#loot llama

[whostolethesexpistols]

WE GOTTA NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE YEAH FORTNITE WE BOUT TO GET DOWN

[knithacker]

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[binxdoesgaming]

Also have some more late night art I've never posted!

Shout out to these two in particular. Still get a lot of use from them.

[nerdytreasuresbyamy]

Loot llama!

[comicchannel]

Funko Pop Games Fortnite Loot Llama (Alfa Lhama) - 510

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[starbug]

[clippy]

look at my gaymer neopet

[ellies-enrichment]

@amberputh i had something so much better in mind but i work with what i get off google

[ectogeranium]

got bored, drew fork knife on my arm

[telethrutime]

I want to be able to throw a bandanna or something over the ncr ranger armor or paint it or SOMETHING

[samirant]

Dungeon Crawler Carl & You

*taps microphone*

Okay, so I've been going off about Dungeon Crawler Carl for months now and I do not see it stopping at any point, so let's see if I can entice one or two of you to join in my madness.

DCC is Lit RPG and written like a video game come to life, from the point of view of the contestants trapped within the game. There are levels to conquer and loot boxes and quests and an AI running things that has a very tenuous hold on stability to begin with and doesn't keep it for very long.

Carl is just... a guy. He's just a guy with a traumatic backstory that he's squished deep down inside himself because he doesn't like drama and he thinks he's doing just fine because it's done, you know? It's in the past, can't change it, can't hurt him anymore.

(It can hurt him. It does hurt him.)

The world as we know it is destroyed in a split second, Carl surviving by mere happenstance and the only reason he goes into the dungeon is that he will literally freeze to death otherwise. At no point is this guy searching for glory or thinking he's a savior, he's just trying to survive another day. That Carl happens to have his ex-girlfriend's prize-winning tortie Persian cat with him is a coincidence - and it turns out to be his major lifeline in the entire series. Princess Donut is his partner in crime, his bestie for life and if he ever loses her, he will lose everything. Goodbye to the last vestiges of his sanity.

The first couple levels are pretty contained, Carl & Donut learning the ropes and how to survive every encounter with increasingly powerful enemies who want nothing more than to see them dead, the eyes of the universe and the corporations running the shitshow ever focusing on them and trying to eke out as much profit as possible at the same time.

Then they meet other survivors - both good and misled - and the beauty of humanity comes out, the sacrifices they are willing to make for one another, the knowledge that they aren't likely to survive, but they make the right choices anyway because dying might be bad, but letting each other down is worse.

The secondary characters grow in complexity with every level. Where it was once just Carl & Donut, it becomes dozens of characters, from all over the world, all of them gifted in their own way, all of them fighting as best they can, some of them betrayed, some of them dying, some of them choosing to go out on their own terms. Men and women and animal alike, they are individual and committed to the greater good.

Matt Dinniman has written a series that takes an emotional toll on its readers: pain, loss, horror, humor, desperation, walking through life with an unrelenting grief. There are dick jokes and drug-dealing, lava-spitting llamas and riffs on Wonderwall and lines like: Trauma does that, I thought. It's an explosion with your heart at the center. It changes everything all at once.

Also, there are velociraptors.

And a decapitated, talking sex doll head that wants to kill everyone's mothers.

It's a LOT of stuff going on, all right?

And just as you think the story can't get any better, enter Jeff Hays. Our audiobook narrator, our man of a hundred distinct voices. Good god, he's phenomenal. I've listened to so many books and while there are some very talented narrators out there, Jeff Hays leaves them in the motherfucking dust. I honest to god thought he was using an app to manipulate his voice for different characters until I saw him narrating in real time and I was utterly blown away by his talent.

The combination of this story by Matt Dinniman and narration by Jeff Hays has me going back, time and time again. I recommend the experience wholeheartedly and hope you'll give it a chance.

[jonquilyst]

Day 8 - Challenge Day

Today, contestants will be sent out into the great wild to survive in nature for one day. They will spend the night and in the morning, everyone will be racing back to camp! The first team with all of their members back at camp wins invincibility.

Today's Confessional: Poppy Sparks

"Wait... So we have to live outside in the woods for an entire day with no food, water or anything?! Uh... I don't know if I can do that. That sounds terrifying! What's this crazy host thinking?"

Exactly, Poppy. The only supplies you'll be given are tents. Everything else, you'll have to figure it out yourself! Even if you don't find any food, I'm sure you'll live!

And thus, the contestants were let loose to fend for themselves. The Screaming Llamas got a head start by fishing at the local water hole, while Kenzie (KC) discovered that she forgot to shower this morning... Not good!

Aster (SL) and Alexis (KC) bravely left the makeshift camp to search for supplies. Meanwhile, Logan (KC) and Anika (KC) managed to befriend each other! They chatted for hours, so I think it's safe to say that Logan may have gotten in on Anika's alliance!

Kenzie was too pissed off to do anything, so she declared today as the "WORST DAY EVER" and went to hibernate in the tent. By the way, this has been, like, the fifth "worst day ever" since she's been here.

Lilium (SL) volunteered to search for the most vital part of this adventure: food. And lucky for her, she managed to find a cherry tree! She brought home enough cherries to feed almost everyone! She shared her loot with her team and, because she's a sweet girl, she decided to share with the Killer Cowplants as well! Cassie (KC) was thankful to receive something edible.

It's hard to stay clean when there's no soap and clean water... Most of the contestants, including Aster, began to stink by the time night fell, but that didn't stop Cassie and Poppy from exchanging dreamy words to each other!

Morning arrived, which meant that it was time for the race back to camp! Aster and Kenzie are the first of their teams to arrive, but the last 3 contestants were Dahlia, Alexis, and Logan; all from the Killer Cowplants...

That can only mean one thing: the Screaming Llamas were the first to have all 5 of their members back at camp!

THE SCREAMING LLAMAS WIN!

The teams have been neck and neck so far with 2 victories each! Will the Screaming Llamas begin a winning streak? Or will the Killer Cowplants continue this back and forth trend? Who knows, but for now the Killer Cowplants will have to convene at the campfire for the elimination ceremony...

@micrathene-w @prismaticpotentia @seyvia @wastelandwhisperer @mayzie-grobe @thebramblewood @akitasimblr @comfyinn @softle0 @simsinfinitylt @ashubii

[binxdoesgaming]

A Cartoon Cartoony Throwback 🪅

[calwasfound]

obsessed with the trafficsona prompt created by @chrisrin :]

wandering trader, lives in the nether, has two llamas (sim & star).

witty one-liners - 5/10

pvp skills - 2/10

survival instinct - 8/10

bastion looting abilities - 12/10

[enpr-ss]

1 HOUR LONG RUN?! HE WOULDNT FARM THAT LONG WOULD HE?

He doesn’t recognize the bony ravagers lol. “You gotta feed the ravagers they’re skins and bones!” LOL.

Also the amount of cards he has is just visually intimidating.

The joy in his voice every time loot n scoot plays.

He just can’t stop hitting these pressure plates. LOL HE THREW A BERRY INSTEAD OF THE COMPASS. dude needs to stop jumping onto the pressure plates. He’s just booking it out because he’s scared. And of course he gets bounding strides as he is being chased by a ravager to go right over the jump boost wall. HOW DID HE FALL IN JUMP BOOST?!? THERES LITERALLY A JUMP BOOST BYPASS FOR THE CHAIN PARKOUR. AND HE DOES IT AGAIN!!! DOES HE NOT KNOW ABOUT THE PATH? He could have made it on the second try but now the ravager’s there.

Ravager ping pong is always so funky to watch. What do you mean very hard to do with bounding strides etho please. THERES A BYPASS SPECIFICALLY FOR BOUNDING STRIDES. how does he fall into the same pit 3 times WITH bounding strides. HE GOT BOUNDING STRIDES AGAIN?!? AND HES GOING TO WAIT FOR IT TO END BEFORE GETTING OUT?!? WHY. I’m having a breakdown watching this. I’m losing my mind. Tango is also correct; there’s other ways besides the chain parkour and he has jump boost AND armor. He can take 2 ravager hits. “But they’re not blocked because you have jump boost, skippy” TANGO LOL.

Is this really our champion. The best player. The winner of phases 3 and 4?

“We’re going to get it first try” *takes berry damage* AND HE FALLS DOWN FOR FOURTH TIME. THE RAVAGER ISNT EVEN INTERESTED IN HIM ANYMORE BUT GETS LINE OF SIGHT BECAUSE HE LINGERED TOO LONG ON THE WRONG END. How does someone fall into the same pit 5 times. He was almost out of there. “How many times can I fail this?” “You’ve surprised me so far” Tango absolutely obliterating this man. Good. And he finally realizes the jump boost bypass. The regret in his voice. Delicious. He’s begging, weeping and wailing and cowering in the pit. Keep it coming this is fantastic. “I’m safe to come up now” as the ravagers wanders closer LOL. THE DUNGEON TRULY IS YANKING HIS CHAIN HAHAHAA. where are your Jedi mind tricks now Etho? Look at him yelling and pleading with the ravager. Pearl logging in just to roast him. We love it. NOW THERE ARE TWO RAVAGERS LOL. IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING. He’s overloaded with sounds and no one has any pity for him. We’re too busy laughing. Kangaroo Master LOL. NUMBER 6 HAHAHA

lackey on demand for 30 crowns honestly not a bad idea. LET HER IN!! LET HER KILL! 7 times. This is a farce. “That was a bad booping.” That llama idea by Pearl is brilliant. The shame, the humiliation of dying by being literally spat on. Definitely should be the path of the coward death. Meatball and Snausages LOL.

New plan to live in the dungeon? DUNGEON LET’S PLAY CUB HAHAHA.

AND TANGO GOES IN JUST TO PUNCH HIM. OH MY GOD. PEAK COMEDY. “I can’t believe this. It’s ridiculous at this point. What are you doing?” Eat your own words Etho.

AND HE’S OUT!!! AFTER LIKE 20 MINUTES. Is he literally going to go camp the berry bush. Just live in the treat or trick hut. I’m losing it. IS HE GOING TO RUTSY? I HATE HIM SO MUCH. 12 CROWNS AND 53 EMBERS?!?! DIE. “Just a little more berries and I’ll go just trust me IM GOING Don’t let Gem in” most pathetic man ever.

HES JUST BEELINIG TO ALL BERRIES LOL. AND THE RAVAGER IN THE WATER HAZARD IN THE CRYPT AGAIN. NOT AGAIN. NOT THIS CAMPING AGAIN.

“Oh no you might hit max clank soon” tango stop LOL. “Which year?” LOL. THE HAZARD BERRY BUSH IS INSANE. IT REGREW INSTANTLY TWICE. AND HES JUST THROWING COINS AND KEYS INTO THE LAVA.

AND HE FAILS!! AND DIES TO A VEX!! YAY!!!! GET HIM GEM!!! GET HIS ASS!!

A lava bucket at max clank! Making it worse for himself! Etho’s run was so long that the server died HA.

This run as long as one of my reaction posts.

[chunklings-angels]

anyways heres what you came for

decided to try and sparklecareify some random characters, two toriels because the og looked too plain

characters: glamrock chica (fnafsb), zoe (lps 2012), road runner (looney tunes), cat (shoj), loot llama (fortnite), fuzzy lumpkins (ppg 98), roger rabbit (who framed roger rabbit), pinkie pie (mlpfim), toriel dreemurr (undertale)