#like its ingrained in my brain

[number1abbasupporter]

whenever i'm reading a wolfstar fic and sirius is taller than remus I'm already confused and lost

[bitchfitch]

I had a shrink appointment today and while I could not see it I knew my doc was going through the five stages of grief while I explained my fool proof strategy for doing my t shots despite a crippling fear of needles: By abusing my vastly more crippling fear of being an inconvenience.

My mother and I play phasmophobia together every week. she usually has a pretty limited time to do this bc she's like. a doctor and a college professor whos always busy. So I asked her to just. hold me to doing them. We don't start playing until the shot is done. so my needle fear doesn't matter because now it's Wasting™ her time and I have to do it quick. Using one neurosis to defeat another.

It's a horrible coping mechanism because it's feeding the inconvenience fear, but it is definitionally a coping mechanism.

[ninyard]

every once in a while i'm reminded that Knox is in fact Jeremy's biodad's name and not his stepdads and i have to reboot for a sec

[transgenbur]

it's like i've had favourite characters in the past that made me ill and i will of course have more in the future but i genuinely don't think there will ever be anything like c!crimeboys for me again

[chompmon]

I was so fascinated with Yo too. Standard shonen protag that keeps slipping up and sayin wierd shit- this push and pull between these angry frustrated impulses and the instant regret and understanding that he can't act like that. He's stressed and doesnt really know himself and the only 2 people that do know him either hate his guts or are lying to him about it- not that he has time to dwell on it, since he's been made lead of this entire game, and he has to be the one making all the decisions- all the right decisions.

But he can't! He's an amnesiac speedrunning all kinds of trauma, easily swayed and just wants the pain to stop- at the first opportunity, or rather promise, to stop fighting, he latched onto it so strongly.... I didnt care for Yo but as the story progressed i was starting to get really invested and was really lookin forward to more of his development. Sad!

[chonkymoth]

all it took to unearth / in the dust and the dirt / some release or respite / from the heat and the hurt / was taking the time now and then to ask how i am / and now at the end, at the end of all things / i'm not gonna scream, beat my chest at the wind / i'm doing fine

battle cries by the amazing devil

[naggingatlas]

got stuck on jhariah again. i think he should be like. the next my chemical romance. the fuckin. whats his face. jack stauber. he should be that, impact on nerd culture-wise. i need to engineer a 56-step plan on how to surgically implant him into every 14-year old schizophrenic's brain. who's with me.

[kafkasmjjw]

this scene quite literally changed my life i don't know where id be without it

[handsomegentlebutch]

My 3 little cousins were baptized today. "Triggered" is kind of a strong word but being in a catholic church again... I'm a little fragile rn ngl.

[ctk411]

everybody needs to see this image at least once in their life

[brains-out-rn]

I don't like debating much(unless necessary for the sake of my own humanity) but sometimes it can be really Really fun specifically if it's about something that has absolutely no real weight to it(and yet if you were a spectator it might cause some concern for whatever reason)

for example: would you rather be threatened(physically mentally or emotionally take your pick) by a can of corn or a cob of corn?

Me personally I'd pick cob for a few reasons

1. I can outlast it(probably)

Fresh corn will eventually rot and decay but have you seen how long canned stuff can last unopened before it looks slightly different from new stuff??

2. Cans are made of metal not vegetable flesh

While a corn cob has its core that's not metal. Ever dropped a can? Might get a dent. If you have a good kick then you might survive but you will probably hurt your foot. Ever dropped corn? If it had it outer leaves and hair it might have stood a chance but if it didn't then bits of corn go everywhere

3. Actually fighting if needed

I feel like I could survive a fight with a sentient can but a sentient cob just seems less likely to hurt

However there are some things might change my decision

Like issue one which is how the corn moves because if the cob is fresh with hair and leaves and can move all the little hairs individually and can move the leaves then I'd probably choose the can because at that point I feel like it's less of "how would i survive with the least amount of bruising" and more of "how would I rather die but with a chance of surviving" and in my opinion i think blunt force trauma would be better then a slow death of strangulation via a sentient corns hair plus I do think I'd have a chance against a can of corn

Another issue is if it was mentally or emotionally I'd probably go with the can bc I feel like it would be easier for to rationalize it as ridiculous to be threatened by a can of corn then a cob for some reason

Like a cob is ridiculous to the point that I'd just accept it as making sense for that to happen?

a can is like "why am I listening to the can of corn. I literally own a can opener." But a cob is more like "if I were to try and deal with you in the traditional way of dealing with corn that would mean a pot and water and time and-"

Plus idk why but I feel like a cob would be less mean with its words. I can't explain it I just think cob would just go straight to physical threats instead of emotional ones but a can would stare at you menacingly making you question yourself and just judging you

[doeyedangel]

Im just a girl *has impure thoughts and darkness harboring in her heart*

[jils-things]

ok but what if i stole their dynamic

[gemharvest]

GOD I'm still not normal about the Jello we had tonight. One flavor was watermelon and it was a nice lime green and the other was blue raspberry and it was, well a nice bright blue obv and. And all I could think of was. Well.

[cybrthrillz]

idk how people can stick to a strict family headcanon ive only ever stuck to sibling headcanons like with guard alex/guard hans and folly/melanie but parental dynamics??? maybe i just like dilf x gen z/Younger Guy ships a little too much but i never have parental headcanons so its very annoying when theyre forced onto me