#incorrect kinnporsche

[deadrosessociety]

Vegas: i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore out of this one

Vegas: so manslaughter it is

[kinnbig]

and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! KinnPorsche + Glee quotes [4/?]

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Chay: I love murder mysteries!

Kim, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

[jubileesstuff]

Vegas: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Porsche: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Porchay: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Kinn: Guys.

[cytharat]

Mean Girls Bodyguards [1/?] Thailand (2022)

[live-from-flaturn]

Kim: I would kill for you.

Chay: I already have.

Kim: What.

Chay: What.

Big, from the corner: And I hid the body. I mean... WHAT.

[songtaegguk]

Kinn: Did you take out Vegas as I requested?

Pete: Vegas has been taken out, yes.

Kinn: Great jo-

Pete: It was a great restaurant.

Pete: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Pete: Vegas proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[incorrectkinnporsche]

Tankhun: so, apparently, the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are called "severe psychological distress"

[darkspringicicle]

Chay: I saw a garbage disposal that's rated for bones.

Kim: Like, what kind? Finger, femur.. there's a big difference.

Chay, looking weirded out: ….. or chicken.

Kim, slightly embarrassed: Ohhh... that's probably what they mean.

Chay: 👀

[extrovertedineedofhelp]

Pete, wakes up in the middle of the night to see Porsche an inch from his face:

Porsche: So we had this id-, stop screaming-, we had this idea.

Pete: Who the hell is we?

Pol, directly beside his face: We had this idea.

Pete: Dear God, there's two of them.

Arm, sliding out from under the bed: Three actually. I helped them to get in and get you, I'd feel safer to whatever they want to do if you're with us.

Vegas, who was asleep: What the hell is happening?

Tankhun, entering in the room: We're stealing your husband.

Vegas, hugging Pete: Fuck no.

[whathappensin-vegas]

Porsche: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Porsche: Kinn and Vegas are still mad about it, but me and Pete were drunk and thought it was funny.

[sarcastic-candy-dealer]

Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.

Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.

Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?

[kinnbig]

and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! KinnPorsche + Glee quotes [2/?]

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Kim: I've never had a best friend before.

Chay: That's ok, P'Kim. I'll be your best friend!

Kim: ...

Kim: I've never had a boyfriend either.

[jubileesstuff]

Kim: Why does Porchay always do the laundry so loudly?

Macau: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Porchay, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

[cytharat]

Mean Girls Bodyguards [4/?]