#likes to play bodyguard for his brick shithouse boyfriends
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You know what can just be so satisfying?
Giving Jason two boyfriends who egg him on and help him kill the Joker
#batman#dc#jason todd#I’m gone I’ve already made a whole au#it’s been five minutes since this thought was birthed#okay#so#one’s a twink whose mother was in with the Court of Owls#so he knows the ins and outs of the criminal underworld better than most#a suave boi who Lives for Wordplay#knows all the buttons to push to make someone Real Fukkin Mad#likes to play bodyguard for his brick shithouse boyfriends#and the other one’s just a Good Farm Boy who’s the heart and moral compass of the throuple#but at the same time he Wrestles Bears For Fun#once just went straight up to Bane#and TACKLED him bc he wanted to see who was stronger#what a himbo#surprisingly good sniper tho#THEY HAVE A CAT#her name is Rosie
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