#like every other of my fav 2d men

[babiebom]

Replying to: https://www.tumblr.com/babiebom/744000792988631040/do-ignore-if-you-dont-allow-this-tt-heyy-i-see

What do i miss? 😳

Im still new to this. What update? 😳

P/S: Who is/are ur fav character(s)? Im fcking whipped for more 2D guys now 😩❤️‍🔥

I don’t know how new you are to the game but on the apple App Store they updated the game so we could no longer put in codes for free gems.

Like at the bottom underneath the paid gems there used to be a space where we could put in codes like almost every single day and get like at least 10 or 15 gems for each code. Then one day the app updated and there was just…no space for that anymore. I think it’s because of some rule in the App Store or something. But at least they’re doing discounts and stuff more often for the paid ones. And they reset my achievements so I can get the gems again for the easy ones that I already had gotten. It’s annoying but not annoying enough for me to not play the game.

For favorites I’d have to say top 5 men right now are

Tamura blood (always and forever my man)

Zander Echo

Yasuda Hitoshi

Johnny Roe

Optimo Lynx

Special shoutouts to the Lustful Duo, Ezra Michelle, Azur Blackshade and Vile Darko

For women i really like Ramona Graves!! The other women I’m playing only for gems lmao. I still feel mean choosing the non gem options though. I feel like they hate me :(

[frogchiro]

am i fully aware that cyno's ears are only part of his helmet? yes i am. will i give him a big fat knot anyway? i most definitely will.

[sinkix]

- What your fav Haikyuu!! Character says about you│Karasuno edition -

Obviously these aren’t meant to be taken too seriously lol. I’ll probably make this into a series at some point where I include the other teams idk this took me way too long to do JWIDJQENWKJQFN WE’LL SEE. ENJOY! <3

2D men are infinitely superior I said what I said.

Hinata: 

A sucker for motivational speeches or quotes and they always get you hyped up.

Very ambitious and positive despite frequently getting lost in life

Not as innocent as you seem but still a cinnamon roll lololol

You probably eat fruit as a regular snack n ppl judge you for it

Highkey a dumbass but in a very endearing way so people can’t help but like you

Summer is probs ur fave season

Definitely own several plushies and definitely get defensive about it

The friend people go to when they need cheering up.

You either go to bed at 8pm or 3am no in between.

Your texting style consists of several messages as opposed to one paragraph/sentence with the use of MANY emojis.

You 100% fuck with pineapple on pizza. 

Got your head stuck in a cat flap that one time.

Have a hella low alcohol tolerance or don’t drink at all.

Hella clueless when it comes to people flirting with you, they have to hold a neon sign in front of you for you to get the message

“Oh you were flirting with me?” “I was every day for 5 months but thanks for finally noticing”

Definition of a tab hoarder, your pc/laptop frequently crashes because it can’t handle that many but you refuse to get rid of any.

Always get toothpaste stains on your shirt no matter how careful you are.

“Wait we had homework???”

Nishinoya:

You often get random bursts of energy outta nowhere or at 2am and have no clue how to handle it 

You can’t help but head bang and scream the lyrics to your fav songs.

Probably have a hella diverse music taste.

Likely an active/outdoorsy person who either does sports or wants to.

Vvv loyal, type of friend you can call in the middle of the night and you’ll be there.

Chaotic good or Chaotic neutral.

You’re either one of the most responsible people in the room or one of the most fuckin chaotic and irresponsible lmao no in between it just depends on your mood.

Frequently pull all nighter’s and doesn’t even feel guilty about it

Chug soda like it’s water.

An extrovert or one of those introverts that are bat-shit once you actually get to know them.

You have zero shame, can and will run across the street stark naked for a cheeseburger and a can of sprite.

Like fuck yeah who wouldn’t for a burger and some sprite y’know??

Despite being a whirlwind you are actually a hella chill person to have as company.

You own a skateboard or want to.

Own at least one pair of converses or vans.

Probably have a bucket list or tons of future plans for travelling/adventures stored in your head.

You really want a dog and would call it something like Dexter or Human Destroyer 9000.

Likely have had several hair colour phases.

A slut for doritos.

You ate glue once as a kid and it was kinda okay and that fact still haunts you.

Tanaka:

Listen to rap more than any other genre and ur playlist is fire

Punched dry wall that one time

Probably have several piercings and plan on getting more

Prefer sports bras to regular ones.

Intimidates outsiders but your friends don’t take you seriously in the slightest lmaoaoaooa

Ppl find it hard to approach you but you’re actually super chill so you get sad 

Definition of that Kanye meme “before you talk to me” >:( “after you talk to me” :)

Probably don’t trust people easily

Type of person that once you’re challenged/dared to do something they WILL do it regardless of how stupid bc you hate being called a pussy.

Went through a phase where you only listened to Eminem.

Probably is/was the class clown or wished they were.

You have virtually no patience and a pretty short temper lmao.

You’re a go-getter and hate being told you can’t do something

Definitely snuck out the house several times as a teen.

Walks barefoot outside a lot bc fuck shoes lol

The pairs of shoes you do own are mostly worn down sneakers you refuse to swap out.

You’re that asshole that wears socks with holes in for the sport of it and it doesn’t phase you in the slightest. (dw I do too lmaooao)

Could probably bench press someone’s dad

Enjoy’s drinking coffee.

Kageyama:

Such a picky eater bitch god damn.

Usually hella hydrated and judge people that don’t drink enough water.

Eats spoonfuls of chocolate nesquik powder when no one is looking I said what I said

You like stoic and Tsundere guys who have the outer emotional capacity of a brick wall.

You’re probably the same in that sense and don’t enjoy letting people know what you’re thinking/feeling

Poker face 90% of the time

Type of person to pretend not to find a joke funny but then crumble and start crying with laughter.

Probs an introvert

Once when someone asked you what you wanted for Christmas you responded “to be left the fuck alone” and it still applies to this day.

like fr you just wanna be left alone man but ppl keep bothering you.

You HATE it when people tell you to smile and quite literally take it as an insult.

Your bedtime is 9pm and you stick by it religiously 

Always smell really good like damn what you got on??

The most you do with your hair if it’s long enough is throw it in a pony tail and call it a day.

Either have really nicely manicured nails or you’v chewed them down to the nub no in between.

You hate to admit it but you doubt yourself a lot and it really frustrates you.

Probably wet the bed a lot as a kid and you’re still salty about it.

lololol bed-wetter Kags lover

Audibly snorted typing that I’m sorry.

Probably had a ._. face reading that since ur usually hella unamused.

Cute awkward dork though behind that facade it’s just most people don’t see it.

So critical of yourself like chill

An earth sign or an Aquarius idc.

Do not know how to reciprocate a hug but desperately need one

When people flirt with you you somehow manage to make them intimidated with your responses and scare them off.

You called your teacher “mum/dad” once and you get Vietnam flashbacks to this day.

Daichi:

You probably have a daddy kink and lowkey daddy issues with it

Very supportive friend who has a lotta patience

Hella determined and humble.

Mostly wear black because it’s just much easier than colour coordinating and plus you just prefer the simplicity, but you’re pretty vibrant as a person.

The one who stays sober at parties to drive the others home.

Probably haven’t been in many relationships but still do enjoy romance.

seems stern but is actually very friendly and enjoy company bc you don’t like spending too much time by yourself.

Honestly just wants to chill out, go to bed and read a book.

A coffee connessieur but mostly just drinks instant bc ur too lazy to make it properly and just drink it black.

Very reliable.

Often get stuck with most of the work during group projects lololol

People frequently ask you for the answers to the homework/assignment and it really depends on your mood and how charitable you’re feeling as to whether you’ll lend it to them

Low-key a sadist.

100% Old soul

Despite this you are a fuckin dork and have quite an immature but really funny sense of humour.

You have a thigh kink. 

Def grew up reading wattpad smut and most of ur sexual knowledge stems from that

probably prefer manga to animated versions

Absolute pro at winged eyeliner and looks v good in it.

Probably give lectures even without realising it.

Shamelessly watches the nature channel for hours on end and what of it.

Honestly just done with everyone’s shit lmao

Sugawara:

Either are the mom friend or the one the mom friend has to look after.

You vibe with pastel colours

Your fav season is either spring or autumn.

oversized hoodies and knitted sweaters are your vibe.

Enjoy drinking herbal tea

Likes the smell of rain and will purposely step outside after a storm and S N O R T the smell of damp concrete. (srry if ur from some dry ass place like nevada lmao it rains alot in the UK soooOOOoO)

Quiet but have a really creative imagination and has one HELL of a loud voice when they’re pissed off

like,, I wouldn’t dare get on ur nerves ion want my ear drums bursting damn.

Hoards flavoured chapsticks and scented lip gloss

Either did or still have your Harry Potter house in your bio and it was probably Hufflepuff.

Gives people advice that they are fully aware also applies to themselves but doesn’t follow it LMAO.

Listens to K-pop and several Korean and Japanese genres.

Played a dating sim once and you enjoyed it but ur still ashamed and refuse to ever talk about it.

Smells like lavender or something hella floral

Probably reads a lot of Yaoi and no one else knows but you.

Would 100% own a chinchilla

Read Killing Stalking and it messed you up for weeks.

Asahi:

The one who was trying to flirt for months and the other person never got the hint

Probably a really pretty crier and vibe with the mascara running aesthetic.

You tear up easily lol.

Probably a water sign.

Low-key a bad bitch though 

Looks really good in red lipstick

That one person who’s v attractive but completely unaware and v insecure.

That one friend who seems so soft and innocent but can turn into a banshee when need be.

Crying is your therapy.

You overthink a LOT and it often stops you from achieving what you want.

Actually have a lot of willpower despite ur sensitivity.

Was def a pushover as a kid and still have a chip on your shoulder about it.

Hella artsy and day dreams a lot.

You attract broken souls and often get turned to when people’s problems need fixing yet you’re a total mess yourself

Listens to Girl in red while questioning your sexuality

which you do a lot.

You hate being put in a box or labelled.

Gave up on that hobby that one time and you really wanna get back into it.

Always have at least one hair tie on your wrist that’s basically an accessory at this point.

Own a phat ass fish tank with hella pretty fishes bro it’s such a vibe say hi to Nemo for me.

Yamaguchi:

Too scared to ask for extra ketchup packets so you get your friend to ask instead.

Probably have anxiety.

The time you stuttered once when introducing yourself frequently gives you cringe attacks.

Major animal lover and prefers them to people.

Talked to a tree once and it was a pretty cool experience.

Wear a lot of pink or cute colours and radiate babi energy.

Likely wear skirts 

Wear those aesthetic planets necklaces and your tumblr is filled with space related art and themes.

Enjoy staring up at the clouds and figuring out what animal they are.

Has a lot of secrets that they probably tell to their cat.

dw ur cat isn’t a snitch they got you covered.

“meow”

yeah they definitely didn’t just try to reveal ur deepest traumas to your cousin.

If you don’t have a cat you probably would want one and would call it Mittens or sumn.

You’re whipped for freckles and anyone that has them instantly becomes 1000x more attractive to you

Either like 5′2″ or 5′10″ no middle ground

Definitely own a turtle or rabbit and if you don’t then you should.

Forgets your assignments but the professor lets you off because you’re so nervous they can’t scold you.

Oversleeps at least 2 times a week

Will not get up before 1pm on a weekend

Wall flower at parties but people still approach you bc you are so friendly and kind.

Social anxiety intensifies.

Always get’s called on in class when you haven’t been paying attention and it really troubles you.

Has a minimum of 3 blankets on your bed that you cocoon yourself in.

Tsukishima:

Your attracted to snarky assholes.

Sarcasm and insults are your form of flirtation and you get immediately turned off if they can’t take it or get upset.

Probably shy away from your feelings

Random flashbacks to embarrassing events frequently keep you up at night

Judge peoples fashion choices as they walk past you but actually have a really good eye for what works and what doesn’t.

You look like you have your shit together and you kinda do for the most part.

The quiet kid in class that’s listening to some loud ass screamo or rock n roll’ but ppl have no idea.

Definition of the glinting anime glasses pushed up your nose bridge cliche.

When you make a mistake you question all your knowledge and abilities but no one else knows that about you

Refuses to cry since you view your emotions as a personal weakness

If someone hugged you you’d get VERY uncomfortable.

Physical contact is not your forte

Probably a 5′0″ demon.

Would peg a man to assert dominance but you’re actually a lil bitch.

Knows the answer to the question they can’t solve.

Doesn’t study as much as they should but somehow still gets good grades.

Really likes french fries and the taste of strawberries.

Just wants to be left alone

Ennoshita:

The one friend that gets talked over and it really pisses you off but you’re too nice to say anything.

Seems really passive but can actually be hella confrontational when they wanna be

No tolerance for peoples bullshit 

Really stable and just an overall reliable person.

People often forget you’re in the room lmao but it’s okay you’d rather listen anyway.

Actually has a really interesting mind and a lot to say but mostly keep it to yourself unless they’re your friend

Answered for someone else in attendance a few years ago and it still bothers you.

People often come to you to vent and you’re chill with it

Don’t stand out much but honestly it doesn’t bother you

Can and will get through an entire book/series in a matter of 3 days.

Quite a minimalist and organised for the most part

You look like you have your shit together and you def do.

Have a controversial taste in pizza.

You have more acquaintances than friends but the ones you do are a v tight knit circle.

Will re take a quiz several times till you get the character you wanted

Radiate Virgo and Libra energy.

Kiyoko:

Type of person to say “step on me” as a way of complimenting and you mean it literally.

Both a sadist and masochist

When someone tells you their not interested it just makes you want them 100x more and it frustrates you why are you like this.

Doesn’t compliment often but when you do it’s really heartfelt.

Looks like your silently judging people but in reality you really couldn’t care.

Just kidding you low-key judge them anyway.

Very picky when it comes to partners.

Independent but has random hella clingy moments.

Despite being quiet, you are capable of roasting a bitch alive if they test your patience.

Like I would NOT wanna get on your bad side

You could deadass send them to therapy, their emotions fenna need some aloe vera for that burn.

Just really calm and relaxed tbh so people enjoy being in your company even though you don’t talk much.

When you do though it’s usually something really interesting or funny.

You just don’t see the point in talking if what your saying doesn’t hold any value??

You hate small talk and would rather slingshot yourself off a skyscraper than partake in it.

Your face is easy to read and you make no effort to hide it.

If your in a bad mood they WILL know.

Look like your plotting someones demise or questioning life’s theories but in reality you’re really just thinking bout what you want for dinner.

Honestly just a sweetheart tbh.

Low-key have a staring problem.

Has really neat and cursive handwriting like who tf taught you that.

Yachi:

Frequently says something then panics that it could be misinterpreted 

You overthink literally everything you have ever said and the actions you haven’t even committed yet

Really likes the taste of sherbet 

Could cut a bitch if they needed to

You spend most of your money at Urban Outfitters and don’t regret it.

have an assortment of colouring pencils that ppl always try and borrow and never give them back.

You highlight the shit outta your papers and never read them again.

Really like the smell of peaches

Probably have a v interesting earring collection.

Hoard water bottles in your room and you feel majorly guilty about it.

The taste of honey disgusts you but you eat it anyway for some reason.

Somehow managed to burn rice and solidify soup.

You shouldn’t be trusted in the kitchen but you try your best regardless.

I feel like that applies to most things in your life

Like yeah you fucked it up but like you’re trying your best lol cmon

V tolerant of people but have zero time for fuckboys and shut them down instantly.

You frequently get the shakes from caffeine or anxiety

Or both.

You give really encouraging hugs.

Have no clue what you wanna do in life but it’s ok bby it’ll work out.

Takeda:

You’re a very underappreciated and underrated person and I love u

Probably an English/languages major

Really kind and outgoing but high-key mysterious

Actually has a phat fucking temper like damn where did that come from.

Won’t take no for an answer when you want to achieve something.

That one person people don’t realise is there listening to your conversations but you definitely are and now know Becky’s deepest darkest secret.

Fuck you, becky.

Wore contacts once and forgot to take them out for 3 days.

You wondered why your eyes were so itchy.

Your music taste does not match your appearance.

Probably watch a lot of crime shows and imagine you’re an investigator

Aced physics and chemistry.

More than likely an introvert with extrovert tendencies when you feel like it.

Actually quite temperamental but it’s okay since you’re a v genuine person.

Often debate getting a sugar daddy bc that income looking real tempting rn.

Honest to a fault at times but it’s something people come to appreciate about you.

Just really wanna sleep for 15 hours and sit in front of your laptop with some hot coco.

Ukai:

You like older men

The smell of tobacco and coffee low-key comforts you for some reason.

Peed in a bottle that one time while on a road trip and forgot to throw it out until you found it a week later.

You’re a slut for dyed hair and dudes with piercings.

You once got drunk and passed out on a spinning round-a-bout in a park and your friend still has pictures that you refuse to acknowledge.

Bi-curious and just radiate big Bi energy

Would experiment but you’re too hesitant.

Hates the taste of beer but drinks it anyway.

Just wants to be loved man I stg is that too much to ask.

Often wonder if your friends actually like you then realise you don’t really care anyway lmao.

You still love them though.

Tired of working over time and just wanna catch a break.

Amazon Prime is your best friend.

Random ass parcels comin thru’ each day and it feels like Christmas.

A very lonely and one-man party Christmas.

Stop spending your fucking paycheck.

Have a pretty dark/cynical but really funny sense of humour and you often make people laugh.

Have a big ass temper and people KNOW it.

Often fantasised about dropping out and becoming a stripper bc your patience was being TESTED.

Really likes money but who doesn’t tbh.

You radiate Chaotic Evil but keep it under wraps.

[mrskurono]

Hi Three! Thanks for replying to me. I hope your week is going well <3

I really just wanted to have a more clear mind and “detox” because my last job was so toxic. I didn’t even realize how much I needed this break until I realized how catty my former supervisor was. Anyway, I’m currently at home trying to plan ahead for getting into grad school but I’ll apply to jobs again. You’re right! Personal wellness is so important.

Ugh, I can imagine that once I’m married to Bokuto it gets worse because he has pictures of us on our wedding day, pictures of our kids, etc. His teammates have to deal with him showing off all the time XD Oh gosh, I forgot that Iwa was an only child but I totally agree with you! That warms my heart that he cherishes time and attention.

Kageyama is a cutie! I only selfship with 3 Haikyuu men but I can never forget the ones I liked First so I feel that 😂

I’m so close to finishing season 1 but I love the show! It’s really interesting plot wise and I have such soft spots for some of the characters. I haven’t read the manga yet! The main reason I started it was because you and Rae started talking about it. But when I saw the “mommy milkers” or muscles of characters in one of your posts/Rae’s(?) posts I knew I was done for. I was like “I must watch this” but it took me a few weeks to finally do it aha

Ugh, Obi is one of my types but I didn’t know he’s an Aries! Yeah, I love that he’s so important even in the first season. He’s so jacked! It’s crazy! I will say I would also like to be strong as hell like Obi! It’s okay Three, I’m only 5’0 so I’d look like a child next to him 😂

Aww, I totally agree! I can see him sobbing because he really didn’t expect it but he’d be so sweet about it. He’d be telling everyone about it aha. I’d fall for him because of his dad energy. The moment I see him talk and interact with kids, I’ve fallen for him. He definitely respects his significant other.

Wah! I’ve seen Kurono but not in the anime yet! I will say the other Fire Force man I’m interested in is Waka but Obi is my main one for now lol

I hope you have a great day and take care Three 💕

-😊 anon

Of course ♡ And honestly not to bad, the mom rage is only mildly simmering aside the pms rage. I hope your hump day has treated you well!

Toxic work environments are soul sucking. I mean jobs as a whole are soul sucking but it's worse day in and day out with coworkers who make it worse. I didn't hate my coworkers but I'm also not sorry to not go back to work either bc you can only deal with drama so much. So I'm glad you've put yourself first! ♡

Bokuto is borderline annoying with photos I think we can all agree on that 😂 But its a good thing he has a certain charm to him that keeps people from wanting to strangle him every time he rolls up with a photo album of the last six months of your family life 😂

Kags was far from the first one I liked (RIP sorry Hinata) but he's definitely stuck with me as my fav even over Atsumu shhh

That was me and the mommy milkers thing 😂😂😂 The irony? I hate the bara body type on dudes I can't see Obi or Vulcan sexually at all 😂 But to be fair...once you get more Vulcan, I'm pretty sure you and Rae will have a lot to talk about for that man 😂😏 But Fire Force is still one of those shows that you literally enjoy everyone. I've yet to encounter a character I don't enjoy to some capacity. And the writing is <333

I might be 5'8 but damn well I'm gonna take on Obi, it's in my Aires blood to do so

Obi oozes daddy energy but like in the purest way possible so he gets my seal of approval. I adore Obi as a character. Not sexually attracted to him but him and I can chill in a hot tub five feet apart bc we're not gay 😂

Shhh....just...just ignore Kurono he's....something....I still can't explain myself, that's just my husband and I love him more than any 2d man ever >.>

Waka has a soft spot. He reminds me of Rae so I do still kinda have a soft spot for a tiny lil angry pisces of a man <3

[sukirichi]

hello so please help a girl out if you can. this goes out to other characters i fell for but i’m gonna say gojo satoru for now. ive been sad lately because of other people shipping him with other characters. i cant help but feel jealous but am i the only one who feels this way? i really don’t want to be bothered by it so if you OR if anyone reading this feels the same way, what do y’all do to not let it bother you😩😩 genuine question

hi baby 🥺🥺 aww well for me tbh im not a very jealous person and i have never jealous that much in my life before,,,maybe its bcos deep down im confident with the solidness of my relationships but in terms of 2d men, i suppose that IS different. hmmm i dont think youre the only one that feels that way! I know for sure a lot of people hate kuon for being a simp for sniper mask (and i mean, can we blame her, sniper mask SEXY) and OKAY ngl i feel a lil jelly every time utahime and gojo gets shipped but not so much, its mostly just because i see them as chaotic siblings and i dont understand the ship. and to answer your question, in order to not let it bother me, i just remind myself that people are free to ship whoever they want. like me for example, i personally am not such a big fan of canon eremika, but i wont go around hating on their shippers or the actual ship itself. Ofc its important to keep in line our emotions with what we say and make sure we're not disrespecting other ships just because we dont feel the same way :P its perfectly fine and normal to be jealous when your fave is shipped with another character, dw! my advice to not be bothered by it is to just delve deep into your imaginations and imagine yourself with your fav if that would make you feel better! Anything is possible with your imagination after all 💕💕💕 im so sorry if this doesnt help, im not a jealous person at all even tho im a scorpio and jealousy is quite an alien emotion to me so i wasnt really sure what to say 🥺 if anyone has thoughts regarding this, im sure the anon would like to hear your take on it!

[kamotoshi]

im thinking about atsumu with a boltund like??? it just suits him. happy, fiercely loyal and full of energy. other pokemon that come to mind is a fennekin and a zorua.

bonus: his zorua has a brother zorua that belongs to osamu !! kita gave the pokemon to them as eggs. he just had a feeling that these two should go to his fav twins

AH I love this concept omg 🥺🥺 tsumu would def pick yamper bc he thought it was cute and then he’d be so excited when it evolved into a boltund like YES MY SON IS GROWING UP 😭😭 samu and tsumu having twin zoruas that kita gave to them 🥺🥺 pls my heart

kita’s another one I can see having a random babie type pokemon that he loves and adores like a stufful or a swirlix or a hatenna but it’s a fuckin tank 😂 suna I could see with a haxorus just bc of that outrage move where it attacks with full force and then get confused (kinda like how he gets lazy when the team has a lead lol). and aran!! eeveelution team for sure. he’s getting all those stones, following all the steps to evolve his eevees every single way so he can have all his bases covered. he would do anything for his sylveon 😭

idk where that came from lol I guess I just like the thought of our fav 2d men with their lil pokemon partners 😂

[luciens-one-and-only-sea-otter]

Five Otome/Romance Game Men I Adore

Hai hai many thanks for thinking of me for this tag game @justine-the-guillotine !!

 I always feel pressure to do these things perfectly, even though it’s just talking about things I like :’) so please bear with me in my, probably, screaming appreciation. I’ve been thinking of a list a characters for a whole day and honestly I’m suddenly blanking,,, who do I adore? lol who knows,,, Well actually you are about to know cause I am going to tell you LOL. OkAY. Enough of this blabbering, onto the list of many mens.

Please know I am excluding Lucien (MLQC) because it is obvious that I adore him to a fucking fault. If you want to see me do a whole appreciation about those him just hmu in my asks or message me and I will go on for days bby

This list is in no way order of most to least adored, I physically could not make that kind of decision jkdfjksdfh. ALSO PLS KNOW I DO SWEAR LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR AND I TALK OF SMUSHING LOVELIES OFTEN. IT”S JUST MY PERSONALITY SO SHHHHH IF YOU DON”T LIKE IT DON”T READ IT BOO, THAT SIMPLE!

Takeda Shingen (Ikemen Sengoku) - Okay, I will be honest, I was very skeptical of sengoku period romance games because I had played some in the past,,, but holy shit, Shingen blew me away. He quickly rose up the ranks of otome men in my heart, and I think about him at least once a day now. I related so much with his MC because it was so hard not to lust and swoon over that man. I have no idea how or when I fell hard for him but it happened and I am not mad at all. I self insert so much with my games,,, and it’s easy for me to slip my real feelings into my fantasies. And honestly I really wish I could have Shingen IRL, ~~though I’m sure I would absolutely freak out and hide under a rock if he ever paid me any attention. He represents the perfect man, lover, and husband to me; he’s on a god level kind of man. Shingen is compassionate, knows boundaries and has never restricted MC from doing anything she loved (without good reason), he’s reliable and strong in a way that makes my heart melt. AND  LET’S NOT FORGET HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT THIS MAN IS, HE IS SO FUCKING SMART AND I WISH CYBIRD LET US SEE HIS EXTREME INTELLIGENCE MUCH MORE,,,, He’s just so damn perfect it is near infuriating how good of a man he is. He fits my normal type so well; me saying “Tall, Handsome, Flirtatious, Sexy as Fuck and Infuriating” might of as well have been about Mr Takeda “I’ll marry you and give you everything for one smile” Shingen. I also really like characters that are loyal to their loved ones (yes in contrast to my bastard villain type kink, I also love those who show loyalty and devotion to the people they love) Shingen does more than enough of all of and I really do look up to him as a person and model for character,,,,, oh gods, and the way I imagine he would make sweet baby making love to ---*cough cough* ALRIGHT LETS STOP HERE BEFORE THIS BECOMES A WHOLE ASS SHINGEN APPRECIATION POST!!!

Sirius Oswald (Ikemen Revolution) - I’m really tempted to just insert a daddy kink meme and leave it at that,,,, He is my absolute top otome man, or rather,,, one of my top “I wish you were real and we were married” men. As much as I whore around and claim to love a new man the most (besides Lucien because they’re on the same level now) every week,,, I will always come back to Mr. Flower Daddy. He holds such a precious spot in my heart, I can only try to explain the things that he makes me feel. Like a giddy school girl in love for the first time, but in this story they end up together. High school sweetheart kind of love that lasts till they’re old and wrinkled with time. Gods, thinking about Sirius makes me sob and my wallet sob harder . I must have a thing for men who keep denying their affections for MC (aka me self insert) because of things like responsibility, friendship, being labelled an old geezer,,etc. I have played his route about eight times over (probably) by now, it’s a little upsetting that his route wasn’t as spicy as his side content. Please Cybird, let Mr. Flower Daddy be the sexy and dramatic man he can be. I love the way he cares for others, how hard he works to achieve the bonds and peace he has now for not only everyone he loves, but for the country they all live in as well. His many layers intrigue me, seeing his reactions as well ughhhh I love this man so fucking much, how do people irl deal with love like this? I’m sitting here dreaming over Sirius Oswald,,, and his,,, big hands,,, Never have I held such large and terrifyingly real emotions and lust for an otome character. The man just screams let daddy take care of you baby but also let daddy wreck your pretty whore mouth, little lady or maybe that’s just me projecting my kinks onto this pure (lol) man. Not only is his body, heart, and morals absolutely stunning, HE IS ANOTHER INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT BEING AND I CANNOT STRESSSSS HOW MUCH I FIND SMART PEOPLE INCREDIBLY SEXY AND THE WAY HE USES HIS TALENTS TO SUBTLY AID HIS LOVED ONES UGHHHHHH I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE. GODS PLEASE LET ME BREAK INTO THE SIXTH DIMENSION AND MARRY THIS MAN!!!! 

Kent (Amnesia Memories) - OKAY LET ME JUST SAYYYY HE IS THE BIGGEST BABY AND BIGGEST MAN AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THIS IDC BUT HIS OUTFIT IS THE SHIT!!! FUCK YOU BELT HATERS!!! His outfit and his love slaps like the wholesome man he is. Absolutely I would love to h*ld his h@nds and give him the best smooches I can give. Because that is what he deserves. I really loved this game, growing to love Kent was easy despite his big brain fucker throwing math questions at me from time to time. I’m not sure what makes me like Kent so damn much, but I do and that’s what matters skjdfdskjfh. He is so damn precious,,, you all know those  “you so fucking precious when you smile” song video thingies? That is exactly how I feel about Kent. He’s so damn precious I want him to be happy always. And I will fight anyone who bullies him hnnn. 

Myeong Hwi aka Theodore Wilson + Lee Gun Wook aka William Harris (Mystic Code) - Mystic Code used to be one of my favs, till they did the whole updating and redoing the story thing, with no full voiced lines etc (I really hope they bring that back). But two stood out to me the most was Captain Wilson and Lieutenant Harris. Both have very strong personalities and care for the greater good, and thick as fuck lets be real with that dom energy . I adore men with strong and noble (?? is this the right word??) personalities and also possess a compassionate heart. As Theo is with the MIU team members and Will is with MC. 

Theodorus Van Gogh (Ikemen Vampire) - whoallowedthismantobethisfuckingattractiveandlegal??????  *insert his magic mike CG* I have played Theo’s route in JP a few times, once to completion but knowing him in the EN version I am already absolutely in love with this man. How this came to be? Maybe it’s his bittersweet personality, the way he cares for MC in the same way Sirius does, but he’s a bit more brash about it than Sirius. I absolutely adored his character growth in his route and as you get to know him better he opens up more and more, ahh the tsundere is quite the cute trait XD. He is strong willed and passionate, he is caring of his loved ones, he is loyal to his family, blood or found, and he is an absolutely attentive loving person. Why ask for more when you can just love Theodorus Van Gogh? He is the absolute softy packed into a large brooding and brash package with a shiny 8-pack abs that I wish to slather maple syrup on and lap up for the love of----  for someone who loves pancakes so much. And I very much admire his drive to do what he wants and needs to do to the absolute best of his ability. His will to thrive for the best he can get has me swooning. He truly is a breath taking man,,, whether that be because he is being a complete sweetheart all of the sudden or he’s whipping you some nasty insult that is itching for a rebut.

Alright, that’s it! I cheated a little lololll but there aren’t any rules so >;3c I can do as I wish. 

I uhhhhhhh don’t interact with many other otome blogs T^T (but maybe you can change that hwehwe) so I won’t be tagging anyone. However, if you do see this and want to join in and tag your friends pls do!!! Share the love, pass it on, scream about more 2D mans.

[that-shamrock-vibe]

Movie Review: The Lion King (Spoilers)

Spoiler Warning: So I am slightly later to the party than originally intended but I will be talking about this movie in detail and am posting this review a day or so after it is released in U.K. cinemas, so if you haven’t yet seen the movie, either go and watch the original or wait until you have seen it before reading on.

General Reaction:

I have several problems with Disney’s “live-action” remake of The Lion King, not only with the choices the actual movie makes, but unfortunately also some of my ranting will be down to the live-action remake fatigue that has struck almost every Disney fan with the recent onslaught of remakes coming out. For me, The Lion King is where I have reached my  peak because up until now the live-action remakes at least brought something different from the originals for me.

Here however, if for some strange reason you haven’t seen the original animated version of this movie...as I know at least one person who hasn’t...then this may be a brand new enjoyable movie for you. However, for the rest of the world that has, this was pretty much the exact same movie scene for scene with dialogue that seems very tired and characters that lack the basic sense of emotion.

I just want to clarify something, anyone who knows me knows I do not talk follow trends when writing these reviews, so the fact that I am going to spend a lot of this review pretty much complaining about the movie is not because it seems to be the “it thing” to hate it, but instead I have actual reasons as to my disdain.

I do blame Jon Favreau for some of the problems with the movie, especially because he hit it out of the park with The Jungle Book remake back in 2016. I can remember walking out of the cinema after seeing that movie with such a sense of enjoyment from my cinema experience which was decorated in Jungle Book paraphernalia, to the actual movie which was obviously based on the original animated version but also took inspiration from the novel the original was based on.

Here though there was no decor save for one lion totem hidden away, and from the very start of the movie I was seriously underwhelmed by it all.

I don’t know if something got lost between the 2D animation and the CG animation but the movie just felt rather slow compared to the 1994 animated version. There was something so iconic and special about the original version that maybe it was simply the case that nothing could match up to it, but if that is the case then the talent behind the scenes should have at least tried to do something different with the story like Aladdin and Dumbo tried to do.

I genuinely believe that Jonny Fav blinked when tackling this compared to The Jungle Book because while The Jungle Book is a classic it isn’t as iconic or beloved as The Lion King and therefore maybe he didn’t want the backlash if he changed it and it wasn’t received well.

Also, this “live-action” version of the animated movie has 30 minutes more content in it than the original 1994 animated version, this is both a good and a bad thing. The two worst crimes of this movie, aside from it lacking originality and emotive facial expressions, as well as one particular song which I will get into, are two minor scenes that stretch-out pointless plot-points.

The first just after the “Circle of Life” opening where the movie follows the travels of the mouse that Scar eventually tries to eat. But this mouse is followed from the bottom of the cliff-face into the cave that Scar is in.

The second is after Simba begins to question everything he has been told about life and slumps down on that ledge. In the original 1994 version there are leaves and particles that originally spell out “Sex” that are now replaced by a piece of Simba’s mane flying away and going on a journey for five long minutes.

This hair lands in a lake, floats across a Savannah, is eaten and subsequently pooped out by a giraffe, rolled away in a poop ball by a dung beetle before being separated from the pile and being carried up to Rafiki’s tree by worker ants. In the original, a breeze carries leaves across Rafiki’s path which he catches and it is over in about 2 minutes.

Both scenes are dragged out, almost completely irrelevant to the plot and just took me out of the movie questioning why I’m following a mouse and a piece of hair.

Then I have to quickly talk about the stampede scene which leads to Mufasa’s death. 2-D Animation vs. photo-realistic technology is becoming a massive battle in cinema recently particularly at Disney, but there are many things that hand-drawn animation can get away with that live-action cannot. Not only did I get zero facial expressions from Simba or Mufasa in this scene but also that stampede scene in the original animated movie is so grand and has such an emotive response from audience members no matter how many times you see it whereas here, it didn’t seem as epic. It still felt grand because it’s a stampede but not on the level of the animated version.

To end this section on a positive, I do appreciate the photo-realistic CG because it does comprise the entire movie, even the scenery, because it all does make it seem like watching realistic animals for the most part.

Cast:

Alright so there are some good and bad thing about the cast and characters. For a start, the characters in “live-action” are emotionless, lack any real form of empathy and require your love of their 2D animated counterparts to gain any affection from the audience.

The best characters in this version are Timon, Pumbaa and the Hyenas, even Zazu is high-up for me...this presents another problem with the movie, the comic relief of the movie is the best part about it. But it is true, while Billy Eichner as Timon and Seth Rogen as Pumbaa may not be as strong a double act as Nathan Lane and Ernie Sabella, they are still rather funny together and actually are given more of a meta humour than in the original movie. Not only with their version of “Hakuna Matata” but also the new Hyena distraction scene which in the original is the Hula scene but now starts off as the beginning of Beauty and the Beast’s “Be Our Guest”.

The hyenas meanwhile are made more formidable and fearsome in this movie, not only is Florence Kasumba as Shenzi more of a leader of her clan even opposing Scar at times, but both Keegan Michael-Kay and Eric André prove to be almost as good a double act as Kay & Peele. For this reason they’re high up on my list.

Donald Glover is an okay adult Simba. He has got that innocent youthful tone that adult Simba should have given the experiences of his life, but he does just feel like he’s reading a script rather than actually acting..

Beyoncé is, well Beyoncé in lioness form but the thing that lets her down is the lack of emotion on Nala’s face. Also I don’t understand why the back of her ears and tail were blackened aside from the fact that Favreau wanted Nala to stand out from the other lionesses.

Scar is as fierce as ever and Chiwetel Ejiofor proves once again why he is a great villain actor.

I was also pleasantly surprised by Simba’s mother Sarabi in this movie as not only did she have more to do but her backstory with Mufasa and Scar, which doesn’t necessarily make me want a prequel but adds to the Hamlet story that this story is based on, and has Scar state that she chose Mufasa over him...so does that mean she was somehow romantically involved with her now brother-in-law? Also Alfre Woodard is great in the role.

James Earl Jones is back and...it’s simply for nostalgic purposes because there is nothing really elevated in his performance. If anything his performance falls slightly flat in parts but otherwise he’s fine.

The biggest letdown for me is the character of Rafiki, who in the original 1994 version is my favourite character. I love the fact he’s a shaman, I loved his first meeting with Simba I could easily watch it over and over again. I do not understand why they effectively cut that scene and the message of morality that comes with it.

Then he only had his stick when preparing for that climactic fight. It seemed as if they were saying that point was him coming out of pacifism but it isn’t fully shown, but I wanted to see Rafiki walk around with his stick like he did in the original, they copied pretty much everything else but got rid of that?!

Also the one bit of facial emotion that any of these characters show is in the beginning “Circle of Life” sequence when Rafiki carries baby Simba to the edge of Pride Rock and Simba looks genuinely sad to be pulled away from his mother.

Speaking of young Simba, both JD McCrary and Shahadi Wright Joseph do a good job as the young versions of Simba and Nala respectively. I think McCrary tries very hard to recapture the emotion that can bring grown men to tears when Simba finds his father dead, it doesn’t quite stick but he tries.

Songs:

I don’t know if it is because the original score and soundtrack is so iconic and ingrained in popular culture, or just that reworks of the same songs don’t really work...Aladdin for all its plusses still fell into that category...but the songs from the original movie in this version do nothing good for me.

“Circle of Life” is supposed to be the energised introduction to the movie, but if you were to watch the opening to this movie and the original side-by-side, it is practically a shot for shot copy but this version is slower and therefore misses a lot of the cues. Even the shot where you first see Zazu flying over to Pride Rock is underwhelming and they screwed that up twice, first at the start and then again at the end of the movie.

“I Just Can’t Wait To Be King” was also slightly lackluster because of the fact this movie seemed to take away the fantastical elements of the performances in favour of apparently making it more grounded, but it was still a fun performance. I think the two young actors playing the two young cubs did a great job vocally and the performance of them hiding from Zazu amongst the animals was an okay alternative.

“Be Prepared” is the one time I have been actually offended in one of these Disney live-action remakes, this song is one of the greatest villain songs in history. They take a performance which fully executes the Elephant Graveyard but also turns the hyenas into the New Reich! This is Scar monologuing for a couple of minutes and the “song” lasts about maybe 30 seconds. This was my favourite song in the original and it fizzles out completely.

“Hakuna Matata” is a fun song as it was in the original, like “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King” the fantastical elements are taken out of it so Pumbaa swinging on the vine swing and the use of the bugs and the diving into water are all taken out. Even so, Billy Eichner and Seth Rogen do a good job singing as does JD McCrary...Donald Glover on the other hand is not a singer.

“The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is probably my favourite song in the movie, and it’s a song not original to The Lion King which is more of a problem for the revision of the soundtrack to the original 1994 version but the fact Timon and Pumbaa got essentially their own doo-wop group going of the animals that also inhabit their home, it’s just such a good rendition.

“Can You Feel the Love Tonight?”...if it wasn’t for Beyoncé would be an absolute bomb because Donald Glover, again, cannot sing. Also the song happens way too quickly. The movie is effectively a shot-for-shot remake but some scenes are cut short and Simba and Nala’s reunion is made very short before this song kicks in.

Recommendation:

I can’t say this is a perfect movie, if you love the original and want to see that again you will like this just fine, if you were wanting something different like how Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast altered themselves slightly then you won’t really get that here.

I still recommend it as a movie to see just one because it is an important movie to see just to see how stretched out these live-action remakes are becoming. However, I will agree with those that say it is one of the worst remakes.

[caskit2]

2d headcanon thingy

I had this headcanon in my mind on 2d for a while now and im JUST now getting around to posting this! but here it is!!

=> 2-d has a seething dislike for watching Disney princess movies

=> he has never watched ANY Disney princess movie or any of the sequels and the rest of the gang are surprised at this. so when noodle heard of moana she wanted to go see it on the big screen and 2d was the only one that didn't want to go.

=> he always hated the "damsel in distress is actually  lost princess or is only interesting if she is a cookie cutter generic love interest for a random prince." the gang tried to get him to sit down through snow white and 2d LOST HIS SHIT when the prince climbed over the wall and sings with snow white like " holy shit this stranger is nosy as fuck! and hello breaking into a castle?!! how bout knocking next time!?" and he got super mad when the queen ordered the huntsman to kill snow white like" GOSH bitch! here we go with the wicked queen being a total salty prick to snow all cause snow white got it all!?" but snow whites 'death scene' only made him tear up cause grumpy was crying. like " hey mudz if I die would you cry?" 

=> noodle and russel try to tell him that most recent Disney princess movies are more relatable now. but no matter how hard the gang try, they cant get 2d to freakn sing along to the princess songs!! murdoc tried to get him to watch mulan with him and ace and 2d will only watch it for the animation " LoOK AT THE Hair swoosh@!!" he was really starting to dig it and dramatically gasped during the reveal of mulan as a women. *gasps and grabs murdoc* " holly moaly mudz can you believe it!!??" like his heart stopped when shane saw her bandaged chest! 2d was scared shitless when they left her in the snow.

=> He has seen every other Disney movie aside from the Disney princess movies which he tries to avoid like the plague. but they were finally able to get him to sit and finish a whole movie that had a princess in it. BRAVE was the one he watched all the way through. he actually liked the "rebellious phase" that merida had but he LOVED the mother daughter bond and how chill the dad was.

=> so far he has watched princess and the frog, Mulan, Moana , Aladdin and Brave. In the very beginning he had NO fav Disney princess, and yeah he still doesn't, but now he doesn't mind the Disney princess movies. Heck! he will even go back and watch ones like Cinderella, sleeping beauty, and snow white because of the music and title cards. 

=> 2d and murdoc are OLD MEN so theres gotta be subtitles for them on screen

=> russel's fav Disney princess is Belle, noodles fav is Ariel, Ace like jasmine the best and murdocs fav is Cinderella and 2d hasn't found a fav yet.  

[bbgnoods]

Russel X Reader

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ps : more stories on my wattpad @ sonyatheblade !!!

Gorillaz was what the professionals feared, the teen heart adored and what (Y/N) called a challenge. When offered a position simply starting as an assistant, she took no hesitation to take it up. Well, that job started nearly 10 years ago. It had been quite the bumpy ride. Through-out the band’s adventures on Plastic Beach, she was the one who held all promotions. She was also the one who booked the tour with the amazingly talented Damon Albarn, who was one of the sweetest men she had ever met, while Murdoc did god knows what with god knows who on the secret location. She worked on editing on their radio interviews, created websites, kept fans updated via social media, you name it, she most likely did it. For her first 3 years, she never had a free day. Until the day she received the call from Murdoc. A hiatus? For the long, long break, she was told to keep watch on everyone. Make sure no one died, basic things like so.

She stayed within North Korea, keeping a close eye on Russel’s conditions in his exhibit. After a few weeks of that, she was off to Japan. She sat next to the demon as Noodle sliced his head off. A soft laugh even parted her lips while she watched with limited emotion. Her personal favorite was the partying in Guadalupe while 2D ate at whale blubber. In the end, she planned and set up the groups reunion under Murdoc’s orders.

She also was the one who set their campaign with ‘Converse’, worked along with the filming for ‘DoYaThing’, and created most of the fashion for the band throughout the past years, along with their upcoming performances, videos and photoshoots for their latest album, 'Humanz’.

It had been a very fun filled 10 years, 10 years she wouldn’t trade for the world. Thinking of her past seemed to distract her from her current task.

“Wow.” A loud voice boomed out, followed by a chuckle. The female jumped a bit, holding her hand over her chest while trying to slow her rapid heart rate. “(Y/N) isn’t doing work for once? Is the sky green too?!”

She let out a small laugh, turning to face the male, “good evening to you as well, Mr. Hobbs.”

Russel sent a small wave, leaning against her doorframe. “Listen,” he spoke out, his usual flirtatious tone ringing out, “I think you need a break. Why not go out? Maybe get a bite to eat? My treat!”

Russel was very dedicated. Ever since he returned from the abnormalities of Plastic Beach, he spoke to (Y/N) in a very cocky yet smooth tone. You’d think after 3 years he’d get the idea that an assistant cannot 'go out’ with one of her bosses. Wrong.

Everyday, he’d do something to keep up a conversation with her. Her favorite day became Friday because of Russ. He’d stop by to drop her off dinner. The main course would always be chinese, followed by a large (fav. flavor) custard. It always lit her heart up. He was a big sweetheart.

“I don’t know if that would be a  professional option, Mr. Hobbs,” she hummed out, “and besides, Mr. Niccals would not approve of me leaving when so much has to be done.”

Russ smiled at her dedication. She was so cute. “I’ll give ol’ Mudz a talk. We can make it a business date if it’ll make you happy.”

(Y/N) sighed happily. Seeing as how he yet again wouldn’t give up, she nodded her head in agreement. This caused Russ to stand at the door, completely frozen. His blank, white eyes widened, his lips parting as no words came out. (Y/N) chuckled, turning back to face her computer. She quickly saved her needed documents and pre-typed emails. After that, she shut it down, closing it and grabbing onto her drink. “I’ll join you in asking Mr. Niccals. Perhaps if I offer assistance for a full twenty four hours, I can get off for the night.”

Russ snapped out of his frozen state, letting out a laugh. “Hell no! He’ll let you off. No extra time needed, gorgeous.”

His compliment did cause her to giggle out a bit, a soft blush gracing her beautiful facial features. “Thank you, Mr. Hobbs.”

“No more Mr. Hobbs. It makes me feel old.. Just call me Russ.”

She remained silent, a simple smile gracing her perfect lips as the two walked out the office.

“Alright, Russ.”

-

All around it was an odd situation. A woman dressed in a black pencil skirt, matching black top, white heels, and a perfect ballet bun out with a male in his comfort clothing of a yellow hoodie and baggy white jeans find themselves dining at some type of Korean barbecue. They sat at a small table, bowls filled with the desired ingredients.

“I know it’s not your usual Chinese,” Russ spoke out, “but I figured I’d change it up a little. Thought it might impress ya.”

(Y/N) let out a laugh, her hand coyly covering over her mouth while doing so. “It is very delicious,” she responded, “thank you very much, Russel.” Her hand reached into her purse, pulling out a small slip of paper. She handed it over to Russ, brightly smiling while doing so. “Since this is a business date.. Next week, you and the others are needed for a photoshoot as a promotion for Pandora again. And Spotify is asking if tonight you can update your G-Mix. You can stop by my office if you require any additional assistance.” Russel could lie and say he listened to every word. But again, that would be lying. He just couldn’t stop looking at her, at how absolutely beautiful she was. The way her eyes seemed to gleam with joy. Her eyes were beautiful. A perfect shade of (e/c). Her lips looked so soft, so kissable. God, he just wanted her so badly.

“Russel?”

He quickly shot his positioning straight, trying to appear as interested as possible within her work. “Yeah, yeah, business 'n shit!”

(Y/N) couldn’t hold in the loud bolt of laughter ringing past her lips. “It’s alright, I suppose work talk can wait till after we finish.”

Russel let out a soft 'yes’ in victory, smiling to himself before looking back up at her. “So, since you are now officially off,” Russel called out, “here are two options for the after dinner fun. Option A, movie, maybe a little clubbing? Or B, get Noodle to make us a little surprise? A little more fun but not out and about.”

“Noodle always was bright and fun. Let us see what she has planned.”

Russ nodded in agreement and looked down, quickly messaging the guitarist.

-

Noodle gazed about her closet, tapping a finger against her chin as she scanned about the various outfits. A vigorous ringing and the beat to her song 'DARE’ blared throughout the room. She flopped onto her bed, grabbing her phone and opening the unread message.

'BIG OX ‼️💘🥁 : She said yes. And she chose plan B. Go crazy, kid.’

Noodle’s eye widened, a cheerful squeal rushing past her lips. After a small victorious dance to herself, she responded she instantly went to work with the preparations.

-

Russel kept small talk up with (Y/N), feeling his heart beat rapidly with each word she spoke.

A light vibration buzzed within his packet. He quickly apologized, but (Y/N) simply smiled and patiently waited for him to do whatever he needed. She took this as the time to continue to eat her meal, still with all the poise in the world.

'Noodle : yes yes‼️ 😄💕 it will be perfect! enjoy dinner, dad 💘’

He chuckled softly, putting his phone back in his pocket before continuing their conversation.

“So, let me get to know you better,” he spoke out,“no backstory, just you. Favorite color, candy flavor, dessert? Any hobbies, y'know, besides work?”

(Y/N) chuckled again, humming softly at the questions. “I do enjoy the color (f/c). I don’t have a large preference on sweets or desserts. You already know I love (fav. flavor) custard.” She let out a dazed sigh thinking of the treat, “as for hobbies, I haven’t been able to do much exploring due to always working. I went cloud watching once. Very relaxing!”

Russel happily sighed, his eyes never once moving from looking at her. God, he was in love. No matter what she would do to push him away, he would always feel the same way towards her. No one could change how he felt. He had never felt this way. He never thought he could feel true happiness again.

“Now your turn.” She spoke out.

“Me?” Russ asked, stupidly knowing the answer.

“Of course. What are your hobbies? What makes you most happy? And what toppings do you enjoy on a pizza?”

He took a second to think. Obviously, the first two could be answered in a heartbeat. He just tried so many pizzas in his life, he couldn’t pick just one.

“Hobbies would be drumming and cooking. I can cook up a mean eel.” His comment had the two both cracking into a fit of laughter. “Happiness.. Originally, it was music and my best friend, Del.. He isn’t around anymore..”

(Y/N)’s smile dropped into a saddened frown. “Russel.. I apologize.. I can’t-”

He held a hand up, smiling at his date. “No, no. He’s in a better place now.. And besides, he brought me someone to make me even happier.”

“And who would that be?”

“You.”

Her heart slammed against her chest. Heat rose to her cheeks. Her lips curled into a smile. He was so sweet, and he made her so happy. The feeling was to die for.

“As for pizza.. I’d have to stick with a classic cheese. You can never go wrong with cheese pizza, right?”

(Y/N) let out a little laugh, “right..”

-

After dinner, Russel and (Y/N) arrived at the current Gorillaz HQ. The area around them was silent, only things in sight were signs taped to the wall as directions. Soon enough, the two had been lead to Noodle’s garage. All of the infamous cars rested within. From Noodle’s famous tricycle displayed on the ground to Stylo crashed at the rooftop, it truly looked amazing and brought back so many memories. Along the large wall, a projection screen hung down, a bit musty, but still in perfect working condition.

“Yōkoso! (Welcome!)” Noodle popped up from inside the Geep, letting out a soft 'awe’ at the sight of the two. She hummed a bit, jumping out from car. “Take a seat! The movie is about to begin!”

“In the Geep?” The two asked simultaneously. Noodle nodded and proceded to leave the garage. As she did so, music from the movie began to blare from the speakers set up. Russel held onto (Y/N)’s hand, helping her into her seat. Quickly, he followed, seating himself next to her.

(Y/N) smiled, leaning her head against Russel’s shoulder. He smiled softly, resting his head on top of hers. At this point, the movie just played to be played. (Y/N) took this time to inspect every detail of him. Specific scents, how he looked, how warm he was. She took in a deep breath through her nose, picking up how he smelt of strawberries and cigars. It was only soothing.

Russ oddly did the same, occasionally breathing in her sweet scent. Like fresh vanilla and rain. He watched her movements carefully, smiling a bit when she’d let out a faint yawn or sigh in comfort. The situation was so heavenly. It made him wonder if he was passing into the light.

“'Ello! Special delivery!”

The voice made the two jump, both looking over at the new voice. Smiling brightly was 2D. He held onto two bags, one in each hand. “Personal gif’s!” The two each grabbed what Stuart offered to them, “I helped Noodle get 'em togetha’!”

“Aye, thanks ’D!” Russel exclaimed.

“Thank you very much, Mr. Pot!”

He cheerfully grinned before heading back up stairs. Russel was the first to dig into his bag. Inside was a yellow fleece blanket, one plastic spoon, and a pint of his favorite strawberry ice cream. On the carton was a tag covered in rhinestones and small emoji stickers. 'Dear Big Ox: i hope you enjoy!! i love and appreciate everything you’ve done for me

[viridian99]

Gratitude for your support.

The past few days saw a terrible slew of anon hate faced by the lovely @fureiaa . Unfortunately several other members were wrongfully implicated and it resulted in a thoroughly ugly episode. I do not wish to rehash what happened. I would like to thank each and every one of you who supported the fandom, supported me personally, by texting me on pm and / or commenting on my anon hate post and made posts of their own in support. Thank you very much. I would like to apologize to @uxoremmikael @han-pan @kindasouta @minminami @rainbowatnight @dreamfar628 . I could not reply to your posts and texts earlier in a timely manner. I was not online yesterday. I am deeply grateful to you and abashed at the wonderful pouring of love and support i received. Sincerely thank you. You are all wonderful special people who deeply enriched my life and taught me so much. @minminami no need to be upset dear, i know u r busy studying these days smol bean. You and @moonlight-nightingale are my two favourite special smol beans. Thank you for your ever loving presence. * squishes you in hug and gives you kisses* @uxoremmikael thank you for your message. Your presence in my life is also wonderfully appreciated. @dreamfar628 jalebi sister you are the best 😚😏 @rainbowatnight Odas' smoking hot pistol!! Rock on. @dreamsinparadise sister angst i love your semi violent rants. They make my day. Never stop being you. @moonlight-nightingale honestly i was really hurt when i read the anon hate and was thinking on quitting but your loving and kind words changed my mind. I love you. Seriously. You brighten up my day with your sincerity a innocence . @kindasouta you r my fav person to fangirl about all my different interests. Never change. 😚 you are a wonderful warm person. @han-pan i am so glad to have met you. I am grateful you included me in your Japanese sweet hunt adventures and cat love (lol). Thank you , sincerely. I WOULD ESPECIALLY LIKE TO THANK @small-and-nerdy THE FIRST PERSON TO RESPOND AFTER THE ANON HATE POST WENT UP. thank you very much. I was so upset at that time i could not properly say anything. My hands were shaking cuz i was so angry , i couldn't type properly. Thankyou. Really. You helped a lot. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK @jemchew for making a wonderful post and coming out of hibernation to defend my virtue , flying to my defence like a knight in shinning armour. Lolol. Thank you bae. 💖💖💖 *extra sparkly starry hearts in they eyes , just for you* NEXT I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE LADIES WHO MADE SUPPORTIVE POSTS. @sugoileo @frywen-babbles @bmp-slbp-matchup (u gave very measured logical comments. I applaud your wisdom and temperance. ) @moonlight-nightingale @dreamsinparadise @dreamfar628 @rainbowatnight @jane-runs-fast @sengokugenkigirl @shingenelena @slbp-drains-my-pearls @lomololita (loved your comment!! ) @jane-runs-fast (thank you for your support, glad you have a new tablet. Looking forward to your new pieces of art.) @nikkihime (congrats ur hubby is here!!!) @suzunesays @frywen-babbles @thedaydreamingotaku (loved your post sachiko!!) several other wonderful ladies. Please excuse me for not mentioning your names. I am typing this by memory. I read all your supportive comments and i am deeply grateful for your support. NEXT I WOULD LIKE TO APPLAUD AND THANK FELLOW SLANDER SUFFERERS WHO MADE SUCH COURAGEOUS POSTS TO DENOUNCE ANON HATE. @quincette @rose-of-yonezawa . Kudos to you for your wonderfully decisive statements, emphatically and effectively worded denouncements of the anon hater. I am in complete awe of your strength and courage. It was awe inspiring to be witness to your righteous fury. How you brought the whole fandom together in support of this issue, while trying to find ways to solve this problem was a magical feat in itself. It is a testament to your moral fiber and strength as an upstanding member of our community. (Geisha chan you are one hell of a smoking pistol yooo!! And Lady Quin!! You are my Salt queen. So much swearing! ! Cracked me up. Lololol) honestly you are the back bone, the very integral parts of our fandom. Stay strong , forever. FINALLY I WOULD LIKE TO THANK @fureiaa for her wonderful courage , her honesty for coming out in public about her problem. I cannot imagine what you must be going through. Making your pain public must be a Herculean task, one you performed with enormous grace and fortitude. I hope this event has not completely turned your heart away from this fandom. There are good people here who love and support you. And a lot of them did not know about you earlier but now are more than willing to be your friends( @thedaydreamingotaku you made a wonderful supportive post. Hats off to you mrs. Masabunny. You are as lovely as your name sachiko.) I hope you take this outstretched hand of friendship and continue to enjoy your love for 2D men. More importantly i hope and pray that this distasteful event did not drive you to harm yourself in anyway. You are precious and your life is important. Please do not think about going down that path. We are here to talk and to share whenever you need it. Thank you for trusting us with your truth. Thank you for being so brave and honest. Please continue to enjoy what you love. LASTLY A COLLECTIVE HUG TO ALL THE LOVELY LADIES WHO STOP BY AT THIS BLOG, FOR ALL MY FANDOM COMRADES, PARTNERS IN CRIME AND MISCHIEF, MY FRIENDS, IN SHORT THE WHOLE COLLECTIVE OF BEAUTIFUL STRONG PEOPLE WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY JOURNEY IN SLBP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE.

[shioune]

tagged by @nekopri, @dreamsinparadise and @suzunesays. thank you!! omg 33 questions wish me luck

pt. 1 nekopri

What’s your favourite time of day? i personally like early mornings but i usually find it easier to stay up late then wake up early lol

Milk based ice-cream or a fruit based one? MILK BASED i’m 100% milk bb

3 things you think of when you wake up? urgh here it goes again, noooo, damnit.

Latest shower thought? coding stuffs like i really wonder how they make those diagonal things y’know? i figured it out. thanks, shower-chan.

Would you rather the temperature be 40 °C  or -20 °C ? OOOO -20 but without wind, i can tolerate that eyeing you urbana wtf is up with -20 with wind and snow huh? fu rly

The weirdest thing you have ever eaten on a whim? nothing i eat is every weird really if it’s real food, though in college we there’s this one time my housemates and i tried the orange juice with rice thing? that’s fucked up.

Are you more comfortable showing affection verbally or physically? both! although when it comes to real life, i do find it hard to say words of love, i even find it hard to say “i love you” to my mom or my lover which is why i usually am more inclined to a more physical approach.

What’s your default sleeping pose? the fetus position

What’s your ideal pet? dOG??? i had a dog, i love dogs, i live for dogs. just!!! DOGS!!!!

Favourite scene from a book/movie/tv show? all time favorite is whenever yang and grey told each other that they’re their person. also love it when the chevalier told athénaïs that she reminds him of a swan, “graceful on top but underneath, two fat flippers just trashing away” BURN!!!

Prettiest cow bread? I am serious IDK WHAT COW BREAD IS LMAO so i googled it and im not angry at the result

pt. 2, dreamsinparadise

When was the last time you cried, and why? probably yesterday? i was watching was nützt die liebe in gedanken again knowing full well what it does to me.

Do you prefer staying at home or hanging out at your friends’s place? oh man, i love both. can i not choose both? that’s not called choosing i guess, but i do love both c:

If you were in a situation where your fav SLBP character and your 10 yrs old child with him are at the brink of death. You are given the chance to save only one of them. Who would you choose? WTF okay first of all this vahjayjay will not give birth to any parasites called babies in the first place, so ofc I’d save my hide. child doesn’t even exist.

Its your first night with your SLBP bae, who’s gonna be dom and who’s gonna be sub? i’m probably gon be sub first time, dom when i’m not being a lazy af piece of crap.

What would you give to your SLBP bae as a memento if they are going to war? a charm. for protection, something i’ve prayed with for weeks maybe every night in a row. may the force prayer be with you.

Your bae had struck a faustian contract with (demon!au) you for the price of his soul and you finished your services after some time. If you chose not to consume him after the contract, it would cost you your life but he would live, while if you consume him his soul would be with you forever in your body (but you can never touch him or hear him again). Which would you prefer? Why? i probably would not consume him and not for some cheesy schmessy reasons like “oh, hes the love of my life” either but really i just am not comfortable with the idea that someone will be living inside me? i don’t mind losing the bae, i can always find another bae but the thought that he’s inside me and can communicate to me and living inside me LOL no. my body and mind and soul is mine alone. i’d die, but i’d die my own person (my own demon? lmao).

What kind of wedding would you like with your bae? simple. i never like big weddings surrounded by people i don’t even know or care about. i’ve always liked the idea of an outdoors wedding as well, been to a few of those and loved it. i’d get married in amy pond’s wedding dress since it’s been my dream since forever but also not bc i cant see myself marrying anyone.

If you were to adopt one of the SLBP guys as your children, who would it be? sakon is my child. don’t even with me. he’s my precious baby boo. also yasu and mitsun.

What do you think of me; @dreamsinparadise? i actually really really enjoy the times when i catch you on my dash, which is really not very often seeing the colossal amount of blogs i’m following, but i do like it and reading your things esp thoughts on slbp LOL let’s talk anime too but i’m so awkward lmao creeps back to my cave

Give 3 words to describe your 2D man teasing wicked smile *wink* this applies to most of my 2S baes LMAO

Are these questions fun, heartbreaking or humoring for you? Did you enjoy them?? i enjoy them actually! i have a lot of fun answering these! the situations and everything gives me muse to write? lmao stop me. i love them baby, thank you for tagging me!

pt. 3, suzunesays

Fuck, Marry, Kill - The Magistrate, Masamune’s Mother, Retainer #2 hmmmm marry masamune’s mother and show her that the real deal is with girls, no wonder you’re not happy, you’re surrounded by males sighs (jk but lmao), kill the magistrate, maybe fuck retainer #2. don’t really see it happening as i have rly low libido, probs close to ace rly, but hey if i have to choose.

What’s your favorite dessert?  i have too many hdu make me choose ggrrrrrr, recently i’ve been into pineapple cakes (nastar), and strawberry shortcake i also adore any red bean based desserts. my grandma makes the best.

Your favorite lord poofs into existence before you! What happens next? omg, hide????? i’d tackle him into a hug and just spend hours cuddling and sleeping tbh. i love cuddles, i live for cuddles.

Do you paint your nails? What color are they now? nah, they’re clear now but i usually paint them in warm hues. or cherry red (real cherries, the one thats dark af not )

What’s something you bought recently that you really shouldn’t have? :ccccccccccc reward points on several shades of sadism :ccccccc

Do you have any pets? i had 3 rabbits and a dog, they ded. old age and sick.

How long have you been playing SLBP? i honestly don’t remember? this is like, a question i can never answer bc i have rly whacked up sense of time LMAO

If you could go on vacation to any destination in the world, where would you go? lucca, italy. LOL. i know it’s very specific but i really love lucca. also where else can u see gemma galgani?

Would you let your favorite lord do your hair and makeup for you (you’d have to wear it out in public)?  yessss, i trust hide tbh LOL, he wouldn’t go anywhere really crazy. and he’d put us in consideration when choosing. and did you read his birthday story, he has great tastes.

Who has a better butt - you or Mitsunari? me. (im laughing at how quick i come to this answer). idk i work out daily. but probs mitsunari, he does too. idk i havent seen his butt. i need to see his butt. someone send me the butt.

If you could travel into the SLPB universe to have an amazing makeout session with one lord and one lord only, who would it be? do you really need to ask? there’s only hide for me ˉ̞̭(′͈∨‵͈♡)˄̻ ̊

Now, my questions.

Do you ship yourself with any of the voltage men? Or do you have any favorite, who?

Would you really date them if they exist in your life and is interested in you?

Your top three SLBP lords. Or any game from your choosing. But you can only choose three guys from one title.

Now, fuck marry kill from those choices : ) I’m satan incarnate, y’know.

What’s the last thing you daydream about?

Do you prefer hugs or kisses and are you the kind of person who would initiate them?

A song you’re really into these days and a song you associate to your fav lord/prince/character (idk, i mean what if slbp isnt ur fav game, im giving you options here bc im a sainttan)

Do you love Oyamada Nobushige?

What's your favorite food and to what length will you go to get it?

If you can time travel to any period and any country, where would you go? Why that period/country?

And lastly would you consider donating pearls to me? LOL NO IM JOKING last question is, late at night and you’ve been feeling out of it for a while and your bae (your 2D bae ofc) text messages you. Who’s your bae and what does the message say?

That’s it i guess. Yeah. imma tag some people that pops up in my pea-sized memory and you can do it or you just say “fuq u fron” and just ignore it. no worries. @shigetsugu, @yasu-masa, @amigoingbananas, @whiskasgirl, @otomesanada, @laurifakristalina, @blessthechipmonk, @cottonballwithmustache, @daeva-agas, @shedreamsfiction, @nikkihime, @rainbowatnight, @little-lady-mimi, @minminami, @wizardesslover, @mistakenmessenger, @noomsu, @thexgoddessxofxfate