lesbian-deadpool

[lesbian-deadpool]

Wade: We saved our best idea for last!

Colossus: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?

Y/N: 'Cause we didn't know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be shit.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Darcy: If you're feeling bad, it's because I paid a white woman on Etsy to curse you.

(Bonus)

Wanda: I'm in my scammer era.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: If I go to yours later and nobody is in, we can, you know...

Y/N: Have a Nerf fight.

Natasha: That's so hot.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Pietro: Not much could ruin today.

Vision: Greetings.

Pietro: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: You must do something that I was not willing to do all those aeons ago.

Peter Q: FULFILL DESTINY, RIGHT?

Tony: No... get some therapy.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Thor: I just discovered a neat trick! If you make brownies but don't cut them up, you can eat the whole tray and say you only ate one!

(Five minutes later)

Thor: Don't do this.

(Bonus)

Y/N: He ate "three" brownies.

Natasha: So he ate three trays of brownies?

Y/N: Yes.

Natasha: 

Natasha: And you did nothing?

Y/N: I filmed it.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Steve: There is something seriously wrong with you.

Y/N: Yeah, I know.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: Why do we always have to get involved? Can't we just do normal stuff that normal people do, like... go for brunch?

Y/N: What the fuck is brunch?

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N to Natasha: Girl, are you a kettle because you're sooooo hot. And yelling at me.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, high on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted.

Peter and Billy: *Look at each other.*

Peter: ... Only one?

[lesbian-deadpool]

Yelena: The term girlfriend suggests the existence of a girlfoe. This is a service I'm willing to provide.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on.

Y/N: What?

Tony: Am I more beautiful than I was yesterday?

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha: *Stops kissing Y/N* What do you think you're doing?

Y/N: What do you mean?

Natasha: I mean, your hands!

Y/N: ... They're on your waist!

Natasha: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Hello everybody! I would like to share a link of a gofundme for a friend of mine who is in an urgent need for her brain/spine treatment and care. Any amount helps and greatly appreciated. In the link there will be more detail about it.

Here is the link:

https://gofund.me/b64dd798

We would really appreciate your help for sharing and reblog this post. Please spread the words so my friend can reach the amount thats needed. 🥺

Thank you so much everybody!

Cheerio!

[lesbian-deadpool]

[lesbian-deadpool]

🚨Rent Help🚨

My last post lost steam but I still need help with making rent this month. I have a few interviews lined up so fingers crossed! Rent is absurd where I live (well it sucks all around) so any bit helps.

$200/1700

C*shapp: SMaye95

V*nmo: SMaye95

P*ypal: DM for details

My cat and I thank you for your kindness and support!💕

Picture of my cat under the cut 😊

[lesbian-deadpool]

Please send your love and support to Amal Ashour @amalashuor, and her daughter Maryam, who is merely one year and 9 months old. Half of Maryam's life has been spent enduring this genocide in Gaza.

Amal and her family have lost their home, and been displaced multiple times due to bombing. Currently Amal is doing her best to care for her daughter, and to save money in order to evacuate herself, her husband, and her daughter from Gaza.

Right now, Amal desperately needs money in order to feed her family, buy diapers and milk for her daughter, and pay rent for where her family is staying. Maryam is at risk of serious malnutrition unless Amal can get baby food and milk for her. Amal does not have any income other than this fundraiser right now, as she is unable to work due to the ongoing genocide. She needs ~$5,000 dollars just to survive each month, and even more to evacuate.

€38,263 / €50,000

The good news is that Amal is more than halfway to her goal of €50,000, and you can help get her there! As of writing this, Amal still needs €11,737 to reach her goal. Donations have been slow, but you can change that! With your help donating and sharing Amal's campaign, she can reach her goal, care for her family, and hopefully evacuate to safety soon.

Amal's campaign is #175 on the vetted campaigns list by @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi.

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