#lars yaps

[gnarlygoth]

big ol' paws !! big ol' claws !! chomp bite claws !! nibble on paw and strong paws !! woof bork !!

[gnarlygoth]

I NEED TO PUT ONE ON SNIPER

hello tf2 community

tis here btw:

[gnarlygoth]

faggot? more like fagHOT!!!

i love men

[sylus-doll]

What's your favourite horror story?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe it is Sylus who literally thinks through every possible route and outcome because of his lifestyle. Because otherwise, he would not be where he is. If he doesn't then he is risking his position at the top and would be vulnerable; susceptible to attacks. And yet despite this aspect of him being so ingrained in his head, he never once thought that his literal soulmate would forget him— consequently, how to love him when she was the one who taught him love and humanity.

When you can see the anguish crossing his features, constricting his lungs and plaguing his mind. Sylus who was so prepared to reunite with his dearest love with hopes of a better life together, only to have his heart crushed. Only to be reminded again when someone else confirmed what he desperately wished was not the truth. Then having to start from scratch with the little knowledge of companionship taught by the very person who does not remember.

And he thinks to himself; how has love blinded him so, that did he not expect such a possibility about the one he lives for?

[gnarlygoth]

i am he/they dog

[cervinae-canine]

It's always fascinating to compare Sniper's relationship with his parents in the 'Meet the Sniper' short with the comics. Personally, it's because of how it evolves from a brief mention to a sincerely satisfying character arc.

"I'll be honest with you. My parents do not care for it [it is him being a mercenary]."

In the short, it shows that either one or both of his parents disapprove of his decision to be a mercenary. Which no doubt, would cause strain in any relationship; regardless of the closeness. It doesn't particularly mean they're distant, however, as we see Sniper talking to his dad on the phone. (though it is shown via an argument).

I can argue that this was a subtle display that they both still cared about him enough to not completely cut him out of their lives, despite the understandable reason if they were to. I've seen some that suggest his parents might've disapproved of his mercenary work because they fear having to attend their son's funeral. Regardless of the reason, they kept contact with him, but their dynamic was strained.

Of course due to the short amount of time, this point was skimmed through and was fairly quick in pace. His complicated family issues were established and for a very long time, this was not explored until in 2014 with "Blood in the Water".

Sniper's specific arc in the comics revolves around wanting to find his birth parents after his adoptive parents passed away, or in his words; his "real parents."

Even in just the establishing scene with his birth parents, it already showed them mainly caring about themselves over the baby Sniper. And him ending up in the rocket that gave him safety was completely unintentional, as the two were bickering over who should use it.

By contrast, we see Mr. and Mrs. Mundy going to the crashed rocket and later implying to raise Mick as their own.

Throughout what we see of his birth parents, they're shown to be bumbling and drunken respectively; with neither really caring about each other. Let alone Sniper. Firstly in Bill-Bel's case, where he asks for money right after showing the rocket that ultimately saved Sniper's life.

And then in Lar-Nah's case, where she took the rocket to escape and abandoned both Bill-Bel and Sniper to potentially die as a result (excluding soldier and miss pauling).

Their presence doesn't have to be constant to infer that both of these characters are self-absorbed; only caring about oneself, anyone else be damned.

Despite the consistent displays of disrespect from both parents, Sniper still very much cares about them. Where he's completely willing to put his own life in jeopardy in order to get his dad to safety.

And to have that care be thrown in Sniper's face.

But despite even that, Sniper held hope and kept his expectation that he may potentially care in some capacity. He just wanted anything; any shred of assurance that his "real" parents cared about him. Something to call 'home' after his adoptive parents passed. Something to make this search for his ""real"" parents feel worth it.

You can see the genuine happiness on his face when under the impression that his dad came back; to save him. Only for it to dim when...

This part is not directly stated but after having his trust be disregarded multiple times by his ""real"" parents, he concluded one important thing: His adoptive parents are his real parents. He was their real son. He was a Mundy.

On top of that, it shows that his parents seem to develop as well. The disapproval, the arguing in the 'Meet the Sniper' short; is nowhere to be seen here. What we see are two parents that genuinely want the best for their son, even calling him a 'professional' and focusing on him staying alive rather than staying in heaven with them.

These were the exact words that Sniper needed to hear. There is no debate: Mr. and Mrs. Mundy are his parents.

I think his arc of finding his "real" parents already stood on its own but with the additional context that his relationship with his adoptive parents were tumultuous at best, it made the emotional impact of both, stronger in hindsight.

[daddy-ul]

This is the most relatable lie he has ever told.

[riisume]

It wholeheartedly feels devastating to be more or less accused of leading someone on.

I know I’m clingy, friendly, bratty, and affectionate with people, especially with those who I feel close to, but I said multiple times that I wasn’t romantically interested and they didn’t take me seriously before I mentioned I have a partner.

I just should not be friends with CisHet men, they’re awful to me more times than not. And I know this one who had feelings for me didn’t view me as a guy which really makes me feel fucking gross, sick, and objectified.

I need better friends who won’t do that shit and who I can spend a lot of time with, but making and maintaining friends is so difficult for me…

[aceyspacey33]

all i want is to makeout while enter sandman is playing

is that too much to ask

[p0w3rslav3]

I sent my dad the news that Trump wanted to make Greenland US territory and it had a clip of Denmark’s prime minister in it, and he fucking said Lars Ulrich looked even more like a women than her. I found that funny

[importantpeachfury]

Lars you need to lock in and not become a hermit ! >:(

[gnarlygoth]

oh em gee its beebee nose !! bee bee nose miku !!!

sup

[mrentrapta]

I just realized Pati luPone is in Steven universe, I mean I knew but guys... it's Pati luPone

Like Broadway Pati luPone, no wonder they never rebooted it her ass is DEFINITELY not coming back

I am still wondering how tf they even got her in the 1st place

But anyways LARS OF THE STARSSSSS RAHHHHHHHH😋

[gnarlygoth]

50 NOTES AND ILL ORDER THE POOTIS PLUSH [ or if quazies likes this ]

[hikingsuper]

GUYS LARS UNIVERSE TOMORROW 🗣️

[gnarlygoth]

mullet 🤤

Old meme but anyways