#like if we played house or stuff like that. no i wont be the daughter or the mom im gonna be the family dog

[jonny-b-meowborn]

One of the early signs of me being a dog was how when I was a kid I loved to bite popsicle sticks, but I didn't understand why. I didn't know I'm autistic and sensory seeking, but I did know that puppies love to bite things. So that was my explanation for why I loved doing is so much: my urge to bite was the same as dogs' urge to bite. I was just like them :3

[delcakoo]

i’m sure most ppl expected this so i’m not gonna make a big deal out of it but!! yes i am going on hiatus for an unspecified amount of time.

it’s honestly quite simple, i’ve just been losing interest in most aspects of kpop aside from the music, which makes writing for it a lot harder than before. i also dealt with a lot of burn out for months and still forced myself to write which only made it worse. lastly, i’m an executive of two clubs at my school this year on top of all my classes, so finding time to write would be even worse than it was before :’) !

YEAh that’s kinda it! for now my works will stay up, moots can dm me for my disc/spotify!! even if we’ve barely spoken pspsps i wanna stalk ur music cmere 🤲 a special shout out to my emoji anons too, you’re all amazing people ilysm, especially those that have been stuck with me for so long <3 (u know who u are!!)

i’ll try and check in here every so often to chat, esp if a new comeback for enha/txt happens!! love u guys and stay safe <3 you may send an ask if u have any questions!

extra stuff i wanna say to moots below! (it’s all word vomits i’m sorry)

RAVEN. MY WIFEY. my BELOVED blr wont let me tag u but you already know i adore u sm playing roblox with u is so fun even if that one banana game was kinda ass!! 💖 thank u for being so so sweet when putting up with me all the time and raising our fav corgi daughter with sm love <3 i hope u get more confidence in ur writing because your fics are always so creative and well written, and in yourself too bc a certain mf thats name starts with J and ends with N is MISSING OUT. 🙄🙄 ok im still gna be annoying u all the time so. bye ig….. smooches

@seongclb katto u deserve an award for putting up with me in dms ilysm 😞 watching the promised neverland together brought me so much joy and i still have a ss of you calling gilda a tractor ok i love u!!!! i would read your fics all day any day u are so talented and ur photography skills are amazing, i hope we get to keep in touch WE SHOULD FIND ANOTHER SHOW TO WATCH TGTHER !!!!! i need to fix your lack of anime knowledge ‼️ PLS KEEP WRITING AS WELL ENHABLR NEEDS U!!!!

@soov reirei my gf i aspire to be as confident and funny as you, you’re literal sunshine and always make my day better even with just one interaction <3 thank u for being so welcoming my first days in walmart enha and raising sushiwon with me!! as well as entertaining me by dying in genshin every 3 seconds <3 (WE NEED TO PLAY AGAIN) oh and KEEP WRITING BB. i will rise from THE DEAD WHEN IT COMES OUT OK U CAN DO THIS ML!!

@haknom kangaroo karaoke keys we may have had only a few convos but they were all so fun like PLAYING BRAWL STARS WAS HILARIOUS we ate the house down in duo showdown idc. and beta reading ur fics was such a treat esp while watching u plan new smaus every other day 🫶 also your music taste is MUWAH gimme some more recs pspsps !!! KEEP WRITING OKKK?!

@kynrki kimmy kimmy kim one of my first ever moots <3 your writing is always such a joy to read and your energy is amazing, thank you for giving me a chance when i was too shy to ask anyone else to be moots LMAO 🫶 plsplss keep writing you’re so gifted and deserve the whole world LOVEE UU

@bitehee cavvy my big sibling :((( i love u sm kshsdknd its been a while but i really hope everything has been well since you moved and you’re still being as cool as ever <3 im gonna replay a pokemon game in ur honor perhaps mystery dungeon 👁️ ? anyway i look up to u and think u are so cool, one of my fav hee stans ever ever!!! remember u have my disc if u ever wanna chat 🫂 !!!

@sunoksunny sunny <3 my other gf. i remember our first vc u had this goofy pfp i cant remember what it was but like u are so easy to talk to and funny?! and PRETTY??? your fits are always stunning and your singing is beautiful ugh the whole package fr… and. we need. to play. genshin!!! I REDOWNLOADED IT FOR U OK WE WILL DISCUSS THIS SOON!! ILY

@slytherinshua ZANNY. u are so easy to talk to we match each others energy so perfectly?!? I HOPE U AND TUALHA CONTINUE BEING THE COOLEST EVER and ur writing is top tier so pls keep going‼️ thank u for being so sweet to me as another one of my very first moots i appreciate u sm <3333

@flwrshee riri !!! we haven’t even been moots for long but i had to add u in here because u need to know that ILYSM. you’re like an adorable energetic little sister that always makes me smile T-T thank you for taking time out of your day to reblog my fics with so much sweet feedback and i wish u the absolute best always!! if u ever need anything pls dm me on disc i would love to chat with u more, and make sure to keep writing bc u have SO much talent!!!!

@wonieleles sia SIA i genuinely miss talking to u sm i NEED to come back to walmart enha :(( we don’t talk much besides our little interactions in the server but each time you make me smile. you’re so so smart and admirable, i hope you keep up the hard work bc i know you’ll go so far and HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE!! you’re so beautiful okay ily 😞🫶

@sultrybaby kel 😭😭😭💖💖 you’ve literally been a day one THANK YOU for always checking in on me even during your ridiculous NONSTOP EXAMS. 💀 another one of my big siblings on here fr you are such a real one and i care for u sm!!! i hope everything has been well for u?! pls feel free to message me for anything okay <3 I LOVE U SM thank u for sticking with me all this time 🫂🫂

i have so many moots so i can’t write smthn for everyone but i love u all okay <3 AGAIN if u wanna keep in touch thru spotify or discord dm me muwah

[cutekittenlady]

Tumblr Plays Pokemon White 2 - Part 3

Picking up where we left off, I decide to do some last minute exploring around Aspertia City and managed to get an ultra ball! I think its only available from an npc in one of the houses after you beat the gym. Still happy I chose to explore. An ultra ball is a pretty good item this early in the game.

Heading towards Virbank from Aspertia I KO a few wild pokemon on the way. Once on my way out of Floccesy town Bianca catches up. Turns out she wants to update our pokedex to add a habitat feature which helps figure out which pokemon are in an area.

She also tells us about rustling grass which is one of hte only ways to get certain pokemon in this game. I will likely be including such pokemon in the polls in the future.

Once we get onto route 20 a hiker is blocking our path and wont let us through without a gym badge. When we show him we have one he immediately starts a battle.

He starts with a riolu and I send out aries. Riolu hits with a quick attack while I have Aries use cotton spore to slow it down. I then use thunderwave to paralyze the little tyke. Riolu used foresight making Aries easier to hit and followed up with endure. Aries used thundershcok to deal some damage but while it does decent damage its not enough to get into the red. Riolu hits with another quick attack and I have Aries use thundershock again. This gets riolu in the red. I try to finish him off with tackle but he uses endure before I can, letting him hang on by 1 hp. Paralysis keeps riolu from counterattacking though so Aries next tackle takes him out.

After that I head down the stairs and run into Hugh and Cheren again. Cheren tells us about the dark grass where you can sometimes face 2 pokemon instead of just 1 and they can be stronger than regular pokemon. He then gives us some Pecha berries and takes off.

I decide to have Aries beat up a small childs psyduck for exp. I mean, there IS going to be another gym coming up. With that concious clearing thought I beat up a little girls lillipup.

This is pokemon. You gotta harden your heart a little XD

After beating up several little childrens pets Bentley winds up at level 15 and Aries at level 13. On our way through the gate to Virbank the desk lady stops me, judges me by the number of pokemon I have and gives me some great balls.

RUDE

I mean I'm not saying no to free stuff but still

RUDE

Not two steps into Virbank and our mom calls. UUUUUGH I'm only one town over MOM. I even have a murder bean and an electricfied wool blanket to keep me safe! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE.

Good thing we hung up on ma when we did or else we wouldn't get to see this juicy drama unfold.

This guy wants to be both a ship captain AND movie star!

Yeah home boy dream BIG

But his... daughter? tells him how hes already a captain with, like, responsibilities and stuff and how if he doesnt move his ship stuff will go bad. But daddy-boy has a good comeback. evidently his daughter is the gym leader but also a member of a band. If she can do it why can't he? He then swaggers off like a BOSS

ROXIE! That is no way to speak to your father!

Maybe I should go to the gym and teach her a leson about respecting her elders.... later. I gotta heal up the team at the pokecenter. Plus, honestly? This is the first town I've been to on my own. Imma EXPLORING.

And with that I do things like talk to strangers, find "antidotes" in trash cans, be given burn medicine, pokeballs by complete strangers, etc.

I'm also going to go play in a construction zone and (checks polls) try and catch a growlithe! This is also the first area where shaking grass becomes available which means Audino is now available for grin training which is going to come in handy down the line. At the moment though I really don't want to over level my team so I think I may try prioitizing catching a growlithe over trainer battles for as long as I can. Although I am going to opt to hunt for a growlithe in the dark grass to both increases my chances for an encounter, as well as increase my chances for a higher level growlithe.

Not only do I eventually successfully encounter a growlithe, but the very start of the fight lets me see that it has the Intimidate ability which is arguably one of the great core abilities of the game.

I have Bentley at the front of the party so he is sent out first but I pretty quickly swap into Aries to paralyze Growlithe. Plus this Growlithe is level 14 so using Aries, who is one level under it, might be the better call. It helps that fire types take neutral damage to electric as well. Although the fact htat its raining in gme may change that a bit. After two thundershocks and taking a couple of embers Aries successfully gets Growlithe into the yellow. Not wanting to repeat Bentleys murder spree from earlier, and wanting a new team member of the poison type gym, I opt to go ahead and try throwing a great ball. (I'd like to save the ultra ball I got in Aspertia for later potential catches).

And with that our little lady Growlithe is caught!

In a bit of selfish irl insertment I've opted to name this little spitfire after my families elderly dog. (I'm not the first person to name one of their pokemon after an irl pet and I wont be the last)

Course after giving it such a personal name I was relieved to see she had a Hardy nature and could fit into the team dynamic!

Welcome to the team Molly!

With Molly successfully caught, I can now safely construct and release the next set of catching polls! Once I have those posted up, I'm going to go ahead and play through the Virbank Complex more or less on my own so i can train up my team in preparation for Roxies gym battle!

For now though I'm going to end this post here and we'll be able to tackle Roxies gym battle, POkestar studios, and potentially the beginnings of Castelia City in the next part!

Thanks for reading and keep an eye out for those polls!

[anxietyfluffy]

Wanted you ask for your headcannons for Frank, 💝💔👗🔪🥇🎭❤️‍🔥💄😭 ( I love that man so much! 😭💙)

BLUE HEART ANONNN i missed you dude!! and ofc!! we frank fans gotta stick together FYWGWEUF this will contain spoilers and the angst hc is a lil dark but that's how I do angst babey 💝: to me, Frank has always read as a physical touch and acts of service kinda guy. like, for example, he struggles a fair bit to tell Karen verbally just how much he loves her, but to show it he tends to touch and hold her a lot as well as help her out with things. the acts of service hc is even hinted at in canon cus Karen stated that he helps out fixing small electronic devices around the house. 💔: this is both a mix of my hc and au - and really what would probably happen in canon if this were to happen - but i don't think Frank can really live without Karen. like, in an au where Karen dies but Frank doesn't, i think Frank would probably off himself because the person he loves the most is dead. 👗: Frank has numerous Hawaiian shirts in his closet as well as the same coloured jeans. he doesn't care - or want to - wear anything else. ofc he will, and he has clothes other than Hawaiian shirts and jeans, but he loves his iconic Hawaiian shirt because its comfortable to him. 🔪: I think everyone agrees that Frank has anger issues, so i wont repeat the truth UYFEGWWFE but, with Frank's training in the military as well as the fact his job is pretty physical at times, he's trained in some forms of martial arts. though i can't see stuff like Karate, i see more Boxing, Jiu Jitsu, Judo etc etc. how to fight and take someone down if needed. I can also see him being really good at Jiu Jitsu and Judo UEWFYUFEW 🥇: I can see small and big things he's good at. like something small is I can picture him being amazing on the grill, but a bigger one is that I can see Frank being amazing at giving advice (though he sucks when it comes to taking it). as much as he's harsh, i feel like he's good at pushing people to do things that makes them happy, and I think he tries to get people to do things they love because for a while he struggled to understand just how important love really is. 🎭: Ooooh.. I don't think Frank would lie a lot honestly, but. He'd absolutely lie if it meant he was (or, at least he thinks he's) protecting his family. Though, you can always kinda tell when Frank is lying, because usually he's pretty blunt and honest. Sometimes too much. ❤️‍🔥: KarenFrank time teehee. Frank adores Karen, absolutely, and I can see Frank giving Karen this certain look anytime he sees her. I dunno how to describe the look other than just full of pure love. She could look absolutely messy, puffed out after trying to get the girls to stop playing in some mud or something, and Frank would still put his hand on her cheek and look at her as if she was the sun and he was the moon, basking in her light. 💄: I've given my physical hc for Frank a fair bit - the fact I see him as tanned, as well as having darker hair and more greying streaks - but recently I've used his skintone on his dead body (dark, I know) because the colour is around the same, but it looks more natural compared to the vibrant colours I tend to go for. Here is a screenshot of the way I colour-picked the skintone off of the bodies - I go for the midtone of said body instead of either the direct lighting or the deepest shadows.

😭: Well. There is an obvious answer to this one. But, instead of going that route I'm gonna explore how he felt more. I imagine Laura's death was the heavy ass stick on the camel's back. Because it was mentioned Frank was a solider before he was a cop, I'd imagine he'd have some sort of trauma related to that - especially with the fact he was in his 20s for a bit of the 80s, where a lot of wars happened. That likely PTSD mixed in with the death of his daughter probably made what was seemingly a small liking to whisky into an addiction, which lead to his life crumbling more when Karen divorced him. Might I add, they didn't even divorce because they weren't in love, it was heavily implied Karen was still in love with Frank, and then Frank was clearly still in love with her too, esp cus all the other women he got interested in in-game were just younger, more evil versions of Karen UEFGUFWE. From what I saw of the photo of Frank, Karen and Daisy - esp because she looks around 10-13 in that image while dying at 14-15, I presumed they were together - or trying to be together - for a bit, and then divorced. And even if Karen had full custody of Daisy, that image as well as Once Upon a Crime make me believe that Frank did have contact with Daisy, it's just Daisy didn't want to speak to her dad. Which, presumably, lead to more depression, and more substance abuse. This cycle only ends when he's dead - when he's with Karen and the girls again, and can live as a family all together again. It's clear that if Frank's family didn't crumble and fall apart - because of the actions of a dumb ass driver - we would have a very different Frank in-game. those are my hcs!! sorry its long i love talking abt the knight family sm and if given the chance i will ramble abt them.

[blookmallow]

and today on “why do i keep watching these,” we have: 12 ways to sneak candy past your parents

half of these are just like, meticulously crafting candy versions of regular household things, because, ah ha!! your parents won’t notice your chocolate if you’ve made it into a fucking realistic ipad 

nevermind that this requires already having chocolate in the first place, and somehow having the time for all this prep work to make it look like an ipad, which apparently the parents don’t notice at all, and i really feel like you could’ve just eaten the chocolate in the time it took to make this, but what do i know i guess 

or how about some candy golfballs? they don’t explain how to make these. just do it. make some golf balls. if your parents catch you eating them, they’ll just think, oh, haha, silly me, she’s just eating some fucking GOLF BALLS, at least it’s not candy!

however she does not at any point make any attempt to eat the golf balls, she’s just playing golf with them, so i guess her parents object to even the existence of candy anywhere in the vicinity whether anyone is eating them or not. and if the idea is to eat them when they’re not looking, couldn’t you just. do that with any candy. why did they need to be golf balls. how does this help anything 

we also have, uh... squid game?? for some reason??? are kids watching squid game? i feel like kids should not be watching squid game 

anyway the hack is, steal your mom’s lotion container and. make whatever these sugar candy things are. in it. they did not explain how to make this. it seems like the need to sneak it past her mom is kinda irrelevant if she was able to Make it herself so i dont know why she now needs to hide it but whatever

she then gets caught, because she used her mom’s lotion container, so her mom noticed the missing lotion container, so the hack was completely useless to begin with, 

really not selling your ideas very well here, troom troom 

so anyway the parents respond with a family squid game cosplay and tell her if she can cut out the star she can have it. so, to recap here, this hack is:

1. dump out all your mom’s lotion so you can steal the container. only works if she uses this particular little round lotion tin though

2. make your own... korean sugar candy thing. im sorry i dont know what that stuff is called. from scratch, by yourself. you know how to do that, right? your parents wont notice this, dont worry. their absolute devotion to monitoring the house for any possible candy contraband won’t be an issue here 

3. your mom notices you’ve stolen her lotion and will come looking for it, but when she sees your squid game reference she’ll immediately forgive you for ruining her lotion and sneaking candy, and join in by giving you a challenge that will result in her letting you have candy. i guess. no word on whether she just fucking kills you if you mess it up though

then there’s also. making a pipe out of gum, which is another very unnecessarily complicated process, and im gonna bet they probably used clay or fondant or something because i DOUBT gum would be this easy to work with 

but the thing is, this isn’t the little girl making a pipe out of gum to sneak it past her parents, as the theme of this video would lead you to expect. no, the dad notices there’s a leak in the kitchen sink, so he needs to replace the pipe, and he remembers, ah! my daughter has some stretchy tube toys! i could use one of those! which is already not a great idea for how to fix your plumbing, but for some reason he decides to use her toy to... sculpt a pipe out of gum. and use that instead. as you do

so really the daughter wasn’t even involved here. i think the idea was “make a tube toy out of gum” in line with the other “make candy look like regular stuff” hacks but for some reason they made it about the dad instead so it no longer makes anything close to sense

anyway shockingly this doesn’t work out well and it breaks so they have to call a real plumber to come fix it 

and for SOME REASON they make their daughter pay for it???

she didnt even DO anything this time it wasn’t even her gum it was her dad doing all this weird nonsense. i think maybe they meant for her to replace a pipe with gum as a Sneaking Candy scheme that backfired but like, forgot what they were doing halfway through 

none of these were good, none of this makes any sense, would not recommend

also shout out to this apparently TWELVE HOUR VIDEO about. secret rooms for. elemental puppies. or something. i dont know i was too afraid to find out 

[bundyshoes]

Passing it on 👀 What are your top ten favorite songs for Bileven and why? 🥰

OOOF GURLLLLL this is really hard lolol

Umm okay i have a lot but if i HAD to narrow it down to 10 it’d be:

STUCKINMYBRAIN by Chase Atlantic

I made my first bileven vid to this song, the lyrics just fully encapsulated what billy went through plus it showcases how similar el and billy are:

“Not long 'til she figures out and moves

Sad song, sad story with a history of abuse, oh, yeah

She gets sentimental like her mum does

I get sentimental when I'm on drugs

We get sentimental 'bout the same stuff”

“Find out if you love me

While I find out how to move

'Cause I'm stuck in my brain again”

“Yeah, not long 'til the blues hit

Not long 'til she figures out I'm useless

Say I'm sorry that I sound like my dad, how sad

But I'm trying to make myself a better person”

Graveyard by Halsey

I just think of El coming to him in the Void and following him into his memories and seeing who he really is, all the way into the core of himself where the worst trauma happened/where he ‘died’ essentially — following him into the graveyard

Running up that Hill by Meg Myers

I had this one and the Placebo version on my playlist for them wayyy before s4 came out bc i KNEW 😂😂 but meg’s version is just so 🤌🤌 SO GOOD

Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

Dirty Dancing is pretty much one big ass bileven au — u cannot TELL ME baby doesnt remind u of el (even the dad of hopper lolol) and johnny is literally billy lol, the old ladies taking advantage and mullet and everything 😩😩 but also this line takes me back to the first moment they meet in real life, at heathers, and their eyes meet and CLASH and then they be lookin at each other a loooot after that

Lost Boy by The Midnight

This song is s3 from billys pov. Nuff said

Youth by Daughter

This has me thinking of el’s thoughts post s3/starcourt and thinking/remembering billy

“But I’m forever missing him.”

Moonrider by Wrabel and Jai Wolf

I made a video to it and YOU KNOWWWWW and its just. The lyrics thooo and that 80s vibess

Is it a Sin? by Al Hazan

THE HEATHERS HOUSE SCENE HAD THIS PLAYING WHEN EL MEETS BILLY IN REAL LIFE AND THE IMPLICATIONS OF IT AND EVERYTHING ELSE MAKE ME WANNA SCREAMMMM

Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift

Literally s3 😭😭😭 honestly anything about summer romance reminds me of them but this one in particular :”)))

The Day I Lost You by Stilz

This played over speakers at HHN 29, when they had s2/3 ST for one of the houses and it just SOUNDS like something straight out of the show and it just takes me to starcourt basically 🙃🙃😭😭😭

I literally have so many tho, i have a playlist well over 1k lmaoooo and i WAS gonna post a link here but tumblr wont let me lol

Thank you for the ask!! 💖💖💖

[many-gay-magpies]

personally i love jakah as our resident ✨short king✨ short lil fast boy i love him. jino is probably like . 5’10 at best

YEAH SURE TIME TRAVEL WHY THE HELL NOT ! I MEAN THERES ALREADY BEEN LOADS OF REFERENCES TO TIME TRAVEL/MULTIVERSE THEORY IN ENHA STUFF (like the intros and outros) SO WHY NOT. AND IN THE COMIC TBH IF YOU LOOK AT THOSE CHILDHOOD FLASHBACKS FOR SOOHA IT ALL LOOKS SO OLD AND VICTORIAN-ERA. LOOK AT CHRIS’S CLOTHES, THE HOUSES. LIKE SOOHAS CHILDHOOD AND DECELIS DONT REALLY LINE UP, TIME-WISE. SO WHY NOT. TIME TRAVEL.

JFNKXNSBD IM JUST IMAGINING SHION COMING TO SOLON ON A GENUINELY BAD DAY (don’t tell anyone this but solon’s hugs are the best bc he’s so tall he can just Wrap himself around you) AND SOLON DROPPING THE ACT TO COMFORT HIM AND SOME GIRL COMING BY LIKE “omg?? solon actually??? doting on shion instead of shoving him off??” ESPECIALLY BC THEYRE USUALLY BICKERING AND THEN SOLON JUST . PANICS AND JUDO FLIPS SHION DIRECTLY OUT OF THE HUG

IT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD JDSNDBEJ especially since heli and the guys are so desensitized that they can just say that shit as if it’s no big deal like they’d drop their trauma on khan and then go “haha cool anyways wanna go play nightball” meanwhile khan is re-evaluating his entire Life

- vrvr anon

oh yes i retract (part of) my former statement to agree with this one. jakah tiny speedy boi. jakah can slice your ankles in a fight and you wont even see him. jino meanwhile is in a sort of txt taehyun or knk heejun situation where he seems like The Short One at a distance but in reality its only because everyone else in the family is a skyscraper and hes just like. average to moderately tall.

YEAH HSJDHDJBFJ MY THOUGHT PROCESS EXACTLY PRETTY MUCH. and yeah part of the reason i figured "hey i could probably justify this and make at least SOME sense" is that honestly the entire town we see sooha and chris in, along with the clothes theyre all wearing, has a VERY vintage/victorian/18th century vibe to it. and it would be sort of logical maybe to say that, after getting the warning from the orphanage via chris's murder, sooha's mom just goes "fuck this its time to pull out the big guns" and straight up freezes she and her daughter in time for a few centuries. it may be a little extreme but WHATEVER this is all for fun anyway (i also like the idea of, in the scenario where the orphanage creates multiple generations of these superpowered kids, each generation is a little more toned-down power-wise than the last; with the first generation, the orphanage probably went full-speed, god-level superpowers on the babies, but the powers were SO INTENSE that the kids' bodies crumbled in under a year. so they went HM well that didnt work and watered it down more and more with each generation, until the brothers' generation at which point they went "HEY we can just make these fuckers IMMORTAL and then they can be as op as we want them to be!")

NOT SOLON JUDO-FLIPPING SHION OUT OF THE HUG IN A PANIC AT BEING CAUGHT BEING AFFECTIONATE OMG. shion yelling WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!? and solon yelling back SORRY I PANICKED and shion going PANICKED??!? OVER WHAT?? then solon (still yelling, now even more embarassed) ITS NOT IMPORTANT BUT ARE YOU OKAY?? and shion responds YES IM FINE IM LITERALLY INVINCIBLE BUT WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUDO-FLIP ME?? oh that is golden . and then later on after shion inevitably finds out the truth he TOTALLY teases solon about it to the others like "earlier solon judo-flipped me out of a hug because he didnt want anyone thinking he was a nice person lol"

the vampires are TRULY that "casually brings up something from their past without realizing that what theyre saying is a highly traumatic and not at all normal thing for anyone to go through, then not understanding why everyone is looking at them weird" character meme. its both sad and kind of funny.

[tactiletelekonesis]

ok ok ok i have NOT slept so y’all are getting my fe3h au

this au builds on the fanon that claude had a lot assassination attempts as a kid and that people ostracized him for only being half almyran and has fem byleth

when hes like 7? 8? i forget the age cos i havent slept he decides hes sick of the fact that no one will play with him because their parents wont let them, so when he learns about mercenaries, people you can PAY to DO STUFF FOR YOU hes like wow i can use that

jeralts mercenaries frequently visit almyra for work and at this point in time theyre in the capitol

little khalid seeks out mercenaries because hes persistent as fuck and finds them and tells jeralt he’ll pay to have someone play tag with him

jeralt laughs his ass off and is like you don’t need to pay i have a daughter

byleth is like 12 at this point

khalid pays her anyway and because shes 12 shes like yeah ok ill take this

the mercenaries tease her and her dad for years after this because “oh goddess we missed by’s first mission!!” and “jeralt you charged a child” and eventually they start teasing claude over the years too

after a few days jeralt is like “where are your parents” and refuses to let khalid see byleth unless he meets at least one of his parents to make sure theyre being safe with letting their son out and about near mercenaries

tiana finds this whole situation fucking hilarious of course and meets with jeralt and is surprised cos she knew him when she was a student at garreg mach and he was working there

the mercenaries are there for a month and a half before they leave

they come back about two years later and visit and khalid and byleth reunite

they visit frequently and at one point its decided that byleth will spend a year in almyra to better learn the culture (this is when jeralt gets leonie as an apprentice and byleth isnt with him)

when claude decides to go to leicester, he tells byleth and jeralt and the mercenaries ahead of time and drills it into their heads that hes NOT khalid in fodlan, hes claude

they dont see him again until the events of the game start

imo this makes it even funnier when edelgard and dimitri start trying to recruit byleth right off the bat and claudes like “i was gonna strike up a lasting friendship before asking for favors” cos this time its claude being a smug asshole cos he already has that friendship and he knows it

byleth chooses to lead the black eagle house cos she wants to fuck with claude by not picking him

claude eventually is like “heyyyy wanna help me snoop and learn if i can trust the black eagles????” and byleth goes along with it cos she knows his plans for fodlan and wants to help

when she gets closer to edelgard she realizes that maybe she can get edelgard and claude to work together on their goals???? so she starts dropping hints that they could be allies

idk where else im going with this but id have a full recruitment with byleth/caspar and claude/ashe and im undecided on background ships

other stuff: 1. sothis makes byleth give claude messages and gets mad when its not a word for word repeat of what she said, 2. when claude was little he called himself Khalid the Undying cos of all the assassination attempts he survived and the mercenary troupe 100% makes fun of him for it, 3. byleth tries really really hard to make claude and hubert get along and it Does Not work, 4. aromantic bisexual sylvain is the hill i will die on

[vasethetastemaze35]

she with me part 1

PLOT: your officer wilson trouble making daughter fezco is friend with you until your a senior then he will date you but he wants you to be a senior so he wont get in trouble

Your at a party dancing and drinking with your classmates you wearing a black shirt tie in a knot to show little stomach and low waist jeans to show little g swing off to make fez want you also you have a page boy haircut (like hazel had in the fault in our stars) he was to busy doing dealing so you drink some more beer you got few guys flirted with you but you told them the same thing “Im with someone go find another bitch to suck you” as your walking to fez to talk with him Nate jacobs grabs your hand and said “hey Y/N you look great together we should go upstairs and you know” as he winked at you you said in disgust “I’m not into jocks who asshole” you walked to fez and kissed his cheek sitted on his lap and said “ hey sweet face what up” he told you how his day was and he asked if Nate hurt you then you said no he holds you as his right hand on your hip after few minutes. Someone yelled cops and you ran the opposite direction that fez did. You ran into the cops and you got arrested for being drunk and not illegal age to drink they put you in jail and your yelling “ I’m officer Wilson daughter I want to talk to my father or give me my one phone call fucking assholes” as you hear you father voice saying “more and more everyday you sound like your beautiful mom (signed) sorry Y/N you going to have to stay for the night in here or get lucky if someone bailed you out….. here corner yourself up” as he throws you a long sleeve shirt that was three sizes to big then you get you one call you called fez but voicemail after sitting in the jail for a hour as you father told you your friend fezco bailed you out and you get out of the jail cell as you smiled at fez you get your stuff back then you tell your dad a lie your going to sleepover at rues so you sleep with your sexy fezzy as we drove to his house he said “ma you need to try stay out trouble” as he grab your thigh you chuckle at him and said “I’ll think about it” as you grab his dick thought his jeans he moved your hand from his dick he said “I told you wait until your senior year then I fuck you until you can’t walk for days princess” you told him fine we get to him house you tell hey to ashtray Then you walked to fez’s room to change into your clothes you leave here and you walked to the couch when fez and ashtray was watching a movie called night of the living dead you sit next to fez and he picked you up to put you on his lap as we watch the movie he play with your hair after the movie over ashtray goes to his room he said “ you know the rule no fucking on the couch” as you laughed we stay in the same spot looking deep into each other’s eyes as you said “kiss me just once hell one night of dry humping making out please I’m starving for fez on my lips as you kiss his knuckles one by one then his cheek as he said “okay one kiss but that it he kisses you slow at first but then it’s good heated and deep We tasting each other flavors and he said “ you look so fuckin good tonight at the party” as he continues making out with you he pulled us apart and told me that it for now (to be continued)

[julieloveupstead]

Why Her? - Upstead

Discription: My image of the conversation between Jay and Voight after Hailey told her boyfriend about what happened.

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It's well after 3am and he's had a very hard case and one of the hardest conversations and most heartbreaking of his life, but he doesn't give a shit. Jay has come to the home of his Siergant, who has been like a father to him for many years - annoying, misunderstood but honest and doing everything to save those closest to him, until his heart broke into a million pieces when the shattered love of his life told him about what Voight had done to her. A few weeks ago, he told Hailey that he adored Voight and had nothing but high respect for him, and now he's disgusted with him, and most of all himself, for not being able to protect the most important person in his world. Jay Halstead has had one job since he met Hailey to protect her despite everything, in every way, and he failed. He failed yet again. The first time Cameron was murdered, he knew Hailey wasn't well, that she needed help, but he was so offered up with the Marcus case that he didn't notice the moment he lost Hailey and now after that hell strike again. He loses her again and doesn't know how to get her back. Jay Halstead feels so helpless and so broken for the first time in his life. Hailey finally falls asleep after a few hours of crying and panic attacks. As she slept she looked so peaceful as if none of the bad events had ever happened, as if the weight of the pain had lifted off her. Today, seeing her in this state he could barely keep himself from falling to his knees and crying and had to leave the apartment because he knew I couldn't fight my emotions anymore and Hailey needed him strong. When he left the apartment he had no plans to go to Voight's, but here he is. There was one thing he needed to know that was keeping him up at night. Voight opened for him after some long time with a glass of whiskey, he was surprised when he saw me in front of his house. Without a word he passed him and went straight into the living room, where the lights were on and a replay of some field hockey game was playing in the background.

- I could understand why Erin had told you to leave. I really can understand. She probably would have gotten out of here sooner or later without the shit she did to Bunny. She suffered her share, but over time I came to the conclusion that maybe it was better that way, that it wasn't our time or our place, you know? - I stood in the middle, wearing my jacket and looking at the older man with pain in my eyes. - I was so consumed with darkness at the time that I couldn't see anything good in my life and suddenly then a remarkable person appeared like a bolt from the blue in that damn bank and saved my life. With time she became the most important person on earth, the person thanks to whom I am alive and I am the happiest man on this planet. Shit, I've never been so in love and so happy. Hailey and I were both broken, a difficult past, but we always had each other that's how we survived and that's how we will survive, do you understand? - I moved closer to the sergeant who was too surprised to say anything so he kept talking because that's what he came for, to say what he thought of him, not to chat over alcohol. - I don't know what's in your sick head that you did something like that to one of the most wonderful, amazing women. I don't know and I don't want to know because I don't know if I would be looking at you anymore. But there is one thing I do want to know," he walked even closer to his boss so that he could look into his eyes. - That Erin was like a daughter to you I know and all that fucking stuff, but one thing I can't understand is why Haile? What the hell did she do to you to make you have to hurt her like that? What did this lovely innocent person do to you? - He waited a minute, five, ten, but nothing came out of Voight's mouth, and maybe it's a good thing he'll be able to say all the things he wanted to. - Hank Voight wont let you hurt her again. You'll never be able to look at her again in your life. You have two choices, either you leave the department of your own free will, or everyone will know what you did to Erin, Al, Antonio, Adam and Hailey. You have two days Hank. - Then he just walked out leaving the boss surprised.

After fifteen minutes he was back in the apartment, where his princesses were still asleep, and he joined them in their boxers. He hugged her tightly against him and after he whispered in her ear how much he loved her he went to the land of morpheus.

[kellyvela]

Has GRRM ever said in any interview or on his blog that he hates Sansa's complete storyline after 4th season? I dont really follow all of his fan/media interactions but from what I can recall he has spoken abt how LF in books wont give sansa to ramsay or how noone had issue when Jeyne was given the Ramsay storyline in books etc. Asking this question to you bcs you rightly point out how ppl misunderstood his interviews/posts ( sansans/targ stans etc) & I cant recall him ever saying he 'hates' sansa's story in the later seasons of the show ( not s5 in particular but even s6 to s8).

Capclave 2013:

A change that has repercussions for season 4 is Marillion’s tongue removal from the first season. Martin said that the change was made (from an anonymous singer being the victim of a de-tonguing) because they wanted Joffrey to maim someone the audience would recognize. He believes this is an issue because of the part the singer plays in Sansa’s storyline, how he affects her interactions with others in the book, and he doesn’t believe another character will be fulfilling that role on Game of Thrones.

—GRRM talks season 4 & beyond - Winter is Coming - October 13, 2013

2014 Fan Reports about Capclave 2013 (*):

In a convention panel this year, George said on the record that he had no idea what they were doing with Sansa or where they’re taking her storyline, which now makes sense perhaps. He was not pleased when he was talking about it, so who knows what’s going to happen with her! Knowing GRRM, that could mean they’re going off the canon reservation, and/or that they’re going to be making a lot of shit up

I have notes I’ll be responding to (thanks!) but enough people commented about Sansa that I thought I’d share that tidbit, since it happened back in September iirc (was the same panel where he criticized the exclusion of Tyrell brothers)

—starkalypse - June 3, 2014

GRRM’s comments at capclave about Sansa (which I was in the third row for, for those asking about legitimacy) were among others during the panel that had a general theme of dissatisfaction with show changes. He was not in good spirits for that con and didn’t really have anything positive to say regarding the show. So take it with a grain of salt; there are deviations away from the books in the episodes he gets writers credit for, so maybe they’re doing something stupid or they really don’t have a gameplan!

—starkalypse - June 4, 2014

(*) These reports were posted in June 2014, during the airing of Game of Thrones Season 4, about Capclave 2013 that happened in October 2013.

Just after the rape episode:

How many children did Scarlett O’Hara have? Three, in the novel. One, in the movie. None, in real life: she was a fictional character, she never existed. The show is the show, the books are the books; two different tellings of the same story.

There have been differences between the novels and the television show since the first episode of season one. And for just as long, I have been talking about the butterfly effect. Small changes lead to larger changes lead to huge changes. HBO is more than forty hours into the impossible and demanding task of adapting my lengthy (extremely) and complex (exceedingly) novels, with their layers of plots and subplots, their twists and contradictions and unreliable narrators, viewpoint shifts and ambiguities, and a cast of characters in the hundreds.

There has seldom been any TV series as faithful to its source material, by and large (if you doubt that, talk to the Harry Dresden fans, or readers of the Sookie Stackhouse novels, or the fans of the original WALKING DEAD comic books)… but the longer the show goes on, the bigger the butterflies become. And now we have reached the point where the beat of butterfly wings is stirring up storms, like the one presently engulfing my email.

Prose and television have different strengths, different weaknesses, different requirements.

David and Dan and Bryan and HBO are trying to make the best television series that they can.

And over here I am trying to write the best novels that I can.

And yes, more and more, they differ. Two roads diverging in the dark of the woods, I suppose… but all of us are still intending that at the end we will arrive at the same place.

In the meantime, we hope that the readers and viewers both enjoy the journey. Or journeys, as the case may be. Sometimes butterflies grow into dragons.

—The Show, the Books - Not A Blog - May 18, 2015

Report about the last Game of Thrones Script that GRRM wrote:

No Wedding for Sansa and Ramsay: Without question, one of the most controversial changes the show made in trying to streamline the books was by slotting Sansa into the role of Ramsay’s wife and rape victim in Season 5. In the books, Ramsay marries and assaults Sansa’s best childhood friend, Jeyne Poole—who is being forced to impersonate Arya—instead. (You can actually see Jeyne briefly sitting next to Sansa in the show’s pilot.)

At the time Martin wrote this script, though, substituting Sansa for Jeyne was not yet the plan. Martin has Roose Bolton tell his bastard son: “We have a much better match in mind for you. A match to help House Bolton hold the north. Arya Stark.” It should be noted, however, that in Martin’s script, Sansa isn’t free from menace either. At his own wedding-day breakfast, Joffrey still threatens to rape the older Stark sister—once he’s “gotten Margaery with child.”)

—Game of Thrones: The Secrets of George R.R. Martin’s Final Script - Vanity Fair - December 7, 2018

A month before the Game of Throne S8 Finale:

Sansa’s story, in particular, has really deviated from the books. Ramsay Bolton — that marriage obviously was with a different character. When they start deviating like that, did you initially have any emotional reaction, even though you worked in Hollywood for many years yourself?

GRRM: Well, yeah — of course you have an emotional reaction. I mean, would I prefer they do it exactly the way I did it? Sure. But I’ve been on the other side of it, too. I’ve adapted work by other people, and I didn’t do it exactly the way they did it, so ….

Some of the deviation, of course, is because I’ve been so slow with these books. I really should’ve finished this thing four years ago — and if I had, maybe it would be telling a different story here. It’s two variations of the same story, or a similar story, and you get that whenever anything is adapted. The analogy I’ve often used is, to ask how many children did Scarlett O’Hara have? Do you know the answer to that?

I know it’s different in the book and the movie …

GRRM: Three children in the book, one by each husband. She had one child in the movie. And in real life, of course, Scarlett O’Hara had no children, because she never existed. Margaret Mitchell made her up. The book is there. You can pick it up and read Mitchell’s version of it, or you can see the movie and see David Selznick’s version of it. I think they’re both true to the spirit of the work, and hopefully that’s also true of Game of Thrones on one hand, and A Song of Ice and Fire on the other hand.

—George R.R. Martin on the Stark Sisters and Ending ‘Game of Thrones’ - RollingStone - April 22, 2019

James Hibberd’s Book:

GEORGE R. R. MARTIN: Jeyne Poole was included in the pilot—she’s shown giggling next to Sansa—but she’s never seen or referred to again. I actually wrote Jeyne into “The Pointy End,” my first script, when Arya killed the stableboy. I had some stuff with Jeyne running to Sansa being all hysterical and dialogue in the council chamber with Littlefinger saying, “Give her to me, I’ll make sure she doesn’t cause any trouble.” That was dropped.

DAVID BENIOFF: Sansa is a character we care about almost more than any other. We really wanted Sansa to play a major part in that season. If we were going to stay absolutely faithful to the book, it was going to be very hard to do that. There was a subplot we loved from the books, but it was a character not involved in the show.

GEORGE R. R. MARTIN: I was trying to set up Jeyne for her future role as the false Arya. The real Arya has escaped and is presumed dead. But this girl has been in Littlefinger’s control for years, and he’s been training her. She knows Winterfell, has the proper northern accent, and can pose as Arya. Who the hell knows what a little girl you met two years ago looks like? When you’re a lord visiting Winterfell, are you going to pay attention to the little kids running around? So she can pull off the impersonation. Not having Jeyne, they used Sansa for that. Is that better or worse? You can make your decision there. Oddly, I never got pushback for that in the book because nobody cared about Jeyne Poole that much. They care about Sansa.

—Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon: Game of Thrones and the Official Untold Story of the Epic Series by James Hibberd - October 6, 2020

GEORGE R. R. MARTIN: My Littlefinger would have never turned Sansa over to Ramsay. Never. He’s obsessed with her. Half the time he thinks she’s the daughter he never had—that he wishes he had, if he’d married Catelyn. And half the time he thinks she is Catelyn, and he wants her for himself. He’s not going to give her to somebody who would do bad things to her. That’s going to be very different in the books.

—Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon: Game of Thrones and the Official Untold Story of the Epic Series by James Hibberd - October 6, 2020

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[twomoonstwosuns]

epilogue.

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pairing: professor!poe dameron x reader

warning: mentions of sex, language

word count: 2.7k

a/n: we made it, this story is over! I’m having lots and lots of feelings, so I wrote a separate thing to express more of those. i hope the ending did not disappoint, and thank you for coming along on this ride with me.

~bonus chapters being added, links in the masterlist~

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5 Years Later

The first thing you heard when you opened the door was giggling. 

The house was dark, the only light coming from the light above the oven. Even the jingling of Beebs’ collar was nowhere to be heard. Moonlight shown through the cracks of the blinds. The house was seemingly abandoned.

But you did hear giggling.

“Hello?” You called into the house, hearing nothing in return as you walked from the foyer to the kitchen. “Anyone home?”

You set the plastic bag you carried in on the counter and heard more giggling, this time closer to where you stood in the kitchen. 

“Boo!”

Little hands grabbed your leg and made you jump, the high-pitched giggling returning as you put your hand over your racing heart and looked down at the culprit. 

“I scared you, mommy!”

You laughed as you knelt down. The culprit had a big wide smile on her face. “Yes you did, but you’re not scary!” You said as you smoothed out her dress. “You’re the prettiest Tinkerbell I’ve ever seen!”

Addison Shara Dameron was an exact clone of you, apart from the chocolate brown eyes and dark curly hair that matched your husband’s. A surprise that came two years into your relationship, she was now nearly four years old and yours and Poe’s greatest joy in life. She was your mini me, your best friend, but she was a daddy’s girl at heart and Poe was just as in love with her as she was with him. 

Addie kept you on your toes, a force to be reckoned with despite her young age. She loved to run and laugh and smile and have fun…and was becoming quite the little trickster. Which is why you knew, without a doubt, that while scaring you on Halloween was most definitely her father’s idea, she gave no hesitation to do it. 

“Mommy, will you do my hair like Tinkerbell’s?”

“Of course I will, let’s go upstairs.” You stood back up and larger hands immediately grabbed your waist, making you scream. A deeper laugh sounded in your ear as Addie’s giggling resumed and lips pressed against your cheek. He squeezed your waist before letting go and you swatted his arm as he passed. 

“I’m going to get you back for that.”

“Looking forward to it, sweetheart.” He called over his shoulder. 

“Mommy, daddy wonts let me make my hair yellow like Tinkerbell.”

“I told you honey, your hair’s so dark that it wouldn’t show up and you said the wig was itchy.” She sighed loudly and you smiled as Poe turned on the kitchen light. 

The first thing you saw when the light turned on was the sparkle of all the glitter on your daughter’s face and arms. The next thing you saw was Poe, clean-shaven and dressed as Peter Pan in a long green tunic and tight green tights that left nothing to the imagination. He sent you a wink when he saw you staring.

“Addie, why don’t you go upstairs and get your Tinkerbell slippers and mommy will be up in a minute.”

You watched her as she smiled and ran towards the staircase, the sound of her little feet tapping loudly on the hardwood floor bringing you so much happiness. Poe also watched her until she disappeared before looking back at you. 

“This is supposed to be a family appropriate costume?” You gestured to his costume and eyed the tightness of the tights around his thighs. 

“Not my fault you have a dirty imagination,” Poe smirked as he walked back over to you. 

“Trust me, it won’t be just me. All the neighborhood moms are going to go crazy.”

Poe chuckled as he put his arms around your waist. “Well, lucky for them I only have eyes for one neighborhood mom.”

You mumbled a ‘yeah, you better’ as he leaned down and kissed you, a rumble of laughter coming from his chest. 

“You need to go get into your Halloween costume,” he said as he pulled back. 

“I know, I know, I’m running a little behind. My meeting went long and then I had to stop at the grocery store.”

“Why’d you stop at the store?”

You looked at the bag on the counter and smiled sheepishly. “We needed more candy…”

Poe cocked his eyebrow. “If I go into the pantry right now, is the bag of Halloween candy we bought for trick or treaters going to be open?”

You looked away and didn’t say anything.

“And are all the peanut butter cups going to be gone?” You bit back a smile and he laughed loudly at your guilty expression. “Babe!”

“I’m sorry!”

“No you’re not.”

“I’m really not, I was craving them so bad.”

He ran his hands along your waist, shaking his head in fake disapproval.  

“Don’t give me that look, my need for peanut butter cups is partly your fault.”

Poe sighed heavily and you smiled as you leaned up and kissed his cheek. 

“Yeah….yeah, fine.” You giggled as you kissed him, then several things happened at once. Addie reappeared in the kitchen, calling your name to go do your hair. The doorbell rang, which made Beebs start barking. 

You gave Poe one more quick peck on the lips before following Addie up the stairs to her room while Poe went to get the door, eager trick-or-treaters barely containing their excitement for candy. You grabbed a couple things from the bathroom: her purple hairbrush, the de-tangler spray, and the cheap glittery hairspray that would make her hair hard as a rock but fairy-like for a few hours. 

“Alright sweetheart, come here,” you said as you walked into her room and sat on her bed. Addie ran over to stand between your legs and you turned her around and started brushing through her hair.

You could now hear a new voice floating upstairs, loud and happy and familiar. Addie’s face lit up when she recognized it, too. 

“Papa Kes!” She exclaimed, looking towards the door. You gently moved her head so she was looking forward again. 

“I’m almost done and then you can go see him.”

“Papa’s gon’ be Captain Hook!”

“He is?!” You pulled her hair back tight and secured it with a ponytail, doubling over it with a green scrunchie and creating the bun. “Okay, turn around and close your eyes.”

Addie turned to face you and you shielded her eyes as she closed them and sprayed her hair with the glitter hairspray. 

“I wants to see papa and daddy have a sword fight!”

You chuckled as you brushed some stray hairs back and sprayed them into place. 

“Alright Tinkerbell, you’re all set!”

Addie ran out the door, shouting “Thanks, mommy!” as she does and “Papa!” as she made her way down the stairs. You set her stuff onto her dresser on your way out and passed the top of the staircase on the way to your room. 

“Arghhhh, there be Tinkerbell!” You heard Kes say in his best pirate voice, Addie’s giggles floating up the stairs to where you were. 

You quickly made your way into your bedroom and changed out of your work clothes and into the pale blue dress that would turn you into Wendy for the night. The weather was unseasonably warm for late October, which you were grateful for because Addie did not like the idea of wearing a coat or long sleeve shirt under her costume. Tying your hair back with a ribbon, you smoothed out your dress, your hands lingering over your stomach. 

You grabbed your shoes and made your way downstairs, passing Beebs who had his harness on and was ready for a nice long walk. You followed the voices to the living room but paused when you saw a light on in Poe’s home office.

“Don’t tell me you’re grading papers,” you said as you walked in. He hummed and acknowledged your presence and glanced up from his desk. 

“Oh, I’m not grading.”

You looked over his shoulder, wrapping your arms around his neck from behind. 

“What are you doing?” You asked, seeing him fiddle with a hot glue gun. 

“We had a wing issue,” he said, picking up a little silver jewel and nodding towards Addie’s Tinkerbell wings that laid across his desk. “A couple of these fell off. I told her they would if she kept playing on the playground with her wings on, but she insisted on breaking her wings in before Halloween.”

You giggled. “Well, you can’t ever say no to her, so you can’t be too surprised.”

“No, I really can’t.”

You smiled as you kissed his cheek. “Careful, you’re going to b—“

Poe hissed as the melted glue spilled over the sides of the silver jewel, burning his fingertips. He pressed the jewel onto the bright green mesh of the wing and shook his hand, as if the pain would magically go away. You walked back into the kitchen and grabbed a washcloth, getting it wet with cold water and bringing it back to Poe. He put the rest of the jewels back on and you gave him the washcloth. 

“Thanks.” He looked up at you as you leaned against his desk and smiled. “Well look at you, Wendy.”

“I couldn’t find a long blue nightgown or dress, you think this is okay?”

“Sweetheart, you will never hear me complain about you wearing a shorter dress.”

Even after being together for five years, Poe still had the ability to make you blush. He did it on purpose all the time, getting a good laugh out of it but giving you a kiss somewhere on your face every time as an apology. He grabbed your hand and pulled you onto his lap, his lips connecting with your jaw as you put an arm around his neck.  

“Happy Anniversary.”

“Happy Anniversary, my love,” you said with a smile and you leaned down and kissed him. “You know, I think out of all our anniversaries, this one is my favorite.”

“The anniversary of the first time we slept together is your favorite?”

You shrugged. “It’s the one that started everything. I love celebrating that.”

“Speaking of celebrating, you still up for making the trip downtown?”

You sighed heavily and run your fingers through the hair at the base of his neck. 

“I don’t know if I’m in the mood to be fucked against the wall tonight…your baby is taking all of my energy.”

He smirked. “Which one?”

“Both of them, but the one in the oven in particular.”  

He snickered and put his hand on your stomach where, in a just a few short weeks, a baby bump would start becoming more noticeable. 

“I’m sorry, I know we do it every year—”

“Don’t be sorry, hon. I know the first few months of pregnancy comes with a lot of fatigue. You were exhausted with Addie. We can celebrate another day. Besides, I had another idea in mind, just in case.” You looked down at him and cocked your eyebrow. “When we get home from trick-or-treating, we’ll get Addie bathed and put to bed, get into our pajamas and cuddle while you eat your weight in peanut butter cups and watch a movie.”

You looked at him adoringly, putting your other arm around his neck and pulling him into a hug. 

“I love you so much.”

“I love you, too,” he chuckled as he hugged you back, a soft kiss being placed on your neck. He rubbed your stomach gently, a soft smile appearing on his face. “So, when do you want to tell Addie?”

“Maybe when there’s a bump…she’ll probably ask where the baby is and it’ll be easier to show her it’s in my belly.”

“You think she’s going to ask where babies come from? Because I don’t know if I’m ready to have that conversation with her.”

“She might. We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. For now, let’s go trick-or-treating.”

He patted your leg and you stood up just in time for Addie to come running in, giggling as she looked back to see Kes peering around the corner at her. She hid behind his legs and Poe looked down at her. 

“I got your wings fixed, Tinkerbell.” She clapped her hands and he grabbed the wings, sliding the elastic bands up her arms. She ran around him and past Kes. 

“My wings is fixed!” She yelled, looking back at Kes. “I can flys now, you can’t get me!”

“Arrghhh,” Kes groaned, looking back at you. “She be having a point.”

You giggled as you watched her creep carefully back to Kes and then jump out of the way when he tried to grab her. Poe put his hand on your back and rubbed it slowly as you watched her play with her grandpa, the both of you already thinking about how much fun she’ll have with her new sibling. 

“Let’s go tricker treating!” Addie said excitedly, grabbing Kes’ hand and pulling him towards the door. 

You and Poe followed them out, Poe grabbing her trick or treat bag and her Tinkerbell blanket and you getting Beebs’ leash. He jumped up on you excitedly as you hooked him up, the eight year old corgi still having the energy of a puppy, but you knew he’d pass out either on your bed or Addie’s as soon as you got home. 

Locking up the house, you and Beebs followed the others out into the warm Halloween evening. The sounds of the neighborhood kids squealing with fright and gleefully talking about all the candy they’ve gotten was carried down the streets. A smile formed on your face as you watched them. Poe and Kes each had one of Addie’s hands, Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, and Captain Hook, and they led her down the driveway. You grabbed your phone and took a picture, the setting sun providing the perfect backdrop.

“Y/N!”

You were too busy looking at the photo you had taken to realize they had turned around and were talking to you. Your head snapped up, a slight blush forming on your cheeks. 

“We forgot to take pictures,” Poe said as he walked back. 

“Oh my gosh, you’re right! Addie, we’re going to take some pictures first and then we’ll get going, okay?” She sighed heavily, wanting to just go already, and you knelt down to her level. “Just a couple of pictures.”

She nodded and you gave her a kiss on her cheek and joined Poe in front of your garage. 

“You better let me in one of these pictures,” Kes said with a humorous smile. “I don’t get this dressed up just for anyone and you’ll want to document it.”

“Of course we want a photo with you in it, Kes.” You smiled at him and he shot you a wink. He came and stood beside you as Poe set his phone up on the car and coming over to stand on the other side of his dad. 

“Smile right there, Addie,” you said, pointing to the camera. She put a big smile on her face and Poe started the shutter timer, the watch counting down from three to take the picture. Kes went and grabbed the camera, muttering “perfect” under his breath and holding it up to take one of the three of you. 

As Kes took the picture of your perfect little growing family, in front of your perfect dream house, on a perfect and warm Halloween night, you thought about how this wasn’t where you’d thought you’d be just five years out of college. 

You decided you would text the group of friends you went out with later that night, thanking them for dragging you out to the loud and crowded nightclub. Because without them making that suggestion, you wouldn’t have found the love of your life. 

All it took was one night, where all order was suspended, and one drunken impulse to completely change the course of your future. 

There was absolutely nothing you would do differently. 

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[chomperzlove]

Kou Nightmares Smutt

Starring my O/C Kora

Trigger warning, sexual, verbal and physical abuse.

I laid next to the pop idol vampire and watched as his beautiful face contorted in pain. The grey silk sheets wrapped around his body tighter with every twitch and moan. My heart hurt watching him like this, but I also knew it was a bad idea to wake someone up from a night terror. Instead i scooted closer to him and tried to put my arm around his chest-

“Don't touch me!” He screamed and I thought he had finally woken up.

“Kou, honey” I started but was interrupted with a loud moan from Kou. Oh my poor baby. I thought to myself. I moved my arm slowly closer to his chest and moved my head to kiss his. When my arm connected with his body Kou jerked and sat up gasping for air.

“Hey,” I whispered. “It's ok now. It was just a dream. Im here.” Kou Jumped at the sound of my voice and spun around with a wild look in his eyes. He leaned forward growling and showing his fangs.

“I won't let you hurt me again you son of a bitch!” He yelled wrapping his hands around my throat and pushing me back down onto the bed. I gasped and struggled against him trying to think what I should do. I gently placed my hands on either side of his face.

“Kou, baby. It’s me. It's your Masa- Kitty.” I choke out struggling for air. When my hands touched his face Kou snapped out of it and wretched back staring at his hands.

“Oh my god. What have I done? Are you ok kitten?” He said fear and anxiety in his voice and showed in his face.

“I’m fine.” I rasp, taking his hands in mine. “Are you ok?”

“You're worried about me? I just tried to kill you!” Kou whispered trying to pull his hands out of mine.

“Of course i am worried about you. You didn't mean to hurt me. It was just a bad dream.” I said gripping his hands tighter so he couldn't pull them away. Kou’s shoulders slouched as he hung his head and began to cry. I pulled him into my chest and stroked his hair.

“It’s ok baby. I'm here.” I whispered as I kissed the top of his sweat drenched golden hair. “I won't let anything happen to you. I've got you now.” Kou cried into my chest for a while before he sat up and took my face in his hands. His mismatched eyes searching mine for any sign of fear or anger.

“Are you sure you aren't hurt?” He whispered. When I shook my head he pulled me into his chest. “God, I'm so sorry Kitten.” I held him back not saying anything and nuzzled my face into his chest. Kou let out a long sigh and relaxed slightly.

“Do you want to talk about it?” I asked, moving my head up to look at his face.

“Oh you know. It was the same ol stuff. No biggie.” He said with fake happiness.

“Kou,” I said, pulling away from him and putting my hands on his shoulders. “Please don't do that fake happy stuff with me. You are safe with me. I won't judge you if you're not ok. I'm your girlfriend and I love you.” I said seriously. His eyes widened at that as if he were shocked.

“You didn't know that before?” I asked. My handsome boyfriend shook his head sadly. “Oh honey. Come here.” I said patting the space of the bed beside me. Kou silently moved sitting with his back against the headboard. He stared straight ahead, his eyes going in and out of focus for a minute before he looked over at me.

“I-I have never had anyone say that to me. Well except my brothers.” He said with a sad smile.

I didn't say anything, just looked at him. I knew how he felt.

“When I was a kid,” I started, “I was moved around a lot. My parents died a few days after I was born and I was passed from foster home to foster home. No family ever wanted to keep me for longer than a month and sometimes it was just for the paycheck.” Isaid. “And the other times they wanted… more… from me. And when they got what they wanted, I was passed on to the next house. I remember I was with this one family, the parents already had 2 kids of their own and decided to foster me. I was crying one night because I had woken up from a nightmare and the mom came bursting into my room and slapped me. She told me i was being too loud and i was ungrateful for the shelter they had given me and that i should pack my bags and get out now. So I did. As I was leaving she told me that I would never amount to anything except a whore.”

I stopped talking for a second to take a breath. Kou had slid his hand into mine and was watching me as I talked. “After that place the foster system didn't really care where I went. Every place got worse than the last and I never had anyone to cry out to at night. So I've never had anyone say that to me before either. But I want you to know that I mean it.” I smiled slightly at him. His face was full of rage and his grip on my hand tightened. I was terrified. Oh shit. I thought, I shouldn't have done that. He probably thinks I'm trying to take his pain and try to beat it. Fuck. What do I do? How do I make this right? Before I could say anything Kou took my chin in his fingers and jerked my face to look at him. His face was full of rage and hatred.

“I’m sorry Kou.” I said as I pulled my chin from his fingers. “I didn't tell you that to make you feel bad for me or anything, I wasn't trying to one up your pain, I just wanted to tell you I understood if you didn't believe me when I said I wont judge you. I'm sorry Kou.” I said sheepishly. I scooted away from him and averted my eyes. Trying to do anything to keep this situation from getting out of control.

“Why are you sorry? I know that’s what you were trying to say. I know you weren't trying to one up me. Please don't be afraid of me, kitten.” He said as he reached to try to pull me back to him. I stiffened for a second and relaxed when I saw the truth of his words in his eyes.

“Is it ok if i ask you about your past?” He asked as he pulled me closer to him. “I just want to know more about your life.”

“I’ll tell you anything you want to know.” I replied. Kou had told me all about his past when I saw the scars on his back.

“Ok. What did they do to you?” he asked. His face was full of worry. “You don't have to tell me that. Sorry that was stupid.”

“No, it wasnt stupid. I don't have a problem talking about it.” I said “Most of the time it was the men who wanted me to touch them and a few times it was both the man and the woman. When I was 8 I stayed with the one couple who had a theater in their basement and told me they were going to have me put on plays for them. I was excited about that. I had always wanted to be in a play. They told me to call them mamma and pappa. One day momma came into my room with a beautiful white dress. She told me to get changed that the play was going to start soon. She was all smiles and radiated happiness, so much so that I forgot to ask what the play was about. She took me downstairs where pappa was waiting. He had a big grin on his face and said are you ready to put on your first play darling? And led me to the stage. There were people everywhere, all men. Pappa told me they were his friends when I asked and I shrugged it off. I got onto the stage and bright lights lit up the stage. I was blinded at first so I didn't see the man come up behind me and grab me with his hand over my mouth. I screamed and he smiled saying how much he loved my scream. He ripped my new dress off with one hand and my underwear was thrown to the side. He put me on the bed that was on the stage and raped me.” I said. Kou sucked in a breath. “After he was finished another guy came up and then it was just one after the other. I don't know how many people did it, but I know I passed out from the pain after the second guy was done. I stayed with them for 6 months. And it was a regular occurrence. Every friday at 6.” I said without any emotion. Kou sucked in his breath again. “After that place I went to different places that wanted different things. Most of them wanted me to sell drugs for them and if I got short changed or some guy ran off without paying I got beat pretty bad. The final house I was at I was chained to the basement wall and whipped because I asked for a drink of water. I ran out of there and never went back to the foster system. They looked for me because I was only 12 when i ran away, but they gave up eventually and declared me dead.That’s when I met my brother Jeremy.” I said happily. “Jermey was an orphan too but he was 16 and had his own place. He invited me to live with him for a while. It wasn't always easy but we made it work. We were so happy.”

“Where is Jeremy now?” Kou asked

“Oh he’s a few towns over. He married my best friend and they had a daughter, Lucy.”

“Do you ever get to see them?”

“Oh every once in a while i'll go check in and tell them im alive, but since i've been here, I haven't seen them as much. That night you caught me sneaking out of the house, I was going to see them.” Kou stayed silent and stared at me with a sad expression. His sweet pink lips curled in a frown and his blue and pink eyes were full of self loathing.

“I know that this won't make up for everything we did to you before, But i am sorry. If I could go back and change it all I would.” He said sadly.

“I know you would Kou. But I’m not mad at you guys. I forgave you a long time ago.” I said truthfully.

“How can you not be mad at us? How do you not hate Us Kora? After everything you went through as a kid, and we treated you just as badly, if not worse.”

“You guys didn't know any better. You were just doing what you thought you had to do. Was it wrong, oh yeah. And there was a point where I hated every one of you, but then when I was told about the plan, things made more sense. Who am I to judge someone for following orders and doing what they believed was right?” I said looking at the wall in front of me. It was covered in pictures of me and Kou from his instagram account. I smiled as I looked at one where we both had big balls of pink cotton candy and were throwing pieces at each other and laughing. The ferris wheel in the back round lights up Kou’s smile casting multi colored orbs over his face and hair. “Plus, how could i stay mad at you all when we have made so many amazing memories together. The one with the cotton candy in particular. That was the night you told me you loved me.” I smiled and looked at a Kou, who was staring at me with his mouth slightly open like he was seeing a strange fish at the aquarium. “What? Why are you looking at me like that?” I chuckled.

“Are you for real? Like are you an actual person or am i dreaming again?” He said with disbelief.

“What? Don’t be stupid” I laughed “This would be a messed up dream. I mean who would ever dream of this” I said as I gestured to myself. Kou smiled and let out a small chuckle.

“Where have you been my whole life,” Kou asked as he took my cheek in one of his hands “I swear you have to be an angel. Only an angel could forgive the monsters who tortured her.” He said smiling at me.

“That or I just have a severe case of Stockholm syndrome.” I laughed. Kou’s face fell at that. “Oh, baby, I’m just kidding.”

“I have to be the luckiest man in the world.” Kou said, his blue eye looking into my green ones, His pink eye was covered by his hair. “I have to be. I never dreamed I would have a woman like you in my life. You have given me a new outlook on life. Before I met you all I was worried about was my career and impressing my fans. But then you came and turned it all upside down. You make me a better man Kora. I mean it. I am so lucky to have such a strong, loving, beautiful and smart woman as my girlfriend. I'll never let you go, and I swear i will never hurt you again.” He said, his eyes glowing with love.

“Ah, don't make promises you can't keep my love. I guarantee you are going to hurt me one day, and I will hurt you. It’s part of being in a relationship. Nothing is perfect.”

“Don't say that kitten. I am the epitome of perfection!” He smiled his chest swelling in mock pride. I laughed and swatted his arm. “I will never let anyone hurt you like that again. I promise. You will never feel that way again.”

“And I promise I won't let anything happen to you again Kou. and I have never broken a promise.” I said pulling him in for a kiss. It started out as a small sweet kiss but became deeper when Kou put his hand behind my head and pulled me on to his lap. I broke our kiss so that I could sweep his hair away from his fake eye. I held his face in my hands.

“I love you Kou.” I said and pressed my forehead against his.

“I love you too Kora.” He smiled back. “Hey, I want to meet Jeremy.” He said sitting up straight. What he said took me by surprise.

“Really?” I asked the surprise clearly in my voice.

“Yes. I do. I want to thank the man who saved the love of my life and meet your best friend and niece. I want to know all parts of your life.” He said with a grin on his face. It fell when he saw my smile falter. “What’s wrong? Do you not want me to meet them?”

“No, I do! I want that very much, it’s just that you won’t be able to meet her.”

“Why not?”

“She’s dead.” I said

“Oh, oh god i'm sorry.” Kou sad

“Don't be. You didn't know. But i really want you to meet Jeremy and Lucy!” I said getting excited again.

“It's a date then,” Kou said, moving off the subject. I could tell he wanted to ask how my best friend died but didn't, which I appreciated very much. “Now then, since you are still on my lap, how about I prove to you how lucky I am?” He grinned. I blushed, but shoved my lips into his as an answer. He took it the way I meant and turned me onto my back, never breaking his kiss. When he did I groaned.He chuckled and moved his hands down my body and kissed along my jawline down to my neck and collarbone. My fingers gripped his hair when he found the spot on my neck that I loved. He smiled and whispered “Found it” against my neck. I let out a small moan when his fangs teased the spot. He kissed the spot and lingered with his lips waiting for my permission to bite.

“Please, bite me Kou.” I whispered in a husky tone to which he groaned and slowly sang his face into my skin. I moaned and arched my back when I heard him moan as he was drinking my blood. Kous hands gripped my waist, Fingers digging into my hip. I squeaked at that and moved my hips closer to his. We pulled his mouth away from my neck, his eyes glazed over with lust and a little bit of blood dripped to his chin. I took my thumb and ran it to his lips and let him lick it clean.

Kou crushed his lips against mine and moaned when I bit his lower lip. One arm supporting him on his elbow, the other slowly, painfully slowly, roamed down to my pale purple pajama shorts. I let out a deep breath when he slipped his fingers under the elastic and began to tease my lower lips.

“Does that feel good kitten?” Kou asked his hot breath on my ear.

“Yes” I moaned. He chuckled and moved my panties to one side. He slipped two of his fingers inside me and kissed me swallowing the moan that came as he started pumping his fingers back and forth, hitting my g spot. When I began to clench my walls he put his thumb on my clit and gently pressed it. I moaned loudly. I could feel him getting harder against my thigh with each moan. I took my hand and gripped his thick member through his pants and panted when he groaned and he ground his hips into my arm. His forehead against mine, he removed his fingers from inside me, making me gasp. He moved my hand from his member and pinned both of my above my head.

“Prepare yourself little Masa- Kitty, I'm about to make you scream my name.” He said moving his face between my legs. With one hand he took off my shorts and pink lace panties. I lifted my legs to his shoulders and put my hands in his hair, working my finger around his gorgeous blond strands. He smiled and his face disappeared between my legs. I moaned and arched my back as he slowly licked between my mounds lips and sucked on my clit. He moaned against me when I gripped his hair tighter, pulling it gently. His tongue was working my clit faster and faster.

“AH- Kou im going to-'' He interrupted me as he shoved his fingers inside me and pumped them against my g spot. The knot in my stomach was getting too much to hold in and I said his name loudly as I came on his face. He eagerly began slurping up my juices. He sat up, wiping his face with his hands.

“That wasn't loud enough Kitten. I guess I'll have to work you harder to get you to scream.” He said with a grin that made me swoon. I sat up and gripped the hem of his shirt, pulling it over his head and threw to a random corner. My tank top joined him in the corner and his pants and boxers followed soon after. He kissed me, his bare chest pressed against mine. I tried to sit up so I could take control but he held me down.

“Tonight I'm going to show YOU how much I love you.” He said in my ear. I squirmed beneath him and I could feel his swollen member twitch against the top of my thigh. Kou moved his hips between mine and settled his member against my opening. I turned my head, showing my neck.

“I want you to bite me when you go in.” I huskily said.

“Your wish is my command Kitten.” His lips latched on to my neck and he bit me as he slid into me. I let out a loud moan. His mouth left my neck as he began to thrust his hips in a steady rhythm. Kou planted a passionate kiss on my lips as he thrusted and moaned on my lips. Our moans were getting louder and he began to thrust harder. My walls tightened on his hard member and he grunted my name.

“Kora, oh my god. You feel so good. You're so wet. Listen. Can you hear your juices soaking me?” I moaned in response to the sound. My back arched higher as I came close to climax and suddenly Kou pulled out of me.

“What, Why?” I complained. A seductive smile played across his face as he lifted my on his lap to straddle him. His legs went straight out and he slammed himself inside me and moved his hips with mine as I rocked back and forth. My arms wrapped tightly around his neck and he wrapped his around my waist.

“Look at -ng- me kitten -uh-.” He demanded it. I obeyed, locking my eyes onto his. My Long black hair fell like a curtain on one side of my face. I flipped it back and Kou gripped a handful of my hair, holding it behind me and slightly pulling. I rocked my hips faster against him and he matched my pace.

“I want you to look me -ng- in the eyes when you come. Oh fuck! Scream my name Kitten. Scream it at the top of your lungs. I want the whole world- ng- to know you are mine!” as the knot in my stomach grew tighter i could feel his member throb inside me and i knew we were both about to climax so i moved my hips faster earning me a loud moan from kou.

“Kou, i'm going to”

“Uh. Me-ng- me too” as i was ordered I screamed his name as i reached ecstasy and he screamed mine just as loud. Panting we separated our sweating chests and kissed until he slowly got up and laid me down and removed himself from me.

He laid down next to me and we both turned on our sides. He stroked my sweaty hair from my face and kissed my forehead..

“I love you Kitten.” He said as he pushed his nose to mine. “Did I prove it?”

“Oh, yes. You proved it. I love you too Kou.” I smiled. His fingers made circles on my back. We talked about nothing for about an hour. Smiling and giggling together. I rolled onto my stomach and sat up.

“Mhm/ I need to take a shower.” I said as I started to get off the bed. Kou followed me off the bed and we grabbed our clothes from the corner and went into the bathroom. Kou turned on the water as I grabbed towels and placed them on the wooden bench next to the shower. I stepped into the shower and Kou stood outside for a second.

“Aren't you coming?” I asked to get my hair wet. My pop star smiled at me and joined me in the shower.

“Yeah, I was just admiring the view.”

“Didn't you just get enough of the view a few minutes ago?” I asked with a small laugh.

“I’ll never get enough of you.” Kou said and kissed me pushing my face under the waterfall shower head. We took our time washing the sweat off of each other and I washed the idols beautiful blonde hair.

“Your hair is so soft!” I said Kou chuckled and shrugged his head into my hands. Enjoying the scalp massage. We finished our shower and dried off. As I headed for the bathroom door, Kou wrapped his arms around me from behind and started kissing my neck.

“Are you already wanting round two?” I giggled.

“No, “ He smiled “I'm just enjoying the way you smell.” He buried his face into my neck and I smiled hugging his arms.

Eventually we made it back to his bedroom and crawled into the bed. I laid my head on his chest and we fell asleep wrapped in each other's arms and neither one of us woke up from a nightmare.

[robinofinashiro]

- request from anonymous: “Do you do headcannons? If you do, could you do reaction for Hawks and Bakugou to their darling being pregnant?” 

- request status: OPEN

- pairing: yandere! hawks, yandere! bakugou x fem! reader

- note: i’m a little over 100 followers!! thank you so much!! 

- oh, hawks is over the moon. seriously, he is. he was just begging for you to get pregnant so the fact that you actually got pregnant had him in the floor probably crying. 

- he immediately starts setting up the room next to your shared room for the kid. he wasn’t about to let a perfect opportunity go to waste and he’d be damned if you didn’t contribute to helping. 

- the nursery is totally bird themed. little hawks and owls around the crib while getting one of those noise machines that plays animal noises to help the baby sleep. oh, he totally puts his merch in the room too. 

- he signs you for the first available appointment to see your little baby. HOWEVER; it’s at your home. he finds the best doctors in town to come to your place to give you all the ultrasounds. he isn’t going to let his pregnant darling leave the house when there could be villains on the loose. 

- if it’s a boy, he totally wants him to take his last name. imagine? another pro hero under the same name as his father? it would be his life long dream to see his kid take his name and use it when he becomes a hero. 

- if it’s a girl, HAAAA, you think hawks is going to let them become a hero? you must be out of your god damn mind. he’s going to treat your daughter the same way he treats you but obviously to a lesser extinct and more on the possessive and overly protected side. 

- he immediately starts to bring you everything you need to keep you as healthy as possible and as a way to keep the contact to your doctors at a bare minimum. if you don’t have to see them outside of the times that you need to get check on, you won’t be seeing really anyone. 

- hawks immediately starts to bawl when you start going into labor. he never thought he would see you having a baby with him so the fact that you are now giving birth to a new life and he’s there witnessing the entire thing happen, he’s over the fucking moon. 

- i can see bakugou either being really happy or really upset for a while. regardless, it’s his fault you end up pregnant. he didn’t wear anything to protect himself and you couldn’t exactly do much to try and prevent or even ask him to do such a thing. 

- for this case, he’s happy!! much like hawks, he puts all his merch in the nursery but unlike hawks, he goes way the fuck overboard. everything in the room is about him. he’s kind of happy that he said yes to the baby merch all those months ago because it pays off in the end. 

- the best medical staff in Japan. whenever you even have the smallest pains, he class (more like drags) a doctor to come over and see you. you can literally just say that you’re having a small side pain and its probably the babies foot up against your ribs and he won’t hear a word. he’s going to call a nurse. 

- he goes a lot easier on you for certain stuff. you can basically get away with calling him any curse word in the entire world and he’ll probably just let it go. he chalks it up to it being hormones and scoff it off. if you’re being extra annoying with it tho, he’ll probably give you a warning but that’s about it. 

- indulges in the cravings you have. if you want something like peanut butter and chips, he’ll run out and get it. he doesn’t want you getting annoying and honestly, he’s probably the kind of person to suffer through sympathy pains so he ‘feels’ what you go through at times. 

- this is just a mexican thing we do but i could see bakugou as the type to do ‘la cuarentena’ belief. essentially what that is is that for 40 days straight, no one besides himself is able to see you or the baby. aside from doctor visits, no one is visiting, calling, facetiming, etc. you need to take care of yourself and the baby first. 

- puts you on a strict diet after the birth tho. your practically on his diet with consideration of you having to breastfeed so it wont be SO strict. bakugou plans on keeping the baby away from formula until you can’t anymore. bakugou’s baby will be the healthiest baby on the fucking planet. 

- the baby grows up with the biggest ego on the planet, even worse than bakugou himself. he raises that child to make sure that he knows he’s the best there is and if he wants to be a hero when he grows up, bakugou will make sure to teach him all he knows and more. he’ll be damned if his kid doesn’t grow up to be the best. 

[itspdameronthings]

The Big Clean Up Benny X Santiago X Reader

Here is my entry for @autumnleaves1991-blog's Wednesday challenge. What would the house look like after Doc( female reader ) leaves to take care of Molly while she has surgery.

Note: lots of fluff.

The house was alive. Whether it is sounds of three female cats chasing each other. Or the sounds of the wind blowing the wind chimes. You were enjoying it all. Something you will miss,but one special thing you will miss the most is your handsome boys. Last month you got a call from Molly. Telling you that she needs to have surgery. Needs her to take care of her and the girls. On the night before you were supposed to leave. You were writing a chore list for benny and santi. To them they don't need one,but it is more than that. It is a how to do list. Perfect example is the laundry. Especially for benny. He makes a habit not to sort things out. As for Santiago? His habit is dirtying every dish while he cooks. Both of them have the habit of not putting things away. You hope the house is not wrecked when you get back. Your boys assure you that wont happen. Will would see to that. Since he would come by and "spy" on them. He knows how they are with domestic chores as well.

The day of the trip was a sad one. You got up early so you could have some alone time with them before they had to go to work. You and Santi cuddle on the couch. He places lazy kisses on your neck and shoulder. So what if he was going to be late on getting out of the door. He won't have the pleasure of waking up to her arms around him. As he got to get his stuff ready. In his santi like fashion he pulls you into his arm,and whispers something sweet into your ear. The hardest part is to leave benny. It would be the first time you two have never been apart. This is killing you. So you went upstairs to get back into bed to cuddle with your golden retriever. To your surprise you see Benny sitting up. Could tell he was crying. Poor baby. Had to cuddle with him. When you sit next to him; he lays his head on your lap. Playing with his hair you sniffle," I know baby. It is gonna be hard. We would get through this. I'm a phone call away. Even if you can't sleep. Call me. As I told you both last night. We will do lots of zoom chats. There will be nights I'll call you both too. " he sniffles," promise that you be safe. Tell Fish we all say hi. Give that God daughter of ours lots of hugs " looking at the clock,and notice it is time for him to get up. Slowly pulls away from your embrace. Gets up to take a shower. While you go down stairs to fix him his breakfast shake. Then feed her fur babies.

Benny took his shower. Sees you left your bag open. Knowing you need something to remind yourself of your boys. He puts in the stuffed animal that has his old tee draped over it. Noticed Santi left a few things for her too.

Will comes over to drive you to the airport. Sees his brother coming downstairs. Looking sad. Gives him a hug while he goes into the kitchen to get his breakfast and his lunch. Gives you a deep kiss. Make your toes curl up. Will pours some coffee in his cup," don't worry so much Doc. They will be fine. Besides, they wont be alone. These furballs would see that." You laugh when one of them hops on the counter to rub on your hand.

It has been one week since you left. Molly's knee surgery went well. You checked on the boys to see how they are doing. Benny tells you about his fight. Which he won. Also about the cat antics. On one occasion he almost took one to work. That made you laugh. Santi at one point pushes Benny aside so he could chat with you. Results into some playful banter. On the corner your eye. Could see some clothes scattered around the floor. Dishes on the nightstand. Not saying anything about it you tell them that you will call later on. Both of them blow you kisses.

Will texted you updates. Telling you that Santi sleeps in the guestroom. Benny in the master bedroom. You knew you would. Somehow you knew that would happen. He chuckles that they haven't been downstairs that much. Cats would sleep with them. That made you feel better. Another thing that made you feel better is the gifts they sneaked into the bag. Like Benny's old tee from Santiago's sweet love letter.

By the time week three arrived. Clothes started to pile up. It has been washed,but they were still in the basket or on your reading chair. Litter boxes were always being cleaned and food in the bowls. Dishes in the sink from two nights ago. With you being gone is taking its toll on the boys. Benny has a hard time sleeping. Santi was grumpy,and caused him to work from home. Needs to be around your presence so he can concentrate.

You texted Will. Telling him that you are coming back two weeks early. On account of molly noticed the fact of how you miss them like crazy. Telling when your flight would arrive. Which is sometime the next morning. Benny and Santiago would love that surprise. Soon after he got off the phone. Being the sneaky guy he is. Texted them that you would be home in a few hours. Wouldn't want to come home to a messy house.

As soon as they got the text. Both of them are scrambling to clean up! Santi starts cleaning the downstairs. Benny attacked the upstairs. Smiling that you soon be back! Both of them worked feverishly through the night. By the time you got home. Noticed the house was clean! Quietly going upstairs to see your men sprawled on the bed. Noticed few laundry baskets of clothes on the floor. Poor things haven't got to them yet. You quietly went into the bathroom to change into Benny's tee. No shorts,and Santiago's socks. Sitting on the floor. You started to fold the clothes. Santi turns over. Thought he was dreaming. Sees you on the floor. Couldn't take it anymore. Shakes benny," wake up man! Guess who is home!" He rolls over and sees you! Falling off the bed. Benny crawls on the floor attacking you. Santi takes a moment before he sits next to you. Both of them kiss you like crazy. This is what you need after being gone for so long. The clothes can wait. All you need is your boys. You crawl into bed with them. Not waking up till mid afternoon. All three of them attack the rest of the chores together. So glad to be back with your heart. Never want to be without them ever again.

[blookmallow]

ok FINALLY heres the last. pile of stuff from deltarune sdgjgfg

sad 

YES 

oh my GOD im so glad they’re ok and apparently got back into my pocket again somehow 

rouxls thou art an absoluteth liar 

god i wish that were me 

thanks ralsei for your wisdom 

MAYBE NOT 

i hate this thing but also the fact that i was given no say in whether to take it or not and it’s Here Now And There’s Not A Goddamn Thing I Can Do About It probably means kris either wanted it or wanted it to spite me or both and either way, well played, good for them lmfao 

ive been waiting the entire chapter for this 

gaslight gatekeep girldad

anyway i cant BELIEVE she isn’t actually lancer’s mom. maybe she is and is just being a brat about it but it doesn’t seem like it. why does she look SO MUCH like him and his dad. lancer acts like he takes after her already. like why would she NOT be his mom, toby, answer me this 

though i did see someone’s theory somewhere that queen divorced lancer’s dad before lancer was. born. or. made. or whatever he is and wherever he came from. and she keeps, to this day, taking things in the divorce, long after the divorce. she took the kid in the divorce years after said divorce and it’s not even her kid sdgsdg

i definitely love that her immediate response to seeing lancer was just “alright ive just decided: im your mother now” 

what the fuck is this about i need to KNOW 

noelle’s dad just delivering an absolute one hit KO on his daughter here 

MOM HOLY FUCK

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 

THERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!! THERE THEY A R E 

i was so fucking hype about napstablook i didnt even notice all the prisoners are the dogs from the walk up to snowdin fsdjgdsg

imprisoned for dog crimes 

i dont remember what happened here that caused them all to get loose but i didnt get a chance to interact with them. oops. next time 

i wont. for you, my beloved 

i really like that somehow in this bizarre alternate world where even bratty and catty aren’t friends... somehow... napstablook still inexplicably became besties with undyne anyway 

mixed messages here 

deputy napstablook...................

napstablook and undyne buddy cop comedy when 

i missed the shots of it apparently but thank you toby for allowing us a small scrap of alphyne as well

well, well, WELL, if it isn’t sans undertale 

he won’t sell you anything unless you put it in a basket and the baskets are stacked so high its impossible to get them. this is a terrible store. i missed you so much 

napstablook back... alphyne hints... sans running a ridiculous store again... soriel flirting... nature is healing 

asgore oh my fucking god NO 

i wonder why they divorced in this universe though since the whole. thing with the. y’know. human sacrifice. didn’t happen, presumably 

i guess that probably means they were fundamentally noncompatible in some other respect even outside of that context/were never meant to be even in an alternate life 

proud of you buddy but also deeply terrified of whatever’s going on behind the counter there 

[slumps sadly against the door] please, i know you’re in there

I’m right out here for you, just let me iiiinnnnnn 

my heart hurts im so worried about mettaton

like. presumably if he never met alphys. and. won’t come out. he’s probably still a ghost and never got his dream body. so he’s just hiding in there. please... honey darling sweetie gravy let me help you let me hold you 

he said something like “show me something entertaining tomorrow” so im hoping with my entire heart that means we’ll be able to do something for him in the next chapter 

um  

im still really scared but toriel is still an icon

o K A Y 

does this mean the next dark world is going to be made from toriel’s house. chariel is going to be a character now im calling it right here 

anyway uh i have no fucking idea what’s going on still but this chapter was really good and even better than the last one and im finally like, proper invested in this

what is HAPPENING though like. its becoming pretty clear that the player is the Soul and is controlling kris, a separate being entirely, against their will. that’s why when they rip it out we can no longer control them or see where they go or what they do. but it clearly hurts them severely to tear it out and they can barely survive without it. and if we can assume kris was the one who slashed toriel’s tires... why?? that doesn’t make sense as something they would break our control over them to do