#dont do drugs kids

[teeth-meat-bones]

“My daughter is just fine.”

My brother in christ, your SON is eating Ativan™ like candy, listening to Rainbow Kitten Surprise and reading NBC’s Hannibal post fall wound care SMUT.

[sweeneydino]

I love drawing Krang Leader and I have no idea why.

The Rottmnt boys are powerful weapons of war, so their enemies are roided af behemoths that tower over people like bugs (seriously, look how tall krang leader is compared to rottmnt raph, jesus) and squash them just as easily. And I find that funny.

And terrifying.

Which is why Rottmnt is my favorite.

[clownpalette]

" CALM DOWN TAIYŌ! "

" DO I LOOK OUT OF CONTROL TO YOU??? "

" I can stop anytime, if I want to! "

Haha look at the tags

[tumbly-s]

Trigun body horror week day 5 — LIMBS

[mewobrute]

prob ate some weed chocolat or brownies or som shit idk you make up how (EDIT) (i did not fuckign notice that i made cross say "wtf is going" instead of "wtf is going on," therreess nooo way. (i did.)) (another edit) (im not fixing it i think its funny.)

[lbcreations-blog]

Could you do a platonic queen b with a best friend reader who gets drugged by some putting something in their drink when they're not looking

Warnings:

This contains mentions of sex and drugs

Masterlist

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𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎

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Beezlebub loved being friends with you. You were always partying with her, and singing with her, all that jazz.

And since you hang out with her so much you usually get a good sense of the room and whos drinking for what and whos kinda sus. Like how beez knew why blitz was drinking like he was.

Anyway when she saw you speaking to an imp she thought you were having a friendly talk with him. Which was the case, until when beezlebub was talking to someone else with her faced away, did only the imp slip the drug in, the imp knowing you were acquaintance with her but not thinking you were besties.

After a good few minutes the drug finally kicked in. And you started feeling hot and... Wait... Are you... aroused? Huh? Odd... You probably were getting aroused from the imp, and there... charms? The imp smirks at the obvious heat coming from you, the drug was working well. The imp was going to take your arm to take you to there place.

But before they could do that, beez decided to come up to you to see if your doing good. Ofcourse by then you were sluring, blushing like crazy, and showed high obvious arousal. Beez realised immediately going by you're state that you were drugged.

She got angry at that fact and transformed into her demonic form and kicked that imp outta there real quick causing the imp a lot of damage.

After that she probably stopped the party and took you in your dazed state, into a room in her palace to go get some needed sleep.

Once you awoke she told you everything and helped you with your terrible hangover.

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Thank you for reading. And i apologize for replying late. For a good while i couldn't find my drafts

[nepherium]

the gasp i gusped

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

On a date:

Steve: So, what do you do?

Eddie, thinking Steve likes bad guys: I sell drugs

Steve, unimpressed: Seriously?

Eddie, realizing Steve likes softer men: To kids in need. Obviously

[bitchfendi]

plvsaa is craaazy cuz you have the drugged up and manipulated townspeople wake up, realize their lives are fake and are just “ no its okay, i can keep living like this”

[b3tteroffdying]

Wtf I just realized that here…Dazai and Fyodor represent exactly me and my only friend one year ago, my mother was like Sigma…but idk I find it kinda funny lmao

So glad I finally got out of that shit…worst era of my whole life? Yes. So…don’t act like Fyozai <3

[musgocat]

After seeing this post from @hannibalhadalittlelamb I got inspired to finish this silly sketchbook doodle I have so here's my (delusional) take on Hannibal and Will high on shrooms lol

I made this quickly and it's a bit experimental for me, I'm happy with how it turned out I'm going to make more art like this in the future

[the-empress-7]

December 2022: William shouted at me

January 2023: William hit me

February 2023: William murdered me in my past life

[asktadckrew]

POMNI, I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE 🤩.

Pomni: Oh no! Are you okay?

Jax: nah bro's high fr

[reverieaudios]

Earlier today I was sitting in my younger brother's room, messing around on my phone, when he suddenly asked, "Want some poppers?"

It took me like 10 whole seconds to register what he said and look up in concerned horror, only to see him holding a ziplock bag of jalapeño poppers.

We then had an enlightening conversation about the many uses of vhs cleaner. Also Troye Sivan.

[ranboard]

got my # knees out at this # airport feeling a little # naughty and # nice 🤣😎😈😼

[imahoeformattsturniolo]

Y’all I’m sure my momma fina do a drug test on me 🧍🏾‍♀️ HOW DO I GET WEED OUT OF ME HELP 😭🙏