I fell asleep around like 9 pm and then woke up at 1 only to realize the album was out and I had to immediately listen. I have many thoughts, but I only compiled my thoughts on the ones that weren’t yet released.
• Are You There? - I think it’s a bop, but Jack’s friends rlly got Alex through that separation, so it’s kind of weird that he’s constantly bringing them up in a negative way. Like the drugs part is so obviously about them?
• Calm Down - Vocals!!! It SEEMS like it’s trying to be political in some type of way, but it’s vague. The “micro plastic submarine” was not something I expected, though.
• English Blood // American Heartache - Separation song, FULLY. I wish “fuck ‘til the pain don’t hurt” didn’t affect me like it did, bro. Also, “There's no changing who I was and you know exactly where I've been” yeah we knOW y’all are annoying.
• The Sound of Letting Go - Separation song x2 with “My best friend says I need to find something new” 👀 UM JALEX??? LISTEN TO JACK!!!! I like these songs better when I don’t think about what’s inspired them.
• New Religion - Horny bop, of course. I get the concept, but “your sweat is my holy water” is kinda gross lmfao. Anyway, I will be imagining this is about Jalex for obvious reasons. 😌 I like Teddy’s voice.
• The Way You Miss Me - This is literally Alex describing how toxic his and Lisa’s relationship is…..this is so annoying. I mean, I do like that he’s somewhat acknowledging it, but like??? Also callback to how the story ends. Regardless, I like how this song sounds. He just irritates me with how he KNOWS they’re ridiculous and he just doesn’t care???
• I’d Be Fine (If I Never Saw You Again) - I’m sure this is just another separation song. I do not like imagining lisex’s sex life and he just keeps making me do it. Also, if he’d be fine if he never saw her again, wtf is he doing with her again Jfc.
• Kill Ur Vibe - Now this is super duper separation song. Reminds me of when Alex was sad boy-ing and Lisa was just so happy on her farm with her creatures and going out with her rich friends for $400 wine. The last chorus made me 🙄
• The Other Side - omg not Alex mentioning Lisa’s secret boyfriend. Also, another callback to how the story ends. “I swear I died a thousand times” is a lyric I should love but 🙄 not when I know the context here. Like stfu.
• Lost Along the Way - Love the space imagery bc that’s so Alex’s brand. Also had me actually tapping my foot along, so I guess it’s a bop. The melody almost reminds me of basement noise.
What is your stance on Lisex? Me personally I hate it and I think they are both dumb as fuck to get back together after close to two years apart granted we don’t know the details of their split I just think they are toxic together
I think Sagittariuses are egotistical and have commitment issues and considering they are both Sagittariuses their relationship is just chaos x2
lisex divorce is so funny to think about sorry ALSO thinking about alex posting the people debating whether he’s a top or a bottom on his story in light ot that is HILARIOUS sorry but it is. now that i have been divorced from my wife for like a year or two now i will post my remaining fans debating about how i have gay sex on my instagram story
This is just my over active Jalex brain but WHAT IF all these days off in California they have been staying at Jacks condo together. Because it doesn’t seem like Lisa is out with them right now which if I was her I definitely would be at the CA shows bc of Janelle but to each their own
I want to believe this so much. It's not entirely implausible because Alex has stayed with Jack there before. While Jack has moved to NYC, he does still have the LA condo, soooooo.
At this point, I can't imagine that Lisa even acknowledges that Janelle exists. God knows Alex barely did. If I were Lisa, I would simply leave Alex because he's so untrustworthy and flakey, but I'm also not a flighty-ass Sagittarius.
every time Lisa posts on insta with a long caption I think she’s about to share that she’s pregnant and I have to hold my breathe while I read it
ik it’s not our place to pry but i really do wonder if they’re gonna have kids at all. that clip from their wedding video sold it for me at the time, but it seems they’re preoccupied w the farm which fair enough