#let’s go Jesus slay that queen

[faggot-friday]

Kotlc Based On Things That Have Been Said At My School (part one?)

Keefe: I would make a great housewife Sophie: that's good, Fitz here has been looking for one

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Keefe, in detention: this is a DICTATORSHIP!

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Marella: due to recent historical events, you are no longer allowed to say "slay queen"-- Tam: slay queen. Marella: *screaming*

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Cis Male Teacher: I won't be able to come to school tomorrow, I'm having a baby-- Dex: wow, congratulations! I didn't know, you've been hiding it so well!

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Sophie: you really put the "bi" into "no bitches"

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Tam, holding a lollipop stick like a cigarette: fabulous

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Marella: yeah my sister has lesbian friends. I don’t though Marella: I am the lesbian friend

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Keefe: maybe Jesus wasn’t saying “amen”, he was saying “ah, men” Tam: go to mass and say Jesus fucks men, I fucking dare you

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Sophie: I keep talking about cowboys that’s gotta be an indication of some sort of mental illness Dex: oh absolutely Sophie: *gasps* Sophie: yeehawtism

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Dex: caffeine doesn’t really affect me it just tastes bad Sophie: ADHD moment Dex: oh god I’m crashing Dex: there wasn’t even a high but I’m craSHI—

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Tam: fuck you, Keefe, let's kiss

[nochi-quinn]

candela obscura chapter 3 episode 3: slay the empress

candles in the wind, got it

oh no aabria looks SO GOOD

the gold on the fingers???

hey what the fuck

"a chair outside of elsie's room" weh

not the vermin guard posted outside the room

wait hang on what are nokari's pronouns? am I delusional?

a brain right off the bat??

A TOKEN RIGHT OFF THE BAT??

"you…kept it?" you two are going to kill me but also is this the TIME

"oscar is an interesting fellow" ducks the shippers

AABRIA

"that's all of them, friend"

everyone here has two hands

cosmo

hey liam fuck you

LIGHTS?

HEARTBEAT??

SLOWING HEARTBEAT??

madame glask's mic is currently fucked

mama glask

"but I go here"

roll to convince child not to alcohol

I had to step away, did oscar just say he likes kids bc they're easy to lie to

samuel

"you're killing aabria. look at her."

cheese it it's the fuzz

party of Many

LIGHTS

are they fucking MOLOTOVING THE CASINO

"of COURSE"

GINA

samuel

people's elbow

aabria said no pigeons at this table

stress level: sam's going "oh boye"

"powers?? of….persuasion???"

"HEY STOP THAT"

"pop a titty out" aabria

"well then fuck"

"I WANT TO KICK ASS" noshir bby

roll to persuade the gm

HEY AABRIA???

"you guys can be here now" "…no thanks"

fuck bran the soldier all my homies hate bran the soldier

guns is cheating

YEAH

"can I have my dice back?"

okay flash powder pearl earring is pretty good

girl with the flash powder earring

"I feel like I would beast out immediately" "oh, GOOD"

I feel like two sixes should cancel out a one

aabria MEAN

"she'll probably choose nice things" press x

"fucking COCK"

"do you drive?" "who do I look like?"

"I have no depth perception!"

oh ashly's panic noises :(

RAJ. CONTROL THYSELF.

"DON'T KINKSHAME."

"this is the monsterfucker season!"

no we need travis reverse psychologizing the dice

oh no

oh NO

"BURCH"

"he's a billion years old"

"I think of my mother" fuck you liam o'brien

these monster noises are like bricks scraping together but bass-boosted and I'm into it

"I like that pitch"

aabria. aabria no.

"she's so mean"

"what are you doing over there?" HER BEST

these two are going to k i l l me

and possibly each other

probably definitely cosmo

"I could never strike my queen" lays in the floor

"and he's made of talcum powder"

"you need to roll like him"

hey liam

hey liam what the fuck does that mean

just a bunch of passed-out fuckers outside the burning casino

"I just want to let you know you're so pretty right now"

aabria: take a bleed and you can kill this gu sam: done

"we take it back, mina, you can drink"

oh buddy

buff mina!!

imposter god??

fuck yeah multisentry

she's in her morphing clothes

liam do not manipulate this so you die

I'm still not sure he didn't knock the tower over on purpose in sagas of sundry

I'm typing so I don't have to listen to his describe how horrifically he's fucked up

NOW I'M TYPING SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO NOSHIR

sam is me

"I'm gonna take off HIS coat and wrap his arm"

liam your noises are unneccesary and unappreciated

samuel

"he's very hittable"

"what a sight" rajan

underground??

"it's called rollies"

"you have to beat a 3" "well I got a 1"

MINA D:

I absolutely called he was going to block mina with his body

sam's just like that

"an os-scar"

"edit that out please" "they absolutely will not"

that's so many drive

spend 3 drive to Slap

gina

aabria's going to murder you

"every time I have a problem, I just throw a molotov. then boom, I have a different problem."

wait I need raj's arm to fall the rest of the way off so I can have HFW feels

sam

"everyone take three points of bleed"

slow-release molotov

sounds!

"they're like birthday candles"

OOH

I appreciate the committment to the bit

TIME BUGS

"'you' feels like a 'we' in your mouth"

oh jesus this is supposed to run another 2 and a half hours

"I wouldn't worry about that" too late am worried

noshir

you're going to give sam an anuerysm

candela obscura has magic pockets

hey sam

hey sam drop your location I just wanna talk

SAM

"there is a wish" sam's not allowed to say those words in my presence

"if you say it it won't come true"

"it never makes a splash" hey aabria what the fuck

THIS is why it's another two hours

"did you say 'friend'?!" "…NO."

baka rajan-kun

"I heard you~"

"don't hurt yourself"

…is aabria done up as Iomene

at this point I wouldn't be surprised if cosmo just pulled out his own literal jawbone

"how adorably pedestrian" rajan

I'm starting to get slay the princess vibes. I have no basis for this, it's literally just Vibes

"like a giant……maw."

"I'm gonna tiptoe into chernobyl"

these two are gonna KILL ME

bruce banner negotiating with the hulk vibes

ykw this polycule is canon and I'll fight you about it

not the breathing

"I would punch her out of the way"

w e l p

these five are going to all kill each other and also me

"there might be time later"

"WHICH ONE WAS IT"

"I'm sure that's fine"

if there's one thing liam o'brien's gonna do it's make me cry about his character's mom

is The Old Way blood

hey cosmo whatcha doin

aaaahhhhh noises

EARTHQUAKE LIGHTS

oh that's a cool idea for a scar

I've loved everybody's scars in general, they're all really creative

yeah yeah tears of the kingdom we've all played it

oh it's one of THOSE

I like the split screen but one of my favorite things is watching the other players react to the wild shit people do solo and I so desperately want to see ashly's face right now

aabria you can't just cut ALL the lights like that I have anxiety

and so does sam

hello 911 aabria and sam are killing me with acting again

the slay the princess vibes continue

lays in the floor about elsie roberts

"you contain multitudes" some of them have big big teeth

"I have notes"

"not as old as you" "rude"

he said the thing

oh sam's been crying, liam got sam

no fuck you I did the "five go in one comes out" with madness I'm not doing this again

erika ishii already ripped my heart out you can't have it aabria

lays in the floor about elsie roberts harder

sam

oh gina

liam just has that voice now

[hiitsdifferent]

I love Taylor Swift - don't get me wrong. Understand why she got Person of the Year after.....everything.

Does she have a comeback story worthy of telling? Yes. Does the deep impactful way fans express themselves through her art beneficial? Yes.

But the article achieved exactly what I expected it to - very nice, very flattering of her success, very on-point narratively about what an underdog she is (a motion that has been peddled since the beginning of her career) even though she's been consistently and radically successful since her cancellation in 2016. In light of everything else going on, Person of the Year should've been someone more that gained status as a billionaire.

But still I have this aching desire to see her do something more with her billionaire status beyond loaning out her apartment to her rich white friends and give a pittance of her networth to causes - of which she will get a significant tax break on.

Speak out or say anything about the Israeli–Palestinian conflict? Nope.

Speak out against how the label she's with UMG is stopping artists from re-recording their masters? Nope.

Done anything about the carbon emissions her private jet use is causing? Her big excuse for all of the travel was that she lets friends use her plane sometimes. Like, come on girl.

Spoken out about a single policy for more than baking cookies to vote or posting a story that disappears after 24 hours?

Done anything to help fans get better tickets or solidify their process to get tickets to her show over bootleggers and bots? No. It was fans who went to Congress to say something is wrong with Tickmaster on her and their own behalf.

Say anything about the Grammys letting sexual abusers and assaulters get nominated for awards?? No, cause she's nominated and doesn't want to rock the boat of winning.

~Every stan Swiftie will say it's not her place to have to say anything. It's her place to make art.~

Did she not make a documentary self-congratulating herself about being more socially informed and politically active? used a community of people as an aesthetic for an album promo and then did and say nothing when they were coming for their (our since I'm LGBTQ+) necks?

I love Taylor but I do not understand how and why does every other public figure face getting hate and canceled over not speaking out about even over tiny issues, but not Taylor?

We make jokes that our fandom can cause an earthquake by the length of our support for her, will go to Congress to change what's happening with Ticketmaster, that when pushed we will cause real change. But that's us making those changes happen. And we do it in the name of Taylor like she's Jesus or something because she puts out good albums, but barely she truly gives or does anything back to speak up or stand for others, and it's just like....okay??? The pop phenomenon is just supposed to be enough for her, but we don't allow that same boundary to work for other actors, singers, etc. We expect them to speak out, or they get blitzed in their instagram until they disappear and leave social media for good or they say something about where they stand. But not Taylor. How do we hold all other billionaires accountable on our social media blitzes but not Taylor?

She began her music career because her parents were successful and wealthy enough to buy stock in Big Machine Records. She slayed, she hustled, she worked for her success. But as we take the stance of 'Goooo Queen Eat the Rich' like she's not eating the rich - she's always been privileged and successful. Even when she got canceled she was able to move to another country and rent out a house for a whole year. Like.....and I just don't get it.

Taylor the person really only speaks out and shows up when it affects Taylor Swift The Brand, and that brand is very much vaguely-political white feminism that keeps the most money coming in - and and that's not something that I find very celebratory with her getting Person of the Year compared to other people who deserved it more. It feels empty and hollow given that she essentially got this title by being everywhere all the time and people spending a lot of money going to her tours, getting her merch, seeing her movie (things that, yes, I as a Swiftie did participate in, but still feel the need for her to do something more, anything, that's a risk like so many did this past year and should've been recognized for.

I'm not saying that we can't support her or we're evil if we do - it's just that the blind stan loyalty has to stop somewhere. Despite the media and stan machine has pushed for several years now, it is not sexist, cruel, evil, etc. to just be a little more constructively critical towards the people we admire, and where does that admiration go if it's only towards exceling one's brand and bank account.

[ghostdrinkssoup]

*crashes through window* it’s show and tell tonight so welcome back to my hannibal notes/reactions (s1 ep6) except it’s just the silly goofy ones:

omg this is the one with the will scene everyone thirsts over (you know the one)

will: as an insane person, I don’t wanna go into the psychiatric facility, they might not let me out tbh

jack: dw I won’t leave you here *screams in s2 agony*

^^ will: not today *SCREAMS EVEN LOUDER*

chilton my slimy little rat man <333 I missed him omg

the psychiatrists in this show are obsessed with will and I don’t even blame them I wanna pick his brain apart too

a bitch… a flirt… a rat… I hate him 🫶

yep this is the thirst trap will scene

^^ foreshadowing will’s slut arc, so necessary and vital

gideon was fucked for this… good thing he eats his own leg later 🥹

will: I’ll break some dude’s neck and make artistic sculptures out of rotting corpses and indulge in a little social cannibalism here and there but I draw the line at violence against women

“you never replied” “I never do” HE’S JUST LIKE ME FR

“more or less” SHUT UP WILL YOU’RE SUCH A BITCH

will is such a cunt this episode I love him with my whole damn heart

will rlly said UH I know the chesapeake ripper 🙄 stop impersonating my boyfriend

“will is not my patient 🤨 if he was our relationship would be really weird and inappropriate, god”

“we have conversations” yeah the freakiest conversations known to man, amen

“I see the ripper but I don’t feel the ripper” this line has no right to be as romantic as it is jesus christ

I CAN’T BELIEVEEE JACK OPENED UP TO HANNIBAL AND HANNIBAL WAS LIKE TEEHEE I’M GONNA TORMENT YOU SOOOOOO BAD FUCK OFF

zeller in his gaslighter arc like “jack… jack you’re crazyyyy you don’t even know what you’re hearing”

freddie really is a queen she’s the only one other than hannibal that can rival will’s inherent bitchiness

“here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out” that’s it that’s the show !

NOT HANNIBAL SEEING THE TEA ON HIS IPAD TAKE THE L KING

hannibal was like hold up… deadass? this guy is the one who’s impersonating me? funny time is over I am no longer giggling and twirling my hair…

HANNIBAL IS SUCH A FREAK WDYM HE SLEPT IN JACK’S BED JUST FOR THE LOLS I’m so obsessed with him fr why is he like this

HANNIBAL STOP THE GAY CANNIBAL PUNS NOW

the grape thing was so threatening like okay king…

well that phone call was very handy 👀

miriam’s suit was so slay sorry just had to mention it <33

BITCH RLLY TOOK OFF HIS SHOES FUCKKK

[dulcewrites]

sorry if I've missed this but are Alys and her baby dead in fmo k&q universe? Also, did Aemond and Cass ever talk about it? Does Aemond ever think back either about everything that happened? like his reaction to Alarics room covered in blood and how he treated Cass and Daella. I'd love to get inside their heads and know what they both think about the Alys situation

I was almost tempted to be like fuck it ‘they lived in this universe’ 😭😭😭😭 simply for the shits and gigs and alys would slay for that. I like the idea of her being an enternal being post the dance when she becomes the witch queen. But like of her own entity, not the Melisandre theory type of way. But that’s my own thoughts seperate of fmo.

Like alaric would still be king and all, along with the legitimate sons Cass has but can you imagine she gets wind there is a little boy running around the riverlands saying his dad is the king. But I’m gonna go with yeah they arent around simply bc Cass has suffered more than jesus. Gonna let my girl have this lmao. Alys is just… not a subject they speak about for obvious reasons. They both think about it ofc, it started the deterioration of their relationship. But I do have this scenario that it comes out during an argument. Essentially Cass giving a warning shot that it’s always gonna be those kids over everyone else including their dad. Maybe while she is pregnant with the twins they lay their shit out on the table. She is clear about how she is putting her body on the line… again… for him, for her duty, for the realm. She is not to underestimated.

[void-speaks]

Here are the rest of my thoughts on Genloss Episode 2:

TUMBLR BROKE D:

JUST CHOOSE EVERYONE IDIOTS

HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THE TIME TUMBLR WENT DOWN?!?!?!?!?

SNEEG AND NIKI YOOOOOOOO

NOOOOO FRAAAAAANK

FUCKING HELL DUDE

SNEEG WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOH????????

PIPE PUZZLE

Wait why are they talking about fish???

"If you're on mobile, buy a computer! Ha ha." IDBDJFBFJBFDJJDJF SLAY

I love Squiggles :D

Oh no Squiggles D:

Do not split our attention!!! We have the attention span of a fish!!!!!!!!

YOOOOOOOO

"PUT YOUR GUTS AWAY YOU SICKO" HAHSHDSHHSHDHSHSHDHDJSHHSHSHS

NO NOT AGAIN 🤢

CHARLIE PLEASE STOP DUDHFIEBDJDJXJJDJFJDDBDJJFJDJDJDJDJDJD

Ranboo really just said "I gotta go" lol

Niki :D

Oh wow candy :D

Is Ranboo zoning out?

I miss Squiggles :( where are they?

Oh lord. Board games. Holy fuck.

"OH NO" YEAH EXACTLY

Mmmm licking walls love it

"Please lick the wall..." um?????

I love Misters Squiggles they're so cool :D

OH WAIT AIMSEY IS ONE OF THE RATS HOLY :0

This is really not what I expected Genloss to be lol

Dude they're playing Legos oh my lord

Oh my god Squiggles speaks in fucking windings dude

Aimsey help :D

STOP SPEAKING IN WINDINGS I CAN'T TRANSLATE IT RIGHT NOW >:(

Aw the rats are helping <3

Yes bully the puzzle man!!!!!

STOP SPEAKING WINDINGS DUDE UDJEODFJDOKDKWPWPWOFJJFJFBCBCBCJDJDKDKSKDJDJ

Misters Squiggles fucked up the board game instructions slay my lil eldritch monstrosity!!

I love Ran they're so cool

Aw Rat Aimsey and Hero Ran <3

CHARKIE DUDJDIFJFKFJDNDNDJCIGKGOTJDJHFHFHFJF

THE ONLY GUY THAT IS OPEN EJDJSHSJSHAHSBDJSJDKCJFJSKSKKAJSJFJDKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHSHDHDHAHSHF

Hero Ran is so <3

Rock candy is made of real rocks???

"So I was supposed to go inside of him?" EVERYONE STARES AT RAN XD

Aw Rat Aimsy is happy :D

FUCK THE CANDY >:D

Oh my god doors

NIKI NOOOOOOOOOOO D:

HELP NIKI HELP NIKI HELP NIKI HELP NIKI

NOOOOOOOO NIKI D:

SHOOT HIM RAN SHOOT HIM

What is??? Going on?????

ANOTHER PERSON YAYA :D

pls pick Ethan <3

It's not Ethan >:(

Ohohoh they did a lil scratch

They're all gonna die anyway huh.

Ranboo??

They just had like a seizure????

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW SQUIGGLE FRIENDS DKFJDJDJDJDJFJDJDJJF

THEY JUST???? PRESSED HIM??? WHAT THE FUCK????????? UNPRESS THE BUTTON WHAT DID YOU DO????????????????

ARE THOSE CHEATS???? ARE THEY INVINCIBLE NOW?????????? WHAT DID THAT DO?????????????????

LASER TIME >:D

DIAMOND DIAMOND DIAMOND :)

That throw slayed dude

JESUS CHRIST

Told you they were all going to die lol.

Slay Ran go go go!!

I love Ran :D

They're so cool <3

Jojo pose Ranboo come on you can do it!!!

Djjdjddndkdjrkcjdjjdjcjffjfu Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehe

Ranboo is invincible to lasers slay

SLIME HOLY SHIT

"OH MY GOSH IT'S SLIMETOWEL" YEAH!!!!!!

NÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH NO SLIMETOWEL SKDJDIBDDIFBFUSUDJDJDJDJDJJFJDJDDJDJDJDJDJDJDJ BRING BACK SLIMETOWEL!!!!!!

Diamond time!

I love the Mr Squiggles simp pose hehe

CLOTH SHOP TIME

SHOPPING TIME SHOPPING TIME SHOPPING TIME LET’S GOOOOOOOO

Slay. Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss

Ohohoh who is it this time???

Merry fucking Christmas what the hell.

Yooooo puzzles

ETHAN :D

AIMYYYY YOOOOOO :D

Oh um??? The dude??????

Is this gay flirting??????????

Um?? Squiggle you good guys????

DRAG QUEENS??? DRAG TIME?????????

DRAG QUEENS TIME!!!

SISJDJDJEIDJDJDJJR "My ass is way too big" KSJDIDFJFKKDJFJFFJFJFJFJFJFJJFJFJFFJFJFJFKFK

"You want us to just know that your ass is big?" JWJFKGKDJNSKSJFJFFJKDKXJDNDKXNDNDNDND

HEHEHEHEHEHRHEHEHHR4HRH ASS JOKES LET’S GO

"Hmmmmm *takes notes*" Hehrbfjeieifbdirjfifjjekdfjjrkei3h3beheheh

I love everything they say <3

DRAG TIME! LET’S GO!!!!

"!!! GOOD IDEA ETHAN !!!" HEBDISBFIDJDJDJEJDJJRJRJRJRJRJEHRHR

"Slayyyy King!" Hehdjddjehrksijrrj you tell em Squiggles!!

Drag time drag time drag time!!!

Ran is just putting 30 jackets on simultaneously hehehe

What the fuck is going on honestly.

Heheheheheheheheheheheh

RANBOO SWEEP

I'm starving honestly.

"GET IT ETHAN" YAAAAAAAA SLAY

Djdjdbfjdbdbbddnndndjdjdjdjdhdhdhhddhshjssj what the shit

The mice are clapping hehe

Slaaaaaay

Bdndbdbdhdhejejrjdiidjksksjdjdjdjsjsisjsjs this is funny

Wooooo party time hehehehe

Oh my 🫣

Wowowowowowowow

Ranboo slay them all!!!!

Staring heheheheh

"YEAAAH RANBOOO" AGREED SQUIGGLES

"The power. Yaas"

"Puzzler got some moves" ebbrhrhehdhrhdhrhdhege

"Don't worry about my ass!" Ehehehehsosoxkeodjdke

"He just wanted us to know about his ass" yeah. Desperate times lead to desparste measures.

Wife time heheheh.

Yoooo nail polish.

Wowowowowow blue lights

No Don't go door kill

Cool painting time!

Is this thing gonna last for 4 hours?

YOOOO PARTY TIME!!!!

YOU TELL THEM AUSTIN

NO PARTY :(

Wait it's not Aimy :(

Valkyrae

Rat

RAINBOW CAPE :D

ASS JOKE LET’S GO!!!!!!

This shit is actually making me giggle hehehe

ETHAN NOOOOOOOO!!!!

"THEY SLAY'D THE SLAY KING" NOOOOOOOOO :(

Mr Squiggles is actually so funny I can't dude

Austin needs to go. Like it's only fair hahaha.

Why is Ranboo staring so much?? They're zoning ojt a lot lololol

Oh my god final test?!?!?!?!?

I wanna see Bilzo as part of the cast. And Markiplier. And Alex. Which technically the last one already is lol.

"1.Toys 2.Things 3.Cardboard" hehehe yeah

YEAH FUCK THE TV MAN!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT RANBOO????????????

I love the way they look at the camera <3

Slay Rubics Cube king!!!!!!

This is overwhelming

I'm hypnotized

Hehehehehehehe lol

I love Ranboo eyes <3

"*boop*" Hrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhhrhrhrhr

That's... a fake wall....... it's not real...............

Squiggles!! :D

YEHA THROW HIM AWAY BOYS!!!!!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

EW THE SOUNDS DUDE

Bye Sneeg

Crynchy bones behehehehe

GASP THEY ARE THE NEXT PUZZLER????????

Aha. Chair. Cool chair. Nice chair. Chair.

HAND????

RANBOO!!!!!!!

Ran kill Ran kill Ran kill Ran kill.

HE IS FAKE?!?!?!?!

Boooooring.

Box in box and box in box in box and in box snd in box hehehehehe

The truth????????

Decision time!

Yeah fuck the chair!!

YO TV MAN!!!!!!

Chair back!!!!!

ALEX???????????????? IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

SHOW TIME???

YEHA WE SAW THE GUTS DUDE?!!?!!?!?!

SNEEG?????? FRIEND???? WAKE UP??????????? GENERATION LOSS???????????

I like their voice :)

Um?? Uncomfortably close yehsheysyshydye

Don't approach the camera oh no

HOLY SHIT

SHOWFALL MEDIA?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOWFALL MEDIA!!!!!!!

WAIT OH MY GOD RANBOO SWEAR HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait so the Showfall Media people made everything seem like a silly entertainment show kinda thing when in reality it was all horrifying and gory? Like with Ranboo tearing open Slimecicle? Is that what they're trying to say? Terrifying.

Boy I am exhausted and hungry.

[haruhey]

chronological thoughts of 11x19

this episode was hyped up by @theteasetwrites and @belatalbotgf so lets see if it lives up to expectations.

also, shout out to @normanplusdaryl for finding me a link there was no way i was paying amc after their transgressions 🫶 i also heard there was no carol in this episode so :/

- omg the astronomical slay by max is just

- HOLY SHIT THEY’RE BEATING THE CIVILIANS UP

- eugene’s stupid cowboy hat pls 😭

- god daryl is so fucking sexy fr

- LMAOOOO SEBASTIAN’S DEAD BODY

- omg she didnt lose her way she realized your way was wrong 😭😭

- NOOO LEAVE MAX ALONE

- oh eugene okay well maybe don’t do that

- ROSITA HAS THE COMFIEST LOOKING SHIRTS???

- jerry <33333

- aaron just wants to get back to his daughter :(

- even if i didnt like eugene i would still keep him away from mercer just to piss the commonwealth off

- omg she got her little backpack 🫶🫶

- EUGENE’S LITTLE VEST 🫶

- oh god eugene is gonna start feeling guilty and go look for her alone isn’t he

- NO JERRY NO JERRY WHAT HAPPENED

- wow this site im watching this on is so pixelated omg

- i dont remember who this man is but good for you lydia 🫶

- HAHAHAHA AARON CAUGHT HIM

- if jerry dies im gonna throw a hissyfit

- oh no aaron’s in a bad mood im sorry jerry :(

- lmaooo walker sebastian

- wish i felt something but i don’t

- PRINCESS SLAYYYYYYYYYY

- noooo lydiaaaaa

- aaron getting flashbacks of eric 100% :(

- NOOO HES TALKING ABOUT ERIC PLEASE

- PLEASE 😭😭🫶🫶

- FUCK NEGAN FUCK NEGAN FUCK NEGAN FRRRRR

- “those years in alexandria… it was the happiest moments of my life”

- HE WISHES THAT HE COULD TAKE BACK EVEN ONE OF THOSE NOS SO HE COULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE DAY WITH ERIC THIS IS SICK AND TWISTED

- omg are these the new walkers daryl is fucking off to france for

- omg they got max

- MAX SLAY MAX SLAYYYY

- omg so mercer became a cop bc he wanted to be like his dad

- MAX SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAX GIRLBOSS

- um i just realized is someone gonna die to the new walkers like jesus to the whisperers bc if so can it be elijah bc i have no attachment to him

- YOU TRYNA EAT URSELF COCK??? NORMAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

- omg eugene threatening daryl pls

- daryl looks so small in comparison to eugene omg

- NOO EUGENE :(

- babe daryl does not understand any of the words you’re saying

- “means lying” PLSSS EUGENE SAID DUMB IDIOT HAHA

- omg princess realize your worth SLAY

- LANCE ON HIS KNEES AGAIN?:!/!-?? FREE HIM HE AINT DONE NOTHIN WRONG

- HAHAHA pamela confronting him about all the bad shit he’s done only for him to go “yeah but consider”

- EWWW WHY IS

- THEYVE BEEN FUCKING THERES NO OTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS

- WHY IS HE BRETAHING SO HARD THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

- SUB LANCE

- UM WHAT IS HOIGN TON

- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IM FLABBERGASTED BEWILDERED FLOORED TAKEN ABACK ASTONISHED STUNNED DUMBFOUNDED STUPEFIED CONFOUNDED

- WHY IS SHE IN HIS PANTS

- GET OUT OF THERE GIRL

- omg pamela in her two-face era

- omg hes gonna eat him

- SHE WANTS TO KEEP HIM ALIVE???

- THE GOVERNER ??? IS THAT YOU??

- omg princess breaking up with mercer

- no princess :(((

- NOO PRINCESS

- NOOO PRINCESSSSS

- “it could be better” SLAY PRINCESS SLAYYY KNOW YOUR WORTH “it should be”

- PRINCESS 😭😭😭😭

- NO NO NO NO NO LYDIA AND AARON

- YES A JERRY MONTAGE

- if he dies im gonna scream and throw up

- NOOOO NO JERRY ARE TOU FUCKJNG KIDDING ME

- ohhh my goddd

- just making out as aaron and jerry talk about the new horrors of variant walkers

- KING JERRY AND QUEEN NABILA!!!

- NOOOOO ROSITA NOOO EUGENE

- “you have to let me go”

- there are so many white men in that police station

- OH MY GOD THEY BEAT ROSITA UP

- I CANT WAIT FOR CAROL SLAYAGE YESSS

- CAROL AND DARYL SLAY PLEASEEE

- i need them i need them i need them 🫶

- IM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK

[myster-tea]

So far my reactions to Empires: The Musical

-ooo fun

-good rhyming

-boat

-OLLIE IS AN OMINOUS VOICE??

-Oo pretty water and swimming

-worked a charm 😒

-PRIIIIIISSSSSSMARIIIINE

-STRAWBERRY AND MARCELINE THATS SO CUTE-

-good builds good shaders 10/10

-vibing with the axolotls

-bad and spy axolotls get put in the geode room to atone for their fishy crimes

-they make the wings go fly fly :D

-more axolotl vibing

-yum fish

-*angry stomping up steps* *mumble mumble* stupid Joey *mumble mumble*

-they’ll be hell to pay >:(

-little did Lizzie know that this plan would backfire

-slay king get that money

-pew pew

-Ok truce. Yeah truce

-right? 😟

-awwww they’re so cute

-“you could say it’s a date” “that’s a boat-“

-flying car

-she’s so confused

-why’s it raining scaffolding??

-THIS IS SO CUTE-

-the squid in the background-

-the animation is so weird the heck

-YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT SOONER, PEARL >:/

-THE DANCING—

-SHRUBBBBBB ILY

-SHES SO TINY—

-NOT THE DANCING AGAIN

-yessssssss

-I love how pixelrifs’s outfit looks like aging copper 10/10 outfit my guy

-all these are catchy

-it takes two to tango. Just that song ITS SO GOOD AND I WANNA DRAW IT-

-that’s fruity-

-WHERES MY MOTIVATION TO DRAW—

-Mythical sausage looks so confused I can’t-

-THATS FRUITY-

-IT GOT FRUITIER—

-let the man place his birch fences don’t try and dance with him Jesus- LET HIM PLACE THE FENCES-

-that was a vibe

-AWWW THE OWLS I WANT TO PET THEM DNDJSJSHWJISHSHDJXNSFJDJ

-“do u have shoes” “I HAVE A FISHING ROD :D”

-IVE GOT A DEAAAAAAAAL WITH DESTINY-

-love it when two characters are like “haha this fool is going to fall into my trap” behind each other’s backs

-but Lizzie, I’m a MaTeRiAl GoRl

- *dramatic gasp* BUT WHAT ABOUT M E?????

-“I definitely know what this is and I know it’s powerful yep mhm I know exactly what this is”

-slay

-orb

-F I S H WIFE?????? FISH WIFE-

-haha funny

-SHUBBLE OS SO TINY-

-sounds like a corpse husband song-

-BIG DADDY ZORZOR?????????

-ZORNEY?????????

-THE ANIMATIONS-

-THATS LIZZIE TALKING???????

-he’s rapping and you’re trying to punch him? Dang- let him rap dude

-yay peaceful

-ooo crown

-oh fights-

-THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY-

-slay king

-Joel just swooped in like “MINE BEECH-“

-ALL THESE SONGS ARE GOOD-

-YES THE BOAT RIDE :D

-buff axolotl

-haha puns-

-more puns-

-hahahahahaahaha puns—

-the Joel heads I can not—

-yeah >:D

-BUFF AXOLOTL ON LEAD IS CURSED-

-slay queen be a hero

-dang r u d e

-YES SHORT QUEEN SLAY

-cheater cheater pumpkin eater

-THE CROWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN

-chaos

-yaaaaay Joel you did it :)

-NOT THE DANCING-

-fish fusion

-kaboom

-rip everyone’s bases

-you THINK??? Bestie- bestie look around u-

-she going to go insane?

-good ending

[deinspire]

The Jesus Slay Queens: Episode 98

© Ayo Omolayo I rinsed the plate and dried them with a towel, while Ella washed them. Susan was preparing breakfast for Dad. We all made up our minds not to eat that day, till 6pm.Ella suggested we call mummy, but Susan refused. She gave her reasons though, but I was not going to support her.“Let’s call mummy and tell her we all missed our quiet time. We are not only going to tell her the things…

[purplevegetation]

Musical Theatre shuffle time!

I have shuffled a 34hr playlist of show tunes and I’m going to write some thoughts for each one until I get bored.

Chop to the top from the SpongeBob musical: super fun

God help the outcasts from The Hunchback of Notre Dame: I love it, I mean it’s beautiful and full of love, it’s religious but it’s cautious

Prologue-You are what you feel/Jacob and Sons from Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat: god the narrator is my dream role. This is just such a fun musical but wow the energy to do this much wow wow wow

Pulled from The Addams Family: I mean it’s a fan favorite for a reason, feeling a change moving from an insular family to people beyond it’s a clash of self and a moment of love and what that does, it’s fun!

The temple from Jesus Chris superstar: kind of horny but that’s most of this show. And I’d be mad too if people were being capitalists in the temple.

Please, don’t take him from Bright Star: really fucking sad, god damn it she deserved better, fuck

Sex is in the heel from kinky boots: fun!

The spelling rules / my favorite moment of the bee from the 25th annual Putnam county spelling bee: literally so exciting, I’m dyslexic so this show was like so amazing because it’s like all these nerds just doing what they love and all the pains of youth and growing up, fuck. It’s literally so beautiful and this song just opens it so well!

Home from beauty and the beast: this is my depression song fuck me

Don’t let me go from shrek the musical: it’s fun definitely not the best of donkeys songs but it has its moments

One normal night from the Addams family: hell yeah meeting the parents and all the drama fuck yeah she did look like Diana the huntress fuck yeah Lucas! What a cutie <3

Some say from once on this island: honk beep beep honk beep beep is the best part from the original cast but it’s not in the 2018 version I’ve got here. But Also this is such a fun song about stories and truth and oral traditions i love it

When words fail from shrek: so sweet he’s struggling but he’s trying

Where are you from spamalot: Christian borle you twink fuck. I love this song you slayed this role!

Prisoner of my past from spies are forever: a sad song that is just so fucking good it is definitely one of the top songs of the show, and one of the close moments we get with her she just loves her family and is just stuck in this fucked up world

I’m breaking down from Falsettos: oh fuck yeah baby, I love falsettos so god damn much and Stephanie J. Block is the Stephanie J. Block of Broadway she killed this like no one’s business. Hit those notes and make me cry we’re breaking down queen, we really are!

Then we are decided from Jesus Christ superstar: these two sound so good it’s incredible they work so well like deep and high together this song was made for them. I love this song

Where is the justice? From death note: oh bitch this song fucks so hard

[piratefalls]

Oh I'll take some book recs! Any genre is fine 😊

the one thing I miss about college is talking about books. getting this ask made me so happy.

SO

i'll start with my current genre of choice which is thrillers/mysteries. I just finished reading the Rizzoli & Isles series by Tess Gerritsen. if you've seen the show, know they're very very different. I also recently finished The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides and the ending very much surprised me. Ten Dead Comedians by Fred Van Lente is a funny take on Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None, which I also highly recommend. Final Girls by Riley Sager and A Good Girl's Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson are also A++. And finally, maybe the creepiest book I've read in the last year is UNSUB by Meg Gardiner. I made sure the security system was on every night lol.

to my other longstanding favorite genre, we have romance. I'm a big fan of Jennifer Crusie, Kasey Michaels, and Rachel Gibson because I'm a huge sucker for early 2000s mass market paperbacks. They're funny, light reads if you just need something to distract you for a while. I absolutely adore The Kiss Quotient series by Helen Hoang, excellent representation of mental health issues and neurodivergence in general. Also, did you know that Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams writes romance novels as Selena Montgomery? You should read them. My favorites are Reckless followed by Deception, and I am eagerly waiting for the third in the trilogy. For something more modern and a little steamy, The Shameless Series by Rosie Danan is super fun.

I don't generally read historical fiction, but I finally caved to peer pressure and read The Nickel Boys by Coulson Whitehead and I had to sit with that one for a minute because whew.

I went on an essay collection/memoir kick for a bit. some of my favorites were The Awkward thoughts of W. Kamau Bell by W. Kamau Bell, both I Can't Date Jesus and I Don't Want to Die Poor by Michael Arceneaux, Solutions and Other Problems by Allie Brosh, Coming Out Like a Pornstar by Jiz Lee (editor), I'm Judging You: The Do-Better Manual by Luvvie Ajayi-Jones, So You Want to Talk About Race by Ijeoma Oluo, Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic by Alison Bechdel, I'm Telling the Truth, but I'm Lying by Bassey Ikpi, and anything by Samantha Irby.

I have to be in a mood to read some contemporary fiction, but ones that stuck with me were Do This For Me by Eliza Kennedy, The Divorce Party by Laura Dave (who is a favorite of mine), The Book of Joe and anything else by Jonathan Tropper, Where'd You Go Bernadette by Maria Semple, and A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan.

for political satire, books by Christopher Buckley. that's all.

a genre I read almost exclusively for a while but I've strayed from is YA. Anger is a Gift by Mark Oshiro, Monday's Not Coming and Allegedly by Tiffany Jackson, Tyler Johnson Was Here by Jay Coles, Darius the Great is Not Okay by Adib Khorram, Slay by Britttney Morris, Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray.

I haven't read a lot of sci-fi/fantasy, but for funnies I did like the Midnight, Texas series by Charlaine Harris.

and finally, books that made me cry. Spoiler Alert: The Hero Dies by Michael Ausiello, They Both Die at the End, More Happy Than Not, and History is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera, The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller, and Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro.

send me random asks!

[random-bi-writer]

My Reaction to Labyrinth Runners

Please, for the love of God, don’t give Gus trauma. Let him be the therapist.

Spoilers for those who haven’t watched the episode.

Dang, it. What did I just say? Also yes, this counts as trauma.

Oh, that explains the promo.

It just occured to me that all of Gus’ illusions are sentient.

Babies.

Math, that’s gay. Also I’m proud of the twins.

You mean like, kidnapping Hunter? :3

For a moment, I thought Hunter was inside there.

Luz and Hunter having matching sibling capes.

I’m not sure if I can trust Gray or not. Also Gray sounds cooler than Adrian.

Lmao, Math.

Yeah, no. I don’t trust him.

I knew it, and good god they’re dramatic.

Wait so that’s not normal?

Wait I think I’ve seen this before. It’s like the other promo with the stairs, from what i’ve read the original stairs painting was some sort of fantasy.

Might be far fetched, either Gus has those stone things from the looking glass episode in his blood or one of the people on those statues is his ancestor.

Yes, my babies are getting their episode.

No, because he knows they can kill you.

Breath child, breath.

Platonic Commander Anne

aeproga’ngva; THE BLUSH

wait that’s not her isn’t she?

Yeah, that’s an illusion.

Aww, I just want to hug...them...her...?

Jesus that’s dark.

Been hoping to see Skara and Viney.

Baby boy needs hugs.

Skara being self aware

This is so awesome, it’s like the first Naria movie.

Had an Episode phase (it’s a mobile game) one of the books had an entire rebellion share the same memories of the villain. Kinda reminds me of this.

Autism, baby. This is how I cope. Gus needs all the hugs.

Hunter: Come on, do the parallel arm thing.

Go, slay queen.

Hexside is starting a rebellion!

Wait, I just realized what about Luz and the others?

[artzychic27]

In honor of the glorious pride month (Coming up soon), please enjoy these Miraculous Pride Headcanons!

Inspired by this post by @transvoltronhc

You a TERF? Fuck off, beeyatch!

Marinette- The Pan Trans Queen we all Need 🏳️‍⚧️

She/Her- Pansexual/Polyamorous

Every time Marinette inhales, a terf gets punched

Every time Marinette exhales, a trans kid gets a flag

She and Nathaniel supply the face paint

She’s very vocal at pride and gets super violent with protesters

Marinette: *Punching protester while her friends cheer* I don’t wanna see your disgusting face here ever again, you filthy pig! Same goes for the rest of you!

Terfs go to protest, walk away covered in bruises and with a tiny crush on the bluenette

Got into a muscle-flexing contest and won first

Dyed her hair the colors of the pan flag and walks around with a brightly colored, bedazzled trans flag cape

Supplies juice boxes and cookies for the pride kids

She and Marc pass out colorful binders, flower crowns, and starter makeup kits

Drag Queens and Kings LOVE her and are always giving her hugs whenever she walks by / She’s even been commissioned by them to make outfits for their next shows. The audience loved them

Alya- The Badass Pansexual Pirate 🏴‍☠️

She/Her but is not opposed to They/Them

Actually has dressed like a pirate with a sword the colors of her flag. Anarka was so proud

Will punch TERFs with their Pan bestie any day

Ships random people

Leaves many girls swooning as she walks by in her thigh high leather boots

Alya: Sorry ladies, I’m spoken for. *Kisses Nino*

No one dares to flirt with her because she’s out of everyone’s league

One protester made a transphobic comment about Nino, and Alya immediately hit em with a frying Pan

The chaotic aunt of pride

Death drops are flawless!

Hands out phone cases they painted the colors of different pride flags

Born This Way is her anthem

Has many pride-themed superhero tank-tops ‘Super Gay 4 Super Girl’ ‘I’m Bi Man’ ‘Deadpool was at Stonewall’

Nino- The Insanely Cool Bi Trans Guy 😎🏳️‍⚧️

He/Him

Marinette made him a bedazzled cape so they could match

Mari and Kim’s brother in Transness

Dresses in hoodies no matter how hot it is

One of the mom friends. / Everyone wants to be adopted by him. / He once put everyone on baby leashes so they wouldn’t wander off

Everyone refers to him as “Trans DJ Jesus” because he wore sandals with a long curly wig one time. (To this day, no one knows why he did it)

Takes a five-minute break to Vogue with the drag queens

Supplies the music while skateboarding. He blasts every gay national anthem known to humankind

Alya, Adrien, Marinette, and Kim are very protective of him. Once, a TERF pushed him to the ground. Alya, Marinette, and Kim beat up the TERF while Adrien treated his friend to some ice cream

Adrien- Shit! We lost the baby! 🏳️‍🌈😱

He/Him & She/Her- Bigender/Bisexual/Polyamorous

Can’t stop, won’t stop wandering off because he’s never been to a Pride parade before

He was surprised at how accepting his father was. Although, it probably had something to do with Nathalie and Gorilla threatening to expose him as Hawkmoth if he didn’t let Adrien go

The class goes ballistic whenever she goes missing and will interrogate anyone

Myléne: *Interrogating a drag queen* Are you hiding him in your wig?! / Marinette: Get her out! She’s so frail! Her dad doesn’t feed her! / Nino: Found him! He was getting ice cream. / Myléne: ... You are free to go.

Nino has to put him on a baby leash every time

Drinks the most juice boxes and eats the most ice cream

Can’t tell when he’s being flirted with / Rando: Hey, cutie. / Adrien: ... My name is Adrien.

Bigender legwarmers, bracelets, and headbands

Dresses in pastels every year, and people just wanna hug him / He's happy to oblige and will hug anyone / Vows to hug the hate out of protesters

Every time Adrien smiles or laughs, a transgender child is accepted by friends and family and then gets a flower crown

Keeps getting asked if she and Marinette are dating. / Adrien: No, we’re just shopping buddies. (Secretly wishes for more)

A girl once asked if he was Cinderella when he wore a blue headband, and he immediately said yes. Now every week for Pride month, she dresses as a different Disney Princess

Nearly fainted when Marinette and Luka entered a flexing contest and Luka’s sleeves tore

Kim- Mari and Nino’s Bi brother in Trans Pride🏳️‍⚧️

He/Him & They/Them- Gender nonconforming

Kim: I’m a guy, I like blouses and heels, deal with it, people!

Kim/Mari/Nino: Bedazzled Cape Squad!

Muscle shirts and converse sneakers / Has a tank top that reads, ‘I flexed so hard the sleeves came off’

Got into a muscle-flexing contest against Luka and Marinette and got third place (No one beats Marinette)

Also can’t tell when they’re being flirted with

Alix and Max convinced him to dress in drag, and he went all out. Now he has the respect of many drag queens. And every pride parade, he wears heels and a huge wig

Gives everyone (Mainly Max) piggyback rides

Asked Max to be his boyfriend at one pride parade, and people thought it was so cute! They named that day, ‘Kimax Day’

Max- Not a Robot, I’m Agender 🤖

They/Them

Has many pride tank-tops and pins with puns / ‘Error 404 Gender Not Found’ ‘I Don’t Speak Binary Code’ ‘2/3 of the Invisible Trio’

Has Marinette paint their cheeks the colors of the agender and asexual flags

Has one of those digital backpacks with pixelated images on the front

Downloads Pride songs for Markov to blasts from their speakers

When they and Alix convinced Kim to dress in drag, Max may or may not have drooled a bit

Progress Pride Flag cape, socks, and nails

When protestors attack, Max goes all LGBT scientist on their butts, explaining the difference between gender and sex, what hormone blockers actually do, and how not every gay person has AIDS

Once beat up a sleazy protester for... Feeling Kim down there / Max: *Hitting protester with a baseball bat* If you ever do that again, I will fit Markov with a laser and have them slice your rotten dick off!

Marinette and Nathaniel helped them make pride bracelets with the sexualities and gender identities written in binary code. The pride nerds LOVED them

Nathaniel: Our Beautiful BiRomantic Son 🎨

He/Him

He and Marinette paint everyone’s faces before every pride parade

Painted an asexual heart on his Bi flag and wore it as a cape

Cuffed jeans, boots, tucked-in shirt, beanie, pride buttons / Paints pride flags on his denim jacket and shorts

Marc does his makeup, and he looks fabulous

His grandma teaches him how to fight in case of violent Christian protesters / Grandma: Sweetie, you’re Jewish and Bisexual, the world is gonna tear you apart. Learn how to give a mean left hook.

Once took over a face painting booth, now he does it every Pride Month

Enters the 'Crush a watermelon between your thighs' contest every time and always wins first

Saw couples cosplaying as Mightillustrator and Inverser, and cried tears of joy

He and Marc cosplay as couples at every pride parade. The fan favorites are Keith and Lance, Tweek and Craig, and Michael and Rich

CANNOT have too much sugar or he goes crazy and wakes up with no memories of what he did

The next day after an intense sugar high, people were saluting as he walked by and calling him ‘General of the Bisexual Battalion’ / He’s not complaining or questioning it / He has an army now and will one day take over all of Europe. Then the world.

Marc: The Rainbow Flag has Taken a Human Form🏳️‍🌈

Nonbinary- He/Him & They/Them

A True Pride Legend

Born on June 1st at a pride parade.

A singer helped deliver him, his cord was cut by a sword Lesbian, he was swaddled in a drag queen’s glitter cape, and their name was thought of by a drag king

This moment was so beautiful that many protesters cried and decided to join the parade

Everyone will literally stop what they’re doing just to get a picture with them / Everyone loves Marc!

Got into a splits contest and won

Makes flower crowns and knits rainbow flag scarves to pass out to everyone

Certified Mom Friend

Does everyone's makeup

Loses his shit when his shorter friends get lost in crowds

Hugs pride kids who were forced to sneak out or were kicked out of their homes then buys them ice cream / He and Nathaniel have adopted over fifty Pride kids who were kicked out of their homes

Joins Adrien in dressing like a Disney Princess. He SLAYED as Snow White

It may not seem like it, but Marc can throw a punch and fight with one hand right behind their back

Beat up a transphobic asshole for trying to “correct” a trans boy by forcing himself onto him. / They never did find the man’s body. In fact, all of his personal information was gone. Almost like he had never even existed... / Marc looks cute, but he can be terrifying when he needs to be

Alix: Two Out of 3 💚💜🖤🤍

She/Her & They/Them

Leaves many girls swooning as they skate by

Devious little shit

She doesn’t beat up protesters like her classmates. She pranks them until they cry / One year, they all ended up covered in rainbow glitter and pink feathers / Adrien and Rose help them make glitter bombs to throw at protesters, then they run away giggling

Wears sarcastic Pride shirts and black shorts with her roller skates

She and Jalil come out to their father every June

Alix: Father. I am AroAce! / Jalil: Also, I am gay! / Alim: Kids, I know. You’ve been doing this every year. / Jalil: Well... Thank you for being an ally!

This is the only time she’ll wear makeup / She wears it like war paint. Only it’s rainbow

Drinks the most juice out of everyone

Ships people with Alya. SHIPPING BUDS!

Myléne: Smol Asexual Bean ♠️

She/Her

Goes all out for Pride Month / Rolls around in glitter with Rose and Sabrina before every parade

Dyes her hair all rainbow / Wears a ‘Shakespeare was Here’ shirt with her asexual flag skirt

Has also beaten up homophobes and transphobes

Is the most vocal when it comes to putting those assholes in their place. Ivan has to hold her back sometimes

After an acephobe after they made certain comments (You ace folk know what I’m talkin ‘bout) She roundhouse kicked them / Every protester knows not to mess with the bohemian girl

Will blast The PROM soundtrack at max volume from her phone

Cosplays as musical characters. Veronica Sawyer was a fan favorite

Part of the “Where the Hell is Adrien?” Squad

Ivan: My Girlfriend is Stronger than Me, and it’s So Hot 💪😍

Prefers He/Him but is cool with other pronouns - Questioning his gender so isn’t using any labels right now

The responsible auncle

Mari and Alya’s partner in Pansexuality/ He can’t help if everyone is attractive, he just can’t!

Looks like he can kill you, but is actually a cinnamon role. Myléne on the other hand...

Has let Marc do their makeup and nails, and looks gorgeous!

Did drag. Slayed. Rocks those three-inch heels.

Tank tops and shorts club

Like Marinette, no one dares to flirt with him. Not because he’s out of their league, but because they’re scared of his girlfriend

Dyes his blonde tuft pastel pink every year

More pacifistic than her friends are when it comes to protesters, but if the right buttons are pressed, hell shall be raised

They join Alya and Alix in shipping random people

Rose: The Lovely Lipstick Lesbian💄

She/Her- Breaking lesbian stereotypes est. 2004

The kind aunt who supports all of her niblings

Has been going to pride with her dads since she was born/ One of her dads is a retired drag queen

Wears her rainbow fairy wings every year

Has a lesbian flag with dozens of girls' phone numbers written on it. / Doesn’t wear it anymore now that she has Juleka

Throws fistfuls of glitter at protesters and yells at them, “LIGHTEN UP!”

Sprinkles glitter on pride kids and tells them to sparkle

Marinette helps her make rainbow unicorn plushies to hand out to children every year

Dresses as Disney Princesses with Adrien and Marc. Princess Squad!

Bakes cookies to pass around

Drag Kings and Queens love this girl! She’s cute, loud, and carries glitter everywhere

Butch lesbians learn not to flirt with her after their encounter with Juleka

To piss of protesters, she dipped Juleka and kissed her for ten whole seconds / Rose: I bet your husbands don’t love you like that. / Drag Queens: BUUUUUURN!

Juleka: The Gay Witch 🖤🏳️‍🌈

She/Her & They/Them - Total lesbian

Was there when Marc was born, and will never forget that day. (She has an impressive memory, even as a baby)

They swore they saw a rainbow when he was born

Dresses as a witch and wears red eye contacts to every pride event so she freaks out protesters

Has actually cursed them / They just bought the spellbook off of Amazon

Carries around a rainbow parasol

Carries Rose under every threshold she comes across

Is a lot louder at pride events than on regular days

She actually sang Girls Like Girls up on stage, and everyone went wild

Sometimes wears suits

When they saw Rose being flirted with by some butch lesbians, they went ballistic / Now the butch lesbians are terrified of her forever

She and Luka help out with painting her friends’ nails and dying their hair

Dyes her hair rainbow every pride month

Luka: The Responsible Hot & Chaotic Auncle 💖💚💙

Agender- They/Them, He/Him, She/Her - Polysexual/Polyamorous

“For me, gender is like silence... I’m just not into it.”

Doesn’t really care what pronouns people use for him

Wears dresses to every pride parade. Anarka and Juleka have never been so proud

Is always doing drag cosplay. Marc and Nathaniel have never been so proud / They had people gawking when they did Jessica Rabbit cosplay

Purposely bends over in front of people, while wearing leggings, skirts, skinny jeans, or short shorts. Marinette, Kagami, and Adrien got nosebleeds

Marinette/Kagami/Adrien: Luka's ass in those shorts is a Godsend.

Dyes her hair rainbow every pride parade

The minute June starts, they’ll get up in the morning, grab their Polysexual flag, and just run around the city

Has been coming up with Pride songs to sing at protesters. Many of the songs insult them. / Luka: Okay! This one goes out to the trash behind barriers, it’s called, “Please shut the fuck up, you homophobic dildos!”

Got into a flexing contest and won second, but at the cost of their sequined sleeves

Asked Adrien, Marinette, and Kagami to be his significant others at a pride event. They all said yes

Has carried Adrien and Marinette on her biceps, and Kagami on her shoulders

Adrien: ... I marrying them first. / Marinette: Get in the back of the line, blonde wonder! / Kagami: Both of you move to the back.

Kagami: While You Were Busy Being Hetero, I Studied the Blade 🗡

She/Her - PanRomantic/Polyamorous

Surprisingly, her mother was very supportive. She even bought Kagami a rainbow sword / Turns out, Tamoe had a few flings herself. 😉

Kagami came out to the whole fencing team by wearing a pansexual-flag print fencing mask. Adrien squealed all through practice

She didn’t quite understand what polyamory meant and was confused as to why she had crushes on Adrien, Marinette, and Luka at the same time

After a bit of explaining and reassuring her that it was totally normal and not being disloyal to a partner, Kagami came to terms with being polyamorous

Tamoe allowed Kagami to go to her first Pride Parade. On the condition that she take her sword to ward off protesters

She was so overwhelmed and wasn’t entirely sure what to do until she found Marinette, Luka, and Adrien in the crowd with their friends

The four of them hung out together and got closer

Believes Adrien in pastels is one of the purest things on Earth

When Marinette and Luka entered the flexing contest, Kagami had to keep Adrien and herself from fainting

When Luka asked her, Marinette, and Adrien to be his significant others she tried to resist the urge to jump and squeal, but couldn’t hold it in

Likes it when Marinette wraps her trans flag around her. It’s so warm

Chased off a protester and TERF with her sword. They said some shit about Marinette being ‘fake’, Luka being ‘greedy’, and Adrien being a ‘pansy’, and she just snapped / While screaming in rapid Japanese, she chased about fifty protesters away. Her SOs were so proud.

Sabrina: The Ginger Gent 👑🏳️‍🌈

She/Her, He/Him in Drag- PanRomantic

Rolls around in glitter, as is a Drag tradition

Dresses in drag. / The Ginger Gent is her drag king name and she’s got like a glam rocker theme going on

Sequined leather jacket, coiffed toupee, glitter makeup

Started doing drag when she was twelve. Her dad supported her wholeheartedly and even entered her in junior drag contests. She took first place three times

Sometimes puts on private drag shows for Chloé. (Nothing weird!)

Marinette helps makes most of her costumes

Luka’s partner in Drag / Together, they kick ass and still look glamorous

A makeup expert (Next to Marc)

Roger taught her self defense / If you're going to Pride, learn to fight

Has taken down thirty protesters, his hair still looks awesome, and there's not a sequin out of place.

Chloé: The Badass Polysexual Demigirl 💖💚💙

She/Her and They/Them

Not really that attracted to guys

Best dressed. / Marc/Luka/Sabrina: She wishes!

Only allows Marc to do their makeup, no one else!

She has her own float in the parade / She passes out rainbow boas

Taking names and kicking butt

Has actually choked a protester with their flag and they don't do a thing about it since they're the mayor's child

Chloe: It pays to have political power. / Marinette: In this situation.

Doesn't tell people, but they came to Marinette, Nino, and Kim about gender stuff when they were questioning their identity

The day was spent teaching Chloe about the trans spectrum until she found the gender that felt right to her

Whenever Chloe gets excited, she makes out with the first girl she comes across. / Many young female protesters started questioning things when the blonde's lips grazed against theirs'

[skybristle]

day 4. Let's go. ill make a cohesive post Probably later but NOT NOW im just going with my brain below cut for spoilers

been holding it in this whole time but my gay senses are now activated. Black raisin's voice does shit to me i am a RAGING homosexual. Sorry /lh 'i am,,, indebted to [hollyberry]' wildberry what do you MEAN??/ HELLO??? EYES EMOJI,,,,,,, wait wahhh thats so cute actually. Sobs and screams and cries and throws up. More reasons to be a hollyberry cookie stan forever and ever and ever. Don't fight me on this omg crunchy chip IS part raisin. once again on my idea him and black raisin are besties. Source: dude trust me. MIGHT elaborate on this later im not feeling the brainrot rn PV gonna bring up the truth,,, oooo king cant wait for this bitch to blow up uh oh uh oh. Clotted cream dont spill dude let PV do it i will kill you no hesitation with my bare hands. DAMNIT. also the music stopped UH OH. UH OH. THE MUSIC CHANGED. UH OH. pv breaking out the distressed sprite. Uh oh. i kinda get clotted creme's pespective but like. Wouldn't it be easier just to,,,,,,, Deal with dark enchantress and then DESTROY the soul jam????? and even then, you're dooming the ancients to death when they've lived so long considering themselves immortal. golden cheese would have his HEAD for even voicing the thought. CACAO GO KING GO KING GO SLAY SLAY KILL THAT TWINK KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL. clotted cream shut the FUCK up OHHHH SHIT. hb i love you but maybe let this one slide. Let peepaw kill. As a treat. granted i do think his perspective is probably biased due to the whole affo deal but like. Still. DONT DRAG PV INTO THIS. he was JUST ABOUT TO TELL THEM ON HIS OWN TERMS this could have been AVOIDED. oh my GOD clotted cream be PATIENT Oh my god PV's speech. Eats this up sooo hard. Oh my god i need to write an essay on PV and WL im actually deranged. EXPECT THAT SOMETIME OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO POLYCULE DIVORCE /JOKE. but seriously ougghhh thats so sad. poor PV but also king you had it coming. extra ouchie for fanon when he ALREADY got chewed out by messenger for this exact reason. He's losing everyone. God. FUCK. punches and screams and sobs and kicks. Help im actually being pushed to almost tears by the COOKIE GAME. FUCK CLOTTED CREAM SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP OH MY GOD> FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU KILL KILL KILL. I hate him so much oh my GOD. talking top slot over affogato jesus CHRIST. nooooooo hb her asking for extra strong juice is sooo fucked awww black raisin being so eager to help she accidentally breaks things. Love you queen so much she is so true all of the time "The kingdom is in Caramel Arrow Cookie's good hands" YASSSSS. queen is SLAYING. and making out with her canonical wife and girlfriend [magnolia cookie] /LH okay the ancients are making up its okay :] but MAN was i fucked up for a hot minute. I just really dont like how gc is absent and isnt learning with them. ill have to figure out a way to write her in and move around the council later. messenger would also be very important in this i think and they'd probably be back by the time gc's chapters are said and done with. ill have to think on it oughhhghgh,,, the final cutscene with the three heros. Falls down. Falls over and dies. OH MY GOD THEY ARE **MOCKING** the cheese fans. shes BARELY visible in this cutscene asset. but also wahhh thats so cute. OKAY. IM DONE. takes one million emotional damage and dies. My fanon is going thru a LOT of changes trust me after this

[gstqaobc]

💜💜💜HI FROM PG💜💜💜

💜💜💜HI FROM PG💜💜💜

Hello there everybody! I thought I would send a message or a post and just let you all know that I miss you and I miss being a very active part of Skippy‘s blog!!

I had my second vaccination the Astrazeneca on Tuesday and had my doctor assessment yesterday and my arm is getting better it’s still is not 100% so I am taking it low and slow and using the dictation software. I know so many of you have left messages such kind words of love and support and I really really really appreciate them! And I want to say a special message to💜🙏🏻💜 CHERUB, 💜🙏🏻💜you know that you are  in my  prayers every single day. Jesus is with you he will never leave you or for sake you no matter what happens. I will be back probably in another week I think with if my arm continues as it is progressing.

Now I have a few things I wanna say about what’s happening here first I wanna say the visit to Scotland was a rousing success and as usual our Catherine slayed Fashion wise and interpersonal skills wise! I saw someone write a comment that they didn’t like her in the brown and the khaki but I had commented a couple of weeks ago when she wore that beautiful camel coloured coat that I wish she would wear browns and taupes more often so I was just elated to see her wear those long wide leg pants that were hemmed exactly as they should be not dragging on the ground! I just think that this couple can do no wrong and they both very well for the future! Now I am not biased by my affection for the Cambridge is at all ha ha Ha! By the way I received my Hold Still book this week and I also received from Royal Mail Her Majesty’s at 95th birthday stamp first day cover and coin which was reasonably price I think £20? Anyhow the book is very substantial and because of my left arm being the way it is I have yet to be able to look at it because it’s quite heavy and it is a huge book, but I am looking forward to the day when I can hold it and I can enjoy looking at the pictures! Again I say Catherine kudos to you on your fabulous projects! Catherine I also wonder if you’re stealing my word wowza because when you met with Mila for tea, you said wowza as she showed her dress twirling. I’m wondering are you borrowing from PG?? Aka me?? 😂😂😂🤣🤣Catherine you are most welcome to share the word while that I think we are the only two people on the planet that still say it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

OK now onto our Harry. Heads together in the UK and many other mental health organizations around the world are doing fabulous work. CBT or cognitive behavioural therapy, cognitive restructuring, EDMR, Hipnosis, that’s spelt wrong but hey I’m dictating hypnosis is spelled HYPNO either we go anyhow those are all legitimate therapies done when they’re done by trained professionals! One thing that has always driven me crazy about Oprah and Dr. Phil who is her who is her surrogate,  is they do mumbo-jumbo therapy on tv and have people share their just horrific interpersonal stories with an audience and a television audience! It just it just sickens me to make people so vulnerable for attention and ratings and money and advertising! When I saw Harry doing the tapping and whatever I just felt whether he was doing it for real or whether he’s towing the line as I believe it is just so wrong to show somebody at their most vulnerable!! It just sickens me.

However let’s let us ask ourselves why is this happening now? When ‘her’, l will continue to use the descriptor ‘her’ was doing all the talking a.k.a. lying because every time her lips move we know she’s lying and now she’s been silent. But for the last well since about the time that the Duke of Edinburgh passed away Harry allegedly has flown back to the to the United States where apparently he’s lived for two years one article said which surprises me but anyways what what’s truth and in articles. And he has been everywhere good morning America that all these Apple things with Oprah and celebrities and doing this and that and the other all for mental health!

You know sometimes it’s too much of a good thing. There’s a lot of excellent organizations in Canada there’s a CMH a Canadian mental health Association all over the world. But this constant stream of video and him in our face that’s not normal and the things he saying or lies and their provable lies that they’re not difficult at all. This is NOT NORMAL! IT IS A DELIBERATE OVERSATURATION FILLED WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN THE VIDEOS, TRUST ME, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN ADVERTISING IS REAL. TAKE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO A FASHION MAGAZINE AND LOOK CLOSELY. YOU WILL BE AMAZED WHAT IS EMBEDDED IN THEM. JUST LIKE THE DISNEY VIDEOS THAT WERE SHOWN TO HAVE ADULT DRAWINGS.

In knowing Harry’s dedication to his Queen, his grandmother and his grandfather why on earth would he pick the first few days after the funeral to dig in like this and go so public? Why? We really must ask ourselves why? I will tell you why he is continuing to expose evil! There are all kinds of organizations that I’m not gonna name any “churches” some start with the letter S which many celebrities are members of Tom C is one. These organizations manipulate people and just like the NIXVM did in Canada. These backers are evil people and they’re willing to use people for anything in anyway at any purpose. The last picture I saw of Harry it was a video but I didn’t watch the video he looks so pale and so gaunt and so unwell that even though I believe he is doing the right thing and exposing all this and eventually hopefully eventually this will wrap up with him being free and everyone brought to justice let’s hope and pray, this is taking a terrible toll on him an absolute terrible toll. I have to again harken back to London scoop, everything has come to pass that she foretold way back several years ago when she came upon this information about this plot. I did a post one post last week where I propose the thought that the plot to integrate the British royal family began in the 1990s with princess Diana and I still believe that. I don’t know all the reasons or who the people would be but things things are just smelling very funny very very funny and I don’t mean funny as in laughter I mean funny as an off off off off!!!

So I say let us continue to pray for our Queen her family pray for the Cambridges, that they all stay safe and healthy the whole family to especially pray for Harry, whether do you think he’s doing his duty or you think he’s fallen under her trap and has become some whimpering child, pray for him all the more then because he needs it. If you really believe that he is he is doing this on his own free will because he’s mesmerized by her or he is woke and has become part of the woke world my goodness he needs more prayer than ever! To be released from these bondages!!

OK kids that’s my more than my two cents worth! As you all know it’s never one word thing with me I am very elaborative! I miss you all miss you and you all know who you are! Take care sending you all my love and prayers, PG!! I beg you all please don’t forget about me because I shall return I shall return!

To my dear Skippy, thank you for always being there. Thank you for relay messages. Most especially thank you for this safe space, your friendship and your prayers.

To my MM Anon/ Kensington Anon, thank you so much for your kind messages of love and support I have really appreciated it. I just feel like I’ve let everybody down by not being able to do the stories about the Cambridges. But I shall return soon hopefully in a week I’ll see how my arm is but it’s getting better hopefully in a week. I hope this finds you well, I hope you read this I don’t know if you ever checked my blog but if you do you will see this here.

💜🙂🙏🏻✝️💟PG💟✝️🙂🙏🏻💜

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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Random Wanda Vision Thoughts--

Episode 1: I am an emotional bitch crying at Wanda and Vision saying “i do” at the end of episode 1, like can these babies please catch a break? they just want to be happy. 

Also Agnes and the 70′s show mom are my favorite wtf. 

STARK TOASTERS I SEE YOU. 

WHO IS WATCHING THEM WTF 

Episode 2: 

Dottie should die, she seems like the type who needs gently run over by a bus

WHO IS IN THE RADIO

Elizabeth Olsen is so cute in this, absolutely adorable 

IS THAT DAVID SCHWIMMER PLAYING THE PIANO

Vision is drunk from getting gum in his gears, I’m actually cackling right now. 

Tiny bit culty with the “for the children” thing, huh? Yikes

BABY BUMP! 

Some creepo decides to get in on their world and Wanda literally went “i think the fuck not, let’s try this again and this time in technicolor” 

is that the cop who asked out Ant Man on the radio?

The difference in “sitcom” Wanda who is happy in her world and “real life” Wanda when she realizes something isn’t right is honestly astonishing and Grade A Face Acting. See what happens when they let women do more on screen then walk around in tight clothes with full lips parted in a sexy pout? 

Episode 3: 

Seventies Vision’s hair is ENDING ME, I can’t even deal with that. 

IT HAS TO BE DAVID SCHWIMMER except he looks like “russ” from friends instead of “ross” 

Poor Vision is not handling impending fatherhood well 

COMIC BOOK NAME DROP BILLY AND TOMMY I LOVE IT 

Poor pregnancy fritzing Wanda. DID WANDA JUST GLITCH A TIME ERASE AND NOT MEAN TO? Listen, I did not expect to love them as a couple this much. EW HER WATER BROKE OMG 

A STORK 

Oh Wanda, poor baby she’s so afraid, I write way too much fan fiction about how all these characters are secretly terrified to go through life alone to be okay with this. 

Why did I start crying immediately when the babies were born, I’m too emotional for this. She is so beautiful and Vision is so soft meeting his son as himself, oh my gosh. THE TWIN SCREAMS while the other twin comes omg this is Grade A Sitcom bullshit. 

The doctor knows something is Up and so do Herb and Agnes. *don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious*

...have we actually seen Ralph and I’m just blanking on it? WHY DON’T THEY LIKE GERALDINE? WHO IS SHE?

Oh no i’m crying again over pietro and the sokovian lullaby. Don’t let me watch this while I’m PMSing wtf this is torture. GERALDINE KNOWS ABOUT ULTRON

OH SHIT WANDA IS PISSED LOOK AT THAT DANGEROUS LADY. that head tilt is fucking lethal. 

I love agnes oh man. I know because of spoilers she’s something of a bad guy? but I love her

WHAT HAPPENED TO GERALDINE OMG DID WANDA KILL HER

Oh no, not dead. Just kicked tf out of the bubble. I just realized the symbol is for Sword. Is this some sort of experiment to keep Wanda contained post Endgame? I should have read more spoilers, I’m fucking confused. 

Episode 4: OH HOLY SHIT IT’S MONICA RAMBEAU AND IT’S POST EG SNAP OH MY GOSH SHE HAS NO IDEA SHES BEEN GONE FOR FIVE YEARS MY HEART IS BREAKING MY HEART IS BREAKING I CAN’T TAKE IT 

It IS the cop that hit on Ant Man! WHAT DO THEY MEAN WESTVIEW DOESN’T EXIST 

Oh it’s Darcy! Damn straight it’s Dr. Lewis. How very shocking, a woman was the one to show a room full of Ridiculous Men what’s going on?

ZOMBIE VISION OH MY GOD “no we can’t” oh man she is starting to CRACK and Vision knows something is wrong OH NO 

At this point I should point out that I am 1000% surprised at the quality of the show and 1000% pleasantly surprised by how much I’m enjoying it. The bar for Wanda’s character development was literally subterranean, but this is has been frankly sort of amazing?? 

Episode 5

Agnes asking about “taking it from the top” WHAT. I love so much the way the characters “break character” it’s so interesting and well done! WHY IS WANDA LYING TO VISION. 

WHERE IS RALPH

oh my god the babies are children now?? why isn’t agnes noticing?? THEY’RE SO CUTE I COULD CRY ALL OVER AGAIN 

I do not. trust. hayward. Why is he asking about Wandas nickname? Monica knows whats up-- she knows Wanda is grieving and hurting. 

THE VISIONS CORPSE WHAT? WHAT IS WANDA DOING OH MY GOD SHE STOLE VISION. Vision has a living will? Don’t you have to be human for that? Are you telling me the woman that loved Vision would straight up ignore his wish to not be turned into a weapon after his death? I have a hard time with this. 

Oh no Vision is starting to worry me. He’s onto Agnes, he’s noticing Wanda getting careless...the boys are adorable though. Good on Agnes for not even flinching. 

DAMN RIGHT WANDA COULD HAVE TAKEN OUT THANOS LETS HAVE SOME RESPECT PEOPLE. Also, why is Monica being sketchy about Captain Marvel? 

EMAIL ALERT EMAIL ALERT “none of it is real.” oh my god what is happening?!?!

“Is this yours?” OH MY GOD. “This will be your only warning” she is so unafraid and I love her for it. I love her accent coming back when she breaks characters LOOK AT HER TURNING ALL THOSE MEN AROUND I LOVE HER. 

“Fix the dead” oh my god the shock on her face. The absolute irony of her trying to tell her boys there’s rules when she’s writing the playbook as she goes. Oh my god. “Can’t I?” Jesus, then the credits start rolling because she wants the episode to be over but Vision won’t let her OH MY GOD. My heart is breaking

WHAT DOES IT MEAN SHE DOESN’T KNOW 

SHE RECAST PIETRO

Episode 6

OOOOH look at the classic costumes! Pietro is slaying me. I mean, it’s the wrong pietro but its still very funny. The way Vision calls her out and then plays it off is.... spooky. She is fully aware thats not her brother. “Be good.” holy shit. 

Look at me not liking Hayward again. “which one is the sassy best friend” i feel like that’s....racist. “don’t use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward” DRAG HIM SIS 

Listen Uncle Pietro being a little shit head is my favorite. I use the OG Pietro in my fics but this one is hilarious. 

Vision lied about being on duty? Yikes. The one house where people are stuck in a loop? YIKES. Its crazy how everyone is starting to be super aware of Wanda pulling the strings--MAGIC CHILD OMG. 

Whats past ellis avenue? Is that the limit of Wanda’s powers? I don’t super understand how Vision has his powers if he’s technically dead. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE AVENGERS ARE she really just gave him enough life to exist just barely. Agnes knows he’s dead so she wasn’t snapped??

Agnes’s witchy laugh while dressed like a witch is legit awesome. We call that FOREEEEEEEEESHADOWING! Oh and there’s Ellis Ave. Got it. 

Monica’s blood is changed?? Idk how to feel about Black Character willing to die for White Charaxter? I mean I know Wanda should be Jewish but still. Uncomfortably close to icky tropes but maybe I’m reading too far into it.

YIKES where was she hiding the kids till now? How’d she do all this? “I’m not a stranger or your husband” YIKES.

OH MY GOD DEAD PIETRO

OH MY GOD VISION STAY IN THE BUBBLE SOMEONE SAVE HIM SAVE HIM OMG BILLY CAN HEAR HIS DADDY DYING SAVE HIM

“The people need help” oh Vision you are truly Worthy

She literally expanded her world to save him omg

DARCY WHERED YOU GO geez look at power of this girls mind it’s about damn time we got a glimpse at just how intense her powers are

Season 7

Ok is this like a reality show? Oh man she is GLITCHING.

Oh no it’s just Wanda not Wanda vision cos she feels alone? So sad. She really is losing it isn’t she and not in a “lol how awkward” sortnof way but in that truthful hard to watch way that so many of us feel when we’re at the breaking point

“I actually did bite a kid once” I literally ugly laughed right there

I KNEW I COULDNT TRUST HAYWOOD

It’s so nice to see Darcy used in a real way. Her character was totally wasted in Thor

The way Wandas little interviews get more and more sad :(

Uhhh what does that mean Agnes is quiet on the inside? Again with the Ralph thing. I’m starting to think there’s no Ralph at all??

LOOK AT THIS GIRL WITH HER SPACE ROVER . She’s got that same look of determination her mama had. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER WHY ARE HER EYES BLUE

“....soooo Wanda killed me?” I’m ugly laughing again and I shouldn’t be but the comedic delivery is excellent. The whole “office” vibe with the cameras is making an otherwise devastating episode fairly funny

LOOK AT THIS GIRL STANDING UP TO WANDA we love a sharp cheekbones beauty

“Maybe I already am” I mean, I would have loved to hear that post Ultron when for some reason everyone blamed Tony for everything?? But hearing it now is just horrifying and I hate it

Oh vision deciding to go get to his wife is beautiful.

WHERE ARE THE BABIES WHERE ARE THE BOYS OH MY GOD IM FREAKING OUT WHAT BASEMENT THATS NEVER GOOD

Uh hey what the fuck is up with Agness creepy basement of horrors??

AGATHA HARKNESS OH MY GOD

This song is a BOP wtf she deserves an Emmy for this shit

Snoopers gonna snoop what?

Episode 8

Of course it’s Salem, where else would a witch story start

“They simply bent to my power” What a queen

lmaoooo THAT ACCENT COMES AND GOES Agatha really said what we’ve all been thinking

Wait so Wandas power drew Agatha in? I thought maybe Agatha trapped her here?? SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT WANDA IS

THE BABIES

Oh ouch this trip down memory lane is gonna hurt me isn’t it?

Oh no her mama I’m dying inside send help. The TV sitcoms. Oh my god is this her last memory before her parents died. HELP ME I CANT WATCH THIS

Oh my god, she had powers when she was little?? SHES NOT AN EXPERIMENT???

Listen I generally think telling a story retroactively is lazy writing? Just give us a well developed story the first time?? But this is BRUTAL and brutally well done.

SHE SAW HERSELF IN THE MIND STONE???

Would it have been so difficult for them to give us even a PEEK at this version of wanda vision in CACW? Marvel has the worst habit of just popping up like “oh hey these two love each other all the sudden with no real reason for it” but this is wonderful. So much character development.

Oh listen to this woman begging to be able to bury her husband omg. WAIT SO SHE DIDNT BREAK IN AND TAKE HIM?? WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO VISION?? DID HE PUSH HER INTO THIS PSYCHOTIC BREAK?? HE TOTALLY PLAYED HER INTO RECREATING VISION SHE JUST WANTED CLOSURE. He literally showed her visions dismembered corpse and said “say goodbye” I will kill this dude wtf

“I can’t feel you” guys I have to pause this so I can cry for a minute

“I can’t feel you” and then she leaves. Totally alone in the world. My heart is an empty husk.

Why the house though? Why west view?

OH FUCK ME UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME VISION WAS GOING TO BUILD THEM A HOUSE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

It’s not even real vision? Just the projection of her broken heart? “Welcome home” I am broken. Physically broken.

CHAOS MAGIC

SCARLET WITCH

I CANNOT

OH MY GOD WHITE VISION??? NO NO NO