#Hc

[giyuutodoroki]

currently obsessed with the possibility of jouno writing his reports in braille

and then the machine reads it wrong and everyone's wondering why he's writing about chicken feet

Realistically, he makes Tachihara write them.

Everyone does.

Tecchou just doesn't know he's supposed to write them himself.

... Poor Tachihara...

[eydilily]

gempearl in the new farcille dresses...

[finn-hasnoclue]

another favorite clip from the start of pearly’s birthday repo stream with gem :)

[Pearl giggling, door closing alarm]

Gem: We did good!

Pearl: Yeah that was pretty easy.

Gem: Except for that drink that I drank.

Pearl: We ignore the drink. Yeah you’re just a little thirsty, it’s okay. You can be thirsty in June. Bloop.

Gem: Did she just tell me- give me permission to be gay?

Pearl, laughing: She got it.

[bumblepony]

Joel Miller in Jackson! Dad to all.

Capybara energy.

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[justaz]

NONONONONO YOU GUYS DONT GET IT THE GODS ARE AMERICANIZED!!! ZEUS IS A PARANOID TYRANT BECAUSE THATS HOW AMERICANS THINK OF KINGS!!! POSEIDON IS MELLOW RATHER THAN TEMPERMENTAL BECAUSE THE ANCIENT GREEKS DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TRAVERSE THE MEDITTERANEAN AND THE SEA WAS VERY DEADLY TO THEM BUT AMERICANS VIEW THE SEA AS A VACATION!!! ARES IS VULGAR AND CRUEL AND A BULLY BECAUSE THATS HOW (most) AMERICANS VIEW WAR - AS A LAST RESORT BECAUSE WAR IS RUTHLESS!!!! DEMETER IS AN OVERBEARING MOTHER IN LAW BECAUSE AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN ANCIENT GREEK WOMEN AND NOW HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE WHO THEY MARRY SO IN THIS VERSION OF THEIR STORY PERSEPHONE MADE THE CHOICE TO WALK INTO THE UNDERWORLD AND BECOME A QUEEN AND STEP INTO HER OWN POWER BUT HER MOTHER CANT LET HER DAUGHTER GROW UP AND TRIES TO HOLD ON TOO TIGHT - THEIR STORY IS STILL THE PAIN THAT A LOT OF MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS EXPERIENCE JUST DIFFERENT TO ANCIENT MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS!!!! THEY'RE MODERN!!!!! THEY'RE AMERICANIZED!!!! PLEASE NO LISTEN TO ME THEY REFLECT THE CULTURE AND THE TIMES LISTEN TO-

[omniscient3teabag]

do you think when billy was a kid, c.c used to sing him lullabies and rock him to make him fall sleep when marilyn would be too tired to do so and that'd be one of billys core memories of his father

so like. when he gets shazamified later on in life, if his voice goes any lower/softer than his usual voice it'd make people way too sleepy and tired

but captain marvel DOESN'T know that. at ALL and finds out when in a mission with another jl member, they're in a situation where they can't talk in their usual voices, and cm is explaining their plan to the member only to turn around and see the jl member absolutely conked out

(before this, he only used his softer tones of voices for scared children, and thought they just felt safe enough with him to fall asleep)

[messymoonmad]

Throws lithium chloride into Hades’s hair

Lmfao oorrrrr you could fluster him. His flames hair are not actual fire (that would be hestia) his are the materialisation of a soul.

Cause in my canon souls are represented with fire and Hades having soul hair is like him having part of his soul in display.

Hades is a non emotional guy btw. (It's one of the side effect of being swallowed by kronos and overworking himself.) He lost the ability to express emotions long ago. Instead, the hair flame is like a mirror of his soul. What he truely feels. (Tho the feeling has to be intense to truly change color)

Here are some big emotions :

Persephone sighing: it's pride month and I can't even see my colorful husband.../j

[notactuallyatreefrog]

[tom-is-online]

The highest praise I can give a fav male character. transmasc headcanon

[vampirehusbands]

I need Emmrich who received a collection of fancy pens with peacock feathers and other expensive stationery from Dorian.

I need Emmrich who is a big planners and journals enjoyer. He writes all his plans with pens gifted by his former student, now an Archon.

I need Emmrich who is actually good in hand-to-hand combat. The Mourn Watch studies included it in their program since there are not only mages in the order. And also MWers must know how to defence themselves.

I need Emmrich who likes walking and prefers a lovely stroll to carriage ride. Especially since we know Grand Necropolis' lift problem. This man walked up and down thousands of stairwells.

I need Emmrich meeting with Myrna and Vorgoth for brunch every weekend or so. He used to do it when Johanna was still a member of the Mourn Watch, but now...only these two are his closest friends.

I need Emmrich and Myrna playfully scolding Vorgoth for being such a big chatter box.

I need Emmrich visiting Memorial Gardens weekly. It's his comfort place. Getting lost amongst many flowers who managed to grow in the dark and walking amongst the graves.

I need Emmrich who has a huge collection of memorabilia and trinkets. Old and rusty key of his dorm room he thought was lost, first Mourn Watcher attire, some notes from the first lectures, silly Johanna's scribble of a professor she didn't like. Anything he cherished greatly and that awakes bright memories.

I need Emmrich who dedicates whole Sunday to his family (Manfred). Teaching his skeletal companion how to repair some things, how to cook this or that dish. Gives him reading or writing lessons. He loves his job as a professor but after his lectures he doesn't have much time for his ward. He needs to prepare material for upcoming classes or check student's essays or lab works. So Sunday is a perfect day for family bonding.

I need Emmrich who has gentleman/country club membership. I'm pretty sure they have something like that in Nevarra.

I need Emmrich who still keeps in touch with some of his ex partners. Honestly, I think he's a type of a man who is trying at all costs to avoid a bitter and unpleasant breakup.

[hopelessmidwesterner]

Eddie Munson Relationship Headcanons!

fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, drugs (weed), swearing, the term headcanon here is a loose one lol, mentions of rock music (Heart and Motörhead) and anxiety

☠ First met you in the main office of Hawkins High one fateful day. You were new to town, there to pick up your books and schedule, whereas he was there because he'd been sent down for the sixth time this year (and it was only September) due to a bong he made in art class that he swore was supposed to be a vase.

☠ Absolute sucker for casual, stay-in dates. Some weed, a collection of horror flicks, and enough snacks to feed an army? Say less.

☠ Writes you notes as much as he can. You'll find them in your pencil case, your books, your car, and even in your own back pockets. They're usually short and sweet things, always decorated with a goofy little doodle.

☠ Super touchy but in the most innocent, instinctual way possible. A hand on the small of your back, weight leaned into your side, a knee bumped into your own, finger hooked through the belt loop of your jeans, etc.

☠ Was super dead set on that whole "i only listen to metal" facade until you came along and saw the secret Nancy Wilson poster in the back of his closet. You taunt him about it constantly.

☠ A tried and true gentle giant, especially when you're upset about something. He's softspoken and more intimate in some odd way whenever you're crying or simply overstimulated, running a hand up and down the length of your back.

☠ Played the waiting game for far too long. In his mind, someone as great as you would never think of him as more than a friend, so he swallowed his feelings for several months until he choked and couldn't take it anymore.

☠ Might be a little scrawny and clumsy but he won't hesitate to go up to bat for you any day of the week. Some creep hitting on you at a show? One of the jock assholes giving you shit for something? Dustin being a little too harsh with his friendly, boyish teasing? It didn't matter, he was gonna step in.

☠ Graduated, got a real job at a local music store, and quit dealing (excluding to you and your friend group) all because of you. You didn't ever ask or suggest it, either. He just knew you deserved more than what his reputation had become.

☠ Anxiety fears him but in great contrast, you're basically the poster child for unease, worry, and nervousness. He doesn't understand it but he does all he can to soothe you during panic attacks and exhausting days where your head gets the best of you.

☠ Told his mom's grave about you once he realized you were more than just a crush.

☠ Took you to see a Motörhead cover band a few towns over for your first date. He'd been a ball of sweat and nerves since he wasn't sure how you'd take all the hard moshing and noise but you were on cloud nine from the moment you entered the dingy club hosting the show. You both left with wide grins and a few bruises as collateral.

☠ Realized he was deep in love with you just a month after you started formally going out. You'd gone to a rowdy party one of Gareth's cousins was throwing and some drunk guy had been shit talking Corroded Coffin, eliciting you to stand up for the guys like a feisty bulldog that even he was a little scared of.

☠ He's your first everything and you're his.

[finn-hasnoclue]

one of my favorite clips from pearly’s birthday repo stream with gem. i only caught the beginning before work but i’ll be watching the vod eventually

Gem: Oh! We have to try not to spill this drink, come here. Bring cart.

[Gnome shattering sound]

Pearl: Oh yeah, I’ve been told that you quote unquote spill the drink right away so it doesn’t lose value while it’s in its immunity period.

[Quiet Pearl scream, R.E.P.O laser monster noise, glass shattering]

Gem: Well, I didn’t spill it. But-

[headcanons-of-sekai]

*I know weed is completely illegal in Japan but let’s use our imaginations for a second* Akito once ate 2 of Meiko’s edibles whole because he thought they were regular brownies. Cue him at vivid street higher than the stratosphere, shoving pancakes in his mouth, and mumbling incoherently to the rest of VBS

[jasongracestan12]

Tbh, random headcanon, but I feel like Jason Grace would be so good at ballroom dancing

[rainw1nter]

another talon au but a nightwing one👀