I honestly don't get the spawn vs ascended debate when we really should all be coming together to shame those who think it's "unrealistic" that Astarion could fall in love with default dragonborn Durge on account of that Durge "not being attractive."
Like, I'm sorry, but are you fucking high? In what world is Default Durge not peak sex appeal? Big, tall, muscley thicc ass man who can barely run because he's so caked up with a deep, haunted voice struggling to overcome the darkness within himself all while looking like he could bite Cazador's head off in one satisfying crunch? You're telling me Astarion wouldn't be speed running that romance arc to climb him like a tree? Like that wet pathetic cat man looking for protection and attention wouldn't be the president, vice president, and treasurer of the "Top That Nice But Kind of Disturbed Hot Lizard" club?
Get fucking real.
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DOES A BACKFLIP OR SMTHING YEAAAA
wanted to do this for a good while now teehee I LOVE OBSCURE CHARACTERS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!
selfinserts from top left to bottom right:
costar, Sunny ,Boomblaster, Prism ,Cynthia, Rosethorn, Trek, Tazzy and Fox
also here's more ships cuz i miss themmmmmmmm i miss commander Peepers my beloved
and also about the "forbidden romnace" ship, the wolf is from manga sekai mukashi banash. he's not even important at all but he is to me. selfinsert is simply called Fox. she's like, a not-stereotypically sly fox . just sweet thang
taglist:
@candyheartedchy @berryshipbasket @sportakisser
@tireddovahkiin @radaverse @lficanthaveloveiwantpower @artcomestolife @bloodhoundini
@ree3942
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If Star is a lizard/some sort of reptile, does he have slit eyes like a snake? Is that why he hides his eyes with his big nerd glasses and hat? So that no one can see his eyes?
starlo eye reveal
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[rolling up sleeves]guess we're doing this efverse-ification stuff the hard way then...
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People keep asking me how I cut my forehead open girl this is lipliner I was just trying to look cunty
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