WHO EVER THE FUCK MADE THESE STUPID FUCKING TOILET ROLL DISPENSERS
I HATE YOU
I HOPE YOU HAVE SEVER MISFORTUNE IN YOUR LIFE
YOU SOLVE NOTHING
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Coreless Toilet Roll Dispenser
Our Coreless Toilet Roll Holder/Dispenser is available for purchase on our site! Great for work toilets and will keep your toilet roll dry and fresh.
Coreless Toilet Roll Holder
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How is it that such a popular book series can have a 2 films and a tv show and the best adaptation is still the musical with such a low budget but so much love to give
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the problem with having spent too much time on cjeu cases lately is that the naming conventions of swiss supreme court cases seem hugely swagless to me now. yes yes logical systematic names that tell you immediately what year the case's from and what topic it discusses but can we not ALSO have fun little nicknames. "bge 119 iv 202" "bger 5c.260/2006 vom 30 märz 2007" sure you sound incredibly clever if you manage to remember the numbers and letters and regurgitate them at the right moment but where's the swag. the flavor. the joie de vivre. call me back when we start calling them by Words and Names that are as fun to say as idk. faccini dori. grosskrotzenburg. francovich. BANANENMARKTORDNUNG
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Lost, sweetie, it's ok. You're not the one with mind problems here. I have trouble remembering things myself. Those of us who have special requirements, such as glasses to see better, simply need to constantly remember them to better function.
"T-that's... No, that's not the mind-problems I have... m-... Mama knows w-what-... What I have... He's able to help me remember it."
"W-what I-i have is c-called a-...a..."
"A-...Mmmh... Don- Don't forget losty, y-you can do this! ..."
"A f-fluctuating memory... -Its-... Its a form of Ammens-Am-a...... Amnesia... I have Amnesia... S-so-... So I f-forget my n-name, w-where I'm at, who I talk to... E-everyday... And-..."
"A-and i-its s-scary... B-b...Becuz- Because i-I can't e-even r-remember m-mama sometimes..... I f-forgot D-daddies t-too.. I-..I... I f-forgot.....I f-forgot e-everybody."
*Lost seems to be trembling now
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Joe Locke at the Longchamp x Toiletpaper Pop Revolution Launch Party. 🍂🍂
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sending people to the moon and trying to cure diseases when the human race can't even stop this from happening
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“Honestly, if it isn’t causing whole forests to be cut down and the death of entire ecosystems, I don’t want it anywhere near my arse.”
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Maybe staying out in town when it was cold and dark and I was tired Wasn't the most spectacular idea I've had (<- has a cold again)
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A plague upon the bowels of those who mercilessly leave the toilet roll in the holder without a single sheet.
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