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i love translators’ notes. i love seeing a little footnote that’s like “compare my good and grass-touching translation to the STUPID translations of smith and johnson, who rendered the passage ‘xyz’ because their heads are so far up their ass they’re giving ouroboroses body dysmorphia” or ���this sentence isn’t translated very well, but that’s because the author wasn’t making any FUCKING sense”

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It was cronchy I have no regrets

hello white woman. You ate my apple.

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Wei Wuxian: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.

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Nani ga suki?

“What do I like?”

That is a very broad question.

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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7,679 notes and you’re the only one causing a fuss. You can dislike people all you want but don’t go talking about toxic fans when you are the one actively taking your frustrations out on a random stranger.

The lack of shipping wars in the Scum Villian fandom is really fucking funny because we all ship different people with the main character Shen Qingqiu, and instead of fighting about it, we collectively decided that he deserves to have a harem consisting of every single guy in the book.

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Terrible fanfiction ideas:

Hardcore Smut fic but it’s written like a medical textbook

Zombie Apocalypse but told from the perspective of an exhausted college student who gets mistaken for a zombie (because they’re an exhausted college student) and ends up just kind of being adopted by like a massive horde of zombies. (Definitely not inspired by the time I found a random ghoul in Fallout 76 with buggy code and just kinda chilled out next to me without attacking for a while before getting killed by a raider. Sad times.)

A crossover fanfic for silent protagonists thats only dialogue

The unreliable narrator has adhd

The unreliable narrator has the hots for the antagonist

Knight goes on a quest to save a princess and gathers a dnd-type gang along the way, with the gang rooting for him to find his long lost true love. When they get to the tower where shes being held, they find out the “princess” is actually the knight’s pet cat.

Character gets kidnapped by an insane cult to become a virgin sacrifice to a local eldritch abomination. Turns out the character is actually a monsterfucker

Soulmates meet at a couch burning party (Real thing. Look it up.)

Florida Man au

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Hey, hi,

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE JWST JUST FOUND EVIDENCE OF LIFE ON ANOTHER PLANET?!

Recently, data from the James Webb Space Telescope has detected chemical fingerprints of dimethyl sulfide (DMS) and dimethyl disulfide (DMDS) in the atmosphere of the exoplanet K2-18b.

As far as we know, DMS and DMDS are only produced by life, namely microbial life such as marine phytoplankton.

Sources: https://phys.org/news/2025-04-astronomers-strongest-life-planet.amp

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This is news…?

[Alt text: Thumbnail of a YouTube video with a weird low-rez photo of Shen Qingqiu and a hairless cat on the left side. There’s a photo of a concerned looking person, presumably the creator of the video, on the right with a shocked face emoji and a baby bottle emoji in the corner. Theres text on the bottom that says “I am concerned.” The video itself is captioned “the scum villain fandom has gone off the rails…”]

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Thinking about an AU where Binghe hears SQH calling him his son once and asks about it, and SQH makes up a lie about having had a son who looks just like him who was kidnapped.

Cue a weird not-dad relationship where Binghe kinda comes to see SQH as his dad and vise versa, and when Tianlang Jun comes around Binghe is like hmmmm…

One human dad who’s been not-together with a demon since he was a teen…

One demon dad who looks just like him and is a heavenly demon….

And just decides SQH is his dad. It drives Tianlang Jun insane

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Is there a specific Tumblr tag for Bingqiu being freak4freak because if not then there should be

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Shen Qingqiu: Being in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender.

Shen Qingqiu: Sometimes it’s pushing your husband’s face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he’s a himbo with no sense of self preservation.

*A few days later*

Shen Qingqiu: Update: Binghe got bronchitis, you’ll never guess how!

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Sha Hualing: This is YOUR fault, human! I'm gonna fuck you up, melt you down, and make a fucking necklace out of you!

Shang Qinghua: Yeah I probably deserve it.

Sha Hualing: Oh wait. Shit.

Sha Hualing: You don’t make this fun cuz you’re sad.

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Shen Qingqiu: Oh and Airplane bro?

Shang Qinghua: Yeah?

Shen Qingqiu: I’m almost proud of you.

Shang Qinghua: That’s the most proud of me you’ve ever been!!!

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Liu Qingge: I've caught this stupid disease because of Shen Qingqiu.

Liu Mingyan: For the last time, da-ge, feelings are not an illness.

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Lan Jingyi: I need advice.

Wei Wuxian, eating cookie dough for breakfast: You came to the right person.

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Jingyi has two moms now, it is canon. Write that down fanfiction writers.

Lan Sizhui, sighing: Jingyi, if Hanguang-Jun was to jump off of a cliff, would you follow him?

Lan Jingyi: With all due respect, my mother gave birth to a leader, an innovator, a dumbass. I’d be the first off that fucking cliff.