y'know what we don't talk about enough? Hazel died. We talk about how she grew up in the 30's and 40's and we talk about how out of place she feels in the modern world, but! She died! She was dead! She has spent more time dead than alive, and not by a close margin!
How does that effect a person??? We got some of it in the flashbacks, but once those caught up with her present timeline and she shared them, they just kind of... disappeared. And she was a regular girl with some weird past experiences. That's one way of doing it, sure!
I think it would have been a lot cooler if she was just a touch creepier. If she felt a little bit Wrong. Yeah, in general she's more approachable than her brother, she's more sociable and less closed off, but. If you actually spend any time with her, it can be difficult to tell which child of the underworld is actually more unsettling.
Hazel is bright of personality and has a dazzling smile, but sometimes she'll just... shut down. She'll go completely blank for like half an hour and nobody knows what to do with it. Sometimes she forgets she's alive. Sometimes she'll spout the grimmest shit you've ever heard like it's nothing, she won't even notice it's weird until the room goes quiet. She spent decades in Asphodel, which is designed to make people forget about themselves and wander around for eternity, only she didn't have the luxury of forgetting! Wild! After she comes back to life, sometimes she forgets that she's allowed to Do Stuff now. She can spend so long sitting and staring at nothing. Sometimes she'll start crying on cloudless days because it hits her again that she can actually feel the warmth of the sun on her skin and she can hear birdsong. Every little mundane experience is a blessing and she will make you remember that in the most foreboding way possible.
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i actually believe joe should win the most romantic poll due to the thoughts and visions implanted in my brain through psychic means but real bitches remember mj’s big book of 2013 by pw
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Bruhhhh yet another fan art!
BHAHAHAHA YES M.J WITH A FAT BLUNT 💪 I was so funny for that LAMO
You captured M.Js stoner face so well 🤘I’m being spoiled with fanart from you 🫶🫶🫶 I love the way you shade stuff btw I always have difficulty with it but idk I just like how you do it
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(광고)저세상 텐션으로 역대급 분량 뽑고 간 아스트로(ASTRO) [엄마가 잠든후에] #차은우 #미모도역대급 (ENG sub)
gonna celebrate astro day by watching the funniest video ever made. happy birthday legends <3 💗💗💗
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“It’s as if the macrocosms destined it to be this way.”
“Spider-Man will never, ever get a break”
(jon probably has the most peter parker coding out of almost anyone else. will and robin come the closest though. ft. a bit of jargyle <3 cause this one’s for the jonathan byers and argyle enthusiasts and the jargyle lovers)
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jesse pinkman & cassie howard.
( ft. @awalkoflife + @depictedblue )
the mark you saw on my collarbone, the rust that grew between telephones,
the lips i used to call home so scarlet, it was maroon,
and i wake with your memory over me,
that's a real fucking legacy to leave.
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This can’t be my darling MJ being hard on herself and saying mean things about her own beauty and social skill, can it?? I don’t think such a tag deserves to exist because you’re simply the most wonderful, kind, perfect person on the planet! I will not have you smear yourself with these lies!
Here is a gif for you, like you deserve! 💖
pls, angel!!! you’re too nice to me!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i’ll try to be nicer to myself, practicing self love IS important, i’ve just been having a hard time. but it’ll be fine!
thank you so much!!! i love you!!! ❤️💙
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My mom got home and immediately handed me an ipod classic and said "[Patient] told me her ipod won't hold a charge anymore, so I told her you might be able to fix it, or at least show her how to rip the music library onto her computer"
and I said . "I've told you to stop telling people I can help them with technology ."
And then I noticed the ipod actually still had a full battery (but I'm sure, like my barely functioning ipod classic, within a few seconds-minutes the battery would die), so I glanced through the menus, mostly because I still feel very nostalgic for using ipods & find the tactile buttons/audible clicking/whirring to be a lot more appealing than keeping music on a purely touchscreen torture nexus, but I was also curious about how recent the music this patient listens to is
So I said . "Oh hey, she has Rick Astley on here!"
And after a few minutes she goes . "I have that fucking Rick Astley song stuck in my fucking head." and I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
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