thought of sitting down on your couch and watching a completely unrealistic "reality" love drama show with SatoSugu, both of their arms lounged comfortably behind you along the back of the cushioned furniture. you retort cunning, brash criticism from time to time with each passing scene/episode whenever something goes haywire, about how the men are repulsive and unloyal as fuck, all while Satoru leans in close to you and completely agrees with you, theatrics and all.
"That was so fucking disgraceful, what a asshole! she definitely didn't deserve that"
"Ughhhh, I know right?! he should've just came out and tell her to her face instead of pulling that shady shit! god, men ain't shit!"
and poor Suguru just glances back and forth between the two of you, enjoying the boisterous, distasteful remarks about the cheating partners in the current show you all were watching. he thinks it's silly and ridiculous, but he truly admires the full hearted admiration and passion that dwells in yours and Satoru's tone. the pure thrill and enticement in the both of your eyes filling his heart with so much love and adoration. he absolutely loves his silly, dramatic partners 💗
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"Offender mans number 1 hater!"
Homie your just one of us-
But honestly I despise him-
(I didn't mean this in a mean way if this offended you)
You don't understand I want to burn him at a stake then put his head through one then burn that then feed it to the compost
And dw, you didn't offend me I get it
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before I was forced to learn about matty healy's terribleness the one thing I knew about him is that he's the least cool nepo baby alive and that has always been so funny to me. imagine having to admit that your success is partly thanks to your parents' money and connections except those parents are actually just denise from loose women and that guy from the tv show benidorm
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going on a week long hiatus!
leaving stuff in the queue so that way it's not crickets here. but i'm not gonna be answering asks or dms until probably next weekend. just taking some time off from this place for mental health reasons.
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Its so fucking insane that the premier league and sky want to "crack down on illegal streaming" because it will "destroy football" when its actually them that's destroying football. I cannot think of any other country where you can't watch every match in the league live in that same country. Or needing 3 or 4 providers to watch what little matches they do offer. You aren't losing money from someone streaming a match you weren't showing anyway which is absolutely what the bulk of illegal streams are. Absolutely fucking insane
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