#kinnporsche crack

[fromperdition4]

Okay, I know Kinn has legitimate reasons for being upset here - but when you look at these lines without any context, the contrast is pretty hilarious --

Kinn, stoic: So, I shot the guy

Kinn, close to tears: And now I have trust issues

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

Pete: *stumbles into the main family house bloodied and bruised*

Porsche: OMG what happened to you?

Pete: Fell

Porsche: off a building?!

Pete: in love

Porsche: Honestly? Same.

Chay: *crying in the distance*

[guzhufuren]

for @agendratum 

KinnPorsche + text posts (pt.18/19)

[pepsi-pinacola]

Porsche, injured, in an ambulance, on the way to hospital: Is it possible to change the radio station?

Doctor: Please lie down and don't speak. Save your strength.

Porsche: I don't want to die listening to Wik's song!

[loveable-sea-lemon]

leaving this here 🧍🏻‍♀️

[brother-lipsmackariah]

Chay, visiting Kim's house for the first time and seeing a ball of red yarn: Oh, P'Kim, do you knit?

Kim, who uses it for his detective board:.....yes

[moerusai]

They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship.

[songtaegguk]

Kinn: Did you take out Vegas as I requested?

Pete: Vegas has been taken out, yes.

Kinn: Great jo-

Pete: It was a great restaurant.

Pete: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Pete: Vegas proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[sins-spookyboogie]

I just needed to post the up close version of this for reasons I will not expand on.

CR : boys over the moon

[asliceofoceanmist]

KinnPorsche The Series + text posts // KinnPorsche & VegasPete edition // [pt.2] [pt.3] [pt.4] [pt.5]  [pt.6] [pt.7]

+ Bonus:

[liyazaki]

WAP vegaspete analysis: presented by cardi b & megan thee stallion

crack collab with/blaming this on @dancinbutterfly

[fromperdition4]

Poor Papa Korn…

He puts so much time and energy into his kindly grandpa façade - making flower pots, watching fish, playing chess - and for what?

All so he can be rejected by two sons - within minutes of each other?

The disrespect!

(It`s okay Papa Korn - you can just hide your pain with manipulative bullshit, like always 😔)

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

Vegas: *electrocutes Pete’s junk repeatedly*

Pete: lol

Vegas: Oh no

Pete: There is no torture greater than that of my daily meaningless existence!

Vegas: Oh my

[guzhufuren]

Arm got his bro’s back (for @agendratum​ )

KinnPorsche + text posts (pt.21/22)

[pepsi-pinacola]

Tankhun: Truth or dare?

Porsche: Dare

Tankhun: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Porsche: Hey, Kinn?

Kinn, blushing: Yes?

Porsche: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Pete.

[deliciouswastelandgoddess]

Nobody:

Kinnporsche fandom everyday: 536 posts about people losing it over Bible's beauty followed by 187 posts about people losing it over Apo's beauty, atleast 3 posts about about KP VP infighting, one new person everyday loses it over Tay, Biu Biu Biu, 17 posts about Mile living the pay for gay life being a daddy et all, one new person crying about the bathroom scene again, Deutsch bank is there, some old unearthed video of Apo being hyperactive, KP production lore is revisited once a week like Sunday church where everyone says thanks to their saviour p'pond, Jeff Satur's hair, extremely big brained meta followed by extremely lame dick jokes (it's the same poster), unhinged apomile Twitter interaction, someone is crying for Big in the corner, new magazine shoot, slowmo GIFs of cast members touching each other like humans normally do, 4252 posts more about Bible