#lie to your boss

[palmtreepalmtree]

My mom just started watching Suits -- and now I remember why I quit watching it when it was first airing while I was in law school. These people fucking stress me out.

[chapst1ckmcdyke]

Thinking about the time i didnt want to go to work SO BAD that i lied and said my grandpa died and how my boss asked me for proof so i just… screenshot an obituary from a random stranger from the same week and got 8hrs of bereavement pay for it

[driveitlikesebastianvettelwould]

Sebastian Vettel featured during the LA Sail GP Day 1 2023.

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[essektheylyss]

I'm always bewildered by fictional relationships where an ex is characterized in such a way that is clearly framed in a way that wants you to side with the POV character, but the circumstances are like, "Honestly, your ex is fully valid in this situation and I hope they find someone who deserves them because you sure didn't."

[artificial-condition]

Had a very rude patron who unfortunately had valid complaints but was just. So mean to me when all I did was try to help

[helluva-poly]

Blitzo: "I see we're buying gifts for OTHER PEOPLE'S cats from OUR cats now"

Millie: "Yeah isn't it adorable?"

Moxxie: "You're watching Die Hard with our three year old Blitzo, let's both just mind our own business"

[leenesomewhatdraws]

Novembmas, Day 13: First Train / Favorites !

Transcription:

[Ingo brings a mug to Emmet working on his laptop on the couch]

(E) [Emmet] (1) "Yayy ! Thanks, you're the best !"

(I) [Ingo] (2) "So does that mean I'm your favorite brother ?"

(E) (3) "But you're the only one I have ?"

[Ingo puts his head on Emmet's and hugs him from behind the couch]

(I) (4) "But am Iiii ?"

(E) (5) "Of course you are"

(I) (6) "Well you're also my favorite brother"

[abimee]

i would love 2 knoew what people like about Eureka so much without starting it off with ''i like kriles character'' because its 80% a bit but every time shes like ''we made good progress out on the field'' i laugh like WE? WE?

[istherewifiinhell]

First reprimand for shitty customer service <3. Well first one that wasnt just just my boss laughing and saying a local famous person accused me of stealing their wallet [left it on a shelf].

[woomycritiques543]

Though I dont want to make a full post in a looooooong time, just wanted to repost this real quick for the people in the back here in the the Hazbin tags on Tumblr:

[hexmaniacchoco]

So, Target has decided to fire employees who purchase a Stanley cup. Yeah the same Stanley cups that have lead in them. Target's reasoning is that they violated a policy which doesn't allow employees to gain an "unfair advantage" over customers when it comes to purchasing limited items. Managers' reasoning for allowing employees to buy the cup is that it's a cup and why on Earth should people not be allowed to buy them. My opinion is scalping is bad and a problem that needs to be better addressed by companies. The solution is not to fire employees for buying limited items, even if they put one to the side for themselves to purchase after work. I think a much better solution is one we already use, which is the good old fashioned purchase limit paired with not making only like 1 of something per every hundred of people wanting it. You want to buy a few? Sure, maybe you're buying the others for friends or family or something who also like the thing. You want to buy 10? 50? The entire stock on display and all in the back? Absolutely not, sir madam or other.

Also if you're a Target employee who got fired, definitely make sure to file for unemployment and have the state investigate for unlawful termination. It might not be considered as such because it was a stupid policy but still a policy, but might as well find out and have them go after Target if it is. (And no, "at-will" does not mean that an employer can fire you for absolutely any reason. They just want you to think that so you don't bother to track conversations in written (text/e-mail/etc) form and have state labor departments investigate when you get fired and are applying for unemployment.)

[sparkburst]

Sometimes I think about this exchange I overheard in college where a baby art student was complaining about an assignment they had to do where they were supposed to draw with a single ballpoint pen on one sheet of paper until it ran out of ink and they were like “I finished the drawing and it still has ink left so I’m gonna have to ruin my drawing :(“ and I knew I was built different because I would just lie. Yeah I totally used up the entire pen on this. Yep absolutely. No you can’t see the pen

[absentmoon]

rgat decision absolutely baffled me like dooku. right now you actively want to overthrow your boss. so when he says hey kill your loyal apprentice who im directly telling you i feel is a threat to me. You Shouldnt Do That

[night-howl38]

Hello everyone, my name is Kate, AKA Night-Howl, and welcome to my account! ^^

I'm a 22 year-old autistic, ace lesbian who enjoys drawing (traditional and digital), animating, and playing video games.

I mainly post SFW art and animations of my interests and my own original stuff, but will sometimes draw stuff with slight blood, which I put trigger warnings on.

Other than that, my account is a safe place :3

My current hyperfixations:

• Eddsworld

• Danganronpa

• MDA: Raincode

• Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

• Don't Hug Me I'm scared

• SMG4

• Murder Drones

• The Owl House

• Fran Bow

• Little Misfortune

• South Park

• Bluey

• Chikn Nuggit

• Pokémon

• Spy x Family

• The Promised Neverland

• Violet Evergarden

• Your Lie in April

• My Hero Academia

• Death Note

• Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake

• Doki Doki Literature Club

• Spooky Month

• Assassination Classroom

Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy this account, and give it a follow if you like my content. Check out my YouTube channel too! ^^

[parapsychoiogy]

hyperfixations being reignited from like the littlest things really is hell sometimes why big boss selling me bottled water in my dreams boy get of here

[scarefox]

He speaks from my soul!