#lizzie talks

[ickylizzie]

god I just want to have my dick clit be made fun of for how small and feminine it is, how it'll never be a penis

while someone plays with my tits, pulling on my nipples and saying how they'll grow so heavy with milk once I'm nice and pregnant

while they stare at my belly, knowing they're thinking how big I'll grow and how their cock and seed will forever change my body <3

[undomiels]

i started one piece recently and how i feel about sanji is Not normal like i cannot stop thinking about him

[joohanisms]

damn i'm a sub xdh warrior but im having thoughts about dom hyeongjun ....

[formaliz]

Hey! What word should I use to describe speech difficulties caused by physical reasons (severe asthma/laryngitis/fibermalgyia/throat got stabbed/etc)? Should I use speech impaired or something else?

[thatbluebox]

I came across your edits on YouTube and they're AMAZING! You associate the music with the characters insanely well and it always resonates with them! I don't know if you take requests, but if you ever are looking for songs to use for new edits, What Could Have Been by Sting and Ray Chen would be amazing for the Darkling or as a Grishaverse edit!

ahhh comments like this make my week! thank you SO much. i'm so happy you think so! :') and ooooooh!! i've definitely heard it and i do believe a fellow vidder friend had wanted to do something similar. maybe one day they will! if not, great suggestion! 🖤 thanks again!

[lizzielikeborden]

guys i’m thinking about just writing like half of my requests and posting them in a row, should i?

[whetstonefires]

You know what I realize that people underestimate with Pride & Prejudice is the strategic importance of Jane.

Because like, I recently saw Charlotte and Elizabeth contrasted as the former being pragmatic and the latter holding out for a love match, because she's younger and prettier and thinks she can afford it, and that is very much not what's happening.

The Charlotte take is correct, but the Elizabeth is all wrong. Lizzie doesn't insist on a love match. That's serendipitous and rather unexpected. She wants, exactly as Mr. Bennet says, someone she can respect. Contempt won't do. Mr. Bennet puts it in weirdly sexist terms like he's trying to avoid acknowledging what he did to himself by marrying a self-absorbed idiot, but it's still true. That's what Elizabeth is shooting for: a marriage that won't make her unhappy.

She's grown up watching how miserable her parents make one another; she's not willing to sign up for a lifetime of being bitter and lonely in her own home.

I think she is very aware, in refusing Mr. Collins, that it's reasonably unlikely that anyone she actually respects is going to want her, with her few accomplishments and her lack of property. That she is turning down security and the chance keep the house she grew up in, and all she gets in return may be spinsterhood.

But, crucially, she has absolute faith in Jane.

The bit about teaching Jane's daughters to embroider badly? That's a joke, but it's also a serious potential life plan. Jane is the best creature in the world, and a beauty; there's no chance at all she won't get married to someone worthwhile.

(Bingley mucks this up by breaking Jane's heart, but her prospects remain reasonable if their mother would lay off!)

And if Elizabeth can't replicate that feat, then there's also no doubt in her mind that Jane will let her live in her house as a dependent as long as she likes, and never let it be made shameful or awful to be that impoverished spinster aunt. It will be okay never to be married at all, because she has her sister, whom she trusts absolutely to succeed and to protect her.

And if something eventually happens to Jane's family and they can't keep her anymore, she can throw herself upon the mercy of the Gardeners, who have money and like her very much, and are likewise good people. She has a support network--not a perfect or impregnable one, but it exists. It gives her realistic options.

Spinsterhood was a very dangerous choice; there are reasons you would go to considerable lengths not to risk it.

But Elizabeth has Jane, and her pride, and an understanding of what marrying someone who will make you miserable costs.

That's part of the thesis of the book, I would say! Recurring Austen thought. How important it is not to marry someone who will make you, specifically, unhappy.

She would rather be a dependent of people she likes and trusts than of someone she doesn't, even if the latter is formally considered more secure; she would rather live in a happy, reasonable household as an extra than be the mistress of her own home, but that home is full of Mr. Collins and her mother.

This is a calculation she's making consciously! She's not counting on a better marriage coming along. She just feels the most likely bad outcome from refusing Mr. Collins is still much better than the certain outcome of accepting him. Which is being stuck with Mr. Collins forever.

Elizabeth is also being pragmatic. Austen also endorses her choice, for the person she is and the concerns she has. She's just picking different trade-offs than Charlotte.

Elizabeth's flaw is not in her own priorities; she doesn't make a reckless choice and get lucky. But in being unable to accept that Charlotte's are different, and it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with Charlotte.

Because realistically, when your marriage is your whole family and career forever, and you only get to pick the ones that offer themselves to you, when you are legally bound to the status of dependent, you're always going to be making some trade-offs.

😂 Even the unrealistically ideal dream scenario of wealthy handsome clever ethical Mr. Darcy still asks you to undergo personal growth, accommodate someone else's communication style, and eat a little crow.

[galaghiel]

—Evan already forgave you. He loves you.

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[tubbytarchia]

AND THE UNDERDOG YURI TAKES THE WIN WOOOOO ok but that was fun lol, all the ships are super neat and I really didn't expect GemPearl to win but good job guys!?

[saltair-and-palemoonlight]

you’re on your own, kid, you always have been

normal people, 2020/@ryebreadgf /ceilings - lizzy mcalpine/the haunting of hill house, shirley jackson/untitled, frank wright/unknown, from pinterest/nicolas martin, “dedicated to light”/you’re on your own, kid - taylor swift/edward hooper, “gayle on the f train”/@seashellronan/tolerate it - taylor swift/unknown/tv - billie eilish/unknown, from pinterest/@lustloveandliarsx/@finehoney/@farmlesbians/liability - lorde/i get so jealous of euthanized dogs - june gehringer/anne magill/you’re on your own, kid - taylor swift

[ickylizzie]

God I forgot how hot it is to shave and get all prepared for my daddy 🥰

I feel so smooth and girly 😍

My clit got so hard just from rubbing my lotion in afterwards 😳

I can’t wait to be used and be his obedient fuckdoll tonight 🤤❤️

[undomiels]

i'm thinking about changing my username but i've been user undomiels since like 2017 😭

[formaliz]

What is it with philosophers attracting people they would hate?

[lizard-jane]

monsterspouse >>> lizard-jane

[jameszmaguire]

I cannot stress enough how 'Do something stupid' was originally a Taskmaster NZ task, how during the filming of it one contestant (Urzila Carlson) broke a bone, and how that was not even the reason the task never made it to air - it wasn't shown because another contestant, Guy Montgomery, fulfilled the task by putting his dick in a toaster