I was gonna put this on my sub-blog but I think you could do something better with it. Let me share you a spoonful of my mind real quick
So crack fic idea. Some villain uses a spell to bring the children version of the Justice League into this timeline but before the villain can do anything evil, they realize how over their head they are. They chicken out and turn themselves in with a video message saying something along the lines of, "Hello Justice League. So I may or may not have your prepubescent forms with me because I was gonna try and [insert evil plan here] but I just realized how bad of an idea this is. I didn't realize how fuck up you guys are. What the hell were your childhoods!? Anyways yeah child you is here and I'm turning myself in and you get to fix it."
So now Billy from like a year and a half before he was brought to the rock, Bruce who was just mourning his parents, Clark who was just trying to learn how a tractor works, and Barry who is very confused how he got here (+whoever else you wanna add) are stuck with the Justice League as they try and figure out how to send them back. Also now everyone else gets to think "What the hell were your childhoods!?" while they try and figure out how to send them back
Okay, not gonna lie: I have had a very similar idea in my head for a while. Like kid versions of the characters being babysat by their older selves + coworkers? It sounds like it could be hilarious but also have the potential for angst since superheroes all have such tragic backstories.
I think it would be cool if the villain in question is Klarion the Witch Boy. Like he summoned kid versions of them because he wanted to cause chaos and show them all how much more fun being a kid is. But then he gets recently orphaned Bruce, Clark who has just learned he isn't human, homeless Billy, and Barry whose dad was just wrongly convicted of murdering his mom. (I'd have to think of who else to add, but preferably at least one or two female heroes too)
So Klarion is like "this was supposed to be fun but it's actually kinda sad. I'm out" and just dips to another dimension to let them sort it out.
There could be hijinks, but also a chance to literally heal their inner child and grow closer as friends. Love that for them💜
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
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I do not know if you read Forever Evil but it had a version of Lex Luthor who was the Earth-3 Shazam, Mazahs. I actually prefer the idea of an Earth-3 Captain Marvel being Alexander Luthor Jr instead, as a reference to the "child with an adult form" thing Billy has going on. Also he would get his powers from an evil version of the wizard, but would still be heroic. This is mainly as a joke that somethings are universal constants: like the wizard's sometimes poor judge of character, see Black Adam and Oggar. What do you think?
I don't think I've read that one!
But I think it's always interesting to see how other characters would deal with having the powers of Shazam (especially younger characters) so I would be on board with seeing what Alexander Luthor Jr. would do with the power!
And yeah, the Wizard's judgement isn't always the best but there is something so charming about the idea that an evil wizard gave this kid powers but the kid became a hero anyways. It makes for quite a fascinating origin story!
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=> Pearl: Keep Your Friends Safe
You've been standing in front of this portal, fighting with yourself for what feels like months, but in reality must've been only a minute.
But no longer.
The past is the past. You can only move forward. You four will stick together, for better or for worse.
=> Martyn: Continue Looking at the Chat
Start Over -- Go Back
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what she says: yea i’m fine
what she’s thinking: the story brought both carpenter and faulkner to their inevitable end points that have been foreshadowed from the v first episode of the show ambiguity of carpenters death aside she stood on the banks of the river singing like her nana glass and was gunned down by the military and faulkner was drowned dragged delivered by the god and story he had let devour him but. but. before those things happened right before the narrative reached its end both of them stood up and said no! i want to go forward! i want to find something past this whatever it might be i don’t want it to take me yet im going to keep on walking! and it was too late! the thing is it was too fucking late!!!!!!! the aquifer was already flooding the soldiers were closing in she was to hurt to run he can’t swim. the chance had come and gone at the beginning of the episode for any hope of them reaching each other ever again but even though it was too little too late never ever going to be enough they both looked the site of their doom in the eyes and said i do not accept this. not here. not now. i am staring at you– the thing that will eat me — and resolving to pry open the jaws and choose to use the last moments of my life (whether i know it or not) to run and stumble and crawl and cry and sing in the hopes of reaching the people who matter to me more than being made your meal. and of course they got fucking eaten anyways. of course they did bc they were walking towards it from the beginning. but there is a way out, there is a way forward, there is a land beyond the storm that is possible to reach if you choose to step out of the story that has been built for you to find it. we walk on, with a rough and tarnished hope, and a tangled, ruined love. it can end with love, and it can end with kindness. even as the jaws are closing. ours is a world of miracles.
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