#kite yaps

[in-maidjan]

gotta say playing with barbies is my favourite part of BG3

[rosedom]

ga-ming is so good with kids . . . building the kite with shuyu, and all i could think about was how i want to breed him full <33 thirst format for now, until i get the motivation to do my requests (⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)

ga-ming would be so pretty, spread out on my bed, stuffed full of my cock, my cum. his small cunt'd be stretched around me as he'd be grasping at my arms, my shoulders—any part of me that he can reach to ground himself.

he's such a chatterbox, too; i can't wait to see how that'd translate in bed. except instead of small talk—of yapping about small, tiny things that really don't mean much—, he'd be whining and crying and babbling mindlessly with each deep, tender thrust <;33

it'd be all, "o-oh, so good," and, "mm! please, please! 'm so close!" and, your favorite, "f-fill me, cum in me!"

i want to melt his pretty brain 'til all he can do is babble, begging me for my cum. the sweet thing wouldn't even care about his own orgasm; he just wants to be filled to the brim.

and, just. wow. his little cunt would squeeze and clench and milk me for all my cock's worth, wanting so badly to be dripping with my spend. he'll orgasm himself at the feeling, a milky white stirring up between his thighs.

he'd finally slur a mumbled "th'nk you," contentedly mewling and purring like a kit at the warmth deep in his belly. he's so warm, so full, so cock-drunk and cum-filled.

in my heart, i know ga-ming would be a creamer, too. imagining a mix of sticky white dripping down his thighs when i pull out, a mess of our cums together slicking up his mole-smattered skin.

however: "please," he'd surely whine, wrapping his strong legs around my waist to bring me back in, bring my cock sliding back in, soft and smooth. "s-stay?"

"of course, little dragon."

i promise i'm getting to the requests . . . but breeding kink goes hard !!

11 FEB. 2024, @rosedom, rosey .

[cometrose]

Here is your one (1) free pass to yap about the stupid ass adeptus gang and their shenanigans (i love zhongli having been the Tired Responsible One for his entire life... he would 100% buy/have been gifted the 'proud mother of a couple of dumbass kids' shirt)

zhongli and his adepti are like one of my favorite bands of characters alongside itto and his arataki gang they are so funnyy

the adepti appear to be very serious and strict which they are but they are also insane???? Part of the story as a whole is to show that the divine aren't too different from humans and this includes the adepti.

Streetward Rambler and Guizhong arguing about music so Morax had to take away the bell after Cloud Retainer tattled? Cloud Retainer lending Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper her cooking device that they still haven't given back? Or that one time Cloud Retainer built a snowmobile with Guizhong and Ping before Moon Carver crashed it and it took hours to dig him out of the snow? All 3 of the so called elite adepti and even the god of liyue himself trying to help some kid reconcile with his father?

the adepti are all very unserious very much freaks of nature.

I think about the Yakshas as well especially Menogias, poor guy was born to style forced to slay. It's funny how his designs were so intricate that none of the fellow yakshas wanted to wear it but he was so stubborn about it that even Rex Lapis couldn't change his mind. In fact there is not enough Morax and his yakshas lore. Like please i beg every day for Zhongli to talk about people in his past. I know he wont but I want to believe anyway.

A part of me believes that once Zhongli quit being the geo archon and moved to the harbor, cloud retainer, moon carver and mountain shaper had a terrible case of empty nest loneliness. We all know how that turned out for Xianyun but I expect it's only a matter of time before the other 2 come closer to the harbor as well. Perhaps to follow Zhongli around like lost ducklings.

In one of Xianyun's character stories, Zhongli had a commission for consultancy but he was busy and just sent her to do it. I'm gonna tear up but the idea that Zhongli knew this task would be perfect for her and just sent her on her way is just the cutest.

Also in her voiceline for Zhongli, when she told him she was coming to the harbor he basically gave her a shopping list of things to do and how to arrange her home. I love the idea of Zhongli stepping into Cloud Retainer's new house and just instantly moving the furniture to ensure proper Feng Shui. Like the list was so extensive that CR got overwhelmed -like her of all people- getting overwhelmed with knowledge is amusing.

Moon Carver is one of Rex Lapis disciplines so its clear that even amongst the older adepti that Zhongli is a still a teacher and won't hesitate to lecture them. These days I am sure he trying to be a more relaxed person but old habits are hard to break.

I haven't even talked about Zhongli and Xiao which are my favorite dynamic in the entire game I love when they are together. But Zhongli slowly trying to get Xiao to open up and experience the beauties of life and get closer to humanity every lantern rite I might weep. Like lying about stupid sesame seed oil last year and now hes flying kites this year, Zhongli is playing some incredible 5D chess to get Xiao to visit him more without explicitly saying it. BECAUSE he knows if he tells Xiao to see him he will but he doesn't want to force Xiao to come he wants him to come on his own means.

Kind of reminds me how Zhongli keeps birds. Ya know he has like bird cages where he keeps birds which he then takes around but based on his disposition I believe Zhongli is an expert and keeping birds to stay. Just building them homes and cages and of course he lets them come and go freely but some of them find his homes so nice that they decide to stay with him. So yeah I think Zhongli is deliberately treating Xiao like a bird that will return to him by his own means.

Anyway I would love love loveeee to put all the adepti in a room and just watch them work. Like CR, MC and MS are bound to start an argument while Xiao tries to linger in the corner, Ganyu tries to attend to all of them while Ping and Zhongli just laugh in the chaos.

Damn, the fact I haven't seen Ganyu and Zhongli interact since the Liyue archon quest is a crime, they are the only Zhongli relationship that I am craving to see (other than zhongli neuvillette). I want to believe it is just because Ganyu would blow his cover instantly. She would have to bite her tongue to avoid calling him Rex Lapis.

Speaking of Ganyu the fact one of the first thing CR says about her is that she was once so fat she rolled down as hill? Or in Zhongli's voicelines he implies she is stronger or even fiercer than she looks so much so that she would be embarrassed by his lack of delicacy when describing her.

I have mentioned this is another post but it's kind of sweet how much the adepti like Zhongli. He is more than their god but also a very treasured companion and friend. First he always calls them his friends ("a friend approaches" AND THEN XIAO APPEARS). But like god forbid you are rude to him because they would storm off or snap at you (Xiao and Xianyun). Don't disrespect him or they'll hate you for years (Ganyu). But at the same time he is a friend that eats dinner with them during Lantern Rite or a friend they make fun of for making square cups.

Of course I imagine there is a lot of respect in their relationship and a noticeable power imbalance. I kind of imagined that with becoming "Zhongli" Morax not wanted only to become closer to humanity but also bridge the gap between himself and the adepti. Show them not only the beauty of a world led by humans but also to come to them not as their overlord but as a treasured friend. The adepti clearly hold him in very high esteem recognizing his sacrifice, strength and good of heart.

WHICH is why i'll never accept people who call Morax a tyrant because the adepti saw Morax out and about and were like "damn im gonna follow this guy for the rest of eternity he's so cool".

I also think it is hilarious how Zhongli has influenced the adepti and how they just kind of absorbed some of his personality traits. Part of the reason Ganyu is so dedicated and hardworking to the point of exhaustion is because of how much she looks up to Rex Lapis, she even states that her work could never compare to what he has done for Liyue so she pushes herself even harder.

Or Xiao the most loyal of the adepti who still works tirelessly to this day because of his contract. I believe the adepti especially the younger ones were like "he works so hard and sacrifices everything i will do just that!".

Even Yanfei who has never formed a contract with him still maintains that hardworking attitude but without the self-sacrifice so she is like the perfect Liyue citizen in Zhongli's eyes.

anyway I have some thoughts on adepti shenanigans i would love to see

Adepti feast, put them all in a room I expect a very elegant and mature feast but I also expect someone to break something. Maybe they will behave themselves with Zhongli next to them maybe they won't we have to see. In fact put Shenhe and Yaoyao there too lets cause problems

Adepti shopping spree. Xianyun and Zhongli are terrible they will buy anything they set their eyes on. Xianyun falls for marketing scams but then there is Zhongli who won't fall for scams but buys everything at full price anyway. They reek absolute havoc in the shopping district once they get paid.

I am on my knees please please give me a Zhongli and Ganyu interaction i am not so greedy to ask for specifics just please just please (also more Zhongli and Ping interactions hell throw Guoba there too).

I will accept any Xiao and Zhongli interactions like anything i love them together.

Like i said its only a matter of time before MC and MS show up in the harbor and I can't wait to see Zhongli tease them.

Zhongli teasing the adepti!!!!!! Zhongli in disguise "OH NO I am a poor helpless mortal how could I ever compare to the adepti" they are fuming but they can't argue with him. they can only tolerate his teasing until they are alone.

Zhongli gets harassed by the Liyue public for disrespecting Rex Lapis and the adepti had to step in and tell them that it’s alright

Xiao with the strength of the gods: Mr. Zhongli did nothing wrong

Citizens: He called Rex Lapis a bum?

Xiao: He didn’t mean that he’s sorry

Zhongli: No i’m not! I think he was a fraud!

Xiao: Forgive him

Anyway please give us more adepti and please let them interact with Zhongli more. They are always so bashful and sweet in his presence so I must have an interaction I must.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Out of curiosity, what is the silliest most impossible biology you've seen or heard on a mythological creature? Like, "what am I even reading" tier.

I get that all the time!

We kind of take it for granted, but the Chimera is the original "this doesn't make sense" creature. Even the ancient Greeks figured that it had to have been inspired by some real-life event, like a volcano with lions, goats, and snakes on it.

The goat was the biggest issue. Nobody quite knew how it was supposed to be involved. My favorite interpretations are the ones where a whole half goat rises like a tumor out of the chimera's back, which I tried to replicate.

And since we're on the subject of Greek monsters that are confusing, what about Scylla? Homer gives her 6 heads and 12 legs and sticks her in a cave where she yaps like a puppy. Greek artists apparently couldn't figure out how to draw that so she evolved from a multi-headed dragon-thing into a mermaid with dogs coming out of her middle. As they do.

How do they go for walkies?

And then of course there's Typhon with his frankly ridiculous number of heads and arms, and then Nonnus decides to one-up that with his description of Campe in the Dionysiaca.

Moving on from Greek silliness though, you've got to appreciate the sheer what-the-heckery of the creature described by Iambulus and which, for lack of a better name, is called a geluchart.

It may be a turtle. Or a pufferfish.

And there's a bunch of weirdos in the Shan Hai Jing. Heard of multi-headed creatures? How about one head and many bodies?

The heluo-fish is weird.

And on the subject of multiples, what about Kuyutha? How does something have 40,000 eyes, 40,000 noses, 40,000 ears, 40,000 mouths, 40,000 tongues, and 40,000 legs?

I gave it a shot.

The creatures described by the Inuit mystic Anarqâq are also bizarre - if it wasn't for his drawings of them, I'd have no idea how to depict them myself. Igtuk, for example? He has arms and legs on on his back, one big eye level with his arms, ears on the same level, nose inside a cavernous mouth, and a tuft of thick hair on the chin.

Friendly!

I should probably also mention the chemosit. Because, you know. Nine buttocks.

What about life cycles? Basilisks and basilisk-adjacent creatures go through some absurd life cycles. The basilisk's is actually the simplest one - just have an egg laid by a rooster and incubated by a toad. Easy! But if you want a skoffin, you'll need a male fox to reproduce with a female cat, have the kittens born with their eyes open, and then have them sink into the ground to mature for 3 years before emerging as deadly monsters. And for a gallo de la muerte - a ROOSTER OF DEATH - you need a kite to lay a red egg in a gorse bush, the resulting black and white bird to live for fifty years, and then for a green worm to emerge from its decaying corpse and become said rooster of death.

But personally I think the prize for the most Outrageous and Downright Most Bizarre Creature I've seen yet goes to the Butatsch Cun Ilgs. That's right, the Swiss lake monster that's a giant cow stomach covered in thousands of eyes that can make fire erupt.

Defender of the peasantry!

That's all I've got off the top of my head. There's definitely more but that would have to wait for another time...

[allgremlinart]

22 for the choose violence ask game!!!!!!!!!!!11

22. Your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

I think I answered this already but like whatever because I can yap all day, so

Its gotta be. The fact that Korra is the first Avatar in probably hundreds or thousands of years to talk to Raava !!! LIEK !!!! its just so funny and cool to me

Roku didn't even know what Lion Turtles were.... Aang met one of them but. I think its feasible to say he didn't get the Deus Ex Lore Drop that Korra did. I really like the idea of the Avatars losing the knowledge of Raava and their origin over the generations only for it to be revitalized after Harmonic Convergence.... like !!! Ok so Korra lost connection with all the past Avatars... but she also GAINED connection with Raava.... Raava my beloved... my beloved immortal lesbian kite... and thats COOL !! YIPPEE !!

I've made a joke before like "when the next earth Avatar tries to commune w their past lives its just gonna be them and Korra in an empty void. awkward" but I'd like to amend that to "its just gonna be them and Korra and Raava in an empty void. ideal blunt rotation. hopefully their consciousness is as strong as Korra's and commune with the immortal embodiment of light without tweaking"

[teabreakpancakes]

hi !! could i request sfw/nsfw hcs for norton, naib and mike with a g/n tsundere reader? 👉👈

I Know You Care Norton, Naib, and Mike with a GN Tsundere! S/O

Genre: Fluff, NSFW

𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋

𝐒𝐅𝐖

he thought you hated him at first but as soon as someone even tried vying to get his attention you'd steal him away from them

you started being nice to him but most of the time you'd still act mean and cold

you confessed during a match, norton was ballooned and you saved him before he'd get sent back, the hunter hit him again and you desperately tried saving him.

Before the prospector got sent back he screamed a question at you, still struggling to get out of Geisha's balloon. "Why are you trying so hard to save me?!", the hunter, Geisha, facepalmed at this. "I LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!" you reply, running away from Violetta who was laughing her ass off. Vera laughs from within the large carnival tent, "They finally confessed, been waiting for a while for that" she giggles, remembering how she tried to make you jealous by trying to flirt with Norton.

norton was shocked, he didn't know someone could actually fall for him of all people

he gradually fell for you the more time you guys spent together

you had your first date in the manor's garden at night

he had to admit that your cooking was absolutely amazing—but when he did say that while you were cooking in the kitchen, he got a cute reaction out of you

"Of c, course my cooking is good, you'll never be able to find someone else that can cook better than me s, so" (Name) stumbles on their words, face getting redder with each passing moment. They turn, dashing out of the kitchen and leaving Norton with their dish. Norton smiles, chuckling before finishing the rest of the food.

he likes to compare you to an angry cat

some of the survivors call you the moody cat and the cat owner as a joke

"Norton! get your moody cat, they're gonna throw a fit if they don't see you!" Vera teases her friend, wagging a ball of yarn they got from Miss Nightingale in front of them. "J, Just DECODE ALREADY!" they scream at her, groaning when they realise they attracted the hunter to them.

he gives you headpats to calm you down—very very effective :)

he loves carrying you around in his arms, he rescues you like that too

he gets a heavy scolding when he gets hurt during matches he actually looks forward to them

he's unfamiliar with the feeling of someone treating him like he's glass but he loves it because it's you

he was elated to find out that he was your first everything, he wants to be your last

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

he doesn't exactly have a lot of experience but boy does he learn quickly

he's very gentle with you so unless you misbehave he won't be rough

he loves overstimulating his little brat :)

you're usually so rude but in bed it all just falls to pieces

he loves it when you beg for him

he teases you in matches, it's always so fun to see you crumble before his very eyes

he only ever wants to make you cry in bed

he loves shutting you up by making you suck on his fingers or his dick

you guys fuck like bunnies because you can't go a few days without being filled up by him

"Since you're always so damn mouthy, why don't you suck on my fingers instead" he crooned, massaging (Name)"s tongue as he continued to grind his hips into them. Muffled sobs left their mouth, eyes hazy and teary as they lay under Norton, body covered in hickeys and bite marks.

𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐁 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐑

𝐒𝐅𝐖

this fucker could see right through you

you act so damn mean but guess what, he can see your ears turning red whenever he's near you

"What's up with that rescue? even Memory can do a better job than you!" (Name) hollered, heat crawling up their neck and ears as the mercenary approached them. Naib arched an eyebrow at them, rolling his eyes, "Maybe you should try learning how to kite the Clerk properly instead of yapping at me like a dog" he retorted, flicking their bright red ear.

he wanted to wait for you to confess but he ended up falling for you while waiting

how could someone be so damned cute and annoying at the same time?!

he sees you as a brat, he calls you brat too—well, he managed to call you brat on accident at first, he started calling you it because he liked your reactions

he confessed during a match, he pinned you to a wall when you passed by him.

"Naib, we have to decode you dumbass" they hiss out, attempting to push the mercenary away despite enjoying being so close to him. Naib tightened his grip on (Name)'s shoulder when they tried to push him off, leaning so their faces were inches apart. "Since it's taking you so damn long to fess up, I'll go first," he growled, "I have feelings for you brat, see? wasn't so hard now was it?" he snarled, eyes staring into theirs.

invites you to train with him just so you can spend more time with him

he loves giving you brief touches on your neck because you always shiver at the slightest touch that lands on your neck or your waist

he slaps your ass when he rescues you

he lets the hunters hit him sometimes just because he wants you to worry over him after the match

(Name) glares down a the mercenary as they wrap bandages around his torso. Naib swallows when their hands graze his abdomen, looking up and staring directly at their face. He smiles lopsidedly, noting how their cheeks flushed at the sight of his nude and wounded upper body.

secretly enjoys getting scolded by you whenever you tell him he's too reckless

between you and him, he thinks he can cook better but you always argue back with him about how you are the better cook

he lets you act like you're the better cook since he adores that stupid smile on your face

some of the new survivors thought you both were a married couple, naib never corrected them since you were both going to get married eventually

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

you are never topping this man

brat tamer, do i need to say more?

he often wonders if you do the things you do because you love getting punished by him

he likes spanking you—with consent, he doesn't actually like hurting you

overstim and edging are his favourite punishments

not experienced, you're actually his very first relationship, doesn't mean he won't learn quickly though

he actually will fuck you in matches if you test him enough

he once bent you over a window and railed you right then and there because you kept teasing him

he has way too much stamina

Naib bit down on the inside of your thigh, fingers still pumping in and out of them as they orgasmed for the umpteenth time. The mercenary smirked, standing up and sucking on his fingers. He groaned at your taste, lust swirling in his blue eyes as he stared down at your trembling figure.

𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍

𝐒𝐅𝐖

thought you were an asshole but then he realised that you just had a hard time expressing what you really felt

amused to see you try to hide your concern behind a mean front

you were often mean to him and yet you were a very good friend, fucker actually fell in love with you without realising

Mike leaned against the crate, smiling at the sight of you chasing Axe Boy around in a game of tag. 'They'd be a good parent to our kids, wait, our?!?' Mike smile faltered when he realised, he had fallen for his bestfriend.

he's unaffected by how cold and mean you can come off as

you can't lie to him, he just sees through every single thing—it's as if he has a lie detector in his head

he's taught you how to make bombs before

"You add gunpowder and then voilà! we've got a nitro bomb!" he chimed, shaking the ball in front of their starry eyes. "Teach me more!" they uncharacteristically exclaim, eager to learn more from Mike.

you often leave his favourite dishes and treats in front of his door, he always knows it's from you since you're the only one aside from murro who knows what he likes

Mike smiles at the sight of a bag of cookies in front of his door. He shakes his head, "How cute" he says to no one in particular, picking up the bag and closing the door.

he gets scolded by you a lot. it's like the man has a damned death wish

he likes dragging you around to wherever he can be alone with you

he confessed when he asked you to meet him in the garden late at night to watch the stars

he performs tricks in front of you just to see you smile and giggle

he often collects small trinkets just to give them to you

he's short but he's ballsy as hell, he'll even go as far as to mess around with the hunters just to see your reaction

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

he loves the fact that he's the only one that sees you in such a state, crying and begging him for more

mike loves ruining you, making sure you can barely say anything at the very end of each session

he's way too fast, rarely goes slow

he loves making you sit on his face, he enjoys staring at your face while he makes a mess out of you

he doesn't like edging you but he does love overstimming the living crap out of you

Mike hummed into their sex, enjoying how they shivered and cried out due to the overstimulation. He parts from their dripping heat, bending them over the finished cipher machine and lining himself up to their entrance. "'m gonna go in now 'kay? we're on the last cipher so we gotta be quick" he whispers, plunging his cock into them.

you're gonna have to beg him to stop if you want him to stop forcing orgasm after orgasm out of you

he'll fuck you in public if he can, he wants everyone to know that you're his

he loves filling you to the brim with his cum

[cat-loving-elf]

"yapping with rhymes"

(vol. 1) (maybe there will be more volumes B] )

today we have a light drizzle

i'll sculpt rhymes with a chisel

those rhymes so fire you’ll sizzle

it has no meaning, but still i’ll bizzle

my sprite gonna fizzle

man i love sprite

darn sprite, drunk in the night

the fizzly feel on yo tongue

just as if there an opera sang

might, flight, light, kite, aight

lotta rhymes for sprite

one should not fight

cause not to rhyme - that’s not a right

so come on, spit fyre with your might

lines are great, no need to feel fright

i’m spitting those rhymes like a gun

but i don’t wanna run

i’m just chilling here

time? that’s no fear

i got some good gear

by that i mean my head

it’s like a rhyming shed

a shed o’ rhymes, if you will

on those lines will be executed: kill

cause im killing those rhymes and lines

my rhyme-o-meter at least inclines

where is it, where is it to find?

well, it’s all in my mind

[silliestcolressfan]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged from you! <33

Ooo, alr!! ^_^

1. The Madisons (bring them up, and suddenly all of my worries are out of the window, idc where we are I WILL YAP)

2. The original 13 colonies (I'm not even kidding I started tweaking in history once because I saw the 13 colonies in my history booklet)

3. Yapping about history (I love history if you couldn't tell)

4. 1776 (the exception being EDWARD RUTLEDGE. I hate that little man. I mean, if you're gonna dislike/hate on Adams, the least you could do is something cool (eg, rewrite the Bible, make the Liberty Song, establish a while ass bank, key and the kite in thunderstorm, etc) instead of not wanting to sign an important document just because it said slavery bad. Womp womp, cry me a river, Rutledge)

oh shit look at me yapping about my hatred for him, oopsie daisy ☺️☺️

5. Splatoon (one of these things is not like the others)

[bird-of-the-day]

BOTD: Pied Crow

^image credit: Lip Kee Yap, Wikipedia

Pied Crow (corvus albus)

Like many members of the corvid family, the Pied Crow is an omnivore, and behave in similar ways to Hooded and Carrion Crows. In the city of Dakar, Pied Crows have been observed mobbing passing Ospreys and Snake Eagles, but avoiding Black Kites.

[in-maidjan]

finishing my prep for session 10 tomorrow like-

[jubaunetwork]

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[dandanreads]

[TBR] The Ice's Crown Jewel

by: Zhu Yuan (Blessed Kite) 

Link: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=5760452 

冰尖美玉[花滑] (Literal TL: The finest jade on ice //smth like top ice beautiful jade) 

作者：祝鸢 

Synopsis: 

Figure skating beauty with thousands of fans shou x Appears cold but is inwardly fiery Champion skier gong 

Once standing on the pinnacle of the world, the crown jewel of the ice fell from the champions’ podium due to an injury. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the rightful young master who was neither daddy’s darling nor mommy’s dearest1 and was eventually driven to ruin by the false young master. 

Feeling his young, flexible, injury-free and innately talented body, Ji Heyu cast an insipid glance at his deadbeat parents: Sorry, what are you yapping about? 

Why bother with familial conflicts when he could get back on ice and win the world championship? 

Ji Heyu: Not familiar, won’t interact, [waiting to kneel and lick].jpg 

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Figure Skating is a weak sport for China and they have always been suppressed by the west.  

When a slender figure with a beautiful face and oriental features suddenly appeared on Ice, the whole world waited for him to make a fool of himself. 

Foreign athletes: Tch. It’s only a Chinese with inferior skills. Winning a medal is simply a pipedream. 

Western Media: A newcomer thinking too highly of themselves just because they’re a pretty face dares to compete in the renowned men’s singles? 

Even local ice-skating fans don’t dare support Ji Heyu: Ai, patriotism is good but don’t be cocky and disgrace China! 

Ji Heyu: ? 

Thanks for the query, the skater in question here, I just won the gold medal. You all did very well, next time, try to stop me. 

That is, if you have the ability to stop me c: 

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From basic skills to difficult maneuvers, from the winter games to world championships, from being unknown to a world champion; 

Smashing the oppression on China’s figure skating and bringing Chinese music on to the world stage, transcending the limits of physical prowess and beauty--- 

Dancing on ice, shining on the rink, everyone cheered for him: 

The beautiful oriental face emerged, eclipsing the entire world with its splendor. 

After all, Ji Heyu’s goal has never been to become world champion. 

His goal was 

To become this era’s most brilliant wonder. 

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Sweat and wounds on a covered hide 

Worn best as laurels in pride 

With the red of the flag slowly raised high 

Burns the heart that will never die 

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[Getting the gong to sneakily appear in the little theatre] 

On the highest ski resort, 5400m above sea level, Yun Che, who donned China’s first gold medal in high-altitude skiing, answered in an interview: 

“What I want to do most right now? I want to wear my medal and kiss the person I love the most.” 

“Right, we haven’t seen each other for seven days.” 

“The last time we met was on the day of the men’s singles final in figure skating.” 

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Translation is subjective and may not be accurate.

[etiennelouisjuste]

👉 tretmen natirèl pou jere pli nan vizaj ou 👌😇 Resèt natirèl pou konbat pli nan figi ak nan men ou san rid : 👉 pou konbat pli nan figi ak nan men fèl swa prèske tankou yon fès ti bebe 2 mwa 👌👌 👉Souvan pa gen anyen vre nan pwodwi yap vann nou ki yo di nou ki ka konbat pli nan kò a , se yon bagay ki fè pati nan vi a tranpri kite doktè a di nou sa pa gaspiye kòb nan achte pwodwi pou pli men konsa gen kèk remèd nantirèl nap baw ki ka edew amelyore sa ou konen nou toujou renmen wew bèl se poutèt sa nou ap toujou pote bèl ti tretmann ak konsèy pou ou. 👌👌 👉Tretman 1: ki baze sou lèt bèf: 👉Engredyan ak preparasyon : 👉1 gwo kiyè sik blan, ½ tas lèt, 2 gwo kiyè siwo myèl. nan preparasyon sa lèt la se yon idratan epi sik la tankou èksfolyan. 👇🏽 melanje sik la ak lèt la apre pasel nan kouw ak menw Kite l fè 20 minit apre sa lave figiw ak dlo frèt. Yon fwa w retirèl pase siwo myèl nan kou w ak menw, kite l pou 20 minit apre rense figiw. Pozoloji : Ou ka aplike l yon fwa nan semèn nan ,wap wè yon gro diferans 👉Tretman 2 : 👉ak lwil oliv: sèlman wap bezwen yon bon kantite lwil oliv ,lwil zanman,lwil kokoye oubyen lwil rezen wap pase nenpot nan lwil sa yo nan figiw ak nan menw kitel fè 40 minit Pozoloji : apre rensel ak anpil dlo ,fè sa yon fwa nan semen nan 👉👉pa fè egoyis patajel ak zanmiw yo konsa wap ede yon lòt pou vizaj li ka bèl e swa you san pli 🤗 #etiennnelouisjuste (at Haiti) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoZzyEULzCg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[in-maidjan]

when its so quiet at work you start daydreaming about DYI projects

[in-maidjan]

me when i think about how im going to hash out the consequences of the no good very bad abomination party at the imperial palace involving a powerful tevinter mage who managed to flee, a corrupt court enchanter turned demon, and an equally corrupt duke who was murdered in front of his son who was hiding from said abominations

[in-maidjan]

where's that "kitten i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself" post when i need it