#kinnporsche incorrect quotes

[pepsi-pinacola]

Porsche, injured, in an ambulance, on the way to hospital: Is it possible to change the radio station?

Doctor: Please lie down and don't speak. Save your strength.

Porsche: I don't want to die listening to Wik's song!

[guzhufuren]

Porchay: *hangs 200 pictures of Wik on his wall*

Porsche: isn't it difficult enough to be born poor? and now you're gay?

[songtaegguk]

Kinn: Did you take out Vegas as I requested?

Pete: Vegas has been taken out, yes.

Kinn: Great jo-

Pete: It was a great restaurant.

Pete: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Pete: Vegas proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[incorrectkinnporsche]

Tankhun: so, apparently, the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are called "severe psychological distress"

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Porchay: I've decided to assign Kim a new brother

Porsche, confused: okay?

Kinn, offended: w h a t

Porchay, slamming down Kinnporsche marriage certificates for Porsche: It's you Hia, sign the fuck up

[live-from-flaturn]

Oh Hey, Look! KinnPorsche!

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[somnas-writes]

Pete to vegas: my hands are cold, you should hold them

—

Chay: my hands are cold

Kim grabs them immediately

—

Porsche: yo my hands are fucking cold

Shoves them against Kinns neck

[raphael-angele]

KinnPorsche Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Macau: Hia, can we sleep in your old room? Vegas: What's wrong with your room? Porchay, sleeping over: We were playing with a ouija board and accidentally cursed it Macau: And Kim isn't much help either. Vegas: What did he do? Kim, in the distance: *throwing salt in the room* DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOTEL TO YOU?!?!

[fanfictionroxs]

Tankhun: Welcome to the "fuck Vegas" support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that bastard.

Tankhun: But first, a word from our newest member.

Pete, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

[extrovertedineedofhelp]

Pete, wakes up in the middle of the night to see Porsche an inch from his face:

Porsche: So we had this id-, stop screaming-, we had this idea.

Pete: Who the hell is we?

Pol, directly beside his face: We had this idea.

Pete: Dear God, there's two of them.

Arm, sliding out from under the bed: Three actually. I helped them to get in and get you, I'd feel safer to whatever they want to do if you're with us.

Vegas, who was asleep: What the hell is happening?

Tankhun, entering in the room: We're stealing your husband.

Vegas, hugging Pete: Fuck no.

[ourdadai]

terceiro⠀ pedido⠀ para⠀ minha⠀ fav⠀ dos⠀ wallpaper's⠀ :(⠀ gostaria⠀ que⠀ fizesse⠀ wallpaper⠀ do⠀ meu⠀ barcode⠀ (@barcode.tin). muito⠀ obrigada⠀ por⠀ atender⠀ meu⠀ pedido,⠀ e⠀ saiba⠀ que⠀ adoro⠀ seu⠀ trabalho,⠀ tanto⠀ no⠀ tumblr⠀ quanto⠀ no⠀ YouTube.

obs:⠀ pode⠀ escolher⠀ as⠀ fotinhas⠀ para⠀ produzir⠀ os⠀ wallpaper's.

— ⠀ amynne,⠀ wonievenus⠀ on⠀ ytb

☆ barcode ( ator ) lockscreens !

quando tempo eu dormi que o barcode se tornou esse homão ? ele era tão bebê, fico muito feliz que goste das minhas coisinhas, obrigada e pode ficar a vontade para fazer pedidos 🫶🏻

[pepsi-pinacola]

Tankhun: Truth or dare?

Porsche: Dare

Tankhun: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Porsche: Hey, Kinn?

Kinn, blushing: Yes?

Porsche: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Pete.

[reishad20]

kimchay

Chay: W-who do I shoot?!

Kim: Him! He's the clone!

Clone Kim: No! He's lying! Remember? I love you.

Chay: *shoots the clone*

Kim: What the-

Chay: 'I love you' doesn't sound like something you'd say to me

Kim: Ok, WOW-

[songtaegguk]

KP braincells and their use. (PT. 1)

Kinn : Has 2 brain cells, one of them is doing tax evasion and the other is staring at Porsche's ass.

Porsche : Has 2 brain cells. Uses none, shares 1 with Pete.

Pete : Has 2 brain cells. One is repressed horny, other one is shared with Porsche.

Vegas : Has 2 brain cells. One is angsty-emo teenager-murderer-psycho and the other loves Pete, Macau and his hedgehogs.

Kim : Has 2 brain cells. Got tazed off. No other explanation for him leaving.

Chay : Has braincells. Uses them all.

Tankhun : Has exactly 3.1416 braincells, refuses to use any.

Arm : Has braincells. They do all the work for others so he has none working for him.

Pol : What are brain cells??? Do they jail your thoughts??? Like prison cells???

Pt.2

[incorrectkinnporsche]

Porsche: guys, guys. Did you hear about the italian chef who died?

Porsche: he pasta-way

Big: *chuckles*

Ken: what.

Arm: did he just-?

Pol: WAS THAT A LAUGH ?

Pete: dude, how did you do that?

Porsche: I don't know, man. I'm scared

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Chay: Would never stab anyone.

Macau: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Porsche: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Kinn: Would stab without warning.

Kim: Would stab as a warning.