#killjoys hc

[thesepigsareafterme]

Vaya is kind of like a cat. They constantly lean on and nuzzle up against Vamos

[dangerdayshcs]

kobra loves to ride his motorbike at the most inconvenient times ever sometimes just to annoy the others a little for the fun. basically pranking them in a way. he once decided to get up at 2AM and drive around the house like an annoying mosquito until party came out and shouted at him... he didn't stop. ghoul found it hilarious though, but it wasn't as bad for him since he's deaf in one ear. jet star didn't even wake up.

[deardarlingdevil]

How the Agents enjoy their beverages

Brimstone - loves a good cup of joe from a regular coffee maker or using a coffee pod machine. Taken black or with a spoonful of sugar. Not very picky with his coffee grounds. Drinks his whiskey neat, also drinks beer while watching sports events and hosting BBQs

Viper - canonically uses a siphon coffee maker as show on her player card and from SNAKEBITE: A VIPER'S TALE. Enjoys it black. Grinds her own coffee too. Definitely a coffee snob and I love her for it. Only drinks red wine once in a blue moon because she doesn't like the way alcohol lowers her inhibitions.

Omen - can he even drink or eat? I think he'd drink tea to calm himself down. He'd have a cup of chamomile tea while knitting. Doesn't drink alcohol.

Killjoy - canonically has a coffee mug collection and is seen drinking coffee in cinematics. Enjoys a dark roast with steamed milk. Will enjoy sipping on sweet cocktails while in a rave.

Cypher - canonically enjoys tea and is into Moroccan tea culture. Has a sweet tooth; he enjoys his Maghrebi mint tea extra sweet. He doesn't drink alcohol- he's not religious, but doesn't have interest in haram food and drink.

Sova - prefers tea, but won't turn down coffee. Drinks loose leaf tea and will reuse the leaves until it loses flavor, his babushka taught him not to waste anything. Partial to black tea with a little milk and honey. He's not beating the Russian stereotype, he drinks vodka 🤣 he also drinks honey flavored or fruity kvass!

Sage - definitely a tea drinker! Will have medicinal teas for every ailment. Need a pick me up? She'll make some oolong tea. In fact, she's the one who introduced Omen to chamomile tea. Abstains from alcohol, will only use it for cooking, e.g. Shaoxing wine

Phoenix - he's British, of course he drinks tea. Black tea with lemon and honey in the morning. Drinks in moderation. He'll have a Guinness with pub food. Loves spice in his drinks too. He once tried a Lagos Island 41 on vacation with his family before and enjoyed it.

Jett - bubble tea with lots of pearls! Brown sugar boba is her favorite, but as a foodie, she's open to try different flavors. Moderate soju drinker and knows different tricks on how to drink it. Mastered the poktanju/soju bomb. She'll likely drink more while having Korean BBQ.

Reyna - loves a strong cup of Café de Olla with lots of cinnamon. Also loves to share champurrado with Lucia, it's her comfort drink 🥺 Drinks alcohol in moderation, and she loves a nice well-aged brandy.

Raze - loves a tall glass of Brazilian lemonade with condensed milk on a hot day! Very adventurous when having alcohol. This girl knows how to party and she loves different types of cocktails, but is partial to lime-based ones.

Breach - drinks a lot of alcohol but also has a strong tolerance for it. Drinks beer like it's water, and he prefer having his hard drinks as shots. Makes delicious glogg (spiced mulled wine) during the winter. He will not drink on the job though, he still has standards.

Skye - loves a strong brewed coffee with a dash of oat milk. Skye is also a little health-conscious and loves health drinks like kombucha and fresh fruit juices! She's just a social drinker who has a pint of beer from time to time when she's with others.

Yoru - will sometimes have tea with his meals, especially during breakfast. Prefers green tea. Enjoys super dry craft beer and chilled sake regardless of the time of the year.

Astra - loves hibiscus-based beverages, with sobolo being her favorite! Prefers her tea iced and sweetened. Doesn't drink alcohol- she doesn't care for its taste or effects. Who needs it when you're an Astral guardian?

KAY/O - motor oil

Chamber - a fellow coffee snob like Viper. Canonically enjoys espresso, as seen in his Home Again player card. He owns a very expensive espresso machine that he maintains regularly like he would his guns. He has very expensive tastes, drinking champagne and other sparkling wines like prosecco with a fancy meal.

Neon - 3-IN-1 INSTANT COFFEE ON A HOT DAY LIKE THE PINAY THAT SHE IS, MUCH TO VIPER AND CHAMBER'S HORROR She once tried kapeng barako/barako coffee but never drank it again because it gave her bad palpitations and made her powers unsteady. Loves boba tea with pearls and is partial to wintermelon! Will also enjoy melon samalamig. Doesn't drink alcohol, and she's a lightweight.

Fade - this woman will consume coffee in EVERY form and she is not above drinking it directly from the pot out of desperation. Coffee pods, espresso machine, moka pot, Neon's 3-in-1 coffee sachets that she forgot in her balikbayan box, you name it. When given the opportunity however, she loves Turkish coffee and is big on Turkish coffee culture.

Harbor - chai enjoyer and will make fun of you in good nature if you call it chai tea 🤣 if he has the time, he will prepare it with fresh spices on the stovetop. He doesn't drink alcohol much and is a bit health conscious, but not as much as Skye.

Gekko - he loves his mama's champurrado, but he's been influenced by boba tea too! Loves chocolate-based drinks, both hot and cold. Will sometimes drink chocolate milk straight from the carton. Like Neon, he's a lightweight, and he prefers not to drink so he can keep an eye on his little buddies.

Deadlock - caffeine makes her more highly strung and anxious, so she tries to avoid coffee and caffeinated tea altogether, preferring fruit infusions. Skye introduced her to kombucha and she likes it. Doesn't drink much, but will enjoy the occasional mead. When Breach let her have some of his glogg, she enjoyed it a little too much and she finally let loose

Iso - this guy can go through several boba teas in one day and he will have them at full sweetness. Seriously, his sugar consumption is so high it probably would've caused problems for a regular person (I HC that his radiant powers use a lot of energy, so he needs that glucose). Will try different flavors from time to time but his favorite is boba with a good old Ceylon black tea base. Doesn't drink much, but will enjoy a beer or two.

Clove - sugary iced coffees all the way. They will have them with so much syrup, whipped cream and toppings that it makes Fade afraid. Also loves a good milkshake with lots of sprinkles. Doesn't drink alcohol much either.

Vyse - much like Omen, can she even consume food and beverages? I think she'd be a black coffee drinker too, if she can. Might use a French press for efficiency, or make her own cold brew.

Tejo - coffee is a part of his morning routine. He enjoys a nice, medium-bodied cup of sweetened drip coffee in the morning. He's a moderate drinker who enjoys nicely aged rum on the rocks.

Waylay - loves iced tea and fresh fruit smoothies! She's partial to blue butterfly pea tea. She also drinks coconut juice a lot. Doesn't drink much, but she sometimes indulges in a can of lager beer from time to time.

[d3molition-lov3rs]

the endless desolation of the zones is one of my favourite parts of the danger days universe. the dry, bleak horizon of sand and dust stretching out forever and haunted by the ghosts of the people who had once thrived underneath the dunes of post-nuclear destruction. a constant eerie silence only broken by the sound of gunfire, screams and shots, engines and fire and death. you never know what lies behind the next dune, over the horizon, beyond the limits of the radiation clouds entrapping all of life within this empty, half-dead ecosystem.

[crazy-together-reddie]

i luv danger days cuz it is the most mcr mcr album

like they’re just a group of comic book lovin dnd playin nerds cosplayin their ocs and giving them all an absurd amount of trauma

and i think that’s beautiful

[silliestlittlecat]

mom friend Party Poison. they constantly worry over the crew. especially The Girl because she’s literally their (adopted/kidnapped) daughter. btw. if u even care

[axl-gets-creative]

I have such a depressing, gut wrenching, sad ending, feet kicking, girl giggling, screaming and crying, gacha mini movie coded, old 2006 mpreg mcr fanfiction coded, transgender, unhinged, insane idea for my killjoys funpoison au but oh lord... It is so lethally, deathly, diabolically cringy I would kill myself even telling u guys what it is 💀🙏

(I'm still on writers break so don't get yo hopes up)

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

What the hell was party poison doing with their hair. Witch knows they weren’t taking good care of it. That shit faded after 5 days max. Party Poison red my ass they were orange 60% of the time. Minimum. Sources? I get less solar radiation (and general radiation) than they do and actually use colored conditioner and shit and my hair was hesitant alien-ing after like a week and a half. That’s the real reason Kobra’s hair is just bleached. He knows the sun is the enemy and he will not be dying on the hair dye hill. Party is. They are dying and languishing on that hill with their stupid orange hair again every other week. The real reason the Fab Four are eating powerpup is because their food budget got cut so that party could have more hair dye.

[danger-days-fanatic]

i think there’s sort of make shift hospitals in the zones, where people go when they have much more serious injuries or have been injured in a way that people in their group don’t know how to help, it’s run by people who when they whwre in the city worked in a hospital maybe, people who had medical training or people who are zone born and juts know hwo to fix people’s injuries. it’s not got tons and tons of resources in terms of things like pain killers but it does mean if you break a bone they can just stick a plaster cast on your arm and it’ll probably be better than just leaving it

[literallyjonathandavis]

Headcanon that party poison would print out aggressive pride flags (mainly of their sexuality and gender) and hang them all over their walls and/or around the diner

(I suggest viewing in full since some were cut off)

They have a collection

[bloodyvampwings]

danger days HCs!! vampires exist because I say so. they happened as a side effect from radiation poisoning from the sun. hence why they're so ' allergic ' to the sun. the blood drinking is a birth defect which they evolved into growing sharp fangs for. they're basically vampires bred from radiation addicts.

bonus: I have a killjoy oc who is basically a pete wentz insert who is a vampire. I have a patrick insert too but idk if people wanna know about those so I'll keep to the HCs :3

[rakuchan-420]

Kobra kid definitely used to be a crow, we all agree on that.

So what if the Fab Four were tagging something, and Kobras inner crow came out and so next to all the trashy graffiti is just

KOBRA KID

[dangerdayshcs]

kobra and party share clothes. kinda like hand-me-downs, except kobra is the younger one and gives his stuff to party when he grows out of it. this is because party is short and and kobra is not short. they are also siblings so they share stuff anyway, mostly because party just steals loads of kobras stuff.

[can-u-not-14]

pls send me ur danger days hc’s im very hungry

[vinyls-and-valentines]

I've wrote about this before, though I can't remember if I posted it, but I think that a lot of the Zones' mysticism disappears after Battery City falls. The roads no longer writhe and coil like strange rivers, lost items of the departed no longer appear in strange places as if possesed by a will of their own, the mailboxes fill with unsent mail or vanish altogether alongside pre-war vending machines. The line between the strange and mundane gets demolished along with the rebar and concrete, and the difference is somehow more unsettling than thousands of souls trapped in elecricity or man-eating suburban homes

[katbutluca]

drop the fun ghoul hcs i beg you

HELL YEAA

Fun ghoul hcs here we go!

5'3

He/it. He's cis and pansexual

Contrary to popular belief he's actually the oldest of the fab 4

Most of its tattoos represent an event in his life however big or small. Anything he wants to remember/that inspires him.

He's born in the outer zones before the bombs dropped.

He lost his family to the bombing, was taken in by Jet Star's family as they were family friends, stuck with each other ever since.

It has undiagnosed ADHD and dyspraxia

Because of that he has a big fat inferiority complex, often puts himself down and thinks of himself as "stupid" or "lazy" etc. That attitude kinda generalized to other aspects of life which aren't necessarily caused by the adhd/dyspraxia symptoms and sees himself as disposable and undeserving of the love his close ones give him.

He's ambidextrous

He hyperfocuses a lot while working on his tech/mechanical stuff and often forgets to drink and stuff for extended periods of time

He has a very strong sense of pride, mostly uses it as a defense mechanism

He's very short tempered and finds it really hard to drop things when he's angry. Even if the other party tries to calm the situation down and distance themselves it won't let it go. He mumbles to himself about it hours later like a mom

He internalizes like everything anybody ever says about him ever. Somebody can call him dumb as a joke and he'll stay up at night later thinking abt how they're right and everybody actually thinks he's dumb and hates him (mot true)

He bites a LOT. As a display of love and during fights

Speaking of fights he fights dirty. Never expect a fair fight w him

Top 10 shoplifters to ever exist

He thinks he's mysterious and nonchalant but he's reaaally not

Skateboarding phase

Loves raves and shows

As a younger teen when it had shorter hair it loved to do liberty spikes

His scar is a glasgow smile given to him by some crew who he had a bad fallout + fight with when he was younger (like 14)

While there are schools in the zones, his reading and writing is very minimal. He struggled with it a lot while learning and got very frustrated with himself and just gave up

It loves comic books, the old stuff from before the wars as well as newer stuff made by some authors and artists in the zones. He gets very frustrated with himself when he attempts and struggles to read them tho, poison noticed and they read them together sometimes.

He's a cuddler and moves like crazy when he sleeps. He could be at the opposite side of the room and somehow will migrate to your bed and kick you in the eye while sleeping

He has a buncha of scars from piercing that he took out or rejected across the years

He's made a lottttt of enemies and isn't welcome around a lot of places within the zones from all the dumb shit it pulls

It also has a lot of ppl who owe him stuff from previous work he did for them, doesn't necessarily mean they like him tho

He's kind of a loser

That's it for now chat I think :P