#literally wtf lmao

[theaethernetconnection]

Why do I hear Beetlejuice outside my window

[luminarai]

Attempting to get the beast used to a dental hygiene routine is… well, it’s going.

(She stayed that way for a solid 8 seconds despite hating being held belly up so I think it’s safe to say that Mim is not beating the ‘tiny speaker playing elevator music instead of a brain’ allegations any time soon.)

[lokh]

I just read the instruction manual for a new rice cooker and it said not to do this. i have never not done this in my life and im filipino

[somewhereincairparavel]

The funniest thing about Jason slander, for me, is that it's so fucking contradictory, people would hate on Jason for being "too perfect" "too flawless" "too gary stu-esque" and that he's too boringly good and then will proceed to hate on him by nitpicking his already existing flaws that they claimed he never had (like being mistrustful towards Nico, "leading Reyna on by dating Piper", being too "serious and cold" )

Like mf, didn't you just say you wished Jason was flawed?? So now why r you yapping about what a "terrible sadistic egomaniac" person he is for thinking he can defeat Percy in a silly duel??? Lmao

[chrliekclly]

[blatantlyhidden]

recording...

uncensored version

[nhyhu]

do you dream of the stars

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color sketches because i was STRUGGLING with the colors

[teddybeartoji]

do u think utahime would be into shibari? i feel like she'd be a bit shy abt it.... so you'd have to start extra slow with her. you'd just tie the rope around her one arm at first, just to test the waters, just to show her how it feels.

you keep making heavy eye-contact and it's making her even more nervous, but she's trying to be so good for you. her breathing gets heavier when she finally lets you tie her both hands together; you ask whether she wants to stop but she reassures that she doesn't with a shaky voice.

you're both still fully clothed – this is just the beginning, you're just showing her the ropes (hehe). but you see her pressing her thighs together ever so lightly; she's trying to be subtle. it's cute. there's a slight blush over spread all over her pretty face as she just stares at your hands. your fingers.

she watches you handle the rope and her own hands with such a delicate touch, with such determination, that it's making her feel a bit dizzy. you're so focused and your fingers look so good, she just can't help the dirty thoughts that flood her mind.

would you be this gentle with the rest of her body? are you just being like this because it's her first time? are you going to be rougher next time?

next time.

her thighs press together again and you pretend not to notice, but you can't hold back the little smile that graces your lips.

"what?"

impatient. nervous. she really does sound adorable.

you tear your eyes from one artwork to another and you're met with the prettiest girl in the world. her bottom lip is jutted out – she thinks you're laughing at her.

poor thing.

your eyes twinkle in the most mischievous way when you give her a reassuring smile. "it's nothing."

utahime puffs out her chest and you're sure you just heard her stomp her foot under the table. she wants to shove you, she wants you hit you; she hates the way you're grinning at her and she feels like she's on fire.

"then why are you laughing at me?"

"'m not laughing at you." just as the words spill from you, a burst of laughter bubbles from your throat and she tries to yank her tied hands from your grasp to show you how dramatic she can be. cute.

but that only makes the ropes tighten and her face changes into an even darker shade of pink. you scramble to loosen the things, afraid that it made her uncomfortable, that you crossed a line.

she watches you rush to her help, fingers quick to pull her free; she feels the material dig into her soft flesh, she can feel it leave darker and darker marks by the second and—

— it feels so fucking good.

better than she could've ever guessed.

you pull off the ropes and your hands immediately go to caress her skin, running your fingers over the small dents and bumps with so much care. she blinks at you with wide eyes, her eyelashes fluttering against her skin. she doesn't hear your question, she watches your lips move but... nothing.

her fingers are wrapped around your wrists but she doesn't even know how they got there. she doesn't wanna let you go, she doesn't want you to stop. she doesn't want you to stop touching her.

she stutters out an apology before telling you that she's fine. she's more than fine. and you know it, too. you're not dumb – you can see it so clearly, but you're giving her time because you don't wanna push her.

you will take your time with her. you will tie her one hand and then both of them, one thigh and then the other one; you will rope her body into a beautiful masterpiece and you'll teach her how to love it. she's falling for it already and your heart feels full – you're just so excited to teach her.

[lavenderhazes]

do not be a dick and go to south america for the eras tour if you’re from the US (ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE SEEN HER ALREADY)

[youspeakshit]

lestappen fic idea where lando texts charles this photo when asked what he's doing and charles replies w "why u sending me porn???"

[ghosts-cyphera]

my partner just played call of duty dmz with two british guys and—tell me why. I’m begging you to tell me why I’m suddenly turned on by the way that they kept groaning while going ‘dirty bastard’ lmao

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

dnkinktober day 7: humiliation/degradation

manga redraw of this panel:

btw i love how i drew ryuk. i love him so so much. we should all love him so so much

[hiddenspriings]

I feel like Daphne rolled to get unlucky trait for the day as it was probably the most unsuccessful leisure day ever 😭 After losing bunch of simoleons at arcade she stumbled upon Shen's current gf and her soon-to-be-ex-bestie Ariel and ultimately broke their early friendship by sharing some unfortunate news with her (the timing couldn't be more wrong as they just got a baby!!! wtf)

[fried-manto]

He wouldn't be able to hide it, even if he wanted to. So why is it not there?

[christiangeistdorfer]

GERHARD BERGER feeding EDDIE IRVINE some of his birthday cake at the 1995 AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 759: Pressure

Pag 3

1: Even if the towel gets wet it's still

2: A towel, huh?

4: Ahh, I'm sweaty

Ohh, how lucky, I have the shower room all to myself!

5: What-

Waaaa

6: In the dark!? In the shower!? Midosuji-kun!? And there's so little water

How long has he been taking a shower.... he's really too weird....

Pag 4

1: The water's...

2: stream runs down the limbs and falls on the ground

3: The towel has no power anymore

No meaning

6: But is that really true?

Pag 5

1: What is he mumbling about

Ahhh, please just hurry up and finish your shower

Can I turn on the light... is that okay...

2: I just can't find the meaning

4: If I....

5: take that to be the case!!

7: I found it, in a place like this- the answer!!

Pag 6

6: Oi, Midosuji... kun!!

Pag 7

1: Sohoku's.... those guy's stage is starting

Don't you wanna hear their comments!? They might say something about their strategy...

3: He's not here!? Huh!?

Komari... that guy said he was going for a trial run to look for... “good meat”? And other stuff that didn't make any sense

4: Hatchobori went and followed him... but

Ahh, dammit, has everyone else also gone to the stage and that's why there's no one in the tent?

7: A child!?

Pag 8

2: Who's this kid

3: Ah? In our tent!?

Ah? And that's Midosuji's seat!?

Pag 9

1: This is why I hate kids!!

They don't listen and cry too easily!! And even before the important Inter High, this is so annoying!!

2: Oi, what are you doing, brat

Don't just come in wearing shabby, dirty tank top

Just because it's open doesn't mean you can't come in

3: Oi!!

4: Look at me!!

5: Are you in fifth or sixth grade!?

I'll take you to the main office

Pag 10

2: Huh

It's thick!?

3: Huh!?

4: Huh!?

5: Huh!?

6: Why

Pag 11

1: Funatsu-kuun, are you suddenly grabbing someone's arm

Waaaaaaa

4: It was Midosuji....

It was Midosuji!!

5: It's always been him!?

He looked like an elementary school kid!!

Pag 12

1: Why!?

Funatsu-kuun

Pag 13

1: I was here.... since earlier?

Here....

2: Waaaaaa

3: You said “shabby, dirty kid”

Who was it!?

4: Since the beginning of this year.... he's become even more precise in controlling his pressure

No, no, it was nothing

5: Adding to the way he could look bigger last year, now there are times when he lowers his pressure and looks small!!

Pag 14

4: So... this guy

5: can lower his pressure to the point that he can look the size of a kid at will...?

6: To compete in the Inter High

Pag 15

1: This guy has sharpened both his body and mind tremendously!!

2: Puku!!

3: Uwiii-

5: You really have a tremendous control on your pressure

Pag 16

1: Midosuji-kun

Waaaa Hakogaku's Manami!!

2: Why.... why are you here

Can I come in?

I don't mind

Is that okay!?.... okay then, come in!!

3: Is it okay that you're no watching Sohoku's fantastic stage?

4: That's just a show

It has nothing to do with the race

Pag 17

1: As expected, puku, from the man who only feels joy in running and who's only specialized in running, Manami

2: It's the last Inter High, after all, I came to say hi

3: With your team?

5: It's personal

6: Will we race each other at some point?

For sure

7: Because

Pag 18

1: we want the same thing

2: Ugh!! Ugh.... this guys has a tremendous pressure too!!

3: Oh....

4: Then should we do it....

5: A race

Pag 19

1: After I defeat that Sakamichi!!

Pag 20

1: Yeah

2: I'm different this year, you know?

I've already found the answer!!