stood behind a giant lady in savers 😳
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when your girlfriend is too hot to touch but you still wanna hold hands
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You people have GOT to stop comparing me to Starscream. He doesn’t even have swag.
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fellas is it gay to be telling your wife abt how your new house is small but it's enough for two people to live comfortably and the next bit of your internal monologue is abt how that's enough bc it's all you need, which you direct to another man rather than your wife whom you are having this conversation with
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Listen, I don't have a size kink or anything of the sort to speak of.....
.... but I should not be allowed to take an elixir of the colossus.
Someone should have taken that away from me BEFORE I would have needed advantage on a strength check and thought "oh wait a minute, what is that".
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Women of reddit are some of the weakest links on the chain, holy shit
"Testosterone makes the biggest difference in everything" man shut up. I know the women in my family are built different but. Shut up, seriously. Testosterone got nothing to do with your partner being an asshole and you not knowing how to throw a punch
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anyway eric appreciation post these are from last years nutcracker but idc he's the only man on earth as far as im concerned
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we are gathered here today to put a piece of clothing into the trash, that has been in use since the dawn of time.
A moment of silence for our fallen comrade Speedos from gym class 2010.
*solemn music starts playing*
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Jean-Hugues Anglade as pediatrician Stéphane Villiers and Gracia Rubico dancing flamenco in Dis-Moi Oui (1995)
BONUS:
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in typical "admin of a cat blog" fashion i have befriended two cats at where i am staying
meet Kanani and Li'i. theyre brothers and almost one year old and they are already so special to me im glad they let me pet them
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