#lesbian deadpools 15k follower celebration

[lesbian-deadpool]

For 15k! :)

"What have you done?" you asked as soon as Natasha stepped foot in your shared apartment.

"What?" she tried to feign confusion, acting all innocent, "I don't know what you're talking about."

Her words were met with an unconvinced squint.

"You often forget that I know you, Nat. I can tell when you're hiding something from a mile off. So, what is it?"

When the red-head pulled her arms out from behind her back, you gave a deep sigh, closing your eyes and shaking your head.

"Natasha-"

"I know what you're going to say, and I-"

"You can't keep doing this!"

"But it's just a little baby," she cooed in reply, pulling the small tabby kitten up to her cheek, the tiny creature mewing in agreement with her "reasoning".

"Yes, but that 'little baby' will soon grow up into a full cat."

"Liho needs a brother! He gets lonely when we're not here."

"That's why we have Lasher." You gestured your palm out towards the German Shepherd. "And our two other cats." Your hand moved, now directed towards the trio of cats at the cat condo, a black cat named Liho, a tortoise shell named Lady, and a Russian Blue named Igor.

Pushing the kitten out towards you, Natasha said, "Look at his little face and tell him he can't stay here."

You sighed deeply as you looked into the fluffy things green eyes, eyes that reminded you of the woman holding him, the woman you fell in love with. With her big stupid heart that lead her into bringing strays home and begging for them to stay.

Rubbing your hand across your eyes, you uttered, "Fine..." Natasha smiled excitedly, pulling the kitten to her chest, bouncing lightly on her toes. "But-" You pointed at her. "This is the last time, I swear to God, Natasha."

The red-head nodded knowingly, eyes shining with all the other animals she would eventually rescue.

"His name's Tiger."

[lesbian-deadpool]

Congratulations. 15k followers is quiet big number

(It’s been so long since I hit 15k, but here I am doing some more that I have in my asks)

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“Should... Should we be stopping them?” your question cam up confused, thanks to what was happening before your eyes.

“No.” Melina shrugged, as she continued chopping vegetables in the kitchen.

Her nonchalant reaction to her grown children, fighting -trying to choke each other out- on the living room floor of their parents house.

All the while Alexei continued building his model plane at the dining room table, peaceful and in his element, paying his children no mind.

“Uh... but... Yelena’s starting to turn red,” you pointed out, a worried tone tinting your voice.

“Natasha, loosen your hold on your sister,” the brunette woman called over her shoulder, your girlfriend listening immediately. Her grip still holding the random curtain around Yelena’s throat, the redness in the blondes face slowly fading as they continued with their fight.

A confused sound poured from the back of your throat, eyes glued onto the two sisters, as the parents carried on with their hobbies.

“They do this all the time,” Melina explained.

“It’s normal,” came Alexei’s words next, tweezers held against the model as he glued a piece on, “They’ll finish up soon enough.”

“Okay...”

“Welcome to the family.” Melina smiled over to you.

Talk about meeting your partners family for the first time.

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"Hey, honey."

"Y/N," Natasha said fearfully, "What are you doing here?"

"This is my room too, you know," you pointed out with a smile, "We kinda share it."

"Well, um... I was just..."

"Opening your Christmas presents and taping them back up. How many did you get through?"

"None!"

"Natasha..." you replied sternly, raising a brow.

"One. Okay three- Seven!"

A laugh poured through your lips, shaking your head at your red-headed girlfriend, coming further into the room and flopping onto the bed beside her.

"Our kids are gonna get this from you, aren't they?"

"I've gotta teach you how to hide them better before that."

"Hey! I hid them perfectly well!

"You asked Clint to keep them in his room!"

If only she knew that the presents she just opened were duds, and the real ones were still well and truly hidden in a place she would never think to look.

Wade's house, under all of his stolen "treasures".

[lesbian-deadpool]

congratulations on 15K !! ✨

(Thank you!! Sorry these have been taking a lil while guys, been dealing with/doing stuff)

You were just a spectator, sweaty and panting from your own workout as you stood on the sidelines, gulping down the cold water from your bottle. Bucky by your side. And Maria on the other.

If it was even possible, the sight in front of you made your mouth dry out more than exercising did.

"She's dead lifting one hundred and thirty-five pounds," you stated, then, "I'm gonna marry her one day."

"Y/N, you're not even going out with her," Bucky pointed out with a humoured chuckle.

"Doesn't matter. She will be my wife."

"Bit forward there aren't you, Y/N?"

Turning to Maria, you answered her question with your own, "How do you think I should propose to her?"

"A wooded area, at night." You, along with your two friends span to find who the voice came from. Only to find Natasha's recently reunited sister, Yelena. "Make sure there's fire flys around."

"Fire flys?"

"Yeah." She nodded. "She'll tell you once you start dating. Oh, and she's also a sucker for chocolate covered strawberries."

"Does this mean I have your blessing?" You teased.

"You're better than anyone else here."

You were quiet for a few moments, watching as the blonde left, Bucky and Maria trying to stifle their laughter.

"I'll take that as a compliment. You do know that she thinks I'm better than you two right?"

That got them to shut up.

But little did you know that Natasha had heard the whole conversation.

And she would be gushing to Yelena about it later that day.

The blonde Russian was going to need a lot of vodka.

[lesbian-deadpool]

do this one because i love her sm (its lizzie just in case you cant tell bc you're a big fucking idiot)

(How dare you? Lol)

"Wanda! Wanda! Help me! Help me!"

Said witch looked over from the conversation she was having with Tony and Natasha, only to find you and her brother playing around in the water.

You dunking Pietro's head deep into the ocean, mockingly trying to drown him.

"Oh, no," she said dryly, "Y/N, please stop."

"Help me, Wanda!"

"You see, I would," she told the boy now gasping for breath, as you allowed them to talk before you inevitably started your assault once more, "But I just don't want to."

"Some sister you are!" his yell was cut of with a gargling sound, and you evil laughter as you dunked him once more.

"Goodbye, Pietro. You will be dearly missed."

[lesbian-deadpool]

for 15k

While the two widows and their surrogate father were distracted, Natasha by the man's words, and Yelena with what he was doing to her arm, you took the opportunity to grab the blonde's free arm and copying Alexei's movements.

All the while saying, "Flippy-flappy, flippy-flappy."

Slowly, Yelena turned to look at you, before she swiftly tore her arm from the man's hold, and her fist flew into your nose.

"Oh- Fuckin' hell!" you yelled, clutching your nose, "Am I bleeding?"

"Sadly, no," she said in her thick Russian accent.

"Did you really have to hit them?"

Yelena shrugged at her sister.

Alexei's booming laugh sounded through the air, pulling both widows into his sides by their shoulders.

"That's my girls!"

"I'm in pain!"

"Oh, shut up, you big baby."

"Yelena, be nice," Natasha said, "Only I get to bully them."

"Rude!"

[lesbian-deadpool]

"Yel-" Natasha paused in the doorway, the middle of her brows meeting. "What the hell-?"

"Meow."

"Right." She nodded. "Are you drunk?"

Before Yelena could sass her reply, Natasha turned to where your legs hung over the bed, back firmly on the ground, as you giggled up at the ceiling.

Yelena pointed over to you, "They started it."

"And who drew the nose and whiskers on your face?"

"We were watching Friends," you informed the red-head, sitting up now, head popping up over the side of the bed, showing the drawn on facial hair on your face.

"Of course you were."

A flush came from the bathroom.

Natasha sighed.

"Who else is here?"

Her question was answered by the door opening.

And there stood Sam.

"Hi!" He smiled drunkenly, pointing across his forehead, bringing attention to the writing that was there. "I'm Sam."

Natasha looked blankly into the space in front of her, as peels of laughter poured from the three of you.

"I hate it here."

[lesbian-deadpool]

and this this this for 15k too

"-And now we go to Avenger, Natasha Romanoff, live from the Avengers Compound."

"Hello-" The red-head was cut off by a loud crash echoing through the room. "-Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry."

"Is everything alright over there?" the news reporter asked, voice filled with worry.

"I'm sure everything's-"

"Natasha?!"

"Oh, God. What?"

"Vision tried to boil water with his stone, again!"

"Again?" Natasha asked aghast, watching as you walked into the room.

"Oh, don't you look nice. I'm glad I came up here."

"Y/N-"

"So, you busy? 'Cause I'd like to take you back to my room."

"-I'm on live TV."

You were quiet for a few moments, before... "Shit!"

And that's how everyone found out you and the red-head were dating.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Congrats on the 15K!!!! It was very hard to pick one picture but if you're still doing the event, here's the one I choose

Please and thank you

(Thank you v much! And just an FYI you can send more than one picture!)

"Hello, I'm Wanda Maximoff. Welcome to my crib."

You snorted behind your phone camera, following the brunette through the door.

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"-And this is the kitchen." Steve looked up from his bowl of cereal, looking between you and the witch. "There's no food here. Unless you consider Steve's wood chips edible."

"It's muesli," the blonde corrected.

"Oh no," your voice came from behind the camera, "She's right about that."

---

"-This is the state of the art gym." Wanda looked at the training red-head. "Natasha sleeps here-"

"I don't sleep here."

"You spend enough time here for you too."

"What are you two doing?" Natasha asked, coming forward, water bottle in hand.

"MTV Cribs," you said.

"We only just moved into the compound?" she questioned confusedly.

"Anyway!" The witch waved you to come with her. "Next is the pier. Hopefully, I can push Pietro into the lake."

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"-And this is my bedroom." Wanda jumped onto the bare mattress. "I have to sleep like this. I'm not allowed nice things, like pillows," she smiled, lie obviously coming through. Knowing who was within earshot, just a few rooms away.

"You haven't even spent a night here!" Tony yelled, aghast, "And you act like I don't buy you things!"

"You don't!"

"I'm not buying you a Ferrari, Maximoff!" He shouted, referencing their continuous "fight", "Not when Natasha taught you how to drive!"

"Hey! I drive very well!" the red-head tried to defend herself, as she could be seen pausing in front of the witch's open doorway, from where she was walking down the hallway, heading to her own bare bedroom.

"That's a lie!" you called, causing her to turn to you, with an insulted face.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Norway Nat is my gf btw

"How are the fish babies going for ya'?"

"Good." Natasha nodded, spooning another scoop into her mouth.

"Aren't they supposed to be a garnish or something? Like you're not supposed to just eat it straight from the jar."

The red-head swallowed her food, turning to face where you were sitting in the corner of the couch. Arms laid over the backs, legs stretched out near her, and a big smile upon your face.

"Says the person who ate a box of croutons the other day."

"Shut up."

"Oh, so you can give it but you can't take it?"

"Oh, you fucking know I give it."

Natasha threw her head back with a groan.

"There goes you and your dirty mind again."

"Like you we weren't in bed this morning with you whispering-" your voice cut off into a surprised noise as she shoved the spoon into your mouth, feeding you some of the caviar, causing you to cringe to yourself.

"Shut up."

[lesbian-deadpool]

how about this for 15k congrats for 15k btw

(Thank you!!)

"You are... disgusting," Natasha almost sneered.

"What? What?! What's wrong with what I'm doing?"

"What's right with it?"

"You just let Fanny take a bite of your burger, then continued to eat it."

Your arms raised out by your side, still chewing on your food, Fanny's eyes following the rest of the burger in your hand.

"I have done things way worse." You gestured a finger over at Natasha. "You remember when Clint dares me to eat that random slice of pizza that was on the ground?"

"You did what?!"

"Oh... I guess you weren't there..."

"I can't believe I kiss you."

"Oh, you did more than kiss me that night-"

"Disgusting!" Yelena shouted from the other room.

"I think I'm gonna be sick."

"I also drank a can of cola with a cigarette but in it when I was younger."

[lesbian-deadpool]

CONGRATS ON 15K!!!!

for the picture-drabble thing

this picture gives me life so:)))

(Thank you sm!!)

You thought Natasha was flipping of a random person, or pure fucking air as you strolled down the streets of New York City together, on one of the last warm autumn days of the year.

Looking around for anyone that may of offended her, but you found none.

So, your next move was to lean in close to her, and ask, "Who are you flipping off?"

"Just wait for it."

"Wait for wh-?"

Then it happened.

A screeching sounding through the streets.

Heads turning wildly, everyone trying to find the source of the loud noise.

"What the hell is that?!"

Your question was soon answered, by a crashing sound, and a blonde bird brain landing in front of you, after he rushed haphazardly down a fire escape.

"Do you know how rude that is?" he asked your girlfriend.

"Do you know how rude it is to stalk people?"

"I'm so confused."

"I was just making sure that nothing-" He gestured between the two of you with his pointer fingers. "-Inappropriate happened between you two."

"What are you? Our chaperone?"

"Dude, we've been dating for three years," you pointed out to the man, with squinted eyes, "We've had sex before."

"No you haven't," he gave a chuckled scoff, "You have to be married to have sex."

He was an overprotective idiot.

But still.

You stopped Natasha from pushing out into oncoming traffic.

[lesbian-deadpool]

I love these 15k drabbles so much!! I forget how much fun the avengers bickering can be....

Anyway can you combine these two? If not, maybe just a Hope van Dyne drabble?

(Thank you, they are v fun to write!)

You were in trouble.

You had dragged the two into trouble.

Sitting between Hope Van Dyne and Natasha Romanoff, whilst they were both pissed at you, was not ideal.

"I'm sorry," you said to Hope, turning to Natasha, "I'm really, really sorry."

Natasha looked at you blankly.

"I'm going to kill you." You gulped. "If it weren't for these cuffs-" She jostled the handcuffs that encased her wrists, similar ones around yours and Hope's. "-I would have you on the floor of this van right now, with my hands wrapped around your throat."

Don't do it.

Don't you fucking say it.

"Kinky."

"You two are such baby's," Hope spoke, while Natasha glared daggers at you.

"You seem to like me more than she does, right now," you replied, nodding your head back towards the red-head.

"Trust me I don't."

"Thanks."

"You want me to uncuff you two now, or what?" she then proceeded to ask, raising her hands to show them free from the cuffs, holding them between her fingers.

"How in the fuck did you do that?"

"Take these things off of me so that I can kill them."

"Nat?" you asked in an almost weak, scared voice.

"Well, while the two of you were having your little quarrel. I spat out the bobby pin I had hidden in my mouth, and picked the locks."

"You would be amazing in prison."

"If you do not shut the fuck up, I will be going to prison on murder charges, and not arson charges," Natasha sassed.

Hope shrugged, "You'd probably get off on homicide."

"I'm feeling very unsafe right now."

[lesbian-deadpool]

This

mommy? sorry- mommy?

(... okay, bet lol >:))

The boy was addicted, that much was assured.

Peter Parker loved TikTok and The Avengers were his favourite think to post.

Ranging from Tony Sleep talking in the workshop, all the way to Natasha almost burning down the kitchen... again.

But his most recent one was gaining traction. Fast.

It was a new trend, and he thought it was funny, and apparently so did many others.

It started off as just movements of his phones camera, before it focused on you and Natasha.

The red-head had just gotten back from a mission and was still in her uniform, and you were looking up at her while she spoke like she was a tall glass of water, and you were thirsty beyond belief.

All the while the voice of a man saying, "Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry." Played over it.

Before it was oh so suddenly cut off by Natasha looking over, her brows furrowing at the boys hasty movements with his phone.

Curious as to what he was doing, but decided to just brush it off as 'teenager things'.

That is until clint sent her the video later that night.

"PETER!"

The boys eyes widened comically, before he sprinted from his spot on the couch playing video games with Sam and Bucky, right into the elevator.

He may have chosen to upload that video.

But at that moment, he chose life.

[lesbian-deadpool]

CONGRATS ON THE 15K FOLLOWERS!!!!

You deserve this!!!!!

(Thank you sm! What do I deserve? The pics or followers? Either way, thank you)

Natasha had been waiting for you for hours at this point.

All dolled up and ready to surprise you.

You had just gotten a promotion, and she was never one to let an opportunity pass her to use an occasion as a means for celebration sex.

Sadly though, Tony was the same, only with booze. And a lot of it.

It was nearing 3AM when you stumbled haphazardly through your bedroom door, blurred vision finding Natasha sensually waiting for you on the bed.

Only you didn't know it was Natasha.

"Hello?" you slurred confusedly.

"You're drunk."

"I- I may be."

You were swaying in your place.

Looking down at your feet, you suddenly wanted your shoes off, and so you reached down and tried to untie them, almost falling as you did.

Luckily Natasha was quick enough that she caught you before you could. Pulling you up and holding you upright as you breathed heavily, obviously trying to rid the sudden wave of nausea.

"The walls are moving."

Your girlfriend sighed, and yet a small smile still tugged at her face, because even with your drunk out of your mind, she still adored everything about you.

"Let's get you to bed," she said, beginning to pull your jacket from you, but her movements were soon stopped as you pushed her hands away from you.

"Don't touch me, lady." You stumbled away from her, pulling your loose tie off as you headed for your side of the bed. "I don't even know you. I have a girlfriend. And I love her very, very much," you mumbled into your pillow after you face planed onto your bed.

Natasha kissed your temple, thinking how lucky she was to have you, before removing your shoes and throwing a blanket over you.

You were gonna have such a headache tomorrow.

[lesbian-deadpool]

this for 15k

"Why are you winking at me?"

"Shh. Just go with it."

"Why are you winking at me?" you asked, more urgently this time.

You were beginning to regret offering to take wanda out for lunch after your training. That's when you noticed the flashing lights of cameras out of the corner of your eye.

Looking from the paparazzi back to the witch, spotting her devilish smile, your face blank with zero emotion.

"You really gotta do this?"

"I can't wait to read the magazine headlines tomorrow."

"I hate you." Wanda burst out laughing. "I'm gonna be sleeping on the couch for a week." You rolled your eyes at the girls continued laughter, dropping your knife and fork onto your plate, in favour of placing your head in your hand.