Sadly, turtles cannot eat pizza under any circumstances. Turtles lack the enzymes in their stomachs to process dairy products like we do, so the cheese alone makes it a no-go.
They've finally all made it to their homes with @autistic-sidestep, @boundtoanandroid, and @honor-among-thieves (except the one that's getting hand-delivered next month @jj-wildheart) so now I can post these over here! Happy (late) Fell Out A Window Day all lol.
Blatantly Based off of @autistic-sidestep's icon, and the pattern is from https://ko-fi.com/daylikescookies/shop , @daylikescookies on tumblr! Under the cut are some Silly Group Pictures.