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lesbianshepard · 2 months

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travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza.

#m #this needs to have two parts i want to build the suspense #my jaw LITERALLY dropped

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mcapriglione-art · 1 year

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what do you want!!!!!!!!

#great #thanks #cat #comic #cats #my art #she's literally been screaming at me all day #and im cleaning so im moving about the house and she's just following me going MEOW ME WO M WOWM ME WO MEOW #and ill pet her and give her treats and shes like mewo mwow meow meow meow

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catmask · 10 months

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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating #not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate #or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested #also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least #txt #scratchpost

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avatarfandompolice · 7 months

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But don’t worry guys they got Asian actors so it’s perfect :) :) :)

#atla #natla #avatar the last airbender #there’s another part that’s supposed to say Monk Gyatso #and it literally says Dalai Lama #the costuming/prop/makeup department is considerably worse than M Night’s

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sleevebuscemii · 6 months

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plot and wedding vows and earth shattering subtext aside catws delivered action like it was a sport. winter solider showing up in the middle of the goddamn road with a bazooka. SIDE STEP as the SUV flips over like. the elevator scene. theeeeeee knife fight the hand to hand combat. not to mention winter soldiers entire design the belts and the buckles and the Metal arm exposed and the goggles and the fitted mask and the Eyeliner and. the hair. and steve with the Dark Blue Stealth Suit. je croyais que tu étais plus qu'un bouclier. on va VOIR. backflip kick the guy in the face. crazy.

#goddamn fucking anomaly they literally never did anything even half as good ever again #catws #m #cap

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shehzadi · 10 months

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israel should just give up at this point hamas is literally receiving letters of gratitude from the israeli hostages they’ve released

(via RNN telegram)

#i am literally losing my mind over this what tf israel gonna say about this or are they just gonna pretend it didn’t happen #m #palestine #!#مقاومة

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blossoms-phan · 14 days

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literally obsessed with the making them sign each others photocards trend besties let’s keep it up (x)

#i can’t believe people were mad as if this isn’t something they definitely expected #when making a pic of dan’s ass literal merch #i would put that in a frame it’s so funny #dnp #dan and phil #dnptit #tit tour #tit m&g #tweets

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radarsmenagerie · 4 months

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this is literally so insane this was allowed on television

#mash #mash quotes #m*a*s*h #hawkeye #beejhawk #hawkeye pierce #beej #bj hunnicutt #literally the last 2 lines couldnt be more transparent #5x5

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hanfocus · 5 months

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winning: ❌ causing problems: ✅

#so fucking funny...... he's literally putting him in time out #han jisung #forhanji #bang chan #channiesnet #stray kids #bystay #staydaily #m*#gifs #fanmeet #chan #also ignore the shitty quality etc these are just for the giggles #skz toy world #1k

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0fps · 1 month

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"If you would've just agreed to my terms, we could've avoided all of this nonsense!" "I agree to your terms." "But you're just so obsessed with… Hang on. What did you say?"

bonus:

#zzz #zzzero #zenless zone zero #jane doe #jane #seth #seth lowell #zzz spoilers #1.1 spoilers #zenless zone zero spoilers #zzzero spoilers #long post #m:gifs #m:*#me covering the in-game subtitles just to put the exact same subtitles on. but in my own way.#anyways. the 'i don't want to talk about the bathroom jane' took me OUT #i like their dynamic lol they're literally cat and mouse (rat)!!!!#i'm glad they're on the same banner bc i want both of them and apparently they team up well together?#not that i'm at the point in the game where i can give any shit about team comps though lmaooooo

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nobie · 1 year

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Loki and Mobius + touch s2 e1

#*sigh* they were literally touching each other in almost every scene #and i have a feeling their relationship is going nowhere but i'll hold onto this forever #loki spoilers #loki tv spoilers #lokius #loki #mobius m mobius #marvel #mcu #marveledit #mcuedit #lokiedit #lokitvedit #lokitvsource #marveldaily #myedits*

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lesbianshepard · 11 months

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This comparison has been living in my brain for months:

A humorous Roman tombstone from the 1st-2nd century CE:

Translated, the text reads:

Calidius Eroticus made this for himself and Fannia Voluptas while still alive. – Innkeeper! Let’s work out the bill! – You’ve had a sextarius of wine, and bread for one as. Stew, two asses. – Okay. – The girl, eight asses. – That’s okay too. – Hay for the mule, two asses. – The damn mule will bankrupt me!

And a tweet from 2013