#learn one new thing every day

[buwheal]

Mr. Spamton, have you ever tried sewing before? The patterns some people draft up are bamboozling to the mind, for sure...

-Silly woman who tried, but only managed to stitch together lopsided "pillows" from t-shirts and stuff them with cotton balls

[peteytheparrot]

Naw bro y’all are making my OCs seem more interesting then they actually are ☠️☠️ /j

Every time this happens though I’m like well it’s intentional NOW 😈😈😈😈

[dykrophone]

multishipping is a superpower you neeeeeeeeeeed to have when you love getting into shitty gay media with found family because OF course they're going to make an incest map of all the characters and your otp will almost definitely not be endgame. of course they're going to pair the main guy and girl together as endgame just because. and I mean you COULD be a hater about it and curse the writers and throw a four year long fit but it's so much more fun when you just make your peace with the fact that this was always going to happen and pretend everyone is in a happy little polycule as they go through 18575879 different pairings you know aren't going to last because fandom and just the experience of being a fan is so much more fun that way!!!

[wereh0gz]

The Minecraft movie would've been so good if they'd just. Made it in earnest

[zipzapzopzoop]

"Sasparilla! My teeth are back!"

Bud Robinson | Meet the Robinsons (2007)

[beanghostprincess]

This is a wierd headcanon, but which Strawhats do you think have the "cilantro tastes like soap" gene? And who actually enjoys it? I bet Luffy would still eat it if he had that gene

I gotta be honest with you, I had to look for that thing on Google because I had no idea what were you talking about. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE HAVE THAT???????? IS THAT A THING????? Okay, so people just- They just eat cilantro and it tastes like soap for them or???? WhAt- But, anyway, I was talking with a friend about this because it's a really specific ask and we basically said:

Luffy definitely has that but he doesn't even know. He just eats soap one day and says "Oh! This tastes like cilantro!" and the crew looks at him with the most judgemental faces in the whole fucking world. To him, it's: Soap tastes like cilantro gene.

Sanji has that gene but only because it would be extremely hilarious for little Sanji to just- Fucking hate cilantro for no reason and Zeff going insane. (Also, he'd be the only Vinsmoke to have that it would be another proof of him being different from them and a mistake, yadda yadda yadda)

Idk if more straw hats would have it because, gotta be honest anon, it IS very specific and I have no more ideas left. I do think Robin would end up telling them about the gene and Sanji would be like: Damn I called my father very nasty stuff for this shit. And Luffy would just keep eating soap.

[angelbambisworld]

WARNING:NSFW!!!

I finally did it. I sought out Gene's sex tape despite everyone's warning not to. Here are my following thoughts(In no particular order)

1. Why does my silly little pookie bear have everything off except for his shirt? He's so silly 🥰 Show us your tits, damn it!🤬

Also his pants were still around his ankles but that's pretty small potatoes compared to all the other shit.

2. I don't know why the tape is in black and white. I wanna see Gene blow that girls back out in glorious technicolor, goddamnit!

3. People clown on Gene for doing that girl while Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" played in the background but idk. There's something oddly adorable about a guy who hypes himself up as this nefarious hot daddy sex god and he's fucking someone to a slow and sweet love song. What a fucking goofball. I love this man.

4. Yeah the sex was kinda mid but like idk what people expected. I think Gene was like in his 50s or 60s when the tape came out. Old people just fuck differently than young people. That's just how it is sometimes. Unfortunately I still am in good faith that he could get me off. It's Gene, after all 😅

5. That rockstar dick list wasn't lying, Gene is of average size and I want that thing in my mouth so so bad😭. It seriously looks mouthwatering delicious to me(But maybe thats just the insomnia talking rn. I've been up all night 🥲 When i could be going Uh! All Night with Gene instead😂🤣😭)

I swear the only way out of my obsession with him is through euthanization

6. At one point Gene tries to kiss the girl but she keeps turning away from him(See this is why it should've been me he was fucking. He would've walked out of that room COVERED in lipstick marks.)

7. I'm shocked there was no pussy eating at any point. Disappointed!

8. Even back then, Gene's ass was fat and jiggly. And I pray it continues to stay that way forever 😤🙏🙏

9. Gene's dad bod has me going positively bonkers as usual🥵

Overall, I thought it was...Interesting, to say the very least. Its definitely not as disgusting as everyone hypes it up to be, in my eyes. But now I know what sex with Gene Simmons is like(At least how it was for that girl, whoever she was) and the worst part is???

All this new information I've learned only makes me want him MORE!!!😭😭😭

I truly am Gene's nastiest fangirl.

[personinthepalace]

Odd Squad agents in Tiny Time Travel and Dino Dana -> thanks to @serendertothesquad for the heads up!

[pardonmydelays]

i also think it's kinda cool how tyler makes me want to learn stuff

[b4kuch1n]

dip pen ink comm batch 4 complete! for Ezechiel, @ohwwhuv, and Leo :]

[kuromi-hoemie]

i am once again thinking about The Boy

not the movie lol

[redgitanako]

Had to learn how to give injections a week ago, and the first day my hands have been shaking terribly, and on the second I've been panicking for like an hour after, but now it's going quick and quite easy, also we got kids' bandaids with silly faces printed on them and mom giggled when I put them on her :)

[clowndensation]

on my hands and knees. matt smith could you be in something i'm fucking interested in watching.

[icewindandboringhorror]

finally finished all of one character's entire quests/optional dialogue/questions/etc.... 100,000 words... .... aughhh

[skrunksthatwunk]

why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.