#kpts shitpost

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KP Grindr

KinnPorsche:

KimChay:

VegasPete:

[artpo]

First of all, I need to thank @porschesbabydaddy for this post as it has inspired this profound classification of KP characters according to meow :| :3

Second of all, big thank you to @crystallinemoonlight for pointing out how Chan could absolutely be both meow :| and meow :3 and for brainstorming this with me 💚

Tell me your theories and where you don't agree as well as more meow categories we could add. I WILL do it (it's a threat not a promise).

[haahka]

Kinnporsche x textposts pt. 16 [more]

BONUS:

[29daffodils]

tong was in vegas and i find it so funny to imagine that after the coup and post-canon, tankhun tries going outside for longer distances and time and ends up in vegas only to grumble the entire time because he's supposed to be having the time of his life “but why is this city named after my asshole cousin?!”

arm : khun, actually it's your cousin who's —

khun : hush! i don't want to hear it! *proceeds to click 10 pics with different expressions and bombards vegas's phone with his displeasure, time difference be damned*

vegas : why are you texting me at 3:30 in the morning?

khun : you stole pete from me!! i hate you! why is this city named after you?!

vegas : actually

khun : I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!

also, khun : *keeps grumbling but still has the time of his life*

[emberfaye]

[saladbroth]

absolutely obsessed with the idea that in-universe it's not actually common knowledge that kim broke chay's heart and not the other way around because let's be real, why don't you stay also sounds like a you broke my heart and i miss you song just as much as an i fucked up and i'm sorry song.

we know, and chay knows, and kim knows the way it went but do the others???? does chay go to porsche with the video to ask for advice and porsche is like holy shit you broke my boyfriend's little brothers heart??? when did you do that??? also hey he kinda looks like that singer you have a shrine for how funny is that. does tankhun annoy kim into sharing what he's been up to and then immediately set out to figure it out??? how do they figure that out? do they make a murder board like kim has??? so many options holy shit

[fruityuncleskeletor]

Pre-Episode 12:

Pete , after the safehouse:

[quiznak-ofgrayskull]

there should be more silly kinnporsche fanart actually. Like I refuse to believe it’s all gorgeous paintings and emotional scenes.

[bunnakit]

hold me (like a knife) sounds fascinating, what is it about? 👀

WIP SNIPPETS GAME🌸

god okay so, buckle up because this is so dumb and convoluted.

basically during the kpts rewatch event @porschesbabydaddy made this shitpost and i said in the comments oh dont make me write it, to which dizzee of course encouraged me

so then i started writing it and @haahka made this meme about it before i'd even really gotten that far in the plot.

and what tumblr doesn't know about me is that i need VERY LITTLE encouragement to write the most batshit, in depth character analysis pieces ever.

so here i am, a few months later, writing an early 20s chan and gun are in love but can't be in love longfic, where gun destroys their relationship in an effort to keep up with his older brother and create a legacy; all leading to the inevitable end of him putting 4? 5? bullets into his ex lover and leaving him for dead on the steps of the theerapanyakul main compound. (:

if you wanted another little taste of it--

“Come here.” He stops when Gun gently tugs at his wrist and guides him to sit beside him on the sofa. Little moments like this have a way of bringing a flutter to his chest and relaxing all his bones. He misses his best friend in the tower, misses these scarce days when they can shed their roles and settle back into what they were before they became entangled in the dichotomy of the major and minor families.  They clink their glasses and each takes a sip before settling against the cushions at the back of the couch. Gun’s hand falls to rest on his thigh and Chan hides a smile behind the rim of his glass at the sensation. It’s grounding; draws him back to the now, and pushes away his guilt and his worries.  He turns his head just in time to feel Gun’s lips press against his, his stubble scraping against the corners and the hand on his thigh tightening its grip until it almost feels like he’s extracting the tendon from his flesh. Kissing Gun is something like pouring gasoline on a house fire; explosive, volatile, untamed. He wishes he wouldn’t get swept away in it each time he feels the flames lick up the walls of his ribcage. He doesn’t think a tidal wave could cool the burning longing in his chest. 

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KinnPorsche Onion Headline Memes

I had fun making these and I hope you enjoy seeing them.

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KP Onion Headlines: Once More, With Feeling

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I love the kp grindr textposts. More pls (if you wanna!)

Ask and you shall receive.

VegasPete:

KimChay Round 1:

KimChay Round 2:

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We're Doing KinnPorsche as 90's and DCOM Movie Posters, I Guess

This is once again the partial fault of @shou-jpeg, and it was all worth it. And yes, they are (for the most part) almost exact recreations of the original posters.

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It's Been a Minute. Have Some Memes.

Four Part Finale:

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Whose KinnPorsche is it Anyway?

Party Quirks prompts from “Whose Line is it Anyway?” 

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Made some memes to cheer up my gf today but this is a fav.