As if I needed any more incentive to go down this rabbit hole, my dad got me this for my birthday lmao
There's a fun timeline in there too, I haven't read ahead yet, but I did check to see where I am (Currently reading book 4) and. Well. I guess there's still a bit to go lmao
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out of context line ! !
drive-by tagged by @fortunatetragedy and it's wendesday and i'm about be outta town for a couple of days so let's freaking go.
this one's from Poppy's "about" page on her dedication website where a third of The Singularity Project will be hosted.
I thought the biggest reveal after his death would be that I was adopted (which I am and I’ve known this since I was at least 10), but apparently I was stupidly wrong.
family secrets? i'm sure it's all well and good.
no-pressure tagging @wrencatte, @kairahara, @emperorharuhi, @justa-rat, @opaleyedprince and you who gazes upon this post.
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57. caliente
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transcript under the cut
Mia - What do you think they’re talking about, mom?
Pandora - He’s pestering Serena for those guitar lessons again isn’t he? Let me see if I can free her from your dad.
Mia - [ chuckles ] Good luck with that, mama.
Nina - So Miaaaaaa, do you know about the latest gossip?
Mia - Umm no? Spill it now!!
Dina - Wellllllllllll, a woman, who I cannot disclose who she is because she made us sign a contract to not tell her name ever, showed up here at Katrina’s house with a baby in her arms!
Nina - And guess who the father is?
Mia - No way… Don?!?
Dina - Bingo, baby! That the rat would cheat on her is honestly no surprise but um, can you imagine, him, a father? Obviously she threw his ass on the streets-
Mia - What? Wait, but what about the child?
Nina - I’m sure they’re alright, Mia. I don’t wanna be mean but, you didn’t really expect Katrina to take them in after being cucked right?
Mia - Well… No, but it feels wrong. It’s just... it’s a baby, alone, with Don.
Dina - I’m sure they’re alright. He’s not in Oasis anymore, pretty sure he took the baby and went to Windenburg to a guy named Münch? Anyways, enough about Don and his shenanigans, I have some good news to tell you!!
Mia - I’m scared, actually…
Dina - I’m dating someone! [ excitedly ] It’s Mortimer!!
Mia - Mortimer….. as in Mortimer Goth??? Your late husband’s brother in law? Wasn’t he married?
Dina - Well technically, he still is, but Bella is nowhere to be found. The police have been searching for her, but nothing-
Nina - Personally, I think that’s fucking weird. She might not be dead, you know. Imagine she comes back to her husband and you’re there with him, plus you were married to her brother-
Dina - Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. It’s not like we planned it! We just found love in each others comfort, it happened.
Nina - [ snorts ] Love.
Dina - Everyone supports me on this and I know If mom was here she would too…
Nina - [ eyeroll ]
Mia - [ clears throat ] If you’re happy, we’re happy, right Nina?
Nina - Hmfp, I suppose…
Dina - Oh c’mon! Please be happy for me, sis! ……Aaaanddd if you
think about it, Dina Goth has such a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
Mia - [ laughs ]
Nina - You’re delusional, but I am happy for you.
Serena - What's happening babe? Why are they chanting the name 'Dina Goth'?
Mia - [ giggles ] Welcome to my family, mi amor.
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