#kward when I do it

[screwpinecaprice]

Do you think adult steven will be tall?? I like to hc him beign roughly the size of Rose

I headcanon that he'd be a tall dude, taking after the mom's side. And also big. Like, wide.

If he'd get Rose-size then I would also like that very much. 😁

[madrigaljail]

In Honor Of Mean Girls Day...

Not participating in the OC event since I can't draw for shit so...memes it is.

Incorrect Miracle's Children, Circa 1919:

BRUNO: How do I even begin to explain José Guzmán.

AGUSTÍN: José Guzmán is a snob.

OSMA: He has two Latin bibles and a pocket knife.

OSVALDO: I hear his hair started graying when he was seventeen.

JULIETA: I hear he wants to go to seminary school. In Medellín.

FÉLIX: His favorite book is his own diary.

ANDRES FLORES: One time, he felt a connection to St. Francis. And it was pretentious.

PEPA: One time, he made out with me. It was aw…kward.

[ambiguousdisorderken]

Speaking of soulmate au's, u kno the one where u don't see color until u find ur soulmate? What if when Cas raises Dean from hell he sees in color, and panics thinking it was someone in hell and both he and Cas dont realize it's Cas bcus Angels see in color

okay okay i see you. and i see them both freaking out because dean does Not want to be some demon's sidechick and cas thinks michael's sword has been corrupted (he also thinks it shouldn't be possible because hello??? he claimed dean's soul? he would've noticed, right? and there's also his vessel's seared handprint on dean's shoulder to prove it? not that that Means anything it should mean everything)

anyway i believe this goes on for a little while, and then someone, probably bobby, points out the fucking obvious. and it's aw—kward because okay we're... soul... you and me... like soul.. mates. huh. cool. cool. but angels don't have souls how can we... not human-like souls, dean, but we do possess a unique essence beyond our grace.. ok. cool. so.???? so.

sam may find out by walking in on his brother and an intimidating angel of the lord making out in bobby's panic room, and the explanation he gets is dean's stupid grin before he says he's my soul buddy.

[baku-no-alt]

sriracha sauce | 8

bakugou x reader; in which Bakugou and some other students from UA are doing a work -study abroad in NYC. also Bakugou is nice to you for once

cw: like, so many swears; a little sexual tension; some angst

Bakugou says he doesn’t like sweet things, but you force him to pick out an ice cream flavor anyways, so he chooses honey-rhubarb. 

“Okay, fancy pants,” you grumble as the employee behind the counter hands you your plain chocolate ice cream cone. 

After you pay and leave the shop, you walk side by side, heading back home. You’re telling Bakugou a story about your hero school when your fingers brush the back of his hand. You keeping talking but you cautiously hook your pinky finger around his, and, to your relief, he doesn’t pull away. 

When you reach the steps in front of your apartment building, you stop. It was strange; usually this meant a date was over, but you two live together. 

“You wanna come up?” you joke, waggling your eyebrows. 

He chuckles, eyes you up and down. “Don’t tempt me.” 

A shiver makes its way down your spine and you can feel your cheeks heating up. You open the door and make your way up the stairs, Bakugou following behind you. 

The apartment is dark when you both walk in, but you’re more aware of his presence now than you ever have been. He shuts the door and you can feel the heat radiating from his body on your back. 

You turn on your heels, come face to face with him. He’s inches away from you, but you can still barely see him in the dark. 

“Thank you for the date... Katsuki.” You try out his given name; the sounds feel foreign on your lips. “I had a wonderful time.” 

You realize how tall he is now that you’re so close to him; he’s got at least six inches on you. He lowers his face towards yours, and a sliver of moonlight shining from the window illuminates his eyes. The red in his irises takes your breath away. 

“Say my name again,” he mumbles.

You reach your arms up, wrap them around his neck. “Katsu...” you whisper, before closing the distance between the two of you and brushing your lips against his. 

Time freezes for a second, and then he pushes forward, pressing harder against your lips. Your heart hammers in your chest. 

His hands come up to grip your sides and he deepens the kiss. You weave your fingers into his hair - it’s soft. 

He opens his mouth and you taste him, still sweet from the ice cream but you swear there’s something burnt there too. Images of him in his hero costume, using his quirk, flash through your mind in a supercut. 

He’s so powerful, and it makes you lightheaded. 

There is something so undeniably masculine that draws you closer to him. It’s not just his hero work - his unwavering honesty makes you feel safe, taken care of, as much the part of you with a penchant for independence hates to admit it. 

Overwhelmed, you press your hands against his chest (oh god, his pecs) and push your upper body away, your lips the last to part from him. His hands remain at your waist. You look up, touching your forehead to his. 

“Was that alright?” He swallows. The lack of sureness in his voice is almost cute, but you’d never tell him that to his face. 

You have to stifle a giggle. “I, uh - yeah. Yeah, do you want me to leave a review on Yelp or something?” 

“Tch.” He ruffles your hair with one hand, leans down, and you give him another light peck on the lips. 

You take a deep breath, swallow it down. “We don’t have to talk about it, I just wanna take things slow until we have a plan.”

“Alright,” he says, in a voice more gentle than you’ve ever heard from him.

It’s awkward, because there’s no leaving - you’re both just here now, in the apartment. Things feel normal and not normal at the same time. 

Then his phone rings. 

“Shit,” he says, looking down at the caller ID. “Emergency in Brooklyn. I gotta go.” He brushes past you to his room, shrugging off his clothes in the process. 

You stand in the kitchen, motionless, still feeling the buzz your lips from his searing kisses. You don’t want him to leave, but at the same time, having some time alone to process would be nice. 

A few minutes later, he walks past you again, hero costume on. You want to reach out, run your fingers down the outlines of his muscles, but he looks stressed. 

“Good luck.” You reach out, squeeze his arm. 

“I don’t need luck.” He gives you the cockiest grin you’ve ever seen, and then he leaves. Once he’s out of the building, you hear him use his quirk to take off, and then he’s sailing through the air away from you. 

You get changed, peeling yourself out of the tight dress, and put on your comfiest sweatpants and a tanktop. You pile your hair in a bun, take off your makeup, brush your teeth, and then settle down in your bed, snuggled up in the covers. 

You have your laptop set up with you. You browse the internet with your TV on in the background so that you could keep tabs on the news. You glance up every now and then, seeing images of Brooklyn flashing across the screen. It was a villain with some sort of telekinesis power; it should be an easy job for Katsuki and his friends. They’d battled much worse before. 

You scroll through Facebook, and then Instagram, and then Reddit, and then put on a few YouTube videos before you start to get sleepy.  You yawn and close your laptop and feel around your sheets for the remote to turn of your TV. 

When you feel your hand brush against it, you lift it up and glance at the TV, just in time to watch the villain strike Katsuki with a steel beam from a nearby construction site. He flies through the air, slams into the side of a building, and falls to the ground. 

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[queenofbaws]

Hello, it’s me again 😅 can I please request some Jossam at the Chrashley baby shower? You’re amazing!!

“Stop, just...stop,” she hissed through gritted teeth, physically reaching over to cover Josh’s mouth when he just kept going, “I swear to God, Josh, if even one person hears you - ”

“ -kward,” she managed to catch him say through the gaps of her fingers, and before she could clamp her hand down any tighter, he’d weaseled his way out of her grip. Ever the showman, he brought Sam’s knuckles up to his mouth and placed a gentlemanly kiss there, smiling and offering a half-wave to a few nondescript family members passing by their table; unbeknownst to them, though, he was really just using her hand as a shield to mutter behind so no one else could see his lips moving. “Kid isn’t going to have a friend until they’re like...twenty-three, and that’s being kind - think about it, okay Sammy, just think about it, gonna be pale as a corpse, gonna be gangly as fuck, not gonna know what to do with their hands in any social situation, and God I haven’t even gotten to facial expressions yet, and - ”

Realizing his game, Sam slid her hand out of his grasp and promptly dropped her head into her palms instead (mostly to hide how hard she was laughing). “If Chris or Ash’s moms hear you, they will want to murder you...and if you keep going, Josh, I can promise you this: I will let them.”

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[roxinova]

How about a ♡ for someone new? I'm kind of curious between Valeria and Roxi, but your call who you choose. If you'd like.

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  ✒️ - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny 😍  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other 

I promised Roxi a date with someone else when I get back 🙏 I am trying to remain true to my word, sorry! But I would love writing anything else with Roxi with you! Otherwise, Po and Andraax are still very much available. I do enjoy our convos so far and would love to work something out.

[k8-dancingintherain]

HEY TAYLOR!!! If you read this LIVES COULD BE CHANGED!!

Hey Taylor! 

So, as a HUGE fan of yours I OF COURSE have been in absolute with LOVER! While every song on the album has impacted me in some way, Soon You’ll Get Better has been playing in my mind all day today because today happens to be DAY OF MIRACLES for Purdue University Dance Marathon (PUDM)!!! 

I have been very active in PUDM for the past 3 years. So heres a quick run down of what it actually is:

Purdue Dance Marathon is a campus-wide philanthropy benefitting Riley Hospital for Children in Indianapolis. We work year round to fundraise for Riley Hospital, support the kid in treatment, cry with families that have lost the fight, and celebrate every victory. Essentially, the Marathon itself is a celebration of what we’ve accomplished throughout the year to benefit the kids and families at Riley Hospital. Everyone who has raised money as well as a bunch of Riley Families gather for an 18-hour event, where participants are required to stand the whole time (and dance ~on HOLY GROUND~ most of the time hehe).

It might sound silly, but I’ve never been a part of an experience that made me feel more bonded with such a large group than while we are all pressing through the agony of standing for at least 18 hours. You get miserable but stay in high spirits: playing dodge ball, learning the 10-minute group line dance, or interacting with the families and hearing their stories, inspiring us to keep going. We stand for those who can’t; we dance to help them smile; we do it FOR THE KIDS (FTK!). 

This organization is filled with such an intense amount of love and passion and altruism. Everyday we are fighting for the next generation to make sure that they can go home and sleep in their own beds, knowing that they did get better. 

I think for me, my biggest inspiration come from two incredibly important people in my life (who actually both happen to be fans of yours as well!!). A dear friend and teammate of mine, Audrey Lupton, lost her battle at Riley in 2017. My cousin, Elizabeth, however, is a living testament to the phenomenal work that the hospital has. She, despite all odds, is alive today to dance through her beautiful life. Both Elizabeth and Audrey have graced this world with their pure joy and beauty, and inspire me everyday. 

Purdue’s Dance Marathon raised more than $1 million last year, and we are the youngest Dance Marathon in history to accomplish this. We have now raised cumulatively over $2 million in the 10 years we’ve been in existence. We’re still only about half the size of Indiana University’s marathon, whose 36-hour event raised an impressive $2.5 million last year (Dance Marathon is perhaps the only instance where I will set aside the Purdue-IU rivalry and root for the Hoosiers).

The money that PUDM raises goes specifically to help funding Cancer Research, Camp Riley, and the day-to-day operating costs that most people don’t think of but families still have to deal with, such as parking – things that add up surprisingly fast when your child has to stay in the hospital for weeks or even months at a time.

More than anything, I’m writing this because it’s incredibly relevant to SYGB, and I feel like you should know about it if you didn’t already. I’m hoping to raise awareness about PUDM, IUDM, and Dance Marathons in general. They happen all around the country, benefitting their local Children’s Miracle Network Hospital, bringing joy and hope into as many hearts as they can reach.

A tumblr reblog, a shot-out, or even a tweet would mean the world to us here at PUDM and to me personally! 

To learn more about PUDM and how to how to donate, you can visit pudm.org or donate directly to my personal fundraising page http://donate.rileykids.org/goto/kward . My goal is to raise $800 (8 is my lucky number) by the marathon (Nov. 9-10) and then hopefully make it to $1300 (because, 13. duh) by the end! 

To learn more about Dance Marathons and to find one near you, you can visit dancemarathon.com.

Thank you thank you thank you from the bottom of my heart for simply being who you are in the world. You mean more to me than I’ll ever me able to put into words. 

love, love, love, 

Kate Ward 

[killscreencinema]

Xenoblade Chronicles X (Wii U)

Xenoblade Chronicles X, released by Monolith Soft “X”-clusively for the Wii U in 2015, takes place on an alien planet named Mira, where the last remnants of humanity have crash landed after Earth was decimated by a mysterious alien force known as the Ganglion.  The human survivors live on in the form of “mimeosomes”, which are enhanced cyberorganic duplicates, which are being controlled remotely by their real bodies while in stasis in a massive vault known as the Lifehold.

You play as a freshly revived from stasis new recruit in an organization known as BLADE, whose mission statement, besides gathering resources and fending off hostile creatures for the residents of the fledgling city of New Los Angeles, is to find the Lifehold, which was lost during the crash landing, before it runs out of power, killing the rest of humankind in the process.  The only problems is that BLADE is in a race to find the Lifehold against their old pals, the Ganglion, who are committed to finishing the extermination they started.

I normally don’t go into so much detail about a video game story, but goddamn if this one didn’t capture my imagination like no other video game in awhile, especially a J-RPG, with all of their tired tropes.  In fact, while I greatly enjoyed the first game, Xenoblade Chronicles, I found the story to be disappointingly banal, especially from a studio like Monolith, who are known for complex plots since the days of ye olde PlayStation with Xenogears (when the creative team was working under Squaresoft).  I love the idea of humans rebuilding civilization, with their main hub of New Los Angeles having the familiar California architecture juxtaposed against a strange, alien landscape.  I love the idea of these people being trapped in cyber-organic bodies, which if killed, would merely trap their consciousness back in their real bodies in stasis.  What a mind trip it would be for someone close to you to die, but if you’re able to find where their real body is tucked away, you might have a chance to bring them back for realsies!  To the game’s credit, it deeply explores both the negative and positive psychological implications of such an existence, albeit in a melodramatic fashion one comes to expect from most anime (which J-RPGs are basically offshoots of).  The characters are all well-rounded, with Elma, your commanding officer and all around badass bitch, being my favorite.  I even love what Elma says whenever she levels up:

“Strength comes from experience.  That’s true on any planet.”

Meanwhile, whenever my character leveled up she’d exclaim “MY GROWTH SPURT!!!”  Which is... weird.  I guess it’s better than your 13-year-old teammate, Lin, yelling that. 

You’re well-advised to spend most of your time with Elma and Lin, getting them nice and strong.  You can also choose fourth party member from a variety of characters you meet along the way.  The longer you spend time with your team completing missions, the more your affinity grows with them.  One you reach a certain affinity level, it opens a personal side-quest with each respective character, which are worth doing not only to further dive into the story, but for the “fortune and glory, kid, fortune and glory”, as Indiana Jones would say.

While I can’t say enough things about the story, the gameplay is just as solid and immersive.  It plays basically just like its spiritual predecessor, for it should be noted at this point that gameplay is the only thing is has in common with the first game as it does not continue the story.  It’s almost like how Mega Man X *kinda* continues the story of the original Mega Man series, but with a darker, more sci-fi tone.  Xenoblade Chronicles 1 and 2 are pure fantasy (with a lil bit of sci-fi), while Xenoblade Chronicles X is sci-fi fantasy all the way.  It’s pretty much the J-RPG version of Mass Effect, but without all the sex.

The battle system is in real-time, with your various special moves set up in slots.  You can unleash them at will, or wait for your comrades to request a specific move, which is optimal as it is one of very few ways to heal your party.  Plus, those special attacks have to recharge, so you don’t want to be stuck with no specials while your party’s HP is in the red, and one of them is begging for a heal.  Aw~kward!  I do like how streamlined it feels as opposed to the kind of turn-based fighting I’m used to in J-RPGs, although it’s always stressful not being able to control the three other party members beyond issuing generic squad orders like “Concentrate your fire” or “assemble with me” or “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE” before running from danger like King Arthur and his knights running from that bunny in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

You’ll be using that order a lot by the way as, similarly to the first game, low level enemies cohabit alongside extremely high level enemies all over the world maps.  While most of the time the super strong monsters will ignore your existence, unless you pick a fight or bump into them, others might not have such a chill disposition and will prefer to trample you instead.  Running into an area populated by high-level enemies can feel a lot like when you accidentally wander into a dangerous neighborhood.  There’s nothing like looking for a rare item in a cave only to realize it’s full of enemies twice your level, so you carefully back away like the Homer Simpson meme:

You might think I’m complaining, but I actually really enjoyed this in both games, as it really makes it feel like a truly open world and having to tread softly or risk sudden annihilation from a level 80 tyrant you didn’t know was there makes it feel more like an adventure.  That being said... it can also be incredibly infuriating when you’re flying around in your mech suit, which are called “Skells” in this game, and you innocently bump into a powerful bad guy only for him to promptly blow up your Skells, leaving you with a salvage cost in the MILLIONS.  Yep, that’s when you normally “save scum” by loading up a previous save, but damned if they didn’t make it a pain in the ass what with the obscene loading times and all the fucking menu screens you have to press A through.  While it’s true that players who are savvy about planting mining beacons in the most optimal way to earn money will have more credits than they know how to spend, you will trash your Skells a lot, and that shit adds up, especially when you’re trying to save for more powerful Skells or expensive equipment.

By the way, I don’t want to understate how fucking cool it is that you get a giant mech robot to ride in halfway through the game.  I was already onboard with Xenoblade Chronicle X before that happened, so adding a giant mech robot to the mix is like discovering for the first time how freaking delicious Fritos are in chili.  Like... I love chili, but I had not idea it could be improved THIS much with Fritos!  And just as the initial buzz of getting a Skell starts to wear off, YOU GET A FLIGHT MODULE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO FLY ALL OVER THE MAP WITH IMPUNITY!  Hey, you like chili and Fritos?  Howz about a blow job too?  I mean, you’ll have to listen to an irritatingly catchy J-pop song while you’re getting the blow job, but still awesome!

 Which finally brings us to the music.  Holy shit.  The music is composed by Hiroyuki Sawano, who did the music for the anime series Attack on Titan.  There are lots of great tracks for the game... well except for both the day and night themes for NLA, which will get stuck in your head so much you’ll scream into your pillow while trying to sleep at night (meanwhile in your brain you keep hearing, “Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, oh oh oh”).  Even the worst track is forgivable if only because the main theme to game, innocously titled “Theme X”, is one of the most goddamn beautiful pieces of music I’ve heard in a game in years.  Listen and let the goosebumps wash over you:

It’s obvious I love the game, but there are negatives too.  For one, I didn’t finish the game, because HOLY HELL are the final bosses difficult.  Firstly, any hope that you have of beating them is with your Skells, so should they get wrecked somewhere along the way, there’s no way to bring them back, so you’re SOLAMWF (or “Shit out luck and mighty well fucked” as George Carlin coined).  If you saved before the fight, your heard was in the right place, but guess what?  You’re fucking trapped.  You can’t leave to buy a stronger Skell or level grind.  It’s a goddamn dead end, emphasis on the word “dead”.  Fortunately, being a seasoned RPG player, when Elma asked me not only once, but TWICE, if I was ABSOLUTELY sure I’m ready to enter the Lifehold, I got the subtext and didn’t save once inside.  However, stupidly, I did save after accepting the final mission, which effectively locks out the affinity missions, which can be much less redundant way to level grind than doing the “Basic Missions” (which consists of tasks like fetch quests and monster bounties).  I tried like hell to grind to level 50 and save up enough credits to buy a level 50 Skell (which were the minimum recommendations for evening the odds against the boss), but I still couldn’t beat him. 

So out of frustration and boredom, I rage quit the game and moved on to something that will hopefully be a lot less strenuous... Bloodborne (wah-waaaaaah).  I like Xenoblade enough that I’ll return to it and continue grinding away until I eventually beat it.

So yeah... Xenoblade Chronicles X is pretty fucking great. I would cautiously nominate it as the best RPG you’ll play on the Wii U (below Breath of the Wild of course). 

[unrealization-blog1]

@hopestraitor from  ✘

“Awkward…?” Is that what it was? Is that what the                              other thinks this tense feeling in the air was? Chiaki was                              used to being awkward. That’s not what she was feeling right now.                              She doesn’t like this negative aura coming from, well… Herself.                              There’s an intense distrust towards the other and she can’t really                              hide it. She’s not supposed to be on this class trip.

                             “Yeah, okay then.”

“I guess I should say... I’m okay with things being awkward if that’s what you want. It doesn’t have to stay that way.”

Monika smiles warmly at the gamer, her eyes piercing right through her. She saw Chiaki for what she really was. If you lived according to scripts, it was hard to miss it when somebody else was doing the same thing. They were both NPCs in this game. It was understandable that Chiaki might be suspicious of her since her arrival on this island was connected to the virus. How could she prove that she was entirely separate from such a malevolent force?

“We could be friends, you know. I bet that we could really understand each other. Why don’t you give me a chance?”

[tsukinobherzhoka12]

The Sass Squad chapter 1

The Sassy Squad

The awkward drunk

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto and any of the characters here if I did they would meet each other and have an unlikely alliance

AU: In this AU it is where the Akatsuki is just a mercenary group who where doing odd jobs and confidential missions for the sake of the shinobi nations,Kakashi,Yamato and Sai is the same, Itachi is like in the Au in the road of ninja but Sasuke is still in his Emo mode like in the canon even Itachi is in the village side even though, and Ino is still the same attitude but sometimes gambles for money when needed and only a member of the Yamanaka clan on her mother's side Inoichi is her uncle in her mother's side. she always travels from konoha to the capital of the shinobi nations, every half of the year.  back and forth, unless she had mission that she needs to travel from places.

At the Himitsunoe Manor

*Evening*

''Sharky what is the theme of the portraits in the hallway today?"Ino asked him while watching her favorite TV series alongside with him

"It's aesthetic of the things that makes us peaceful ,like  Portrait of Sai with his creations in the field, Mine half naked in the waterfall,with samehada while meditating, Kakashi lying in the field with his ninkens, Yamato with trees shading himself from one of them.

While you lie in a field of pastel flowers surrounding you as you lie with it like in a sleeping beauty position,also you wear a flower crown in your head'' Kisame informed her

"Also our group picture is like in a Gothic Victorian period, like in the crimson peak kinda vibe, Kakashi was the center this time, sitting like a boss while we surrounded  him like we are his henchman,we are so very formal"

Kisame sigh"Its a stunning portrait actually,we really like we had the pictorial for a magazine realistic even I,need to have another look"

Ino's favorite place to wander in the manor was the hallway of expressions where portraits of the occupants in the manor always changes ever week, there are different  themes being shown in the portraits that describes themselves either joyful until to their darkest moments that  really symbolizes the six of them. While it was Ino's favorite,it was Kakashi's least favorite part of the house.

Because its too personal, it even shows every symbolism in his past,depends on the theme every week. and it was located in the big hallway entrance.

But like Kakashi, she would also be nervous if Shikamaru and Chouji would be able to find and locate this place,she would come here if those two are in mission or they are spending the day with only the two of them . she would not imagine their faces when they found out about this place and secrets she intended to keep only for herself. not to mention The team seven are the last persons to be the one who will enter and saw their pictures in the hallway.

Itachi is also worried if Sasuke was able to find this manor. even if it’s lot was really big, there is a seal for the intruders not to find this place. He really needs to have time for himself so that is why he was here for his inner peace (even though this place is really big for six occupants and very noisy )

" Piglet, does your father know that your not staying at your home right now?"Kisame asked while watching his most awaited television series now on Blue-ray DVD, 'Game of Thrones' he just watch it on DVD because he cannot watch it in the Tv since he and Itachi would likely had a mission when the series would air he watch the pilot episode so he is now interested to the show. He currently munching his popcorn right now.

"He is currently in a mission with the Ino-Shika-Cho, something about stopping an enemy to assassinate a nobleman or something" Ino Yamanaka answered while also eating her popcorn she sat beside Kisame as they watch Game of thrones. She sneered while they watch Cersei and Jaime scene

" Ugh Kami-sama pls... I know its forbidden love or something, I hate Incest especially those two,they pushed Bran out to the tower,The things we do for love my ass!"

Kisame just laughed" Oh come on we already know Cersei is just manipulating him ever since they where children" he snickered" and besides, we already know that she was also fucking her cousin Lancel and because of that King Bobby B (Robert Baratheon) is dead,being gorged by a boar" he grinned " So offensive for you since they used your animal sign to kill him"

"Well if you make a boar as your prey, kill it at once ,no second chances, When you leave a boar alive, no hunter will be safe, Where do we inherit our name and stubbornness from?" she let out a chuckle and goes back on watching the series. she let out a shocked expression when they saw Joffrey Ordered Ned Stark to be beheaded while Sansa and Arya watched and also much to everyone's surprise. While Kisame was also in disbelief.

"OHHH NONOONONOO YOU LITTLE VICIOUS SHIT!!! YOU FUCKIN INBRED!! I HATE YOU! KAMI-SAMA NO!!!!"Then she watch Arya's expression" Poor Arya you little small bean, Poor Sansa for being such a sheltered brat. FUCK JOFFREY!!"

"The world was really full of lies, but to kill the most honorable people on the seven kingdoms? Mind blown!, I will now watch this series really! Not your ordinary TV show! Still terrified of the white walkers though"

" It's because your a sadistic fuck Kisame!" Ino mocked him" and besides why are you terrified of them, you had the same color"

" Well Your the one to talk, your terrifying when your tantrums are shown, your prone to irrationality"Kisame smack her head playfully "Your racist by the way"

"Ouch why you-"

Suddenly Yamato appeared and he appears to be drunk.  He was walking funnily and landed on the other couch, he let out a laugh and a few hiccups. He also had look them and giggled

"What was he thinking right now?" The two thought in unison while looking to their drunk companion. Then Yamato let out a smirk

"Hey, do you want to see my wood?"

Ino and Kisame watched him in disbelief while staring at him for a second.

"WTF! WTF was that Yamato!?" Kisame roared in laughter he never really thought that a  serious,uptight person like Yamato would say that when he is sober 'Man, he must be wishing for a one night stand, Unfortunately he just wandered to the house where everyone would laughed at his drunk stupor Like the Blondie rolling in the floor right now and banging her fist in the floor. '

Kisame, realizing that he has the mood to take advantage of Yamato's drunk state, he turns off the tv and join the two who was still in the same position as  he last leave them

"Well, I can assure you ladies my wood is longer than you anticipated"

Ino burst out an unladylike like laugh with tears in her eyes while Kisame holds his stomach to prevent it from hurting

"Oh Kami, normally I would punch you right now senpai if your just like the others, creepy and disgusting" she wiped her tears of laughter "But when those words comes to your uptight mouth its just pure hilarious!"she finally recovered and turns to Kisame while he tries to recover himself from laughing

" Lucky for you, Kakashi is on a mission, Itachi is sleeping or maybe in his Batman mode, and Sai is with Kakashi, and We are the only one to laugh you right now,"Kisame snickered in a good way and goes to the kitchen to get an aspirin and water.

" The sharky is right, Yamato-senpai. Good thing Kakashi-sensei is not here or else he would record it into himself and use it to blackmail you to pay for his expenses, You know how expensive those Icha-Icha books,especially those best sellers! " Ino help Yamato to his drunken state and laid him down in the sofa "Kami-sama, Your heavy!"

"You know your flower can be satisfied if it is finally connected to my-Ouch!"Yamato was smacked in the face by a thick book that Ino must have randomly take Yamato stop slurring and became unconscious.

"Okay, lay low,stop now, Two jokes about your 'wood' is enough just don't include the badly covered term for the female organ."Ino sigh while adjusting the pillow for his head.

"Hey,Piglet, I brought the things needed, I will put it at his bedroom"Kisame shouted from Yamato's room ''You can carry him now!"

'OI!Help me here sharky! what do you think what we are carrying here? a sack of rice?"Ino retorted while she can see Kisame approach her with a mocking grin

"awww weak little piggy need some help"

"Shut it Sharky! It would be awkward if I drag  him to the bed, besides its to heavy for me you and you can carry him by one hand!"Ino reason out while glaring at him

"Fine,fine you got a point for that"then the shark nin carried the wood user towards the latter's bedroom then they started adjusting the pillows, helping him undress half naked and Ino used a wet clothed to clean his upper torso while Kisame get some of the clothes from the cabinet and help Ino dress the unconscious man and set him to bed. finally when they are done they sat on Yamato's mini living room. his room was a suitable room for a environmentalist like him. Clean,green and fresh in the eye.

"When he woke up, I swear I'm going to attack him with questions! Woodman never easily get drunk like this,and about his wood jokes, man this is hilarious!"Kisame can't help but chuckle while Ino sat in front on the other couch let out a sigh " Don't torture him like that, he is the mother of this mansion and Kakashi is the lazy bum father who threatens us to eat sashimi"

"Piglet, you're the only one who hate eating sashimi and kakashi is acting as a father figure because you're a rebellious and pigheaded girl"Kisame casually commented while Ino let out a pout. but she let out a chuckle

"Do you remembered the day that we met here in this mansion, how this mysterious mansion appeared and had a convenient interior for us hired people like me and itachi, a runaway royal outcast like you, men without past identities about their heritage like sai and yamato and a self-loathing and a mystery called kakashi?" Kisame casually remembering the past

"Duh, we always fought all the time, You on your mockery on my height and eating tendencies and how it suited my name and me mocking you for your height and how will you never get laid because no one will lay down on a shark because your harsh and too honest, your habits and etc."Ino snickered

"But I realize that your one of the people who I can follow my shenanigans and always with me on casinos when I needed money, and heck you became a drag queen because of me and of course you treated me an equal, my virtues as a woman"She concluded and let out a giggle" Your a huge slap of reality to my face so I appreciated your honesty since you can't really stand flowery words. Thank you"

"hmmn? you have womanly virtues? where?"Kisame feign innocence "I can't see it"

"Can you please kill  yourself ,like right now!"Ino throws a pillow from the couch and Kisame easily  dodge  it while laughing

"Piglet, you're a good person, not just appearance and not your temperamental mode

I hope someone can see that beyond skin deep"Kisame commented

"So anyway,midnight marathon ,we will watch K-drama?"Ino suggested

"ooh, Legend of the blue sea?"Kisame suggested

"That was last time ,and we watched it twenty times!"Ino complained

"how about Goblin!"Ino suggested

"We watch that for 25 times Piggy! and it's just that you like older men, I always knew you like daddy kink"

"Hey no kink shaming here! At least I’m not  prone to bestiality!"

"You and your weird accusations piglet! Fuck you"

"No thank you, I will decline the offer"

they stare at each other and laugh at each others faces

"Hey ladies, can I have you beautiful flower?" Yamato suddenly talk in his sleep, mumbling about his lame pick-up lines to his sleep

"I swear I will use it as a blackmail when I needed something to him"Ino tried to hold her laughter

"Likewise Piglet, Likewise "Kisame had tried to hold his laughter before it burst out and silently exited from the room and went to their respected rooms to rest for a day.

AU: I hope you like the first chapter, please review if you want another prompt. and this story will not be a reverse harem, this is a friendship between people who will unlikely  to be allies in canon except to Yamato ,Kakashi and Sai. and in the side of Itachi and Kisame. They are called to fabulous to die squad after all

[baku-no-alt]

sriracha sauce | 7

bakugou x reader; in which Bakugou and some other students from UA are doing a work -study abroad in NYC. also Bakugou is nice to you for once

cw: like, so many swears

As soon as your hear the door shut and the lock click, you stand up violently from your chair and clumsily walk to your room in a daze. You shut the door, and run to your bed, jumping on the mess of pillows and blankets, hugging a pillow close to your chest to stop from squealing.

You peek at your bedside table and see your phone there, charging. You grab it and open up the group chat you have with your three best friends in the city. 

He asked me out, you text the group. 

It takes less than a second before their chat bubbles pop up. 

he what now 

Baku??????? 

he’s so hot dude 

A grin spreads across your face and you feel a blush creep up your neck. They ask you every question imaginable: when, where, what are you wearing, will you tell me what his arms feel like?

-

You hear Bakugou come home from work and step into the shower, but you don’t leave your room. You don’t want him to see you until it’s time to leave. 

For your date. 

You glance in the mirror again, admiring your handiwork. Your makeup was flawless, eyeliner pointed in two sharp wings. You had a black off-shoulder dress on, just long enough to be classy but short enough to be flirty. It fell flatteringly over the curve of your hips and the rump of your ass. 

Just as you’re done touching up your lipstick, you hear a knock at your door. 

“You ready or what?” 

“Yeah!” you call back, sounding almost too eager. You walk to your door and pause with your hand on the doorknob. You lift your hand up to your face and inspect it. 

You’re so nervous that you’re shaking. 

Why? 

It’s just Bakugou. 

But still, even if it’s just a date, it feels like you’re standing on the edge of a threshold. When you cross over it, things might never be the same.

You take a deep breath and let it out, steadying yourself. Then you open the door. 

Oh god. 

He’s gorgeous. 

He’s standing in your doorway, one arm pressed against the door frame, leaning in. He’s close, and you can smell his cologne, masculine and clean. He’s in a red dress shirt and a pair of slacks, and you never knew he could clean up so well.

“Hey,” you breathe out. 

His lips creep into a cheeky half-smile. “You don’t look half bad yourself, princess.”

Your heart leaps into your throat as you experience this new, flirty side of Bakugou. It was so different. And weird. And you love it. 

“Shall we?” you ask, raising your eyebrows. 

“C’mon.” He shoves his hands into his pockets, his signature move, and you follow him out of your apartment. 

Sandro’s is so close that you can walk. It takes about ten minutes, and on the way you ask Bakugou about his day at work and he tells you about the monotony of filing incident paperwork. 

“I’ll have a sidekick to do it all for me, though.” He looks into the distance, as if looking into the future. He stretches his arms and holds them behind his head for a moment.  

“Kind of a dick move to make your sidekick do all of that.” You nudge him with your shoulder.

He releases his arms, and one comes down to drape across your shoulders. His hand is warm, and you think about the all of the power that lies in it. That he could quite literally explode at a moment’s notice. 

You mind gets cloudy and for a second you feel a twinge of guilt. Your ex had accused you of being with Bakugou - and he was right. But this wasn’t cheating, you remind yourself. He’s the one who cheated on you.

So why did being with Bakugou feel so natural? How did you go from seeing him as just a roommate to seeing him as romantic partner so quickly? You bite your lip and wonder how long your feelings for Bakugou had been lurking under the surface. Sure, you always knew he was hot, but- 

“You coming in or are ya just gonna stand there?” 

You snap out of your thoughts and see Bakugou holding the door open for you. You’d made it to Sandro’s.

You laugh nervously and step through the door. 

“Do you have a reservation?” 

“Yeah. Katsuki Bakugou.” 

Hearing him say his given name is almost startling. No one calls him Katuski; the closest you had heard was Deku’s nickname for him. 

You’re shown to your table for two. He sits across from you and opens the menu. 

“You look very in your element,” you comment. 

“My parents are designers. I had to go to a bunch of fancy dinners with them.”

You pick up the menu and try to look through the selections but your mind is fuzzy with nerves. You finally settle on some fettuccine bolognese and a buffalo mozzarella appetizer.

After the waiter takes your orders and your menus, you rest your hands on your chin and sigh. 

“What?” Bakugou clicks his tongue. 

“I’m just having a nice time on this stupid, idiotic date is all.” You give him a sarcastic smile. 

“Bet you’re glad I let you win at Smash Brothers now, huh?” 

“I  still want a do-over. Play me again and I’ll beat you fair and square. I won’t even make you pay for dinner afterwards.” 

“Yeah, whatever.” Bakugou folds his arms and gives you a smug smirk. 

“What are you gonna do after this?” You take a more serious tone. 

“After dinner?” 

“No, after... the work study is over.” 

“Oh.” 

There’s a beat of silence. 

“I’ve got some offers for different agencies after graduation. I haven’t decided which one I’ll take.” 

You nod. “That’s great, though.” 

“What are you gonna do?” 

You swallow. “I’ve got a few things lined up in the intelligence field. I don’t know for sure yet either, though.”

“Let’s talk about something else,” he says flatly. 

“We’re going to have to address it at some point. You’re only here for another three months.” 

“We will. Just not tonight.” 

You sigh and nod. “Okay.” 

The food arrives, and between stuffing your face with pasta and mozzarella, you and Bakugou make small talk about hero work. 

“I don’t go on big, dangerous adventures like you,” you mention at one point.

“Why not? It’s the best fucking part.” 

“Because I can’t make explosions out of my bodily fluids.” 

The couple at the table next to you turns their heads in your direction. You make eye contact with Bakugou and you both stifle a laugh. 

“Whatever, we have plenty of useless extras in our hero course and they go on all the dangerous missions, too.” 

You laugh. “Yeah, and I bet they get plenty of fighting time in with you and Deku around.” 

“Not my fault I’m better than everyone else,” he mumbles. 

You smile. “Want to get some dessert?” 

“Yeah, I’ll get them to bring us a menu.” 

You shake your head. “I know a better place.” 

When you finish eating and Bakugou pays (and you thank him a hundred times; the tab was not small), you exit the restaurant and step onto the sidewalk. 

“Where to?” he looks at you. 

“C’mon. I know the best ice cream place.” 

You hold out your hand, and he takes it. His palm feels warm in yours, and you squeeze his hand tightly as you pull him along with you down the street. 

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