#loriafave

[tomixslefttoe]

Tomix: Nothing in life is free.

Riadne: Life is free.

The Hero: Adventure is free.

Izaac: Knowledge is free.

Aegis: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Danyel: A note? You sneak out and leave us a note?

Tomix: I knew you would just argue with me.

Danyel: It wasn’t even a good note! “If you are reading this, I am probably dead.” What kind of note is that?!

[tomixslefttoe]

Ash: When’s the last time I ever asked you for anything?

Aria: Yesterday. You asked me to look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

Ash: Okay, when’s the last time I ever asked you for anything that wasn’t a medical emergency?

Aria: Yesterday. You asked me to look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

[tomixslefttoe]

The Hero: What? What plan?

Tomix: I’m not telling you.

The Hero: Why?

Tomix: Because you won’t like it.

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Tomix: Did you have to stab him?

The Hero: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Tomix: What did he say?

The Hero: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Tomix:

Tomix: That’s fair.

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The Hero: I have kidnapped your pet snake, and you won’t get it back until you surrender!

Sepulchure: 

Sepulchure: I don’t have a pet snake.

The Hero: Oh. 

The Hero: Hm. Well. In that case, I just broke into your fortress and removed a snake.

Sepulchure: Oh. Okay. Thanks.

The Hero: You’re welcome.

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Remthalas: I’m a ventriloquist.

The Hero: You any good?

The Hero: The best.

The Hero: What the fuck—?

[tomixslefttoe]

Tomix: The Hero’s late. Again.

Aegis: I woke them up at 8 and pretended it was 11.

Riadne: I wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12.

Eirn: I set their clock to PM instead of AM.

Izaac: You all may have overdone it.

The Hero, bursting through the door: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

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Uaanta: You’ve been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you just lick something you found stuck on a cave wall?!

The Hero: I have a natural curiosity.

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Warlic: I just feel so depressed.

Cysero: Awww, Cy.

Warlic:

Warlic: Cysero, that’s your name.

Cysero: That’s short for Cysero? I thought that’s just what we called each other! 

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Artix: I’ve been preparing for this day since I was young enough to believe in sneevilchauns. 

Ash: Sneevilchauns are real.

The Hero: Yeah, I caught one.

Ash: They caught one.

Nythera: We’re not having the freaking sneevilchaun debate right now! We’ll be here for hours! 

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Tomix: There is only enough room in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time.

Tomix: So Danyel is going to have to get it together.

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The Hero: We are gonna use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses.

The Hero: For instance, I look down and I see that roach there and I tell myself, “I can’t eat that.”

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[Book 1]

Tomix: Riadne, you’re very…

The Hero, whispering to Tomix from the bushes: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious! Punctual!

Tomix: Punctual!

Riadne, confused: Punctual?

The Hero, whispering: Sorry.

Tomix: Beautiful!

The Hero, whispering: Nice recovery.

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Tomix, trying to climb over a wall: Get over here and give me a boost.

The Hero: Okay!

The Hero: You are a good person and people say nice things about you.

[tomixslefttoe]

Roirr: Marzanna says I need to be a more attentive parent.

Some Guy: Oh? How many kids do you have?

Roirr:

Some Guy: My Lord?

Roirr: Shut up, I’m thinking.