#kinks sdv

[barkspawn]

What kin of kinks do you think the sdv bachelors would have? I'll be honest I'm only asking because of Harvey (who strikes me as a very nervous but simultaneously bold dom at bare minimum) but I'm sure others would love to see your ideas for him and others.

This was fun, I'm ngl.

I'm gonna put it under a read more because it's suggestive? Idk the rules.

These are subject to change, as my opinion has changed roughly 2947649275 times.

Harvey: as known, he's definitely a different man in the bedroom than he is in public. Definitely more dominant. He needs somewhere for all of the release of his stress. Don't get me wrong, he still has anxious moments, especially if trying something completely new. He also has super passion-filled romantic sex sometimes too. But man has a secret side. Which, I have no doubt, he'd be willing to try anything with the right partner at least once. What's the word for being teased in public? That too. He has definitely locked the clinic up once or twice to use the exam room for more than examin’ ifyouknowwhatimean

Alex: definitely has a secret thing for exhibitionism. Not so much fucking in the town square as much as for the risk of being caught. He's a bit of a show-off, so I imagine this being the case. I feel like he'd make out in public or smack the booty. Or hell, smack his. It's all fun and it shows off that you're his. I'm ngl, and don't kill me, I feel like he's into degradation a lil bit too.

Shane is dominant. I have no doubt of that. He likes a strong woman for sure but he likes to be in control. I'd say he's into some choking/hair pulling or rough sex, though would definitely be sure you're on the same page. I imagine lots of open-mouthed kisses. Everywhere. His goal is to break you in the best possible way. If you're crying out his name or just LOUD, he's into it. Not super public in affection, but will be a teddy bear if you want him to be. Or let him. (this HC might change because it has a million times so far)

Sam is definitely one of the people with a worship kink. Definitely focuses on his partner’s pleasure. I wouldn't necessarily call him a sub, but I definitely think he likes his partner to... Take control every so often. He is playful as fuck and makes it easy to be comfortable, but obviously stops the silly when things get going. Genuinely, I think he is all about kisses. Lips, neck, stomach, thighs, literally anywhere.

Elliott is a passionate man and we all know it. He could get behind some roleplay for sure and is 100% vocal in bed. Can voices be a kink? Idk but he's constantly worshipping (there it is) and trying to show you how much he loves (and is happy to be fucking) you. Say his name and he's yours for literally forever. Imagine roleplaying as the characters in his romance novel lmao

Sebastian. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered this one in the past. (I mean Harvey too, given the one-shot but I digress). Seb def has a praise kink. I feel like if you praise him he'll lose his mind and because it makes him feel so good, he'll often praise you as well. He is also into power play. I genuinely believe that having someone fight for control is his thing. Depending on his mood, he might just let you win. It depends. But 10/10 has a power play and praise kink. I'm gonna tack on that he'd def be into biting and neck kissing I'm not sorry

Krobus’ kink is when you don't run away at the sight of him.

Note, it's possible I may have missed some. I don't often consider these things but lmao I should this was fun.

[sting-raes]

ppl who think Elliott is vanilla are wildin. Are you telling me the man who writes for a living, has probably read enough smut to fill a tiny library, sniffs you after you've been sweating your ass off after a day of hard work and enjoys it, is vanilla??

[smallestapplin]

Remember, you’re mine.

Sdv Shane x afab!reader

🔞Cw : daddy kink, slightly mean Shane, afab reader they/them pronouns, bite marks, pussy slapping, jealous Shane, in front of mirror.🔞

Another repost from my now deleted side blog, I’m so sorry!

Minors DNI! 18 and older only.

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You aren’t sure what brought this on, but you aren’t complaining one bit. You’re sitting on Shane’s lap, naked and legs spread wide, and facing the floor length mirror at the foot of your bed.

“Shane-!” You cut yourself off with a shriek, your back arching as a loud wet ‘slap!’ echoes in the room. Your husband hums, his hand now coated in your slick.

“Now you’re just tryin’ to piss me off.” He growls lowly into your neck.

His rough, calloused hand gently rubs your throbbing pussy, trying to soothe over the tender skin from where he’s hit.

You lean your head back onto his shoulder, staring at the ceiling, trying to catch your breath. You whimper, feeling his fingers dip into your cunt, slowly stretching your hole.

“What do you say?” Shane kisses your neck, locking eyes with you through the mirror.

Taking a few shaky breaths, you try to speak, yet you were taking too long.

Shane sneers, pulling his hand up and smacking your clit. You squeal, squirming and trying to grind back against his clothed cock.

“M’sorry daddy!”

Your eyes roll back as he rubs slow circles on your pulsing nub. He sinks his teeth into your neck, sucking on your skin, ignoring your pitiful whimpers, while he makes sure not a single spot is left untouched.

“Quit your squirmin’.” He doesn’t care if it’s too much, only caring about marking you up.

And reminding you just who makes you feel so good.

“You’re mine, ain’t that right?” Shane chuckles at your shaking body.

“Yes! Yes I’m yours!”

He pinches your clit between his fingers, shaking his hand.

Your hands slam down, gripping his pants as you cum, your juices gushing and leaking below you, onto him.

“Fuck…” Shane spreads your legs more, moaning at the sight, “you’ve got such a pretty pussy.”

He lets go of your abused nub, letting you fall limp against him.

“Such a pretty pussy, and all for me, right?”

“Mm! Yes, yes! Only yours, only daddy’s!”

He smirks, cooing at your needy figure. He lifts you up a little to free his dick, and settles you just over it.

“C’mon on, I want you to beg nice and pretty for me.”

“Use me, I wanna be daddy’s good fuck toy!-Fuck!” You cry out as Shane slams you down, shoving his cock so deep inside you.

Shane swears under his breath, eyes never leaving the mirror.

“Look at how well you take me, look at that stuffed cunt! Can’t wait to fill it.”

You’re stunning like this, all teary eyed just for him, just because of his cock.

Such a needy slut, and all for him.

He’ll make sure every bastard in this town knows you’re his.

[callistoscope]

harvey’s one and only kink is being loved. Tenderly.

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee]

hey..... hi..... could I request mlm harvey (sdv) :)?

you can decide if you want nsfw or fluff but I prefer no angst yes

cuddles... cuddles, m!reader gives the bestest cuddles because I said so!! + He's taller than harvey (you can put your own hc, but for me personally he's 6'1 ehe), !!!! He gets so flustered whenever m/n towers over him on accident!!, m/n's always apologetic about it too....

and, the fact that m/n smells like oranges and tangerines, doesn't help... He's always so good smelling to harvey he just wants to cuddle all the time... And who's m/n to refuse!!!!!

I love harvey an unconditional amount, also, I may send in another ask soon for elliot aha, I love him too

(+, could I be 🫚anon?)

Stardew valley

// BOTTOM!Harvey X Tall TOP!Male!farmer who smells like oranges and tangerines and cuddles//

CW//TW; fluff, before NSFW is at the end, suggestive mentions before the NSFW part, mentions of edging, begging, praising, then aftercare and mentions of Harvey not having a relationship with his family and having no contact I finished this close to 12 AM.

Apologies I will finish sebby request very soon but I did this BC it had no story but now it does and sighs, I also added Fluff/cuddles, NSFW/redid all that shit if you haven't seen my last post before this, aftercare/m/n taking care of Harvey omg,, no one told me I fucked up a word what the fuck let me go redo that

Harvey is just absolutely adorable.

-the moment he met you he was.. intimated by you, you were taller than him! Like sure.. There's other men in town who're(HAHAHAHSHSHS WHORE sorry) taller than him but he is also one of those men.. it leaves him absolutely stunned seeing you who is taller than everyone at this point! He was very nervous about being around you, even just by standing beside you he was nervous and scared for who knows what, but he did somewhat get a small whiff of your.. citrus like scent? he wasn't sure if smelling like oranges and tangerines were a normal thing… he was going to research diseases or sicknesses just to make sure that you were perfectly fine, yet he isn't sure why he's feeling so anxious and nervous around a person, you're just a tall person.. it's not like.. you'll someday carry him around as if he's a book, because that would be rude! You two just met! But.. it was weird,

-the moment you walked into his clinic while he was trying to write you a letter for a check-up, he didn't hear you walk into his clinic, considering he was mumbling to himself on how to write a letter to you, he felt nervous and uncomfortable the moment he felt like he was being watched.. he then turned around and oh boy, you scared the living yoba out of him! You were just standing behind him, staring. ..causing him to literally scream bloody murder since he WAS alone for such a long time doing his own thing and next thing he knows is that there's a tall man standing behind him and his life flashed before his eyes. While you were actually wondering how you were gonna approach the doctor who seemed busy, but now, you got a doctor who is on the floor, unconscious, now here you are absolutely panicking. You had to put HIM on the clinic's bed this time instead of him putting others on the bed, you're just waiting for him to wake up now, while having a bottle of water in hand and some medicine in the other.

-it was awkward being around you, he apologized to you but you then apologized to him, and it was mutual, next day he finds a basket filled with fruit and there's wine in it, with an apology card on the counter, Maru was sitting at the front desk, she then looked over at Harvey and told him that the farmer came by to give him this as an apology for supposedly scaring the yoba out of him? She was confused of course and asked Harvey what happened, Harvey, shook his head and brushed it off, his face sweating as he felt blood rush to his face, he was actually really embarrassed and didn't really wanna tell Maru what had happened that day, But Maru; thought Harvey had a crush on the farmer, so she didn't press for more, she was just thinking, *’oh Harvey is just embarrassed for having a crush, they seem like a cute pair’* And she shook her head and chuckled to herself as she continued with her day at work, Harvey took the basket and card happily but still embarrassed and red, going to his office to check the basket and card out, he read it, and smiled softly, his face getting warmer when he kept reading it, as he didn't even realize it even was warmer than before.

-aaannd.. that's how his days always went, he also had a proper check-up with you.. somewhat of a proper check-up, he didn't understand why your heart was racing at an unusual speed.. (much faster then how it did in his heart scene in the game..), he thought you were having a heart attack(you probably are) so he started gathering things and had rushed you to the clinic's bed, not letting you get off the bed at all, he was rambling on about how he needed to make sure you're alright and said you could possibly be suffering an unsuspecting heart attack, he kept you with him after closing, because you came in super late nearing closing, and he sent Maru home already, and he was going to make sure you were alright, he was doing his best to make sure you're healthy, asking you questions and medical questions, asking if you were allergic to anything or something, he just needed to know what was up with you, and the moment he knew you were fine, he let out a sigh of relief, thank yoba you're fine!, he also had more of a whiff of your tangerine scent, it smelled.. sweet and comforting, he didn't know why it did though because it felt odd as well and more odd for even thinking of that or feeling that way, but he calmed down to that, while you were just sitting there just absolutely unsure what to even say to doctor Harvey, it was like.. too late to already get home, you'd end up passing out just at 2 in the morning if you stepped out of the clinic, weird how you always do only pass out directly at 2 in the morning, it's always before.

-.....Harvey felt bad and ended up having you stay over, you guys.. are.. somewhat friends, friends yeah, just a bit awkward in the moment because of everything and him being anxious around you and you just being scared and nervous about being in a doctors clinic but also just nervous about accidentally scaring poor old Harvey, but still you two are friends, so you are having a sleepover for one night, it was.. something honestly, you were trying to figure out how to sleep on the couch, Harvey was reading a book, and you were just.. staring at the ceiling, Harvey made small glances towards you from his book, he felt bad but also was not really sure on what to do as he watched you, while you were just turning and tossing on the couch, but found a position where it was comfortable, and honestly, you were like dead asleep after a few seconds like right after Harvey then tried to suggest something else for you but just then realized that you were just already asleep, which caused him to be absolutely lost, confused, and he's like thinking to himself, you already fell asleep?? You were just moving and turning, how are you asleep after a second? Anyways you're a heavy sleeper, Harvey soon put his book away back on his shelf (the book was about fruits, and he was trying to find out if tangerines and oranges scent a whole person if they eat a lot of them but he found nothing and soon gave up) and then Harvey got in bed, staring at the ceiling as he took his glasses off and placed them beside him on his bedside table, soon he went to bed, while also trying to get over the fact that you were here, spending the night, in his apartment.

-harvey soon woke up in the morning and you were just sitting in the middle of the room for some reason, just making patterns with your finger on the floor with absolutely nothing to do, and Harvey felt bad seeing this because he then remembered how you were always up very early in the morning and that you were probably up for hours while he slept, he didn't know what you were doing while he was sleeping but he seen nothing was a mess and he was happy it was clean and nothing was a mess or broken, he soon gotten up out of bed, greeting you sheepishly as he put on his glasses again, what do you mean you made breakfast? How- why did you make breakfast? Oh, well thank you farmer. Harvey happily ate the breakfast you made him(a breakfast only HE would eat. BECAUSE THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOESN'T LIKE PANCAKES. Sorry It appears I'm still upset about him not liking the pancakes I made for him in bed, I ended up giving him eggs and a coffee, and then left without speaking to him or giving him a kiss that entire day but then I showered him in kisses and loves the next day, I was just very upset over that one day.) and he soon put his sweater on again, after the two of you finished breakfast though, he felt very warm and light when you did that action when you didn't need to for him, he hasn't had a good cooked meal in a long time and he really liked your cooking, he did praise you for the cooking and you were happy, so you plan to cook him meals and give them to him since you rarely cook food and you mostly just.. do whatever you do during the day(you don't want to tell him that you are just absolutely feral and will eat anything that can be eaten.)

-As days went by, and the both of you having gotten rather closer than before, it was all going absolutely wonderful, Harvey was very pleased about you gifting him home cooked meals, and now, he was saving a lot more money and not buying frozen meals from Pierre's every time considering he couldn't cook because he was always busy, he was very happy about it either way, and you were very happy because you always made a little plate for yourself and tested it out to see if it was good, which it always was(the only time you messed up was when you forgot to turn off the stove and then you had to recook it all), Harvey soon enough went to Pierre's again and then bought a flower bouquet for you, he was very nervous about what you'd say and how you'd react, but after buying the flowers, he was already in a nice change pair of clothing that made him look really nice, he wanted to be presentable to you during this moment, so he requested you to meet him at the water fountain, when the sun was setting in a letter for you, which when the time had came you went over to the water fountain to see Harvey, hiding something behind his back as well, and when you walked over towards him you looked at him with a soft gaze, causing him to get more red and nervous as he started to stutter his words when he was trying to confess his feelings for you, he was already nervous because of how tall you were but he was more nervous of this, soon enough he did so and you were giggling throughout some parts because you thought he looked so adorable with how red and nervous he was, you really liked seeing him in such a nice outfit but you mostly had your attention on him the entire time, when he handed you the flower bouquet and asked if you wanted to be his partner, you were surprised but not that surprised, he was started to second guess everything until you took the flower bouquet and hugged him, he was surprised but then melted into your arms, holding you back as well as the sun set made it more pretty and he got your full scent of tangerines and oranges which made it even better for him, he felt like he was in the clouds.

-the two of you started dating, and it was wonderful, Harvey was absolutely happy, he was just a whole being of joy whenever he was around you, sure he's still nervous about being around you considering you're still tall but he's more calm and collected about it, often he's leaning into your arms whenever you hold him and he's just blushing like crazy and he's just so happy about it all, he's never felt this happy ever since he left home, he's never had contact with his own family and they simply didn't bother to try and talk to him, Harvey never minded it but he was sometimes sad about it as well, but he's not sad about it anymore now that he has you with him.

-he's never felt like this the moment he had gotten married to you, first he asked you to be with him, and now you asked him to marry you, everything felt so perfect, he couldn't have asked for anything else in the world, no matter what it may be, even a relationship with his family, hell no, he will never trade you for anything else, he vows to be loyal and by your side every single day when the two of you are alive and together, his heart felt like it was going to explode, but of happiness, he didn't bother sharing the news with anyone back in the city, he didn't care, he couldn't, how could he when he finally had you, and you actually care about him and make him happy! He felt so secure and safe being with you, now living with you as he sometimes would go over back to his apartment to just be there for a few hours just chilling there, before coming home since he would now start to feel a bit off whenever he was away from you for too long, and he just felt more comfortable in the home you both share together, he loved smelling the citrus scent you have whenever the two of you would lay together or just be close together.

-Harvey felt so embarrassed whenever you'd pick him up, he didn't fight back though but it sure was a shocker to him, he enjoyed being held and cuddled by you, he loved your hands as well, he just loved having your hands on him, Harvey absolutely loves having your hands on or in him in places, and just loves having your hands in his own, it makes him feel happy.

-Harvey is always leaning or resting against you as well, he loves smelling you, he loves your scent, he just loves touching you in any way shape or form, he needs it, he's needy, he absolutely is needy and wants your attention because he's afraid of losing it, but you always have your attention on him 24/7, because you're HIS Husband, you're HIS handsome man, you both are HUSBANDS, you're HIS.

-harvey get so weak in the knees and gets so red seeing you shirtless, he gets so hot and you're his husband, he sees you shirtless in your own home, but he still gets absolutely flustered and red, he cannot help it! He just loves you too much and feels so shy about it, even when you flirt with him shirtless like! M/n don't do that! (Do it)

Yeaaahhh let's get into the cuddling

Harvey was laying on top of your chest under the covers, his face buried in the crook of your neck as he just softly inhaled the fruitful scent you have, while you were laying in the middle of your comfortable bed, reading a book as you would kiss the top of Harvey's head once in a while, every few 3 to 5 pages you'd turn, while the blanket was covering the both of you as well keeping you two warm, even though you both were warm as it was, you were humming a soft lullaby as you read, your arms were around Harvey as you held the book but you were also keeping your doctor husband close to you as possible, Harvey loved listening to you hum softly as he laid with you, well on top of you but you wanted him to either way to be closer, “mmmph,, my love, do you really think I should stay-” Harvey mumbled against your skin as he tried asking you again if he should stay like this, but you simply stopped humming and cut him off of his words, “Yes, I'm fine Harvey, just relax, it'll be fine, you're fine staying like this” you reassured him that it was perfectly fine for Harvey to stay laying on top of your chest, you loved how it felt because it felt absolutely comforting like this and you loved having Harvey just all relaxed and soft against you, Harvey just made a soft humming sound before nuzzling up against your neck again, his eyes were closed as he shortly soon fell asleep on you, you were turning the page of your book before planting a kiss on his head as you whispered in a soft tone to him, “I love you” before putting a bookmark on your page, and closing it up, it was dark and you knew you should get rest as well, so you put the book on the stand beside you, turning off the lamp as you got comfortable and wrapped your arms around Harvey, holding him closely and making sure he seemed comfy in his own state of sleep, closing your eyes as you yawned and soon, all that was heard in the dark yet cooled room, was the soft breathing of the both of you sleeping peacefully as you cuddled up against each other in the bed you both share, the house the two of you now share is filled with the peaceful quietness, then when the morning had came, Harvey seemed to content on staying in his position as he was too comfortable to move and he didn't want you leaving the bed so soon, while you woke up early and tried getting out of bed to go run places and run to the mines, yet Harvey seems to not want to let you go to the mines, so he kept in his place, mumbling tiredly as he kept mumbling his tired and weak protests of “nooo..” to you trying to get him off of you and to lay on the other side so you could go to the mines, but you soon gave up as you got back into the warmth and comfortable spot you were in originally, and then you closed your eyes once more after giving him a kiss, he had tiredly gave you a kiss back and rested his head against your chest again, since he wanted to stay in longer, and you couldn't deny your husband that any longer because he was so adorable like this, and he loves your scent and your warmth, how could you deny your husband warmth and comfort? You'd just let him get cold and alone in bed? No, you have to stay here and go back to bed, he seemed so happy even in his sleep again as the two of you fell back asleep peacefully,

Okay refucking writing it all are you absolutely fucking kidding me like what the fucking hell I should've fucking written it here like what the fuck

NSFW!!

Harvey's soft cries and desperate pleas echo throughout the bedroom the two husbands share, the sound of their soft skin meeting filling the room with a soft Melody of passion. The bed, though it was In Fact silent, stayed silent, Harvey clutched the sheets tightly, his face flushed with desire and sweet moans tumbling from his lips. His legs spread apart, his body writhes in absolute pure raw ecstasy as his husband, m/n, thrusts into him with such primal need, gripping Harvey's thighs absolutely possessively as he thrusted into him, m/n's rigid length slides in and out of Harvey that sends shivers down Harvey's spine, his cock finding that sweet, soft spot inside of his husband Harvey, causing him to squirm in pleasure. Tears of raw ecstasy had streamed down Harvey's face as he begged for his husband m/n to let him finish, after hours of being absolutely lost in the intoxication of their love-making, M/n could only chuckled in response to Harvey, his hips grinding against Harvey's hips, sending waves of pleasure through both their bodies. With a gentle soft sweet touch, m/n's hand moved from Harvey's thigh to his throbbing cock, Each stroke m/n’s hand made had only brought Harvey closer to the edge, Harvey's need growing with each passing moment this kept going on. M/n smeared the pre-cum over the head of Harvey's cock, his thumb pressing down on the sensitive tip, sending shivers of pleasure through Harvey's body, yet the sensation of m/n's thumb pressing against the head of his cock sends Harvey into a absolutely frenzy, his hips bucking in absolute desperation, as m/n presses Harvey back onto the bed, then pulls out of him only to thrust back in deeper than before, Harvey's cries had reach a fever pitch. He can feel himself being so close on the edge of release, but his husband denies him, prolonging the torture with each thrust, m/n worships Harvey with soft whispers of love and adoration to his husband, his movements slow and deliberate now, drawing out Harvey's torment. His hand strokes Harvey's cock with skill, his lips trailing tender lovingly kisses along Harvey's skin, their bodies move in absolute perfect synchrony, slowly driving Harvey to the brink of madness as he begged and pleaded for release, the overwhelming desire courses through Harvey's veins is matched only by the intensity of m/n's thrusting, Harvey's pitched cries and whines echoes through the room loudly, M/n finally letting Harvey reach his release as he started thrusting faster and deeper, his cock pressed deep against the sweet spot spot inside of Harvey, causing Harvey to hold tightly onto the bed as he moaned loudly, cum now being on his abdomen as M/n kept pumping his husband's pulsing cock, completely fucking Harvey out of his Ecstasy state, Harvey's soft moans kept slipping from his lips as he soon fell exhausted, while M/n took care of Harvey right after releasing inside of his husband.

Aftercare omg

Shortly after Harvey and his husband M/n completed their intimate time together, M/n lovingly tended to his husband's every need. He carefully cleaned Harvey up, ensuring he was comfortable as he guided him to the bathroom, assisted him in drinking water, and then drew a warm bath for them both with deep love and tender care, M/n washed his husband, showering him with kisses and sweet words of admiration and love, as he lovingly attended to Harvey making sure he was comfortable, M/n neglected his own needs just for his husband's, soon, drying himself off hastily as he focused on ensuring Harvey's comfort right after he lovingly was drying Harvey off with care and time, after the bath, M/n gently carried Harvey to the bedroom once again, dressing them both in cozy clothes before settling Harvey on the sofa for a moment, M/n then changed the bedding, preparing a fresh, welcoming space for them to rest. With new pillows, sheets, and blankets, the bed became a haven of softness and comfort for them now while tenderly lifting his weary husband into the soft comforting bed, M/n turned off the lamp and nestled beside him, As Harvey drifted off to sleep, safe and loved in his husband's arms, M/n whispered sweet words of love and adoration, holding him close as they both drifted off to the peaceful sleep

GOOD FUCKING NIGHT HOLY SHIT I AM GLAD IT DID NOT FUCKING DISAPPEAR AFTER I TRIED POSTING THE FIRST ONE WITHOUT SAVING THE NSFW, AFTERCARE AND SOME OF THE STUFF I ADDED TO THE MAIN THING.

[zhongster]

If you're still willing to write for Stardew, can we get some headcanons about... anyone, really?

Oh absolutely dearest, it was actually a burp fic that got me into stardew valley in the first place way back in 2018 (it was about Sebastian and Sam was there too i think??) but for the life of me I haven’t been able to find it again

Anyway here are some headcanons for my personal favorite character: Elliott <3

THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DNI IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT

First of all Elliott is a huge drama queen

He might actually get embarrassed and cry if he burps in front of the farmer early in their relationship

Especially because this man’s burps are NOT small

They are BELCHY every. single. time.

I truly believe he’s such a dark horse and could easily out belch Shane if you give him beer

Wine burps

WINE BURPS GUYS

If he burps and tastes the wine it’s game over he’s like “aaaand that’s enough”

I personally hc him as being from a wealthy old money southern family (that he cut contact with bc they suck) so he has one of those rich people honey-thick southern accents

So i could totally see him full on BELCHING and then bringing a hand to his chest like “oh my lord, pardon me” with that southern drawl

Despite how overdramatic and embarrassed he’d be before he and the farmer start dating/in the early days of their relationship I feel like once he got comfortable he’d pretty much just let them out (within reason) without thinking much about it

If something absolutely wet and vile and disgusting came outta him he’d just cover his mouth with both hands and stand there in shock

I feel like he spends a lot of his time at his desk writing and drinking either red wine or tea (and forgetting to eat) so he ends up with a lot of air in his stomach

He’s very prone to liquid bloating since he does forget to eat and quells his stomach with drinks

He’ll let out some really good ones right there at his desk and just continue writing

Beer really gets his stomach bloated af

He usually avoids it for that reason but on holidays he has been known to indulge

Also Elliott has a surprising amount of kink worthy lines that are actually in the game its kind of insane

One such example:

He has a specific line where he stuffs himself during the winter feast and my brain went haywire with that one

He also definitely loves belly rubs

This is a man that likes to be pampered especially when he has a sore, bloated belly

If and when he and the farmer have children his burps have definitely woken the baby up on numerous occasions

They’re like prime for child-scaring

As in canon, he’s also very prone to hiccups

And the only way he can successfully get them to go away is to hit himself on the chest and try to force up the biggest belch possible

Sometimes he even has to swallow air to do it

I have a very specific image of him in my head letting out these monstrous burps while he fusses with his hair in the mirror

Or while he’s gathering his hair into a ponytail

He’s super casual about it too

Like I don’t think he understands how genuinely massive his burps actually are

He hears them all the time so he’s like??? Desensitized to how loud they are???

So when the farmer’s like “Jesus?!?!?” It takes him a second to be like “OH! OH THAT WAS LOUD I BEG YOUR PARDON” (again with the twang)

here’s a video reference

[milkman-zahhak]

Shane practice

I finally got around to sketching a bit. I can never really settle on a body type for Shane, he looks good no matter what (unless he's anime-boy yassified and all)

But yea, here's some sketches, mostly to practice drawing body types, but I wasn't interested in drawing unless it was tummy related - and also my wifey Shane - so they're all him.

I think the top right one would be how I tend to headcanon him /imagine him to be like in my head most often. Maybe a bit less moob, but I couldn't physically stop myself from drawing them... I tried erasing them and making them smaller and less noticeable, but it just felt wrong. It's a sacrifice I wasn't willing to make, I guess. Lol.

[spacepatrolhana]

i dont know. i dont know where i was going with this.

[vyllain]

gaahhhhh i am trying my best to make sebastian art again with random things, and of all things its...a nun looking.

[wobbleplazma]

So I'm still working on chapter two of Sebastian's Growing Problem, but as a consolation for how long it's taken, I have a sketch of chapter one :)

For anyone who hasn't read it, you can find it on my Tumblr here, or on AO3 here.

In honesty this was just a really self-indulgent piece of Sebastian, and I have a couple other sketches I'll also upload <3

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[intotheseas]

I know the premise has probably been done to death but I've got this sudden urge to write some Harvey smut, doctor's checkup gone awry.

[not-poignant]

Daily excerpt from today's writing, chapter 45 of A Stain that Won't Dissolve:

‘Maybe. And maybe you’ll hate it. I don’t know. Also, do you need a word to stop everything, if you want things to stop?’ What the fuck? ‘Like if you need to tap out. You might need something like that.’ ‘I don’t need a girly fucking word to tap out,’ Alex said indignantly. ‘What kind of weak-ass piece of-’ Sebastian held up a hand, his expression had changed so quickly. He almost looked mad. And Alex didn’t know what the big deal was. ‘You like to struggle,’ Sebastian said. ‘We talked about everything after, you’re turned on today, we’re both thinking about shit we’ve done, but you also told me that it hurt, to wait, to not push as deep, and that I had to stop, and I didn’t. And I could tell you were into that, but what am I going to do if you really mean it?’ ‘I mean I really meant that it fucking hurt,’ Alex said, frowning. ‘I wasn’t lying.’ ‘No, I know, but like- Come on, be real with me here. How am I going to know for real if you’ve had enough?’ ‘You’ll fucking know.’ Sebastian folded his arms, and Alex felt like a little kid getting scolded. It was kind of hot, but he also hated it. He pressed his lips together in a small frown and just wanted to get to the bedroom already, even if he was pretty sure he couldn’t jerk off in front of Sebastian, he was also pretty sure he could just…coax Sebastian into bypassing that part completely. ‘I don’t know!’ Alex exploded. ‘I’ll deck you? I’ll start crying like a little girl? My ass will tighten so much your dick will fall off? I don’t know. I like the shit we’ve done, okay, even if I’ve hated some of it in the moment. Why’re you acting like I suddenly want the softest, nicest-’

[gr0sspawz]

elliott as a gay priest

spending all his time reading the bible and writing religious poetry

playing the piano for the church choir

tying up his long firey hair before giving his sermons

when the farmer comes in to confess about having impure thoughts about other men, he gets jealous but doesnt know why

slowly falling in love with the farmer, but he cant! its a sin! hes supposed to serve god alone!

praying every night that he can be absolved of this troubling sin, but it never goes away, it only gets stronger

until he breaks and they kiss and oh, god, im sorry, but if this is a sin why does it feel *so good*?

just. elliott as a gay priest

[panickingpansexuality]

Spring Rituals

Elliot x Shane x Sebastian X Reader (she/they) pronouns FEM body.

Gif not mine.

Kinks involved

Breeding

Marking

Oral fixation

Degradation

Praising

One spring morning a few days before the egg hunt the farmer woke up and set out to do their chores, when they opened the door they found all of them already done, the eggs and milk left out on her steps, the crops all watered, and paths cleared off. 

They saw their letter box had it's flag up and went to go see who left a letter;

"Dear farmer (y/n), 

I regret to inform you that I've missed a rather important detail in our cultural celebrations, you see very year a week before the festival we choose two men to go off and have sex so that Yoba will bless us with a bountiful year.

Well I forgot to inform the gentlemen this year and while the letters have been sent they need someone to fornicate with to ensure the year will be prosperous. Would you be interested?

Please let me know ASAP 

Mayor Lewis."

You've accepted the Quest

(Y/n) sat in their bedroom the next day, they were told three men would be coming, one to ensure that it was safe and consensual and two to fuck them. 

Mayor Lewis sent her enough fabric so that they could make themselves either new underwear and or a lacey little outfit (they picked the outfit), light pink like the flowers that would grow very soon, after that he told them that they had to be ready by nine sharp, the men would most likely be with them all day.

The door opened with the spare key (y/n) had given Mayor Lewis so that he could give it to the men coming over.

(Y/n) felt their heart leapt in their throat, they stood up quickly, their hands nervously fidgeting in front of them.

The door opened revealing Elliott, Shane, and Sebastian, the three of them entered closing the door, each of them took her body in like it was the most beautiful sight they've ever seen.

(Y/n) felt suddenly embarrassed, they covered themselves the best they could from the men, one of them being their crush.

"Hello darling." Elliott said stepping forward, he took off his jacket and dropped it over them.

"Are you ok with this?" He asked softly.

"Of course they are." Shane grumbled, "they wouldn't have said yes otherwise."

"Go sit off your hangover jackass." Sebastian glared at him.

Shane grumbled and brought a chair into the bedroom..

"Do you guys want anything to drink?" (Y/n) asked, holding Elliott's jacket.

"Water." Shane said, "the two you pick are going to need a lot of it."

"I-I have to pick who fucks me?"

Elliott found himself blushing while Shane laughed, Sebastian adjusted his stance against the wall.

"Yes dear," Sebastian said, "Whoever you want (y/n) that's who you'll get, and we stop whenever you want to."

"Any other questions?" He asked

(Y/n) nodded.

"So do you guys do this with every person in town?"

"Not usually." Shane says, "most of the time we go to the city, most of the time of the men who are close are married they just fuck their spouses. We get a test to make sure we're all clean before going out to do anything."

"Oh.." (y/n) said feeling their skin turn red.

"So it won't be all of you fucking me?"

"No," Elliott said, "not unless you want to, you pick which two of us have some fun and then once we've gotten you to a completely blissed out state you'll pick whoever attempts to impregnate you."

(Y/n) squeaked and Elliott chuckled, placing a kiss on their forehead, his hand reached up to their lower part of their stomach with a heated gaze they looked back up at the farmer.

"It doesn't have to take," he said, "So long as we try the rituals complete and if you want we all go on normally, like it never happened." 

(Y/n) looked up at Elliott, nerves racking their brain and the thought of them and Elliott going back to being friends after something like this hurt more than they thought.

"I'll get the waters." They said handing Elliot back his jacket, he took it and the three of them watched the farmer bend down and grab four gallons of water from her fridge onto the table, their ass looked so good in the little lace undies that Sebastian knew they had designed. 

(Y/n) grabbed four cups from her cabinet and set them out on the table.

"So…no hard feelings to who doesn't get picked right?" 

"Absolutely." The three of them said.

(Y/n) took a deep breath and said:

"Elliott and Sebastian."

"Thank you sweetheart." Shane said, "I'm a little too hungover for that."

(Y/n) giggled, they noticed the warm look on Elliott's face when they smiled.

Sebastian crept up behind them and held their from behind, he smiled into her hair and left a kiss.

"I'm ready when you are princess." He told them,

(Y/n) smirked pressed their ass against his crotch feeling the lump beneath it, he groaned and started kissing her neck.

"Naughty little thing." 

Elliot walked towards them, taking off his socks and shoes, leaving them scattered on the floor, his tie was next and then his shirt.

Sebastian started to rock his hips behind the person who leaned into the touch, they pressed their thighs together seeing Elliott walk towards them with half his shirt undone.

"I'm happy it's you." He said before crashing his lips to theirs, Elliot's hands crawled the sides of your body barely touching you, once his hands found your breasts they circled them lightly with his finger tips before grouping them, (y/n) let out a breathy moan arching their body Into his touch, behind them Sebastian slipped a hand up to the strap of their outfit and pulled it down to their shoulder.

"You want the bed sweetheart?" Sebastian asked, "Or do you want us somewhere else?"

The possibilities sky rocketed into their head, on the floor like animals, in the shower, or maybe outside with the twigs and pebbles scraping their back along with their nails. 

Sebastian pressed a kiss to the tip of their right ear and bit down gently on it.

"Bed." (Y/n) whimpered.

"You wanna be tied up?" Sebastian asked, they moaned and shook their head. 

"Not this round."

Shane shifted in his seat, adjusting his pants to be more comfortable.

Sebastian pulled you into the bed and played with your boobs while grinding up into you, the both of you dry humping each other until Elliott was finished getting undressed, you clenched your thighs together at the sight of him. Sebastian chuckled and moved his hand down into your panties fingers gently caressing your clit.

You gasped and arched into his hand your body begging for more.

Sebastian pulled his hand out and you whined, Elliott pulled you to your feet and whispered in your ear.

"Take this pretty little thing off (y/n)."

You smirk and gently push him to the bed, Sebastian's already quickly getting undressed you wait until he's finished before you slowly start to take off your own outfit. 

All eyes were on you, completely and fully aware of what you were doing to them. When you toss the garment aside you look over at Shane who's eyeing you up and down.

"Shane," you coo. "I'm alright if you play with yourself during this."

The other two look over at him and agree, with you that's all the initiative Shane needs before dropping his pants, you grab a bottle of lotion from the nightstand and hand it over to him.

"I can see your slick glistening on your thighs Darling." Elliott says, "Are you truly that excited?"

"Not as excited as she's gonna be." Sebastian says, tapping a spot on the bed beside him.

"Let me eat you out  princess." 

You swear your legs shake as you walk over and move to sit on the bed, Sebastian gently maneuvers you to the middle of the bed and spread your legs as wide as they can go..

"Elliott," you say, "Let me suck you off."

Elliott flushed and Sebastian kisses the inside of your thighs with a smile.

"Such a generous little slut." He whispered before giving your pussy a quick lick that led to you arching up into him with a gasp, Sebastian chuckled and held your hips down.

"Stay still for me whore." 

He let one hand go and went to finger you as he ate you out and chuckled when he noticed how wet you got.

"Elliott pretty slut likes being degraded."

"Go easy on her Sebastian." Elliott said sitting beside your head, he gently put a hand on your cheek before kissing your lips.

"She's being so good for us."

You moaned and as Sebastian continued his meal, you opened your mouth for Elliott as he inserted himself, with legs on either side of your head.

It wasn't difficult to take him down, when he inserted himself you did your best to suck him down moaning around his cock as Sebastian continued to eat you out. Elliott used the headboard to help him bounce into your throat, his back slightly hunched as one hand was on the bed holding on tightly to yours.

It wasn't long before Elliott started becoming incredibly vocal, the moans going straight to the knot in your stomach. 

When Elliott releases you do too, the feeling of his warm cum in your mouth turns you on a bit more than anything. 

Elliott tries to pull off of you before he drowns you in what he has, but you suck it down eagerly. It has almost ready to go again.

When he hops off he looks down at Sebastian who is still going to town on your pussy.

"Sebastian," Elliott pants out, "You must try her mouth."

Sebastian pulls himself away from you pussy with a wet kiss before asking;

"Is that where you want me now cumslut?"

You breathlessly nod and Elliott flips you over so your shaky knees are on the bed and Sebastian is sitting against the headboard.

"Show me what you got princess." Sebastian says, you give him a smile and immediately go down to tease the tip, you take a hand and start to give him a handjob as well, not skipping his balls.

"Fuck." Sebastian curses out.

You start to moan around his dick when Elliott begins his assault on your pussy, almost immediately do his fingers go into find your g-spot.

You then start to go down on Sebastian trying to take him down to the hilt.

"Fuck (y/n)." He moans your name like a prayer, you keep going, as you go down on his dick your hand continues it's motions where it can.

"I'd put a ring on their finger just for their mouth." Elliott tells Sebastian, "and this fucking pussy tastes like heaven."

"Fucking gonna make me cum early, little slut." Sebastian says reaching down to start playing with your nipples.

"That's what happened to me." Elliott says laughing, "this pussy is gonna be a dream to be in. Better than I'd imagined."

Sebastian and Shane laugh as you look up at Sebastian confused, he gently puts a hand under your chin and asks:."Can I fuck your mouth?"

Wordlessly you nod and he chuckles.

"Just tap my thigh twice if you want me out ok?"

Again you nod, and he grabs both sides of your head and starts fucking your mouth.

You felt jolts of pleasure running through your body, your eyes overflowed with tears hearing the men groan and moan for how well you were doing.

Sebastian continued fucking up into your mouth until he pulled off of you and pumped himself s few times before cumming on your face, you leaned down and licked what was left from his dick.

Sebastian then pulled you forward and kissed you passionately.

"Flip her over Sebastian." Elliott said, with a glint in his eye Sebastian looked over at him and smirked, your head was now by his dick and your legs spread wide for Elliott, his fingers found your g-spot easily again, his body was over the lower half of yours, and he out the leg furthest from him over his shoulder.

"Be a good girl baby," Elliott said and he quickened his place on it watching as you started to scream from pleasure.

"Good fucking girl." Elliott said, "You're so wet baby can you cum for me? Let it out, let it all out." Sebastian leaned forward and played with both of your breasts 

"Go on slut, show him how fucking dumb you'll be for a good fuck." 

Their voices of praise and degradation, and what they did to your body quickly became too much for you and you felt a damn burst in you stomach.

When you came back Elliott was whispering praises to you and going back down to your pussy which makes you whine, he's gently rubbing all over your body.

under your head Sebastians leaning back playing with your hair and whispering how pretty and good you are.

"Want you in." You said starting to cry, "Please Elliott please."

Sebastian leaned forward and wiped your tears.

"You want him to breed you honey?" 

You nodded and sobbed into his hand.

"Good slut." He said "Keep crying baby, I don't think Elliott thinks you've earned it yet."

"I have." You cry out looking up at him.

"Please Seb, please I'll be good, I'll be so fucking good just lemme have in me."

"Aww princess." Sebastian said mockingly. "You're begging to the wrong guy."

He gently coaxes you to turn around and helps you up to your knees, you slide your legs apart until your bare pussy is on your sheets.

Elliott's now off the bed looking down at you expectantly.

With half lidded eyes you look up at him and start begging.

"Please Elliott, I want you to be the one to breed me first, I want to feel you so deep in me that I'll memories the shape of your cock in my pussy please try and make me pregnant, you won't have to take care of the baby it's my job and I'll wait whenever you wanna fuck me again and leave with more of your babies to take care of."

"Fuck Princess." Sebastian groans out.

"Who do you belong to?" Elliott says leaving down to whisper in your ear.

"You." You whine out.

"Gonna let me breed you?" He asks pushing you back on the bed, his left knee on the bed.

You whine and nod.

"Gonna let me make you a mommy? Fucking let me marry you just cause I'm gonna get you drunk off if this dick?" 

"Yes.." you moan out.

"Yes, who?"

"Yes sir." You say holding up your legs.

"Fuck.".Sebastian and Shane groan out.

"Now you gotta let Sebastian have fun too." Elliott says, "You've been such a generous baby, I think you can be again."

"Please " you say looking over at Sebastian.

"I'll watch first baby." Sebastian says pinching a nipple. "But then if you want I'll fuck your pussy so hard that you'll need to hire someone to help you with your chores this week."

Elliott chuckles and Sebastian comes over and kisses him on the cheek.

"Give her a good time." He says.

With that Elliott pulls your legs over his shoulders, his dick slowly sliding into you, the two of you letting out a groan, he waits a few minutes, leaning down to kiss you and play with your breasts.

"Do I feel as good as you imagined?" You ask breathlessly

He chuckles and kisses your cheek.

"You feel better than that (y/n)."

he pulls almost all the way out your pussy gripping at him to stay in before he slams back in, you moan as he starts his pace.

"I'd like to make you squirt again." He pants out. "To make you squirt as I'm getting you pregnant."

Elliott reaches down to your clit and gently starts to rub it, you felt like your entire body was on fire, His gentle but hard thrusts were turning you to gush, he leaned forward and started suching the side of your neck.

"Pretty little mama." He whispered mindlessly, "I'm going in unsure that you have my babies by Christmas, I'll have you pregnant walking down the aisle, everyone in this fucking town will know you're mine. Mine."

You tired to agree but your words were mumbled too close together all you could fell was Elliott's dick and the pleasure it gave you. So good. So good. Everything so good. You wanted more, you're pretty sure you were begging for it.

"Fucked her stupid already Elliott." Shane laughed, "Pretty little slut." Elliott whispered, "My pretty little slut." 

"Sebastian." Elliott said, "Their mouth is lonely, let them jack you off at least." 

You whined in agreement, Sebastian smiled and first kissed Elliott on the mouth in a quick and passionate kiss, that Elliott groaned into, then he came and kissed your lips, holding the side of your jaw he spat in it and you held out your tongue to show him.

Him and Elliott chuckled, Elliott kissing your breasts as praise.

"So fucking good for us." He mumbled.

"Swallow." Sebastian said and you did, then you stuck your tongue back out panting and moaning like a dog. Sebastian knelt before you and you moved to Jack him off while Elliott fucked you. 

Soon you felt the damn burst in you again and you were begging Elliott to cum in you.

"Elliott," you moaned, "Daddy, please."

"Don't worry baby," he huffed, "I shall make your body look even more pretty, my beautiful baby don't worry."

His hips started to stutter a little bit, his release getting closer and closer.

When he came inside you would have screamed if all the sound was knocked out you replaced only small moans. 

Your grip on Sebastian only faltered once, Elliott pulled himself out and gently maneuvered you onto your shaking knees, looking up at Sebastian you kiss the top of his dick before swallowing it down.

Elliott enters you again, his pace is slow, he leans forward leaving a trail of kisses down to the middle of your spine before he starts back up again.

"You feel so good." Elliott whispered into your neck.

"I feel as if I need to stay in you forever." 

You moan, Elliott kisses the side of your cheek and continues to thrust into you,the pleasure isn't stopping you feel like it's increasing, your hands are gripping the sheets as the two men use you for their pleasure, Sebastian pulls off of you just as he's cumming, your hands shake and fall once he's finished, leaving your lower half up for Elliott to use.

The sound of skin hitting skin and moans are the only few noises left around the room, you're begging, the sound of "Please, please please!" Starts to fill the room but you have no idea what you're begging for and then he cums in you and the feeling has you tipped over the edge.

Shaking you collapse on the bed, Elliott collapses against you, pulling your he looks at your sweaty blissed out face.

"Break." Elliott says, "You need a break before we go on."

You look like you're about to cry, Elliott pushes the hair on your face aside and starts to kiss you, on your lips by your eyes all the way down to your breasts.

"Can you walk baby?" Elliott asks softly, you only whine in response.

"I'll get some food going." Shane says getting up.

"I'll wash them up." Elliott says softly.

He gently picks you up bridal style before going to the bathroom where you use the restroom and Elliott starts a bath for you, with plenty of bubbles.

"Robin made you the biggest tub I've ever seen." He chuckles out, you hum snd lean forward kissing up his arm to his shoulder.

"Where's Sebastian?" You try to ask but it comes out slurred.

"I'll go get him honey." Elliott says gently caressing your cheek, he leaves you alone to try and regain your thoughts. Your bathtub is big, big enough for maybe four adults.

Sebastian comes in and smiles at you, you grab his hand and kiss his fingers. He smiles softly at you and helps you stand. Wordlessly the three of you go into the bubble filled tub, your leaning against Sebastian and Elliott is leaning against you, small kisses and praises are shared between the three of you.

"Do we get to do more?" You ask.

Elliott chuckles and kisses your cheek. 

"If you want too Darling."

"We've got all day," Sebastian whispers, "the ritual is technically complete but if you need more then we'll give you whatever you want. Ok?"

You nod and give each of them a slow kiss on the lips.

"I gotta tell you guys what I want to do." You say.

In the kitchen Shane's made a frozen pizza for the three of you, he kinda hopes you'll eat in the bed or the couch, considering that you've been worked like crazy today. 

He hears the bathroom door open and sees Sebastian carrying you out, before setting you on the bed.

A twinge of jealousy sparks into Shane but he swallows it.

"Hey Shane." Elliott says going in, "(y/n) wants to speak to you." 

Confused, Shane goes in to find Sebastian wrapping a blanket around your slightly wet body.

"Hey," you say quietly. "Can I suck you off?"

Shane sputters as he hears the other two men laugh.

"You don't have to." Shane says with a red face

You give him a mean look before reaching out you fingers, grabbing his belt loop and pulling him forward.

"I want to." You say looking up at him for approval.

Shane's breath catches in his throat he looks down at your beautiful face and nods, you smile warmly before taking the zipper with your teeth and pulling them out, Shane fishes out his mostly hard cock for you. You lean forward giving the tip a kiss before starting off. 

Shane moans silently and closes his eyes, Sebastian goes in to finish the food and Elliott comes in to sit beside you, as you slurp Shane down, he smiles at you and moves your hair out of the way, kissing your shoulders and gently rubbing his hands up your body.

"You're doing so good for him." Elliott whispered, "So fucking sweet for everyone, you're our good girl (y/n)."

Elliott looks up at Shane and smirks.

"Let it out Shane," Elliott says, "they like knowing they're' being good, let them hear you."

"Fuck." Shane groans out, "You're so fucking good. (Y/n), fuck (y/n), oh fuck." He chants your name like a prayer. 

You pull your mouth off but continue using your hand as you leave a quick lick with your tongue against his shaft, he curses and tries not to smile at you.

"Little tease."  He buffs out.

"Cum in my mouth." You say softly, "Need you down my throat." 

The two men groan, as you take Shane in, Elliott continues to kiss your body, starting to leave little bite marks just to hear your moans, Shane's breaths are becoming heavier, he's gripping his hair, the other hand off to his side gripping the headboard. He feels like his feet are going to fall from the floor, he's moaning your name his hips soutter and then he cums cursing the entire time.

You pull away, sucking everything you can down.

A few moments  later Shane down at you panting, he leans down and kisses your forehead.

"Thanks for that (y/n).." he says gently "You did so good."

You preen under his praise 

"Foods ready." Sebastian calls.

"I'll bring you a plate." Shane says, "you need to rest."

"I can rest on the couch." You suggest.

"Ok." He says. You walk in on wobbly legs to the couch, Elliott on one side of you, Sebastian on the other and Shane sitting down on the floor, the television blaring the news.

"So." Shane says, "what else are we doing before we all head out."

"Well." Sebastian says, "(y/n) wants me to fuck them and then wants Elliott to stay the night, and by morning Robin will probably have to do repairs."

Shane is quiet for a moment, he looks up and see you cuddled closer to Elliott than Sebastian and nods.

"Ok." 

Once the food is done the three of you go back to the bedroom, Sebastian's laying on the bed, you between his legs putting the condom on with your mouth. All of you are clean but they were sticking to one rule: only one of them gets to cum in your pussy.

Once the condoms in, Sebastian leans forward and kissed you passionately, laying you down on the bed, he coaxed you to your side facing Elliott and Shane, he hooks a leg under the one facing the ceiling and opens you up with his hands, a generous amount of lube already on them.

You lean into him moaning softly, Sebastian kisses the side of your neck before pushing into you. 

"Fuck." He curses "Elliott was right about your pussy."

He pushes his hips forward into you, your eyes closed savoring every burst of pleasure that ore through you.

"Watch them." Sebastian says, 

You open your eyes, they look half lidded and fogged over, your mouth hangs open as your moans fills the room, you see Elliott's cock hardening and you moan, you need him in you it doesn't matter how but you need him and he can see it too, he smirks at you and crosses his arms watching you write in pleasure.

Sebastian's cock is filling you so nicely making wish that the condom was off so he took could fill you but these men had given you every wish had made you so fucked stupid that you wanted to give in to every request they had.

Sebastian pounded into you, each thrust made you feel better than the last your moans echoed freely as he licked the side of your neck.

"Such a good whore." Sebastian groaned, "opening up for all of us to use your pretty holes. Going dumb on our cocks, fucking cockslut."

"Imma cockslut." You slurred out.

"Good fucking slut." Sebastian huffed out.

"Gonna make you stupid in this dick, gonna make you wet enough for Elliott he's gonna slip in easily, give you fucking twins."

You moaned out into him, your body tightening around his dick. Sebastian began to grip you hard enough to leave bruises and you wanted them, you would have begged for them if you could.

His trusts grew faster, making your body limp, then his hand grabbed your throat cutting off some of your air.

"Yes, yes, yes." You slurred out, you felt the knot in your stomach coming undone, as Sebstians pace picked up.

His hips stuttered and he came you whined at the feeling of his warm cum in your pussy but not in your pussy.

Sebastian pulled out, leaving little kisses against your skin as you two parted. 

"If he doesn't give you a baby by the end of this year." Sebastian whispered leaving a trail of kisses up to your ear, "come visit me and I'll give you triplets."

You laughed and shook your head, he gave you a long slow kiss that left you arching up into him before he went to wash up and put his clothes on, Elliott came into bed with you and smiled warmly at you.

"(y/n)," he says softly, "My (y/n)." he kisses your arms and bites and sucks down the middle of your forearm. He pulls away and watches your happy face.

"My Elliott." You smiled, he leaned down and kissed your lips slowly, wanting to worship every inch of your body until he was the only one you thought of, the only one whose scent was left on your body.

When Sebastian came out of the bathroom, he saw you two were lovingly making out, the half of him that wanted to stay left when he decided to go get some food,Shane left with him.

The setting rays of the sun touched your bodies in the bed as you two laid their kissing and touching one another, your hands found his nipples and began to mess with them, the other going to grip his hair, making him moan into the kiss.

"Another day," you say, trying to make it sound coherent. "I wanna peg you."

Elliott answered without a second thought: 

"As you wish."

"But today," he said, gripping your thighs, and flipping you to your back. "I'm going to make sure that when you can walk again, my baby will be in you."

He leans down and kisses you as he inserts himself again, his hands grip your waist and pull them upwards so that the back of your head is on the pillows but he's on his knees with your legs in the air over his shoulders.

His pace grows a little faster than what it was earlier, the love is still there, he's kissing your legs while treating your body like a Fleshlight.

Your minds back to the place where you can think only about Elliott's dick, and those two words are the only thing in your mind.

"Elliott's dick.." you mutter out not realizing you said it, you say it like a mantra as he hits every spot inside of you perfectly, like he was meant to be in there.

"Made my beautiful baby dumb again?" He asks with a chuckle, you blush and cover your mouth, he growls at the action and quickens his pace so your hand sfky from your mouth to the bed sheets where you can grip them, your body arches up into him and you scream out your moans.

After the long day of fucking you two have had, your both close, Elliott reaches down and plays with your clit, quickly it becomes too much and your spasming around him your vision goes white for a moment but you feel him cumming.

"Fuck baby, (y/n), my darling, I'm gonna marry you, I swear it fuck, won't let you have anyone else's babies, need you to have mine, need you to be mine."

You're moaning, your heart wanting to hold onto those promises, but your body releases them with how much you're shaking.

 

Then when you come too again, Elliott's between your legs cleaning you up with a warm cloth, you moan out happily. 

Elliott smiled, putting the cloth in the bathroom he comes back out and helps you up, you see yourself in the mirror, your body littered in his hickeys and bruises most likely from Sebastian. Once you use the restroom, you grab another cloth and wipe down Elliott's thighs and dick.

When you go back out, your body immediately goes to the bed and curls up in the blankets, Elliott comes back with some water and fruit bars.

His arms are warm and you feel completely safe in them, one hand reaching down to your stomach, gently going up to grab one of your hands and bring it up to his lips for a kiss.

"I meant what I said." He whispered, "Every bit of it." 

You look up at him with tired eyes and kiss his lips slowly and full of promise.

As you two eat and drink you look over at him with a smile;

"Maybe take me to dinner first and then I'll let you marry me."

Elliott chuckles and pulls you into his chest.

"I'm glad it was you." You tell him, "I saw you enter and I felt completely safe and I never expected.."

"That I felt the same or that I'd bruise your cervix?" 

"Both." You say sleepily. 

"Go to sleep (y/n)." Elliott says kissing the top of your head, "I'm not leaving you."

"Wanna stay up and talk to you.." you mumble.

"I do as well, but you need your sleep my brilliant lover. Ok?"

You nod and quickly fall asleep, knowing that you're the luckiest person in Stardew Valley, and that the year will be profitable for the whole town.

[zhongster]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57380737

THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DNI IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT

OH MY GOD ANON THIS WAS FANTASTIC

POOR DUDE WAS SO EMBARRASSED 😭

little does he know him doing that makes me want him infinitely more

[milkman-zahhak]

I made a new page of Shane drawings.. if you EVER see these drawings posted elsewhere, as in 'posted onto normal looking accounts on other sites', erm.. it's not stolen, I'm just super proud of this, and thought it would fit the theme here best, so I'm gonna post it here first.

So if you see it in the wild, no you didn't ♡ Feel free to say hi and stuff to me on here, but please don't comment about or mention this stupid kink tumblr blog outside of this, or I'm deleting it.

Most of these were just excuses to practice drawing poses with people of various sizes, but I didnt feel like drawing unless it was Shane, so its all just variations of Shane. Anyways, zero references were used!! #Aphantasia win moment or whatever, maybe I can draw sometimes!

If anyone cares, though, the top right one is how I headcannon Shane's body would look for the most part.

The ugly idiot with him is my farmer (basically a self insert of me but if I was a real man).