#lee!shisui

[bakapandy]

Another sketch dump based on twitter suggestions!

[animeomegas]

There’s a tik tok trend where people refer to their partner as their spouse (when they’re in the bf gf stage) to see their reaction and I think this would just be too cute with the Naruto boys monarch😫😩 the alpha referring to the omegas as their husband to other ppl even when they’re dating 😫

Awww, so cute! I think they'd all have funny reactions haha. Here are my thoughts, Queen <3

If you referred to them as your husband before marriage:

Where's my ring? Where's my ring? Give me my ring then. Give it! Let's get married now, why wait, let's go: Naruto, Shikamaru, Lee, (non-massacre) Itachi

*Existential crisis*: Sasuke, Kankuro, Kakashi

Is this a hint?? Am I supposed to propose?? Did they mean to say it? Did they say it because it was easier? Panic, panic, panic: Shino, Yamato

Eh, you probably just wanted to say the more simple thing and move on. It helps people take your relationship more seriously, whatever: Kiba, Haku, Shisui (makes a flirty joke about it though)

Is a normal person, so he feels warm, maybe fantasises about what it'll be like when you do get married, but knows that it doesn't mean you have to get married right then and there: Chouji

Tingling nerves and anticipation. He WILL take this as meaning you're going to propose soon. If you don't propose within 3 months of saying this, he will be SAD: Neji

Assumes you said it by mistake. Corrects you: Gaara, Sai

WHAT?! Husband... ah, sdjfdjfhgdjfgsdfhg: Iruka, also Lee

Don't call him that: (canon) Itachi

[uchihaculture]

Masashi Kishimoto illustration for Naruto worldwide popularity poll.

[mikyapixie]

So I recently found this image on Twitter (I refuse to call it X). So of course I liked it & wanted to post it here but then I realized there's a lot of pictures on this one ⬆️ that I've never seen before & So I got to lookin & found them!!! HOORAY!!! 🎉🥳🎊 But of course, like always I went into a Naruto rabbit hole & found lots of great pictures that I had to share here!!! 😁😁😁 P3

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[kakashixhatakesxwhore]

CAN WE GET A ALBUMS YHEY WOULD FUCK WITH PART TWO? any characters u want!!

teehee i didn't know y'all rocked w the first - lmk if i missed anyone, or if you want a girls version/an akatsuki version - thank you so much for the request!! :)

Albums I Think They Would Fuck With 2

They: Choji, Kiba, Shino, Sai, Neji, Lee, Kankuro, Gaara, Shisui, Gai, Asuma, Yamato, Jiraiya

Summary: Which of my fav albums I think each of my fav Naruto men would enjoy the most - also a classic rock recommendation list (if you rock w the character, you'd probably get down to the album)

Fav not here? Try part 1, or send me a request!

Masterlist💿

Choji

Without a Net (Live) by The Grateful Dead

Choji would be soooo salty that he never got to go to a Dead show, because he doesn't think their studio albums hold a candle to their live performances. That said, he would adore the Grateful Dead, without long and experimental their songs are (there's something to appreciate about not having to flip the record for an hour, instead of forty minutes).

Kiba

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Deadass, he would think Pet Sounds is a much better album than Sgt. Pepper, and there is no way to convince him otherwise. Kiba would want to be a Wilson brother.

Shino

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel

Ugh, so relaxing, so dreamy, and so easy to sing along. Shino would so love this album, because it would relax him in a way that only Si & Garf could.

Sai

Begin Here by The Zombies

Sai would love the shredding vocals and how full the music is, even the sad songs - the lyrics from multiple songs off this album would speak to him on multiple levels.

Neji

Deliver by The Mamas and The Papas

Melancholic but gentle, while still delivering strong, hopeful messages? Yeah, pen Neji down rn.

Lee

Love Grows & Other Gems by Edison Lighthouse

Screaming and crying over this - Lee would be so taken by the love songs, and he'd be whistling the darling melodies all the time. Even the ballads, Lee would be singing so beautifully.

Kankuro

Thirty Three & 1/3 by George Harrison

Would love the jazz, love the symbolism, love George Harrison. Kankuro would find this album chock-full of bangers. Not one of these tunes would be skipped, not until Kankuro has experienced it (he also will turn back the needle if he felt he wasn't appreciating a song properly).

Gaara

The Stranger (Legacy Edition) by Billy Joel

Needs to be the Legacy Edition, because Gaara fucks with the B-side heaviest (y'all need to indulge rn). He literally cries to Billy Joel's voice, and loves to forget about things while he listens to this album.

Shisui

Moving by Peter, Paul and Mary

Happy cries to this album over memories that aren't even his. He wouldn't be able to stop himself from singing along, especially to Puff and Tiny Sparrow.

Gai

Tommy by The Who

He would go an see the live show - and he would think that Tommy was a real person (before he sits down to chew on the possibility of a deaf, dumb, and blind kid being a pinball champion). Gai would still find the spirit of Tommy to be an inspiration and a testament to the power of youth.

Asuma

Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin

Hot damn, what is there to say? Asuma would literally wish he was John Bonham (Jimmy Page would be a far too ambitious pick, and he would know that, but never admit it).

Yamato

It Ain't Me Babe by The Turtles

Awe, sweetie!!! He would love this album for the love songs, but tell everyone he loved it for the revolution ballads (also lowk hates the stereo recordings, but finds mono too boring).

Jiraiya

Monty Python Sings by the Monty Python troupe

Oh, he fucks with regular music too, of course. But these. These songs would make him laugh so hard, on top of being so strangely good, and he would fuck with the Monty Python movies so hard.

[lemonkage]

NARUTOP 99

By kishimoto

Love hashiramas sword??

[all-naruto-polls]

MOST OVERRATED character?

Minato Namikaze, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Itachi Uchiha, Hinata Hyuga, Shisui Uchiha, Rock Lee, Iruka Umino, Obito Uchiha, Others (put it in the tags).

[kankuroplease]

Tattoo Shop AU “Master Post”

I organized the au with by tags and connections so it will be a little easier to navigate~

💋 involved romantically

⛓️ just a spacer

🥚 their child

🌶️ It’s complicated (but spicy)

💍 married

Hinata - Hanabi ⛓️ Toneri 🌶️

Itachi - Hana 🌶️

Kakashi - copy and paste 🥚 ⛓️ Gai ⛓️ Obito and Rin 💋

Madara - Hashi💍Mito 💋 ⛓️ Michi 🥚 ⛓️ Izuna ⛓️ Tsunade ⛓️ Orochimaru

Naruto - Chiha ⛓️ Kushina ⛓️ Minato ⛓️ Shikamaru 🌶️ ⛓️ Tenten ⛓️ Choji ⛓️Ino

Neji - Lee ⛓️ Michi 💍⛓️ Tenten❔

Obito - Ryu 🥚 ⛓️ Rin and Kakashi 💋

Rin - Iruka ⛓️ Shizune ⛓️ Ryu🥚 ⛓️ copy and paste🥚 ⛓️ Kakashi and Obito💋

Sai - Ino 💋

Sakura - Ino ⛓️ Gaara 💋 ⛓️ Temari ⛓️ Kankuro ⛓️ Sasori ⛓️ Baki ⛓️ Deidara

Sasuke - Sui💍Ka ⛓️ Jugo

Shisui

Yamato - Genma 💋

Age Ranges 👥

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Art tag - only art from this au

Info tag - important information about the AU/Characters

HCs - bleeds a little into the info tag but is mostly fun add-ons

[x-authorship-x]

I loved your Tenten/Shisui post-drabble and I was curious to ask, is there any other Shisui ship you might like with the Konoha 12 (except imouto Ino and cousin Sasuke ofc)?

Hey Anon!

Hmmm, TenTen was completely off the cuff tbh... But let me see what I can do.

Disclaimer: I'm going to have to point out that I look at ships I write and ships I read in very different ways. Reading pairings is completely up to how well the writer convinces me, I only have a few combinations that I dislike and won't move past. Writing... My writing is a bit too complicated for that, I really struggle with just slapping characters together. If you've read my previous shipping posts, I generally try to find a common ground/harmony between people. I'm Ace, it's just how I define romance and relationship, and ships...well, theoretically anyone can sleep together. To me, shipping is the meeting of personalities so just... Bear that in mind. I can't just write about people being hot lmao

Shisui, as a meeting of characters, is very very good for shipping. In Narutoverse, people are defined by their devotion to causes, people, their own "nindo". Shisui can skew in lots of directions; on one hand, he's a sweetheart with undying devotion; on the other, there is nothing he's unwilling to do for his cause, he can torture and deceive and it will be worth it for the result. So much potential!

Disclaimer: this is if I personally could write it, not a condemnation of shipping or characters

For the Rookie Nine Generation:

TenTen: you came here because of this so~

Lee: nah, there's a difference between dating someone younger and dating Gai's pseudo son and Shisui just would NOT

Neji: there is a huge potential here for the bonding of older geniuses who have their whole lives laid out for them in the service of their younger, Heir cousin. Shisui's Mangekyou ensured that no one could ever really control him, he was tied only by the devotion and obedience that he himself cultivated. Neji, however, has (sorry for the heavy handed metaphor) clipped wings; the stronger he gets, the more vital it is that the Elders keep him under tight control. I think they could have marvellous angst as well as a lot of tenderness. Mirroring each other, opposites of each other, Neji may deeply resent Shisui's freedom and Shisui might lament the clarity of status within the Hyuuga. Neji may also understand that if anyone can help him break free, it would be Shisui and Shisui would definitely help him. We could get a lot of Uchiha-Hyuuga friction, the spare nephews coming together despite this

Shikamaru: this is a bit of a funny one. The chances of Shisui getting involved with the Commander's son are so slim it's hilarious, also Shisui is all about speed and terrifying precision and giving his all 100% of the time, literally the opposite of Shikamaru for most of the series (the precision is there but it's often late or acknowledged but unused). However, after the war? Shikamaru is jaded, he's sharpened by wartime, he's brutal, but I still don't think they'd align. Shisui has been this all along and I don't think he'd be able to forgive Shikamaru intentionally dragging his feet for so long, just as I think Shikamaru would look into Shisui's darkness and go "hmm, troublesome". It's funny though because I'm imagining Shikaku's reaction and it involves almost swallowing his cigarette 🤣

Ino: no. Just... No. Even if they weren't basically related in my mind, the mess of personalities would be massively entertaining but also deeply disturbing and now I'm like agshqjskqka ewwwwww~

Chouji: this is cute only because they are both cute, wholesome people who deserves warmth and acceptance and domestic bliss. Maybe Chouji would be strong enough to hold Shisui even in his darkness, maybe they'd be viciously protective in the field but soft and warm at home. As people, they would be a good pair only because they'd know how to be good to someone else. But can I see them together-together? No ❤️ Shisui would be a great surprise groomsmen at Chouji's wedding though, maybe I should write a spin-off about him babysitting all of InoShikaCho...

Naruto: Shisui would rather jump off that cliff again ✨ a lot of people would push him (for his own good)

Sasuke: 🤡 no

Sakura: Ino would leave no survivors. There is a lot of cuteness in this ship, a lot of great art, but it's not gonna happen in my writing ✌️

Hinata: she's shy but strong, Shisui would be great for her self esteem and her growth as both a person and a Shinobi. I'm not sure Hinata wouldn't just heavily remind Shisui of Itachi. As it is, they would be great friends, really good for each other as people, but romantic? Not in my books, tbh

Kiba: I don't think Shisui would be able to handle meeting Hana's eyes, not even getting into the rest of it. They picked their siblings up from school together, Shisui and Hana and Itachi, and it's just... 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Shino: I'm sorry but Shino wouldn't want Shisui 🤣 like with Hinata, there is such potential for understanding and growth and companionship but not romance

🎉Bonus Round!🎉

Temari: this is a great ship, just because of the Wind Country antics. Would this classify as a political marriage? Temari is brash and strong but also manipulative, I feel like they'd get on a treat. She's a proper spitfire, Shisui knows exactly how to push buttons without getting REALLY in trouble. Also I love love love the idea that Gaara might be Kazekage but Temari is her father's Heir and she's a princess too, Shisui is technically her foreign diplomat kept husband. Also Shisui would be A MENACE with mirages and his speed across the plains and dunes... *Dreamy sigh*

Gaara: the ANGST, the TENDERNESS. Shukaku is losing his fucking mind that the person Gaara dates is the Uchiha with the ability to rewrite reality and this has the potential to be absolutely hilarious. Also Gaara's ultimate defence shield against Shisui's Shunshin would be so so fun, wandering the dunes together and being murder husbands with gentle words ❤️‍🔥 Shisui, through growing up with Itachi and also helping Tenzo, will be well versed in helping Gaara navigate his lack of socialisation as well as bloodlust, Gaara will be able to look into Shisui's darkness and touch him very delicately and deliberately. This whole thing screams knowing silences, dramatic landscapes and very carefully chosen words with a wealth of meaning behind them. Also imagine the serial killer AUs. Yes, yes I have been revisiting Hannibal (TV) fanfic.

Kankuro: this has the potential for play and for bite. Lots of discussion of masks, the sanitisation of Shinobi life, the performance of it all. Kankuro is snarky, he would rather have the last word and be killed for it than let something lie, and this would be unsettling as much as it would...scratch an itch in Shisui. The ability to wound your partner without irreparably harming a relationship would be something... good, maybe. Sometimes you need to be gentle and careful and other times you need to lash out and have a partner who will meet you blow for blow, like two waves crashing together. And afterwards, you are panting and bleeding but you're also alive and the other person has proved that they are too, that you're equal matches, and that would be very good for Shinobi. Kankuro also has a mischievous, playful side that matches Shisui. They can act out, Shisui will get away with it and Kankuro might not, and it would be a shared game and camaraderie between them. They absolutely fuck with people, the more scandalous the better, and their favourite victims/audience are politicians during fancy meetings they attend as part of the Kage entourages (Diplomat Shisui + Advisor Kankuro, anyone?) They also take a lot of pride in embarrassing Gaara+Sasuke+Ino+Temari+Itachi

This is a lot, probably way more than you signed up for, but...enjoy! ✨

[animeomegas]

can we get the naruto boys reacting to an alpha with horrible eyesight but they refuse to wear glasses because it doesn't make them look as "badass"?

(Me when I was 14 😭)

"You have to wear them! They help you! What if someone ambushes you because you aren't wearing glasses and don't see them and then you die?! Just wear them, you look the great in them!": Shikamaru (if you have very bad eyesight), Lee

"Please just wear them darling, for me?": Gaara, Yamato, Haku

Raises an eyebrow and sends you a *look* whenever he sees you not wearing your glasses: Iruka, Chouji, Hayate, Minato

"Are you suggesting that my glasses don't make me look badass?" (corners you into choosing between wearing glasses and insulting him): Shino, (non-massacre) Itachi

Is a massive jerk and refuses to read signs/menus for you when you can't. "If you wore your glasses, you wouldn't have to ask now would you?": Neji, Kakashi, Kankuro

Laughs at you for being a weirdo: Naruto, Kankuro (again), Shisui

"Listen babe, you're a badass baddie knockout with or without glasses, I promise. So please put them on.": Kiba

*Shrugs* Whatever. If you want to not see things, that's not really his problem lol: Shikamaru (if you have minorly bad eyesight), Sai

"You must never repeat this to anyone but... me too.": SASUKE, (canon) Itachi

[evilkitten3]

idea - naruto/atla fusion. but it's crack

*voice over* water. earth. fire. air. long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked. only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. but when the world needed her most...

*screen shows the silhouette of a woman with dark red hair tied up in buns*

*voice over* ...she vanished. a hundred years passed, and my cousin and i found the new avatar, a boy named naruto.

*there's a record scratch; the camera pulls back to show naruto's legs sticking out of a snow drift; the speaker is revealed to be...*

sasuke: and if this idiot is supposed to save us, we're screwed.

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Starring:

Uzumaki Naruto, as the Avatar

Uchiha Sasuke, as the World's Angriest Waterbender

Uchiha Shisui, as Guy With Stick

Haruno Sakura, as the Greatest Earthbender of All Time (or possibly just someone who's really, REALLY good at hitting stuff)

Hyuuga Hinata, as the Banished Prince(ss)

Hyuuga Neji, as Beleaguered Chaperone/Firebending Teacher

Hyuuga Hiashi, as Fire Lord

Hyuuga Hizashi, as Sad Backstory Dead Guy

Hyuuga Hanabi, as Tiny Princess Murder Machine

Tenten, as Knife Girl

Rock Lee, as The Fast And The Flippyous (no this is not bc of the name i only just realized that as i was typing this)

Uchiha Itachi, as Sad Backstory Dead Guy 2 Electric Boogaloo (kya. he's kya. i refuse to deprive sasuke of his brother issues)

Jiraiya, as Insane Rock King

Senju Tsunade, as Depressed Firebender Who Deserted

Orochimaru, as Man In Mansion With Sword

The Sand Siblings, as the Kyoshi Warriors

and of course...

The Nine-Tailed Demon Fox Kurama, as a Sky Fox-Bison

[scarareg]

Shikamaru,Lee,Gaara,Shisui,Sasori and Deidara are in the TOP 20! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!

[mikyapixie]

So I recently found this image on Twitter (I refuse to call it X). So of course I liked it & wanted to post it here but then I realized there's a lot of pictures on this one ⬆️that I've never seen before & So I got to lookin & found them!!! HOORAY!!! 🎉🥳🎊 But of course, like always I went into a Naruto rabbit hole & found lots of ygreat pictures that I had to share here!!!😁😁😁 P1

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[tsarisfanfiction]

Hello! For the fanfic guessing game, how about 'relax', 'open' and 'smile'?

Ooh, those are unusually happy words to feature on my blog... I'll see what I can find!

I'll see if I can grab a couple of examples for each from different fandoms, because I know I have a wide variety of fandoms in my followers, so here goes:

Relax

Snippet #1 (Riordanverse)

Ordinarily, Apollo would be slightly concerned at shutting demigods away, especially in somewhere as subtly hazardous as the Underworld, but in this case, where it was very much potentially life or death and life was rather ironically the option associated with the Underworld, it helped him relax a little.

Snippet #2 (Thunderbirds)

Maybe that was the secret to getting him to relax?  Hell knew Scott’s hair was usually guarded by hair gel and a warning glare if anyone dared try to mess with it.  Gordon filed that theory away for later experimentation.

Open

Snippet #1 (Riordanverse)

Luckily, Apollo seemed disinclined to ask this time, and instead shepherded them all towards the open, imposing doors.  “Let’s not keep Lord Zeus waiting any longer,” he insisted, and the demigods all hurried to obey, whether because they were worried about disobeying Apollo or upsetting Zeus, Lee wasn’t sure.  He was personally more worried about Zeus than his dad, but the way Luke was sending wary looks Apollo’s way, maybe not all of them had the same thoughts.

Snippet #2 (Thunderbirds)

“I can’t see.  Got a silhouette but not much more.  Give me your torch.”  He dropped the glowstick and kept his hand open for Virgil’s gear.  It landed in his hand and he carefully manoeuvred it down before turning it on.

Smile

Snippet #1 (Naruto)

Obito knew Shisui, remembered the kid with unusually curly hair and a smile as bright as the sun.  Shuriken flying as he helped him train, then sulking as his younger cousin bested him even though Obito was the shinobi and he was barely in the academy.

Snippet #2 (One Piece)

“Mellorine,” he trilled, offering his arm for her to take.  Her eyes rolled in a manner not too unlike Nami-swan’s, but she accepted it with a wry smile.  That smile reminded him of someone, but who, exactly, eluded him, and he didn’t dwell.  “Allow me to escort you to your freedom.”  This time the smile was wider.

Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game