Benoit Blanc, absolute icon that he is, got out of the bath and put on a dress shirt and tie (and cuff links!) to do business at home, but then also added a dressing gown over it because, y'know, he's at home.
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i would like a moment to briefly note how important it is that benoit blanc is an older queer character. an older, happy queer character.
we are missing a good chunk of an entire generation of queer people due to the aids crisis. blanc living his cute happy little life, probably in his fifties, with his lovely partner, is such a beacon of hope. for me, at least.
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Nobody in the Glass Onion tag is talking about the fact that the Rothko painting on the wall is UPSIDE DOWN.
Truly shows that Miles Bron is just a rich dumb twat
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literally haven't stopped thinking about this tweet where Benoit meets detective Pikachu
Knives Out 3 pitch right here, i'm dead serious 🔍⚡️
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i’m rewatching glass onion and im now catching the amount of times helen’s accent slips into her natural one whenever she gets super passionate in her rants and it’s so subtle and holy crap throw all the oscars at janelle monae
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Spoilers for Glass Onion: A knives out mystery:
Holy shit that was a fun movie. It was really well woven together with so many little details and callbacks, every line seemed like it connected to a greater whole. I really liked:
Constant references to someone being killed over something before we know when the murder happens ("Welcome, gang. A few cocktails before I'm murdered.")
The way it seems like the case can be solved as an elegant puzzle, but actually the way to solve it is to smash it into pieces
Benoit Blanc's Columbo act with pretending to not know why he's invited to the island while actually being very aware of what's going on
Miles is Elon Musk
Birdie just constantly doing problematic things out of her own ignorance ("please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants.")
Why do they contantly mention Miles' tits
Duke Tate got what he deserved tbh
It's really funny how getting someone elected is equated with getting someone a twitch platform
Miles' speech about disruption mirroring the glass-smashing scene where he desperately protects 'that which no one wants to disrupt (The mona lisa)'
Among us
The 'oh god damnit' moment when Blanc sees a knife missing
Benoit Blanc seems to be more mad about Miles' plagiarism than the actual murder
Chekov's pineapple allergy
Derol genuinly never had anything to do with the murder and just smoked weed in the background the whole movie
If the legal system doesn't have your back, you can always just fuck things up like they get away with fucking up your things
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Stephen Sondheim and Angela Lansbury’s last screen appearance is a scene of them playing Among Us. Sometimes I love this world.
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Just Benoit and Phillip living their happy lil queer life ✨
You can get a high quality print of this piece on my Inprnt ✨
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i have already watched glass onion TWICE and i noticed something i find absolutely hilarious…
“paul mccartneys guitar” is strung the wrong way (paul played left handed)
which can mean one of three things…
this idiot was tricked into thinking it was paul’s guitar (and probably paid a stupid amount of money for it)
he KNOWS its not the guitar and only has it to name-drop him but doesnt know enough about mccartney to restring it the right way
and my personal favourite…
that is paul mccartneys guitar BUT this fucker restrung it because “whats the point of having it if i cant play??”
(similar to how he put an override switch for NECESSARY SAFETY MEASURES on the mona lisa because “he doesnt want to look at her from behind glass” and has 0 respect for anything)
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I hope Rian Johnson knows how much I needed this
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