#lock you to my basement

[chlorenw]

Huehue I bully u smoll potato on Instagram huehuehue

Friday 13th? More like Friday bully smoll chloren >:)

stop doing this tort if not I will start never gonna give you up and explode in your house

[dumb-little-baby]

no bc it really is! 🫠

[whynotimtired]

The best part of Will saying he wants forever with Mike so blatantly is that he isn't the one who brought it up, Mike was. In an act of projection he asks "What did you think? That we'd actually get to be together forever? When we're both boys?" and will says yes. He says yes, and Mike immediately regrets it.

[corpsentry]

eulogy

[grimalkinmessor]

Not to keep harping on it but Death Note has plenty of fridge horror to go along with the unintentional humor and romance.

Like,,,the ENTIRETY of Wammy's House is such a fucked up concept. An orphanage where they crank out genius kids into the world by...what? What are they doing with those kids? What do you mean one of them died in there? Wait—and the second one is a serial killer? And one joined the mafia? What—WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE KIDS—

Not to mention the intricacies of L and Watari's relationship. He's seen as a butler/father figure until you find out that he's an inventor/war vet who took in an orphan with the express purpose of making him useful. No wonder Wammy's runs the way it does when the og, the man it is named after sees children as tools and means to an end. And, given that L has already made them so much money playing stocks that it doesn't even matter anymore (Mr. Builds A Skyscraper To House Five People), why is Quillish still with him? To keep an eye on him? To make sure L doesn't forget where he came from? Out of some sort of guilt for never teaching him how to take care of himself because those weren't the skills that Quillish thought it important to cultivate? Or maybe even to keep him dependent on Quillish to keep functioning properly.

And then there's the horror of L himself. Not even the implications of him, but the proof of who he is and what he can do. The thought of a man with so much money and power and influence that if he wanted to make you disappear, if he wanted to torture you or hold your loved ones hostage or kill you and everyone that's ever shaken your hand he could and no one would fucking bat an eye—that's fucking terrifying. (Where the fuck is Beyond—) And, not only does he have the power to do all that; no one would question it because he's part of Law™. His every action can be excused as being part of the Greater Good, despite the fact that L himself has admitted that everything he does is for his own benefit and/or entertainment.

Light, of course, is an obvious horror—but one of the most horrific things about him is glossed over. I'm not someone who personally believes in the Death Note's corruptive powers or aura or whatever, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the fact that, once you give up the Death Note, your memories of it are erased. All the people you've killed, all the things that you've seen, you've still seen and done all those things, you just don't remember it. There's a hole in your mind, and all that prickly, thorny mess that grew in you when you were a killer is still there, choking you—you just don't know why. Why are you so unfazed by death? Why don't you cry when your mother dies? Why are you so afraid of being something that looks like you? Will you ever be certain of anything again? Will you ever, truly, know yourself when you can't remember all the atrocities you've committed? Can you ever change and grow again if your roots are gone? Or are you stuck in stasis forever now, your mind stalling in one place in order to keep you from remembering the people you've killed?

[sunbites]

I know little, but I promise

There’s a slow, slow death if you want it

[ktysh]

charlie thought it would be a good idea to step outside once in a while to work somewhere outside of his little office nook. that way he would be staring at his laptop anyway, but... well, he didn't think of a "but" yet.

his favorite cafe was packed that day, and someone approached him, asking if they could sit at his table.

the girl's name was norah, she was very bubbly and outgoing and didn't mind charlie's awkwardness. it reminded him of joshua in some way.

whe promised to work on her article without bothering him, and charlie felt a bit less nervous because he didn't have to talk.

norah 30 minutes later:

[mishapen-dear]

thinking about yesterdays stream again... it took qbad a full hour to go from calling to cucurucho in his house to screaming and begging for it to go away

[fennel-tea]

That Awful OTP Meme, or: my Binah/Hod manifesto

I originally posted this on twitter but while this is mostly tongue-in-cheek I actually have a lot of thoughts on these two that are generally summarized by [god DAMN I love the interplay of two people who are varying degrees of Terrible]

or just, like, a Hannigram meme.

[mysicklove]

I’m so romantic I just called my boyfriend my PowerSmart DB2194CR 21” 2-in-1 170 vc Gas Push Lawn Mower

awwwwwww what a cute nickname <333

[anxiously-sidequesting]

This blog is my house so I can say basically whatever I want but I know I have some esteemed guests and friends who come over a lot and some lurkers who peer into the windows so all my wildest ass wizard shit stays in the locked basement where it belongs because it's common courtesy 💖

[reblogglelog]

they hurt his babygirl

[cloud-darling]

I need to be good. I need to be so good that I'm amazing. I need to be out of everyone's league.

I need to be so perfect that others would wonder why you'd ever want me to stop following you. Why do you even think I'm stalking you, huh? How can something this perfect ever do something like that?

Need a loser darling to follow around. No one would ever suspect me, right? I mean, me compared to this pathetic girl? Are you sure that she's not the one causing issues?

[bigothteddies]

really thinking of old posts and how much I used to love writing them and how much satisfaction and enjoyment I got from the community interacting with them.

[chirpsythismorning]

Ranking Byler Fandom Hiatus Moments (so far)...

Scriptgate: Hot take, but this one's gotta be my favorite. I don't even mind when something happens involving Nick from 8flix or the writers, causing the tag to get clogged with some variation of scriptgate, because the memes are simply top tier. Not only that, but it literally got the writers' attention and now we get 'official' scripts weekly as a result? Idk. Kind of iconic.

Mikhailgate: It's crack. Like it's funny, it's simple and yet comes from this very small, forgettable moment in season 4 that very few of the general audience probably even remembers, let alone picked up on at all, and that's just so on-brand for Bylers.

Frog Mike/Bald Mike/locked in Duffers' basement: Uhhhh bottom of the pyramid. You three just, didn't stand out to me...

Edit: I FORGOT CRISTIANO RONALDO WALKING UP TO STAGE??? IM SO EMBARRASSED! IM HONESTLY ASHAMED! Well, I guess I’ll just add it as an honorable mention. Just know that it would have made the top 3 😓 Edit 2: also forgot sock anon, my beloved