#lighthearted post

[deceit-and-knowledge]

ooc:

[engineeroftheaurora]

Jonny D'Ville is a fat fuck

[samglyph]

Let John be a fuck up ok

[phinjeet]

* 1 thing abt phinjeet iz they would never get married . i hate amatonormativity i hate “and then they got married romantically and had a romantic wedding and had kids and lived happily ever after romantically romancestyle bc that is the peak of Relationship and the only logical conclusion” no they r just a couple faggy best friendz in a qpr . u just cant handle their beautiful faggy aromantic queerplatonic best friend swag that transcendz the boundariez of socially accepted relationshipz and iz smth beautiful and handmade and unique 2 them u simply dont GET IT

[scuorge10]

“Eurylochus stabbed Odysseus!”

1) No! That was Perimedes!

2) They had a pretty solid reason to do so! Odysseus is NOT the innocent protagonist y’all try to paint!

[bethn0tfound404]

There comes a time when you get so many fevers while sick you can't tell if you have a fever or just really cold and a headache, only to find out you did have a fever 😁/silly /lighthearted

[flatstarcarcosa]

My selfship mutuals don't know this post is about the most irritating man in wrestling

[vertical-tacos]

everyone's always like "Oh the only way leshy can get drunk is nectar / ambrosia because he's a god/ former god

you fools. you absolute fools.

may I present the idea of PLANT FOOD making him drunk . MIRACLE GROW WILL MAKE HIM TIPSY

[mariuskisser]

all for the gideon dipping kremy poses. now do it the other way around

[void-the-punk-or-something-idk]

Day: ??? of kinsidering Ford Pines

Should probably get out of denial. Can't until my last shred of doubt is extinguished. Is this proof?

Might be shifted right now. Feeling phantom limb about my sixth fingers.

This post was meant to be humorous, but I can't think of a punchline. o7

[lodeddiprr]

you guys watch/read doawk for rodrick heffley

I read doawk because my aunt told me to

[phinjeet]

* that 1 post abt how every show should end like pnf (w the main characterz getting 2gether 2 sing a song n drink lemonade) rlly made me underestimate what the finale waz gonna b like cuz hm no i think they did a bit more than that . there waz a timeloop , every1 almost died , baljeet waz mvp az alwayz , candace saved the world by throwing a spoon , yk

[cassyapper]

sorry for threatening suicide all the time cause i think it’s a funny hyperbole. i will be going to therapy soon do not worry

[tikiki05]

Ooh, a Gwen Stacy opinion that is harmless and that I respect but personally disagree with. BLOCKK‼️‼️

[temporallloop]

the horrors persist but what else can i do but stay silly. i am the only one that can be silly in the way that i am and this brings meaning to the world so i must persist also

[jun1ebu6]

sry for the lack of content everyone I started FFXVI and Clive Rosfield jumped out of the screen and put my brain in a hyperfixation chokehold <3