#kh ansem the wise

[infinitelilith]

do you think they ever explored each other's bodies

[ienzoskingdom]

[oblivionscience]

Minnie: Do you know what bees make?

Mickey: Honey?

Minnie: Yes dear?

[Ansem turns to Even]

Ansem: Even, do you know what bees make?

Even: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

[radiantscientist]

Dilan: Hey, Lea? What kinda stuff do kids do nowadays?

Lea: I guess we usually play video games, video chat and watch movies

Braig: What did you do in your spare time in your youth, Even?

Even: Me and Ansem went on walks usually, and we went to the movies or fairs sometimes

Braig: Well, that's boring

Dilan: Well, what did you do?

Braig: I don't really remember. I was drunk through most of it

[kh-marriage-material]

Here's the Kingdom Hearts Marriage Material bracket!

I randomized then adjusted some of them to make it funnier. My favorite part is that I didn't even mean for Eraqus and Xehanort to be up against each other, that's just how it ended up after I finished the adjustments. However, I DID put the Beast and Xaldin together because they're actually married to each other.

I might end up writing short fics about some of the pairs created by the bracket, because I think that's hilarious, and I highly encourage others to do it too! I'll share anything I can. (this is inspired by @fuckable-kh-men-battle and @white-boy-bracket )

I'll tag anything nsfw, but please don't do anything nsfw with characters that are canonically teens at the end of kh3, even if it is set in their distant future. As far as I'm concerned, the teens in the series think that storks bring babies to people who hold hands without gloves on, and they're staying that way.

Here's the list of characters:

Demyx Even Ansem the Wise Scrooge McDuck Axel Riku Ventus The Sentient Darkness Lea Aqua Isa Dilan Goofy Larxene Ephemer Marluxia Zexion Ansem Seeker of Darkness Saix Aeleus Xemnas Lexaeus Xigbar Kairi Ienzo Terra Eraqus Xehanort Yen Sid Luxord The Beast Xaldin

[cringefail-kh-battle]

[clamiroyal]

I did some drawings for a Kingdom Hearts Amino, inspired by Eurovision 2022 songs (my personnal top 10 in fact)

I never posted them here but hey why not !

Here are half of them ! (In no particular order, because I can't remember my top 10 precisly)

Inspired by S10 - De Diepte

Inspired by Citi Zeni - Eat your salad

Inspired by Vladana - Breathe

Inspired by Circus Mircus - Lock me in

Inspired by Ochman - River

That's all for today ! I you have any questions about my inspirations don't hesitate to ask !

[residentroam]

Me playing KH2FM:

[reconnect-re-union]

[haunted-xander]

Respectfully, anyone who believes that Roxas shouldn't have come back in kh3 is wrong and also doesn't know how to make a satisfying end to a characters narrative.

I could maybe forgive thinking Naminé or Xion shouldn't have returned, as they at least got to make the informed decision to return to their counterparts themselves. It would still be wrong but I can at least forgive it.

But Roxas? His entire story is about being allowed to be yourself regardless of what anyone else around you says you should be. It doesn't/shouldn't matter if he comes from Sora, because he is someone else entirely. It's his life, not Sora or anyone elses. Having a story like that end with him being violently forced to return to Sora when he doesn't even know anything about what's going on is flat out bad writing.

Did he accept that he had to die for Sora? Well, sure, but only after getting to beat him within an inch of his life. Only reason he accepts it is because he literally has no other choice but to. He can't keep clinging to the anger and misery at his circumstances forever.

And, you know, it probably helps that the person this was all for also fucking hates it. In no way is Sora happy about what happened to Roxas. Of course he'd bring him back, it's Sora. The situation is so unfair and tragic that having it end with him just staying in Sora forever would literally go against the essence of the entire series.

Kingdom Hearts is, at it's core, a series about bonds. Roxas was established basically immediately as having very important bonds! His best friend literally died for him! He has friends that don't even know it because it was another version of them, but they still feel that bond to him anyway! You really think they should've just thrown away a character whose bonds transcended the boundaries between data and reality just like that? Get real.

[rhythmmortis]

had ENOUGH of this bitch. put his ass in the hydraulic press

[24blogs]

Portrait in question is below.

[ienzoskingdom]

[oblivionscience]

Riku, at brunch with his in-laws: Where did Ienzo go? I just left for like 5 seconds???

Ansem: He's trying to fight the chocobos again

Ienzo, from outside: REMEMBER ME, YOU BASTARDS?

Even: We really should've sent him to therapy

[radiantscientist]

Ansem: There's lots we could talk about

Even: Like?

Ansem: Like our hopes, our ambitions, our dreams

Braig: OK, so last night there was this lion chasing me, but it had tiny legs. It was a full-size lion, but it had the legs of a sausage dog

Dilan: Not those types of dreams, Braig

[kh-marriage-material]

KH Marriage Material Tournament Round 1

Ansem the Wise was once the well-loved leader of a beautiful kingdom. He’s known for his intelligence and work ethic. Suuuuure, he experimented on people, but he at least tried to stop eventually. I’d share what the person said about him, but–okay, here, here’s what they said: “He needs to lose yet another poll for my mental health.” I honestly don’t have anything more to say about him or this will become a full on slander post. 

Scrooge McDuck is a wealthy businessman! Throughout the series, he’s seen working on businesses in Radiant Garden and Twilight Town, and he loves his nephews and is rooting for them to start their own business! He even gives a young rat a chance at being a chef! How sweet is that? One person has said that he’s “Filthy rich and loves adventures. He'll help you set up a business of your own and he's good with the boys.” What do you say? Do you want to become partners with the business duck?