I had to write “goodbye guys” because I’m too much of a coward to write “goodbye Tolkien”
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actually lol the story playing out as it does but after Annabeth reunites with Percy, he looks behind her and is very quickly, "where's grover"
cue depression that some other satyr is joining them on this quest instead of Grover, who obviously decided not to come get Percy himself because he hates him
("percy, he doesn't hate you, he's just busy preparing trying to keep Gaea down with all the other nature spirits")
("HE HATES ME")
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She seized him by the chin, turning his face to hers. “You are not old,” she said fiercely. “Even when you are eighty, you will be my beautiful Will.”
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Two things about me:
☝️he is like cocaine to me
✌️so is men in gym clothes
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"we need more complex female characters" y'all could barely handle her
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what are our thoughts on that trailer y’all
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I still think Twilight would've been cooler if Bella pulled a Saltburn on the Cullens
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Elsa is: Beautiful, powerful, dangerous, cold - Stronger than one, stronger than ten, Stronger than a hundred men
Isabela is: drooling quickly composing herself
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I love the idea of Sebastian and Undertaker having tea time together when they're bored. Sometimes, they share gossip or something about themselves. Like Sebastian just asking Undertaker if he's ever loved before...
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Undertaker: Love? That's a rather strange question coming from you. Why pray tell are you curious about my love life? Does the demon have a crush on me~? Heheh~
Sebastian: Don't flatter yourself, Taker. While you do hold a great appearance... surprisingly... I was only asking out of pure curiosity. You've been here way longer than I have, so I'm sure someone caught your eye.
Undertaker: Hmm... Love is a strong word, but I do think I have felt that way for someone a long time ago.
Sebastian: Really? Now I'm definitely curious... was it another reaper?
Undertaker: It was.
Sebastian: Who?
Undertaker: Othello...
Sebastian: ...... THE SOCKS AND SANDALS WEARING ONE????
Undertaker: OKAY LISTEN-
Meanwhile, Grell and Othello are having their own conversation...
Grell: YOU DATED WHO!?
Othello: Well I called him Whitey but apparently he goes by Undertaker now.
Grell: YOU. YOU AS IN THE FORENSICS NERD DATED THAT HANDSOME LUNATIC!?
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no offense but I can’t get out, can’t run away, there’s no escaping you now (there's no escaping you now)!!! I’m gonna DIE all alone next to YOU in this PIECE OF SHIT TOWN!!!! and we’ve been cursed since the start, jesus didn’t want us, NO!!! and you take all of your sins out on my body like everyone else does!!!! shooting up our old school when we get bored of shooting up!!! and FUCK the cops, and FUCK god, and FUCK this town for RUINING US!!!! and they’ll put holes in all we own and in our heads, pumped full of lead!!! you always told me I could only leave you once we’re both DEAD!!!!!
to be quite honest.
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