#kitten!Lance

[scrollonso]

[lil-shiro]

BELGIUM GP 24' - july 27, 2024 (Sam Bloxham/LAT Images via Getty)

[nico-di-genova]

Lance “professional yapper listener” Stroll

[wintergreenoreo]

I’ve been thinking of a simple TailAU where its just all the drivers having different kinds of tails but Fernando hasn’t been able to wag his tail for like a decade cause he hasn’t been able to fully trust anyone or feel the right amount of happiness to get it to wag anymore.

So he joins Aston and as he and Lance start to get more and more comfy with each other Fernando starts to feel like he can trust again because he knows Lance is different and will always be on his side no matter what. Plus seeing Lance’s adorable smile and how his face lights up when he gives him attention makes Nando feel very warm inside…which makes his tail swish unconsciously whenever he’s around Lance.

Lance makes Fernando be able to finally wag his tail again…. but only for Lance tho nobody else.

[perelka-l]

Allow me to explain:

I just saw it and my soul left my body and I couldn't think straight until I was done. Thank you for your attention.

[mafiatsunafish]

We have an angry Maine Coon Lance here 👀

* airplane ears mode activated *

[klanced]

you Must speak on what makes keith a barbie. for the people

1. comically large skill set

barbie MUST be highly skilled at an EXPANSIVE number of things. i am of course alluding to the sheer number of careers barbie has had (over 200!!!!). a barbie must be able to somehow solve every problem she encounters by drawing on her staggeringly large toolbox of Things and Stuff. and keith, to me, fits this bill better than lance.

the other day i was joking about how keith is the most guy of all time, and i stand by that. i think keith has worked a surprising number of jobs considering how young he is. i firmly believe keith has a weird amount of skills and trades under his belt, and with them, he can at least brute force his way through any problem he encounters.

i just think keith can do way more things than lance. BUT, and this is important, most of the things he can do are not life-savingly important. keith is not smarter than lance, he just knows things like how to do the heimlich maneuver on dogs, the best way to select a watermelon (organized by variety and season), how to ground an electric fence, etc.

2. simple zest for life

another defining characteristic of barbie is her simple zest for life. this is not to be confused with like........ idk, constant optimism and being an extrovert (although barbie is pretty optimistic). i just think barbie goes through life pretty confident in herself, and it helps her move through the world feeling very unbothered. it's about being satisfied and content.

i think keith operates in a similar way. like he does the things he does because he thinks it's the best way forward, and then he just does it. lance, meanwhile, is bogged down by a lot of anxiety about himself and his place in the world. keith also has a lot of anxiety about his identity, because of how much is completely unknown to him, but he's not afraid of the not knowing. (well, until the galra thing becomes a possibility, then he has a lot of feels about that.) but besides that, keith in the face of a self-crisis is just like "yeah ok whatever. can i go now? i have to go change the oil in my speeder." like he has shit to do, y'know? like who cares. his dog likes to go on walks at specific times in the day, he doesn't have time for this.

also can we be real for a second. if lance went as barbie for halloween he'd prepare like a million different reasons/justifications for why he's wearing this neon pink cowboy vest and bell bottoms. meanwhile keith would roll into the party dressed as cowgirl barbie purely because he saw the movie and liked the outfit enough to remember and wear it. no further thought.

3. serving cunt

look. i'm just going to be frank with you all: i think keith can, has, and will outserve lance any day of the week. like i'm sorry, but unless we all start getting real desperate with our fanon, that's just the plain truth.

you can put lance in a crop top all you want, but keith's p*ssy p*ps s*verely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[riftclaw]

i'm always telling people they should make the oc/canon ships of their dreams and then never talking about mine so here's a dumb meme that is entirely @sege-h's fault

[sennaverstappen]

i love strollonso so much like??? imagine ur this guy. wdc actually tyvm!! and the past uuuh ~10 years have been SHIT for u uve had shit cars, shitty teammates (arguably) and just shitty luck in general. one of your biggest competitors back in the day retires and you take his seat.

and its a good car, its genuinely a GOOD car and ofc you dont want to lose your seat. so you start sucking up to your teammate bc his daddy owns the company. its all fun and games.

until youre constantly complimenting him live on tv. until youre watching him overtake and are so... proud? that you ask your mech to compliment him. until the other calls your relationship a "romance". until you switch sunglasses with each other for the fuck of it.

it isnt that "funny" anymore huh

[princemick]

LANCE -- friday, Jeddah GP 2023

[scrollonso]

such a curious little kitty

[lil-shiro]

Lance from Barcelona GP'24

[itsxirenex]

i CAN'T wait for lance's post race interview!!!!!!

[ellearts]

Lets go Lancey!! :>

Reference is from after Friday practise,and I needed to draw him he looks like a drenched kitten ^•ﻌ•^

[pinky-in-blankets]

Character Opinion Bingo for Balan?

@nimue-hidden-lake

Character opinion bingo

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Oops! Already did Balan. Your getting Lance instead 🤭

《 bro just really smacked his brother out the way, huh? Lol 》

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[constellaeinfinitum]

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