#live laugh love ig

[xpastelsweetsx]

My boss and her son are fighting on the other side of these shelves… get me outta here…

[soopersu]

like why did i changed shameless for cautionary tale? shameless was cool! and fun! but NO let’s make everything unnecessarily complicated bb

[merriclo]

what the fuck why am i sick AGAIN ????

[feartheoldblog]

i literally never use twitter but i refuse to delete it because i love my @

[devouredtoo]

the feminine urge to kill myself over literally nothing

[yogocathwe]

so it turns out i am Not immune to a boy band

[gastromancer]

i was looking back thru my stored photos and found some old screenshots documenting some queerbashing fuck blowing up my tiktok inbox with hate & harassment !! recalling more clearly now why i left that godforsaken site. el oh el.

[pussayslayer88]

the only thing i have to live for is my fake scenarios/ alternate reality, and fan fiction.

[raviposting]

Oh, yeah. Her dad, too. In fact, he was gonna walk her down the aisle holding her childhood dog. | ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING | THIRTY

[merriclo]

hey can i have like. one part of my body that works correctly pls n ty

[greenteabelle]

thinking about how philza's character in every universe (or server lol) never really gets their happy ending .

hc!philza is destined to roam his world forever alone , with only remnants of history left to accompany him . so what if he continues to find structures and hints of what once was ? he's missed the opportunity to experience all the mythical stories he can only glean from pieces of rubble . he's alone , and he always will be .

dsmp!philza was forced to kill his son as soon as he finally found him after radio silence . and even when he returns as a phantom , he never really manages to bridge that deep chasm in their relationship . the one true friend that he could always rely on , whether as they ruled the entire world together or simply spent their days secluded in the snowy mountains , couldn't make it to the end . two immortal gods , finding solace in each other's loneliness only for one to be left alone again at the very end .

osmp!philza was left with nothing but empty promises as his friends left the safe haven he built with them one by one . he reunites with them a few times in the future , sure , but he can never really reminisce about their times together without leaving a bad taste in his mouth . even at the very end , he can't find the one friend who spared him those lonely times , always just a universe behind his little fella .

30days!philza died with his back turned to the one he trusted the most . despite all his years of experience teaching him to never let his guard down , he does . because he trusts wilbur . and so the last thing he sees as he's pushed off the ledge is the wide-eyed mortification in wilbur's eyes . and it's bittersweet , to know that he would exchange his own life if it meant that his could be returned . but the damage is done , and the ending is bittersweet .

and now , q!philza .

burdened with the task of caring for an egg with a partner he barely knew , he did the one thing he never thought he would do : play it safe . with the threat of the federation , the monstrous creatures that roam the island and the code that seemed hellbent on killing them , he played as an innocent bystander in every major event . because when you've lived a life as long as philza's , you know the worst that the world has to offer , and he so desperately wants to shield his child's innocence . despite the knowledge that chayanne may never remember their time together when he hatches , that the fabled dragon may simply devour him once it finds chayanne in his possession , he protects chayanne .

how could he not , when chayanne is the one he can finally protect for once ?

then he's ripped right out of his clutches once again , along with tallulah whom he's grown unavoidably fond of ( because it's wilbur's daughter , what other outcome could he truly expect ? ) , powerless to do anything . in his desperation to be reunited with his children once more , he ignores every single alarm bell that rings as he makes his way to the birdhouse .

even as he's freed , he's haunted by birds that seem to follow him wherever he goes , as though someone is always watching and reminding him of the consequences of rebelling .

purgatory ?

the name explains itself quite aptly , i believe .

so i guess the whole point of this post is just to appreciate that no matter the tragedy that constantly surrounds philza's characters in every universe he's in , he still keeps going forward .

[toiletphotoshoot]

“You’re so beautiful”

Lysandre belongs to @arevixie !!!

[hualianschild]

[willpowers]

marcille donato is the fantasy elf equivalent of that one girl in elementary school the teachers loved because she read and talked a lot in class and she was kinda annoying but like was also like SCARY into warrior cats and ran her friend group like the thunderclan and then grew up to be a lesbian with a nose ring

[zeninix]

my updated brooklynn hc ref!! got her out of the ugly green from her previous one.... also transgendered her. felt like it. might redo the others too!!

[costco-shopper]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED