#kfc squad

[a-typical-nightowl]

KFC Squad, Pride edition

[somegaymernerd]

I rewatched the dhmis tv series and got Ideas for a crossover AU

oh yeah there’s also alt text on the images hee hee

[garvi-oddis]

MERRY KRISMAS!!!

At least in my time...

[ask-undertaledeltarune]

*2nd day of October!

*Someone gave Kris a knife, I'm not sure if it was a very good idea but they're carving pumpkins now!

*Chara keeps asking us to watch a halloween movie

-Frisk

[el-trio-calificador]

KFC ¿Bueno o malo?

El local recientemente renovado de KFC ha sido una tendencia últimamente en las redes sociales locales, pero, el servicio es tan bueno como lo describen? El mes pasado fuimos para comprobarlo y estos fueron los resultados: los empleados eran muy distraídos pero eran gentiles, por otra parte el local olía a pintura; y aunque era de esperarse, dudamos que no pudieran hacer nada al respecto.

Al mismo tiempo, uno de nuestros pedidos llegó crudo y la queja tardó mucho en llegar.

Nuestra calificación: 4/10

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

This one got buried in our drafts for a minute, but a few months back we realized that the original fast food stunt, the Double Down itself, launched the exact same day that MBMBaM did.

[sm-002]

here's my SLSQ oc, alter! his pinterest is right over here. and go read @harlequinoccult's IF, SLAUGHTER☆SQUAD!!

[platoniqs]

i'm gonna include a st based sam fraser here & i just think it would be neat if she & chrissy were secret gfs best friends.

[greededling]

fuck we almost made it one whole goddamn episode without a munch squad

[akanemnon]

If Kirby swallowed The KFC gang (Kris, frisk, chara) what abilities would he gain?

Idk for the others, but something tells me if Kirby tried to copy Frisk, there are two possible outcomes:

He wouldn't get any ability

Or the entire universe would implode

Frisk's most defining trait is their determination, and Kirby is probably the most determined thing in the universe if given the motivation. And he doesn't even NEED any huge motivation to do what he does. Kirby Squeak Squad is probably the most extreme example for this.

But it is funny. These two are generally pretty carefree in their behavior. They just do the things that feel right in the moment. Not to mention that they can be unstoppable forces of nature that are able overcome godlike entities if you just so happen to look at their friends funny. Of course Kirby is pretty much the personification of positive emotions and everything good, while Frisk can be on both ends of the spectrum depending on how you play the game. So yeah... they are ABSOLUTELY not the same, but it's fun to see the parallels.

So what I'm trying to say is, Frisk and Kirby should be friends.

[harmonictechnicality]

thinking about Steve digging into a KFC bucket around Eddie, who is about to snap in half at the sight of it. Just seeing Steve Harrington sink his teeth into a chicken thigh, sucking on a drumstick bone, swallowing the most ungodly-sized bites he’s ever seen. His eyes are fucking locked on Steve’s lips that are extra shiny from all the grease. Eddie can’t even touch his own damn food because his stomach is in knots from this weirdly erotic and carnivorous circus act.

Steve smears the grease off with the back of his hand, staring hard at Eddie. “What?”

“Huh?”

Dumb. Idiotic. Why is Eddie suddenly experiencing the same level of flusteredness as the varsity cheer squad around this guy? It’s just Steve. Steve eating meat…

Thick, juicy, noisy meat in Steve’s mouth. His mouth that looks so-

“Dude, try some.” Steve waves a half-eaten chicken wing in front of Eddie’s face. He’s smiling as he chews, looks honest to god tipsy from how much he’s enjoying this meal.

Eddie shrugs, pops his knuckles to keep his hands busy. “Not hungry.”

Which is a big, fat lie. He is hungry. Thoroughly starving to see Steve in angles that are banned from biblical literature.

“Christ on toast, Harrington, close your mouth. I can see your fucking tonsils from here.” And yeah, that’s a problem too. Eddie could draw the inside of Steve’s mouth from memory by now. Could make himself a handy little diagram on how stuffed it could be if he just-

“Can’t help it.” Steve interrupts. He tears another piece of meat off and chomps as he speaks. Says something that actually breaks the last bit of dignity in Eddie’s soul. “It’s finger lickin’ good.”

Right, yup. Okay. Eddie is all impulses after that. His gaze drops to Steve’s slick hands. His ears only able to process words at a caveman baseline:

‘Finger. Lick. Good.’

Yeah. That does sound pretty good to him. Really good, actually.

So Eddie reaches across the table and takes Steve by the wrist. He opens his mouth, swirls Steve’s index finger over his tongue, sucking on it for way too long. Makes a loud slurping sound as he returns Steve’s hand back to him. He’s pretty sure Steve gasped at the contact, but couldn’t exactly focus on anything other than the taste of salt and grease and skin.

As Eddie sits back down in his chair, he examines Steve’s face. Red everywhere. Up his ears, down his neck. He isn’t moving either - like Eddie’s little stunt just paused all the muscles in his body or something.

He should run. Avoid getting beat up by a guy who’s a former jock. Besides, Eddie Munson is somewhat famous on cowardly shit like running away. It wouldn’t exactly be unheard of for him.

But he doesn’t. Instead, Eddie dabs the corner of his mouth with a napkin. Takes a deep breath in. Smiles sweetly over at Steve, sweet enough to feel playful. Edging on mean.

“Looks like it wasn’t false advertising after all.” Eddie tosses the used napkin at him. Isn’t trying to make Steve flinch, but it happens anyways. “Finger lickin’ good is an understatement.”

“Understatement?” Steve studies his finger, the one Eddie just used like a jolly rancher, then smiles wide:

“Should be mandatory with you, Munson.”

[theholypeanut]

Being besties with Hiori, Kurona and Niko

Content: Fem!reader, Headcanon that Niko, Kurona and Hiori are same age, school au, mentioning of Shidou, Otoya, JJK and Merge Mansion (it’s a mess I know)

- You were friends with Kurona first, bc he has the best social skills

- He saw you sleeping in between classes one day, and you overslept the bell for next period, so he woke you up.

- Still half asleep, you looked at him and said “damn your hair are so pretty”

- He flustered and that’s how great friendship began

- Because Niko and Hiori were also in football club, and all of you were in the same class, you started eating lunch together

- All of them felt rather odd bc they were not the type to hang around girls, especially Niko, he’d blush whenever you say anything to you

- Kurona regularly braids your hair on lunch breaks, and he got so invested he learned different braiding styles and he experiments daily bc your hair are longer than his

- Need to put your hair up in the ponytail on PE lessons? No: u gonna have the prettiest braids in the entire gym

- After you get comfortable with Niko and Hiori, you guys are totally a ride or die

- You and Niko exchange mangas to each other and watch new anime episodes while being on discord, so u can comment live

- Sometimes Hiori and Kurona join, while Hiori just plays games and listens, and Kurona is studying and listens, bc without context it’s also very funny

- With Hiori you play video games but he is way too good in this

- The only game u have any chances with Hiori are the lamest phone games like Merge Mansion and he is still somehow better??

- One time both you and Niko had puffed eyes at school, and when Kurona asked what happened, you started to explain JJK KFC break up

- You are very protective of your friends, so if you ever hear anyone talking shit about them, you are ready to fight

- You always tease Hiori that he is the prettiest of all of you

- Some senpai confessed to Hiori thinking he was a tomboy, and you will remind him about it until he’ll die

- Kurona is the softest and the nicest of all of you and he is always just happy to spend time with his friends

- You always enjoy listening to him talking about sharks and you’d go with him to aquarium several times

- Whenever you mention that some guy from their football team is hot, Niko straight away says “yeah but he is a dick, don’t” (especially if you have your eyes on Shidou or Otoya)

- They won’t say it out loud but they are afraid if you’d start to date one of the more popular football guys, you’d forget about them (insecure squad, but they love u so much)

- Every week you ask Niko to allow Kurona to braid his bangs but Niko refuses every time (but u won’t give up)

- You all suck on PE, and you always mock them how they made it to football team if outside of that they act like a bunch of nerds (but then they mock you back that you don’t even play football, just suck, and they are not wrong)

- You have study sessions together with lots of snacks and soft anime music playing in the background

- You have three great listeners whenever you need to vent, and they all have your back, because they are the best

- This friends are treasure and a bunch of keepers, and you sometimes get sad thinking they will get girlfriends and you already miss them

- “Bro before any of us get a girlfriend there’s gonna be a while lol” Hiori on discord after listening to your crying hormonal rant

- “You’d better”

By slowlyholypeanut - don’t steal, give credit

Btw I do play lame Merge Mansion and Hiori would totally be better than me

Here a bonus smau regarding jjk (spoilers!)

[yakourinka]

I want to clarify that I don't think laterano is bad writing and serpilia being unlikeable doesn't make her a bad character. it just makes her, well, unlikeable. to me. for obvious reasons. and she also doesn't seem to have anything interesting going on for her, which is strike two

the victoria chapter squad for instance has the question of being the oppressor and the victim going on for them. rockrock is an uneducated young woman who's grown up in a very small world and now has to tackle with, like, everything that's going on. the people who are invading her hometown and the people who have become her closest outsider collaborators belong to the same category in her mind. and how much victorian history do you think people like stainless and rockrock even know? what sort of environment do you think they grew up in? see, it makes them at least a bit interesting right. like of course someone like stainless' granny would praise the steam knights. do you, as the reader, think she's a bad person?

it's just not as interesting when the wacky people from the supremacy country punch down on the one people that the entire history has already shat on. yeah, it's part of their religion and permeates every inch of their culture. it makes sense when a character is comfortably open with that worldview; you have to consider that sarkaz aren't even allowed to exist in their land. it just doesn't make them likeable. to me. still not particularly bad character writing, I guess. and also not very interesting most of the time. like this isn't firing my neurons

like KFC pope taking a harder stance on the sarkaz because of the victorian invasion and laterano's political ambitions is mildly interesting. serpilia going lmao is meh. does that make sense

[the-forgotten-angel]

What.... What experience do you have with humans? Because I have a feeling your perspective is rather skewed on that front.

Or, now that I'm thinking about it, maybe it's not, actually. We know next to nothing about humans in your world (and another like it ig) outside of you, Frisk, and Kris. And we barely know anything about those two either. Maybe humans ARE that messed up in your world.

But rest assured, we aren't.... Human. Not how you know them. I suppose one could say we're gods, or dieties, or just... Observers. We don't have power here, but we can interact with your world, and we can see what happens. The only ones with true power here are Toby, the devs, and the hackers, or I suppose Tumblr staff, and I doubt any of them are listening.

But we're not human in the same way you or any on the other KFC squad are human. We're human in our perception of the world, but not to yours.

Wow, I need to cut down on the essays, this is probably a lot of info to take in at once.

-Geek

[*.....Touchy subject.]

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!! We also have a ko fi !

[ask-undertaledeltarune]

*3rd Day of October:

*FINALLY WATCHING A HALLOWEEN MOVIE!! YAYYY

*Kris is making popcorn =). I think I'm pretty sure

-Chara

[splatwav]

next toby fox human’s name will start with u

it was never the kfc gang, it was the FUCK SQUAD