#lowkey hate that but hei at least people start to look into him because of it so it’s a bit of a win

[kcciny]

Was looking up vlad lancer for some research and y’all… why did I think he was as twinky as his berserker form all the time when literally he looks like this

[jj-one]

HATE YOU

this is smut, do not interact if under 18

pairing: enemies to lovers ? (sorta one-sided tho), college au, fuckboy!jungkook x f!reader genre/tags: smut, angst, alcohol usage, dirty talk, lowkey perverted!jk, fingering, piv, unprotected sex (oof), drunk sex, public sex (reader & jk do it at a house party), riding, video recording **pls don’t do none of this irl LMAO words: 2.7k

**old repost from my deleted blog

Hate is a strong word— at least that’s what people try and say. You meant it though, it was a word you didn’t use lightly. Especially when it came to your opinion on 99% of the male population at your school. You couldn’t stand most of them, they all just wanted one thing. Getting into your pants.

You despised hook-up culture with a passion and it didn’t help that most guys who tried talking to you were all the same. You had a special hatred for a particular individual the most though— Jeon Jungkook from your physics class. He was the most arrogant, conceited, egotistical person you’ve ever met your whole life.

Every class he would have a different girl with him wrapped around his arm, walking him to the door like he’s some kind of royalty. The way almost every girl would swoon over him just because he’s good looking was baffling to you. Yeah he may have a pretty face but does that cancel everything else out? Of course not. You’ll never understand why these women would choose to go after someone like him, you felt embarrassed for them honestly.

“Jungkook, meet me after class I’ll be waiting for you!” Some girl shouted through the door to get his attention.

He was sitting two seats from you, looking at his phone while paying no mind to the obvious screaming being directed to him. He was so full of himself it was ridiculous.

“Hey y/n, what’re you doing tonight?”

That voice startled the hell out of you. Who gave Jungkook the right to even be speaking to you right now? Looking over in his direction, you give him an empty stare.

“Why do you care?” You said harshly.

It makes no sense why he would even try talking to you, you’ve never given him any indication you liked him.

“Sheesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today,” he chuckles, “you should pull up to my party tonight!” You wanted to almost physically gag at the wink he just gave you.

“I’m good.” You shut him down quickly and try moving on but he doesn’t let you off that easy.

“You sure? The whole schools practically gonna be there, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun do ya?” That annoying smirk on his face was really starting to irritate you.

“I said I’m good, I’d never show up to one of your dumb ass parties.”

“I think you got me mixed up with someone else, my parties are always lit. If you have a change of heart though, I’ll make sure to show you a real good time.”

You scoff, utterly disgusted by his last comment, just about everything he said had sexual undertones to them. His humor was weird and extremely perverted which heavily pissed you off. You couldn’t wait for this class to be over.

“We’re almost here!” Yuna exclaims in the passenger seat.

You were in the back with two of your other friends as you were headed to a party. You weren’t totally up for partying tonight but ultimately your friends were able to convince you to go. You don’t even know where the party is but maybe it’s good to get your mind off things.

“Oh, by the way who’s party is this?” You ask suddenly as Lisa pulls into a driveway.

The car got silent for a second, no one answered your question. It was a bit odd to you the way they all froze up.

“Actually… it’s Jungkook’s party…” Lisa finally spoke, her eyes kept trailing away from you.

“What the fuck? Of all places you choose to go you pick him?!” You felt so betrayed.

They really drove you all the way here just to trick you into coming and now you have no escape plan. They all begged and pleaded for you to suck it up and let loose for just one night. You finally agreed but only under the condition that you want to be far away from him as possible.

“Why do you even dislike him so much? You would think he had murdered someone or something!” Your friend asks.

“I just think he’s a pretentious asshole that doesn’t deserve all the hype he gets.”

They just shrug your opinion off and get out the car. You huff as you open the door and head to the party with the rest of them.

You instantly felt claustrophobic once you go inside. There were crowds of people everywhere. Jungkook was right, everyone at the school was practically here. Loud rap music was blaring through the speakers, red solo cups scattered the floor, people getting sloppy drunk or stoned; the perfect stereotypical house party.

You haven’t seen him yet so that was a good sign and you go up to the kitchen to get drinks with Lisa. 20 minutes pass by now and Lisa was left out of your sight. You have no idea where she could’ve run off to and now you have to search the place to find your friends.

Heading outside into the backyard, your balance was becoming unstable from the alcohol in your system. You were taking shots of Hennessy back to back and it caught up to you faster than you could blink. You sat down on one of the lawn chairs since your head was starting to feel really heavy. You felt a sudden tap behind your shoulder and hear a voice that even when you’re drunk, you can sense with disdain.

“Well, well, well if it isn’t little miss ‘i’d never show up to one of your dumb ass parties!’” Jungkook teases while coming from behind you.

“Get the hell away from me!” You lean away from him to leave you alone but he only came closer.

“This is my house so I don’t need to go anywhere, if anything I think I should kick you out for being so mean to me.” His face inched towards yours further, putting you in an uncomfortable position.

You don’t know why your body felt paralyzed though, it was probably just from all the alcohol inebriating your mind.

“You know, I never understood why you actually hate me. I never hurt you did I?” He says, slightly cocking his head to the side.

His tattooed hand landed on your knee, just planting it there while keeping strong eye contact. You couldn’t speak for some reason, it was as if an enormous lump has formed and got caught inside your throat. He looks down at the skirt you’re wearing and bites his lip, playing with his lip ring.

“Why aren’t you talking? You usually have a lot to say to me, why so quiet now sweetheart? Cat got your tongue?” He continues speaking in that condescending tone of his and you’ve had enough now.

“I fucking hate your guts Jungkook, I absolutely despise you. You’re a cocky, perverted fuckboy that needs to be humbled and finally put in your place!” You snap back at him while pushing his hand away.

“Woah girl chill out, that was a bit harsh don’t ya think? Also, I’d love for you to put me in my place any day.” Yet again, he never fails to make a sexually charged comment.

“You’re disgusting, seriously get help!” You attempt to get up from the lawn chair but he pushes you back down.

“You know, I’ve always liked my girls a little feisty. I find it hot when girls yell at me.”

Either this man has a humiliation kink or is just plain stupid— either way you don’t want to be anywhere near him but he wouldn’t let you leave.

“Please just go away Jungkook, I don’t want you in my sight anymore.”

“Really? Because if that were true then you would’ve been left already,” his hand went to stroke the side of your hair “seems like you really don’t want me to leave.”

His other hand went back to your knee again but slowly trails up to your thigh and goes under your skirt this time. You were surprised within yourself that you were even letting this happen. He leans in to your face, being just a few inches away from his lips. You became almost in a trance by those pink, pillowy lips. You don’t know what came over you but you grab his face and messily kiss him. The movement of your lips colliding and syncing together as he deepened the kiss. He sensually touches your thigh while you moan into the kiss and he squeezes your thigh tightly in response. Looking around to see all the people still here when you pull away from him; you can’t fathom you just made out with Jungkook in front of all these goddamn people. You just lost all respect for yourself.

“You know I’ve always secretly had a crush on you y/n?” Jungkook admits, “I kinda like it when girls are mean to me. Or maybe I just like it when you’re mean, I haven’t figured it out yet.”

“Let me show you how mean I can get then.” You reply, staring up at him with hungry eyes.

That cheesy grin never leaving his face as he hears you speak. The tension only grew thicker and he wasn’t about to waste another second.

“Sit on my lap.” He uses his hands to maneuver you and leans back in the chair.

You drunkenly stumble on top of him, feeling him against you. Your body heat raised through the roof but this time you were sure it wasn’t because of the liquor. You straddle his lap as you go back to hastily making out. His wandering hands kept slipping down to your ass to squeeze it and you were starting to feel dizzy from the way he was kissing you. You feel his touch under your skirt to play with you some more, not caring if anyone’s looking at this point.

“I don’t think we should be doing this.. not here at least. Too many people.” You say when pulling away from his lips.

“I really don’t give a fuck, it’s my party let them watch. Let’s put on a good show for everyone, yeah?”

You know this goes beyond against every moral you’ve had before. You’re about to do the one thing you told yourself that you’d never do.

“Sounds like a plan to me.” Agreeing to go along with his narrative.

He lets you in charge now, letting you have full control over the way you get to ride him. You push your panties to the side and he undoes his pants to free his fully hard member. You didn’t realize how much of a nice cock he has, it was well groomed and had the perfect size/width.

“You have a really pretty dick, must I say.” You still can’t believe these words are being said to Jungkook.

“Thanks baby, I can’t wait for it to be in that pretty little pussy of yours.”

He drags two of his fingers down to your core and swipes in a circular motion, smearing the wet slick as he watches your mouth open wide with pleasure. His digits sink into your cunt harshly, pushing them deeper and deeper.

“Fuck! Your fingers feel too good…” you hid your face in his shoulder as he splits you open.

Your eyes hung low and your mind was hazy. Unable to think straight, you just wanted to feel Jungkook inside of you already.

“Need to fuck you nowww!” You yell, almost sounding a bit whiny.

“So do it then cutie. Come fuck yourself on my cock.”

He withdraws his digits out of you and licks the juices off them one by one. His grin would only get wider as you lowered yourself on his cock. You were so soaking wet you sunk down on him easily while resting your hands around his shoulders to brace yourself a bit before moving. Once you regain focus you slide up and down on his shaft nice and slow; making him bite his lip, moan, and curse under his breath.

“Your pussy feels so good… so tight… fuck..” his mind was going blank as you pick up a steady pace.

You were so out of it by now that you were bouncing on his cock in a frenzy. He roughly thrusted his hips back into you while you sloppily rode him. The way he filled you up felt like you were in heaven. You open your eyes for a second, forgetting that you were at a party. Almost everyone was looking at you, some people even took out their phones to record the scene in front of them. It was probably all the alcohol you drank but you didn’t even care anymore, you continued savagely riding him. You’re moaning louder as you slam down into him harder, pulling his body closer to yours. He loudly grunts from your walls aching around him, his cock was throbbing so intensely he felt himself wanting to burst already.

People were beyond shocked to see this happening, it was a wild party but they weren’t expecting all this. You try not to pay attention to everyone and focus on Jungkook so you can make yourself cum. Then out of nowhere, he spontaneously lifts you up while you’re still on his cock. Engulfing those large hands on your ass cheeks to keep you balanced and thrusts into you deep while he’s standing up. You had your arms wrapped tightly around him, you weren’t too scared of falling since he had a strong grip on you. You were taking his cock with each harsh stroke he gave, screaming out his name over and over so the whole party could hear it.

“Fuck yes Jungkook! Keep fucking me just like that, you’re so good!!” You could feel yourself coming close and so does Jungkook. Wet strands of sticky hair cling to his face from all the work he’s putting in, his eyebrows furrowed to concentrate solely on making you cum.

“Gonna cum on this cock for me baby? I feel you getter tighter ‘round me.”

“Yess, wanna cum on your cock so bad please!”

He was hitting all the spots in you just right, the slight curve of his shaft fit so perfectly in your core. Your mouth was back to being jaw locked again, feeling the heat wave of your orgasm coming through. It hit even harder when you were drunk, you felt like you were going to fall out of his arms but he noticed you slipping and pulls you up into a firmer grasp. While shutting your eyes you feel your release take over, cursing and moaning his name repeatedly like a broken record.

“I’m ‘bout to cum ….” He pulls out of you and sets you back on the lawn chair, “look up and open wide for me.”

You open your mouth eagerly for him, he gives his cock a few pumps before releasing his white creamy load into your mouth. You swallow every drop of his cum and stick your tongue out for him to show your empty mouth. He smiles at the pretty sight of you and goes in to kiss you once again.

“This is fucking insane!” One of the random people at the party says.

You recognize the person since they’ve been watching you from the start. To say that you and Jungkook left everyone at that party speechless was an understatement.

“You know people were taking videos of us right?” Jungkook says cautiously.

“Yeah… it’s probably going to end up all over social media now, if it hasn’t already. Oh well, like I care!” You shrug nonchalantly.

Oh you’ll definitely care when you sober up.

“Let’s get outta here?” Jungkook zips his pants back up and takes his hand out for you to grab.

You hold onto him and balance your wobbly legs to stand up. You were both severely drunk but he held his liquor way better than you did. For the rest of the night, the party continued and you ended up finding your friends. They soon found out about you were doing and how you fucked Jungkook in front of everyone there, they were all completely taken aback. You went from hating his guts to him destroying yours— guess that’s one way you can end a burning hatred for someone.

[jenosbigtoe]

brother’s best friend!lee jeno x reader

minors dni

summary: your overprotective big brother's best friend is just too irresistible. too bad you have to keep your relationship a secret from him. established relationship au!

warnings: jeno is a freak lowkey, creampie, breeding kink, possessiveness, unprotected sex, size kink (if you squint), mating press, jeno fat cock, jeno is a simp, squirting, pussy eating, literally just pwp

wordcount: 2.4k

a/n: intentional lowercase (i hate autocaps) and not proofread so if you see any grammar mistakes lmk. IK THIS IS A WORN OUT TROPE BUT IDC BROTHERS BEST FRIEND JENO FTW this is just so self indulgent so if its ass um ☠️

pretty pink lip gloss, fresh set of french tip acrylics, short white mini skirt, strawberry scented lotion, and a pink lacy camisole. you, na y/n, were going to be the death of lee jeno.

"dude stop looking at my little sister like that you freak," jaemin threw a dirty sock laying around at his best friend's face as jeno stared at your plump ass like a piece of meat while you were in the kitchen making yourself a snack.

"shut the fuck up man," jeno grumbled as he proceeded to knock jaemin off course in moo moo meadows in mario kart.

you smirked knowingly with your back turned. you knew exactly what you were doing. it was 10 pm on a friday night, meaning jeno and jaemin were having their weekly guys night and would crash in the living room, playing video games, drinking beer, and eating pizza.

and it also meant you would get to dangle yourself like a piece of meat in front of your boyfriend and oblivious brother as you watch your hungry boyfriend try to behave himself.

"jaem let me have a turn," you whined, inviting yourself into the living room, and sat between the two boys on the verge of beating the shit out of each other over mario kart.

"y/n you know damn well you're shit at these types of games now why would i let you play when im about to rock jeno's shit," jaemin didn't even look over at you and continued to focus on the screen. "FUCKKKK JENO THOSE GODDAMN SHELLS. FUCK YOU DICKFACE”

jeno on the other hand glanced over at you, eyes never looking once at yours and instead focused straight on your plump titties popping right out of your push up bra. and he drove right off course, leaving jaemin to yelp in victory as he finished in 1st place.

"fuck you jaemin. here y/n you can play on my controller," jeno rolled his eyes and passed his controller to you. his character was already pink yoshi, making your heart melt because he knew that was your go to.

“thank you, jeno. at least some people are actually nice and considerate,” you rolled your eyes at your older brother.

"well okay you asked for it. prepare to get your ass kicked like our dear jen over there, y/n," jaemin said with an evil glint in his eyes.

as the game was about to start, you suddenly had an idea and paused the game. "wait jaem, i don't really know how to play. can you go easy on me?"

"hell no. you wanted to play with the big boys so now you gotta face the consequences."

you turned to look at jeno, who was very obviously just staring at your tits the entire time. "jeno, jaemin is being a bitch to me. can you teach me how to play since he doesn't want to go easy on me?" you tilted your head and pouted your lip in a way that you knew he liked.

you knew damn well how to play and beat the shit out of jaemin at mario kart but you also knew how good you looked right now and how this would be the perfect opportunity to tease your sexy boyfriend.

"aw hell no that's cheating, y/n," jaemin whined.

“too bad. it ain’t up to you, sore loser.” you gave jeno a smirk with a knowing look in your eyes.

"well i don't mind. plus you won the last round anyways, jaem," jeno spoke up, shifting around and subtlely fixing his sweatpants. you were teasing him so bad and it was going straight to his cock.

jaemin looked at jeno, then you, then right back at jeno, narrowing his eyes a bit. "hey since when did you two get so chummy?"

"jaemin stop being a bitch and let's just play. i don't even know how to play and jeno helping me isn't going to suddenly make me become a mario kart god."

jaemin rolled his eyes. "whatever man."

jaemin unpaused the game and the race started. you pretended to freak out, not knowing where to go as jaemin left you in the dust.

jaemin started laughing his ass off as he quickly climbed the ranks as you were left in dead last. "kiss my ass, y/n."

jeno leaned over to show you the controls but you took this opportunity to yank him to sit behind you, causing you almost be sitting in his lap as his arms wrapped you. "now show me the controls," you grinned evilly and shifted around so your ass rubbed against his dick.

jeno was stunned. doing this literally right in front of your brother? who forbade you two from ever seeing each other? he could just smell your sweet strawberry perfume, which had him wanting to just gobble you up. and your cute little outfit, god he just wanted to rip it right off of you and mark your body up, claim you as his. and not gonna lie, the thrill of being right next to your brother and his best friend had his heart pumping blood straight to his boner.

you both were lucky jaemin had tunnel vision when it came to video games, his face literally glued to the screen. otherwise he would've seen how your little white skirt rode up your thighs and your panties were literally grinding against his best friend's cock.

you let jeno take the controller and pretended to still be the one playing, occasionally screaming out curses at your brother and let out cheers when you hit him with shells. meanwhile you were really just shifting around on jeno's cock through his sweat pants as you ran your manicured nails up and down his veiny arms that were wrapped around you. his hands just looked so big and meaty on that controller, had you fantasizing about what they would be doing to you tonight.

as you neared the final lap, you in 6th place and jaemin in 2nd, you suddenly grabbed the controller out of jeno's hands and shoved him back beside you. he let out a loud grunt as he fell to the ground. jaemin suddenly took 1st place and finished the round. you were 8th. you gave jeno a fake apologetic look as he glared at you.

“oops,” you whispered, sticking your tongue out.

jaemin looked over at you and gave you a triumphant look. "now what did i tell you?"

you rolled your eyes and stood, your skirt rode up almost all the way and on the verge of exposing the little cream panties with red hearts on them that you knew jeno loved. the way jeno was sitting, you standing up gave him the perfect view of the way your puffy pussy fit in your little panties, making him even harder than before.

"whatever loser i'm heading back to my room. have fun being bitchless on a friday night." jaemin threw a pillow at your turned back. you sauntered back to your room, making careful sure to sway your hips as you knew jeno's eyes were trained straight on your ass.

it was 1 am and you were still up, bored out of your mind and scrolling through your phone. he should've been here by now, you pouted. you got frustrated and started ripping your clothes off, leaving you in just your push-up bra and panties when a voice from behind startled you.

"baby, you already starting without me? i'm hurt," jeno wrapped his arms around you, pressing his body against yours, and whispered softly in your ear, causing you to shiver.

you puffed out your cheeks. "waited for so long. was about to go to sleep because my shithead boyfriend left me needy over here."

jeno started groping at your body, squeezing your juicy tits and lightly grinding his erection against your barely clothed ass. "sorry sweet girl. jaem wouldn't fall asleep because that girl from his econ class finally texted him back, corny ass." he left a trail of kisses down your neck and sucked at a particular spot on your collar bone that had your knees weak.

you smiled to yourself. you couldn't pretend to be mad at him for long, not when you're so whipped for him. you turned around and looked up at him, admiring your sexy boyfriend. he finally listened to you and dyed his hair back to black, leaving it long and messy just how you like it. he was wearing a black compression shirt and grey sweatpants with the simple gold chain you bought him for his birthday. he knew just how you like it. what a fucking manwhore. you were ready to devour him whole.

you smashed your lips on his, messy and hot, tongue everywhere and spit dripping down your connected mouths. suddenly, you pushed him down on your bed and started straddling him, grinding your pussy directly on his cock through his sweatpants, causing him to groan into your mouth. one hand gripped at your hair and the other groped your ass.

"baby i need you. i missed you so much," you whispered, looking into his eyes.

he connected his lips to yours with a renewed fervor. clothes started flying off as you kissed each other passionately. he reached for a condom in your nightstand but you stopped him.

"raw baby. i need you in me right now." you grinned at him.

he cursed, flipped you over on your back and used his weight to press you against the mattress. his thick, muscular body pressing you to the mattress had you breathless and in need for more. "is my baby needy? is my baby needy for this cock?"

he reached down and began to lightly caress your pussy, gathering your leaking juices and spreading it around. his fingers teased your hole, rubbing circles around it and occasionally deciding to stick one in for one pump before going back to rubbing and teasing.

"had me thinking about this pussy all night. fuck. love you so much baby. you're so sexy and you get me so hard. no one does it for me like you. you looked so cute today, just wanted to eat you up. didn't care if that shithead was there, just wanted to love on my girl." he continued to tease your little pussy and alternate between fingering and rubbing you.

then he crawled down until he was facing your wet pussy directly. staring at your pussy like a piece of meat in front of starved lion, he gave one long lick all the way up your cunt and started sucking, making sure to make lewd noises. your legs were shaking with need as you gripped his hair.

"fuck you taste so good. all wet just for me. this pussy is mine," he groaned into your cunt.

at this point, your pussy was gushing so much you felt a puddle beneath you. his fingers and lips felt so so good on your pussy but you were tired of his teasing. you got up and suddenly looked down at him seriously. "jen if your cock isn't in me in the next 5 seconds i'm seriously going to break up with you and fuck haechan or something."

this lit a fire within jeno, whose eyes darkened. he lifted his body and gave his impossibly hard cock a few pumps, rubbing your juices all over his massive cock. he grabbed your thighs, lifted your legs over his shoulders, and shoved his cock into your little pussy with one big thrust.

you both moaned out, your pussy leaking happily as he bottomed out, balls deep. he set out on a fast past immediately, pounding your pussy deeper and harder with each thrust. you could feel his heavy balls slap against your ass.

"yes, jen yes yes yes! oh god more more! love you so much baby," you grabbed at his hair as he pounded your pussy into oblivion. in the deep mating press he had you in, you could feel the tip of his cock kissing your cervix with each thrust. his cock was just so so big, you could never get enough of it.

you could see the veins pop out of his neck and his beefy arms were pinning your hips down as his hips were pounding you with each powerful thrust. he looked so so so sexy and he was all yours.

"god baby your pussy was made for me. love you so so much. mine. all mine. everything about you all mine, just for me," jeno kissed you passionately, both moaning into each other mouths.

he used one of his hands to press down on your lower belly, making your pussy leak and throb around him. "you feel that, princess? you feel me deep in your tummy? only i can do that to you, only me."

your mind was blank at this point, body completely numb to everything except the pleasure he was giving you. you could feel yourself about to get sent over the edge, your pussy spasming and clenching hard around every vein on his cock.

"bout to cum baby don't stop don't stop!!" you orgasmed with a loud scream, pussy squirting all over his stomach.

jeno continued fucking you through your orgasm, grunting at the feeling of your little pussy spasming all over his cock. "baby m close too, fuckkk."

fat tears rolled down your face at the overstimulation of pleasure. "jen please cum inside please."

jeno groaned, thrusting every harder and deeper than before. "such a slut. you like that huh? you want your boyfriend to knock you up? you want to have a baby with your brother's best friend? fuck. how about you just get pregnant? he wouldn't be able to disapprove of us when you're already round and waddling around with my baby."

with one loud groan, he bottomed out inside of you and let out his thick load. he collapsed on top of you, cock still balls deep inside, crushing you under all his weight with your face pressed against his sweaty chest.

you stayed like that for a few seconds before you tapped on his back, signaling that you couldn't breathe. still keeping his cock deep inside your leaking pussy, he flipped you over on your side and cuddled your back, wrapping one arm around your waist and the other pushing your hair out of your face. you panted, eyes closed in bliss. jeno drew circles on your arms and left kisses up and down your jaw and neck.

"just saying, you would look sexy as fuck pregnant with our baby." jeno whispered.

you opened your eyes to turn back and swat at his chest but what you saw made your blood run cold in horror.

it was your brother standing right in the open doorway staring at your naked bodies with a look of fury, surprise, horror, and shock that you had never seen before.

the three of you screamed at the sight of each other in unison.

a/n: i intentionally wrote the ending like that because i'm unsure if anyone would even want to continue reading this lmaooo so lmk what you think

[sh4dys]

K. » Hansumfella

summary: after hanging out with some of your highschool friends, tyler realizes he’s most content when you’re just with him

warnings: somewhat possessive!tyler (?), fluffy fluff fluff

A/N: guys, hansumfella lovers, i’m delivering, but it lowkey sucks. plus i’m working on a wattpad fic for him because 1) the wattpad ones aren’t up to my standards (sorry loves), and 2) there’s only like 3 on there

You and Tyler had been going out for a couple months at this point, and the only time you guys ever really hung out with other people was when you were actually invited out to places, or when other content creators wanted to hang out.

Tyler was also friends with your friends, so he never minded when you were one on one with someone like Jake or Johnnie. But when it came to some other people, he was iffy about it.

He hated seeming possessive, but he couldn’t help it. Especially not when he would catch some of your old friends eyeing you up in your outfit, making him simply wanna pull you out of the small reunion.

You had convinced him to come along with you, saying that he should at least meet your friends before completely avoiding them for life. But now he was fully set on avoiding half of them.

It wasn’t that he didn’t trust you around them, he just didn’t really trust them. He didn’t know them. And according to one of the girls, a guy there had feelings for you, which of course wasn’t ideal for him.

He was left to his thoughts for a while, wishing the two of you were alone at home, just the two of you, basking in each other presence.

He hadn’t noticed you sit down next to him until he felt your hand on his, immediately bringing his attention back to you, a soft smile forming on his lips.

“Hey, you seem quiet. You okay?” You spoke quietly to him, interlocking your fingers together, and ran your thumb over his own.

“Yeah, just kinda wish it was only me and you.” He chuckled softly, planting a small kiss on the side of your head.

“I get that. I haven’t seen these guys in years though, so I wanted to catch up. If you really want to though, we can head out early. I don’t want you to be uncomfortable.”

He couldn’t help but smile more at your concern, simply nodding as he slowly stood up, gesturing for you to say goodbye to your friends while he went outside to start up the car.

It wasn’t long until you guys were back at his house, with you being held against his chest as you scrolled on your phone, and him messing with your hair.

“You know.. I really like when it’s just us.” His voice was quiet, planting a soft kiss to the side of your head. “I just felt weird around those guys.”

He sighed and looked at you with semi-furrowed brows, his chin resting on your shoulder. “Let’s stay away from people for a few days, yeah?”

You couldn’t help but smile, nodding and agreeing to his words, planting a kiss on his cheek. “Yeah, I like that. I enjoy when it’s just us too.”

“I think I like you best when it’s just us.” He spoke in a teasing tone, laughing under his breath as he pulled you down into a cuddling position. “Not that I don’t like you already.. just right now I like you even more.”

You rolled your eyes and got comfortable in his arms, looking at him with a small smile. “Now I sound crazy by saying I like you equally all the time.”

“Eh, you’re not crazy. Just a little stupid.” He gave you a cheeky grin, earning a swat to his arm, making him laugh and pout.

“Hey, that was mean..”

[weebsinstash]

Really contemplating the possibilities of yandere Vox but you meet him as his employee

--"this could've been an email" but it's your yandere boss constantly forcing you into unnecessary company Zoom calls which may not be occasionally just the two of you and he may or may not try and make himself look more cool/handsome with some sort of dumb filter or trick of his (and also your coworkers can kinda lowkey tell why they're suddenly getting pulled into calls where your boss is making them cringe trying to make your oblivious ass laugh or something and they all kinda hate you for making their jobs more annoying actually 😅 so then you have Vox potentially being a shoulder to cry on if people are being mean to you--)

Actually, about that office bullying.... something like... you overhear your coworkers in another room or around a corner or something talking shit and making fun of you to the point you start to cry and you turn around and Vox is there watching you totally about to boo hoo baby sob and you like, have to borderline run away from him because you're crying and you're hurting and just want to get away from everyone, but you also don't want to embarrass yourself and make some sort of scene where they'll mock you even more, so you're just, excusing yourself in tears, not even talking to Vox, not even confronting the others.

Here's Vox, just ever so casually popping his head into the room where your coworkers are still mocking you, "hey you guys? :) you're fired! :D and also? Since I own your souls, how about you do as I say aaaaaand go tell Valentino he's allowed to shoot you?" and Vox then goes to comfort you and says the gunshots are "like, a trespasser or something, it's so weird, so, um, anyways, I was thinking maybe you and I could--"

--VoxTek already having or suddenly installing crazy biometric surveillance state level equipment all over their portion of the tower, which includes a security camera in every office/workspace (which of course means there's ESPECIALLY one in yours). This man would be all but drooling over your retina scans, talking about how gorgeous your eyes are, all counting every pore or hair or scale you have on your face in extreme up close detail

--One on one training where if you mention even the slightest interest in something, he's completely indulging you or at least hearing you out. You wanna learn something coding-related? You wanna learn about music production? Oh, you say you have a product idea? And an idea for a commercial for it too? And if you're actually GOOD? If you, at the very least, give him solid ideas to build off of? Now you're getting an even bigger promotion to, say, his executive creator director or something! Maybe he'll invent some new position just for you and absolutely no one in the company will tell you about it because they're threatened with something much much worse than termination if they do

He does want his boo to feel important and special 🥺❤️ like he's a grown man from the 50s, he's older than you no matter what, but especially he's kinda coddling you a little if you're in your 20s or especially young like 18, he's got major cute aggression for you

--You're just in the company break room trying to enjoy your lunch and.... why is the head of the company in here with the normies? Oh, of course it's to sit with you. I can't help but think he probably eats a really shitty, processed, kinda typical modern gamer diet despite having the money to indulge himself, probably does on occasion, but, I can really see him appreciating a home cooked meal and ESPECIALLY if it's by you.

D'ya.... d'ya think he'd just... stick his fork in your lunch... and you wouldn't feel like you could say anything because He's A Fucking Overlord

--Imagine you've been employed like MONTHS before he becomes aware of your presence as an employee and, you started as a barely paid intern or, something real low level, SO low level that, Vox doesn't actually own your soul. So. After several MORE months of buttering you up, really giving you some good raises, some absolutely AMAZING fun times, he's dropping the bomb on you: everyone else at the company has their soul signed over, and you're the only one, and, honey, it's kind of company policy, so--

When I say I would love the idea of Employee Reader just IMMEDIATELY "w wait you wanna... What the fuck do you mean you wanna 'own my soul', why, why the fuck would you-- you know what, nah, I'm, I quit? I quit." And you're literally fleeing the fucking room, potentially having to jump out a window in case Vox has some sort of, lockdown defense mechanism, maybe one to keep angels out, but, you escape, and next thing Vox hears?

"Wait, what do you fucking MEAN 'THEY'RE A SOUND MIXER FOR THE RADIO DEMON NOW'--"

[toxycodone]

Hey Toxy! Sorry for the sudden radio silence on asks from me, but I got nasty icky sick.

Any quick thoughts on the Touden Party (post Falin being revived) with a gn!reader or fem!reader who got sick (stomach bug or flu is okay with me)?

Thank you again! Love your blog!

-Deer Anon. 🦌❤️

NOOOO OMG...im so sorry to hear that i hate. the flu. I had it in the beginning of this year and when I tell you I was DYING. ugh.

Laios

Probably the most visually affected. Literally says out loud "that's awful!!" when he hears you're sick. Bro is not having it

He's not squeamish, so he volunteers to check on you (along with Falin, theyre a duo).

He holds your hair back when you throw up. King

I think he spends a lot of time unintentionally fretting about you. Will you be okay? Getting sick is the worst. He just ultimately feels bad.

I think he tries to distract you by reading or trying to play games. The others have to keep him from you because he's so eager to just hang out and doesn't really think about the reality that hey. you have something infectious!!

Falin

She's genuinely an unbothered queen in the best way possible. Because she doesn't freak out or anything. Falin is just like "okay" and comes up with her game plan

She's good at nursing you back to health but she doesn't overdo it. Falin is really lowkey and honestly an excellent caretaker. She's the one monitoring your temperature and making sure you get enough fluids and she doesn't cringe when you vomit everywhere. Just frowns and gets to cleaning up.

She'll use her magic to help alleviate your symptoms before she goes <3

Marcille

Instantly freaks. Because ew germs and being sick but also like are you gonna be okay?? Marcille wants to like consult every medic in town before Falin reassures her its cool

Marcille makes the best herbal tea for you...since Falin has you covered with the magic, Marcille focuses on her home remedies and such.

SHE WOULD DO YOUR HAIR. It's an act of love. Usually people don't think about that but having icky hair when you're sick is the worst and Marcille won't have it.

Chilchuck

Oh I know he's immediately thinking of a lecture. He wants to go to you and tell you about how he told you so and you shouldn't have pushed yourself

But when he sees you he just sighs. You look terrible (affectionately) and he just feels super bad. Chil presses his hand to your forehead and tsks and immediately starts doing the mental checklist of what he'd do for his daughters when they were sick

He kinda chides you, but ultimately he settles to change your bedding when it gets too sweaty and make sure you're getting some sort of bath/shower.

He also does that dad thing where he comes into the room and just looks at you when you're sleeping to make sure you're good

Senshi

SENSHI THE GOAT IS MAKING AN IMMACULATE CHICKEN SOUP FROM BONE BROTH HE MADE PREVIOUSLY AND STORED. He is so real.

He doesn't pressure you to eat and just like, makes sure you're at least drinking the broth to get your strength up.

I also like to think he'd attempt to make the Orc medicine he learned while living with them too, just in case. Even small doses of that could hopefully get you feeling better.

But he's helping Chil with the sheets and washing dishes and such. Senshi also stays in the room with you when he has down time during the day and will read you pa

Izutsumi

Eh...do not expect much from her. But she assists the others in the background. Mainly by helping Senshi or Chilchuck take care of you.

She could probably tell you were sick like the day before and avoided you or mentioned you having a strange smell.

But when she hears you're sick she's like :/ "called it"

When no one else is there she "begrudgingly" sleeps at the foot of your bed. It helps you with the chills but also when you have a fever you're really warm

(She probably also gets sick then you have to help her out since its "your fault" hehe)

[crackedpumpkin]

𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 | 𝟎𝟔 |

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“Tell me again why I need to come down?” You ask, exaggerating a loud sigh of annoyance. 

You can practically hear the way Cole rolls his eyes over the phone. “Zane asked me to call you down since he’s busy. Wouldn’t want to leave him hanging, would you?” 

The call had come before class started, just as you entered and placed your bag down in the empty seat beside you. To your surprise, Cole’s name appears on the phone screen. It’d been a couple days since you had dinner together after losing a bet, so receiving a call from him is lowkey a(n) (unwelcome) surprise. 

Upon picking up, a husky voice greets you with the barest of formalities before practically ordering you to come to the monastery after your lectures. As much as you hate to admit it, you blushed a little at his voice before clearing your throat and firing back a mean remark because c’mon, who said he could use animosity against the sun as an excuse to be rude to you?

“Unfortunately for you guys, I’m not so free as to travel all the way to the other side of Ninjago City on a whim.” Someone moves in the corner of your eyes, turning to see the girl who returned your wallet to you the other day wave sheepishly. 

You move away the bag, allowing her to sit down in the now-empty space. “Hey,” You greet her quietly, pulling the phone away from your ear and covering the mic while ignoring whatever Cole’s saying. 

“Hi,” She whispers back shyly, “It’s me, Holly.” She adds, noticing the quiet struggle you’re having trying to remember her name. Exhaling in relief, you smile sheepishly at her. “Don’t worry about it,” she says softly, turning to take out her materials and prepare for class. 

“You there? Hello?” 

Whoops. He’s annoyed now. 

“Yeah, I’m still here. So at a cafe then? I’ll text you the location. Okay class is starting soon see you bye!” 

“WHAT THE FU-”

You end the call in a hurry, pressing the red button just as Cole’s loud cry of protest starts. 

Placing it on the table, you pull out a notebook from your bag and some stationary before finally turning back to Holly who’d been minding her own business. “Sorry about that.” She tilts her head with a chuckle. 

“It’s fine,” She dismisses it easily. “I’ve heard rumours about this professor though, he always gives loads of group projects. My cousin told me writing a blog is a compulsory assignment.”

Dismay sets in at the thought of having to come up with writing an entire blog by yourself, slumping back in your seat with a loud groan. “Maybe it’s not too late to drop out of the course.” Your muttered words draw an unexpected laugh, taking unbridled joy at seeing Holly dissolve into a fit of giggles. 

“Mood. But hopefully, it won’t be that bad. Maybe we’ll even get partnered up!” The thought of doing the project with someone you at least know cheers you up somewhat, sitting up in your seat with mildly renewed energy. 

“I’ll get this straight. I have an attendance requirement of 75% - blame the university, not me. As long as you let me finish my lesson, I don’t really care what you do in class as long as it isn’t disruptive. Lastly, there’re extra credit assignments you can take in the course material.”

The professor enters with prominent dark circles around her eyes, scanning the people in her class before plopping down at her desk with a steaming cup of black coffee in hand and a laptop in the other.

Just as she finishes speaking, you notice a couple of students open their laptops and put on muted videos of Subway Surfers with their eyes still on the professor. She doesn’t seem to care at all like she’s mentioned earlier, taking a big swig of her coffee before she continues.

“I’m not contactable outside working hours because I have a life, but I’ll get back to you when I can. Additionally,” She pauses, looking around the room with a scrutinising eye. You stare at her blankly, waiting for her to continue. The tip of your pen barely brushes against the thin paper of your notebook, mildly taken aback by how aloof she is.

“Some of your relatives who’ve attended my lessons might’ve told you about my assignments. I’d like to make it clear that I’m changing it up this year. The first project you’ll be doing is starting a business. As long as you demonstrate that you understand the basis and foundation of all the stuff I’m teaching, the business can be about anything.”

The projector flashes for a moment, showing the bright screen of her laptop where she’d already pre-assigned partners beforehand. Your name appears next to Holly’s. Both of you turn to each other with excited grins. 

“Now, who’ll volunteer to be the TA?” 

The utter silence that falls over everyone should’ve been the first warning sign. It’s only after Holly pokes your arm with a pencil that you realise everyone’s looking at you. The professor follows their gazes, patiently waiting for you to respond. 

Just perfect.

Holly’s guilty smile suggests that she wouldn’t have volunteered on your behalf even if you are beginning to be friends. So, you lift your hand begrudgingly with a resigned sigh. “I volunteer as tribute.” 

The professor nods in approval, blinking almost owlishly as a realisation of sorts dawns on her. “Have I told you guys my name yet?”

Maybe it’s not too late to drop out after all.

— — — — — 

Musketeer [ 02:07 PM ]: has sent a location

Musketeer [ 02:07 PM ]: see u at 3

Cake Enthusiast [ 02:07 PM ]: are you srsly expecting us to rush down rn

Musketeer [ 02:08 PM ]: not rn but also dont u have dragons???

Cake Enthusiast [ 02:08 PM ]: yes and

Musketeer [ 02:10 PM ]: wowur so funny hahahhahahahah

Musketeer [ 02:10 PM ]: /sarcastic

Cake Enthusiast [ 02:11 PM ]: remind me why we have to be soulmates again

Musketeer [ 02:11 PM ]: we cld always not be

Cake Enthusiast [ 02:11 PM ]: thats fair

Musketeer [ 02:11 PM ]: anyw see u at 3

It’s been at least a month or so since you both found out you were soulmates, but neither of you had properly acknowledged what to do. After all, it’s awkward any time one of you brings it up even slightly as if it’s a tacit agreement to swerve around the topic. 

Through the banter and snarky remarks, there’s always an underlying question of ‘What are we?’ that haunts your conversations. Even now, you’re running away from it through text. Through text, of all things. Sure, you’re a coward, but you didn’t remember it being this bad.

Are you friends? Acquaintances? Enemies? 

It’s difficult to put a label on it, especially since he hasn’t revealed anything about his feelings towards the whole soulmate thing either. You’ve already made it pretty clear how you feel about it, but it’s almost unnerving how he hasn’t tried to address it either.

The closest label you can slap on the weird relationship between you is probably frenemies? You’re not entirely sure why you’re trying to define what you are even now, but the uncertainty of everything is slowly getting to you. 

It’s ironic how you’d always criticise webtoons and romantic movies for never communicating, yet it’s the exact same thing you’re doing right now. Wow. You truly are pathetic. 

You lift your head at the sound of your name being called. A sudden coldness presses against your cheek, shocking you out of your thoughts as you flinch away from it. Holly greets you with a warm smile, handing you the bubble tea she’s just held against your face.

“You looked kinda out of it. You didn’t even hear me call you.” Aiming the sharp tip of the straw at the cover, you swiftly poke a hole through it and take a long, slow sip. 

“Sorry,” you say through chews, the rubbery texture of the brown sugar pearls giving you something to focus on. “I was thinking about our project.” You can’t have anyone find out about your situation, especially not the students in this school. 

She brightens up at the mention, taking out her phone. “Right! I was thinking about it too! Would you like to meet up another day to brainstorm and sort it out?” She turns the screen around to face you, your name prominently displayed in a new contact.

You enter your number quickly on the screen, pressing call. The phone in your hand vibrates, her own number appearing at the top. “Sorry we can’t do it today, I’ve got an appointment.” 

“That’s okay.” She seems to not mind, shrugging it off easily. “I’ve got something else on too. My mom needs me to stop by the grocery store to buy some stuff for tonight.” She stands up from the seat. “I’ll text you the details and ideas.”

“Sounds good.” You wave her off, watching her leave with a smile. Holly doesn’t seem so bad. She’s nice, and pretty friendly too. The best part is that she’s never once asked you about the ninja either, even after overhearing your phone call this morning.

You pull out your phone and save her number, adding a little smiley face next to her name. It’s been a hectic day, but knowing you’ve got a potential friend in Holly makes it a bit brighter. With a final glance at the door where she exited, you gather your things and head towards the café, feeling a bit more optimistic about your project.

The walk there is about ten minutes according to Google Maps, though navigating through the roads is tricky. Kids on bikes delivering newspapers scare you at almost every turn, barely managing to avoid getting run over if not for their bells acting as a warning signal. 

At least the weather isn’t so bad today, you muse with a smile, enjoying the breeze. If not for the sudden appointment to meet, you would’ve probably gone to the park to find any stray cats or dogs to play with. 

Does he like cats?

Maybe not. He seems like a dog person. But then again, he does have a vibe that would draw cats to him. You could put it to the test perhaps. Damn it. You should’ve set the park as the venue to meet. 

The visual image of you picking him up and shaking him vigorously to use him as a magnet to attract cats and dogs makes you snort in pure amusement, only for your laugh to die down when you turn the corner. 

A jeep is parked right outside a jewellery store, where glass shards litter the sidewalk. The sound of rambunctious laughter fills the air as masked figures shove bags filled with necklaces and bracelets lined with glittering gems into the jeep’s open back. 

Your heart skips a beat, eyes widening at the sight of the chaos. One of the robbers, a hulking figure with a crowbar, leans casually against the shattered glass door, smirking as his companions continue their work.

But it’s not the robbers or the wreckage that makes your blood run cold. Among the masked figures is one that stands out—a familiar lean figure cloaked in dark clothing, a distinctive mask hiding their features. You recognize the thief instantly, the same one who’d caused a fiasco at the museum not too long ago, making off with a priceless artefact right under the noses of everyone. The memory of that night flashes through your mind—the smug glint in their eyes, the familiar gadget on their hand that caused a sinkhole….

You pause. Now that you think about it, if it wasn’t for them, you wouldn’t have figured out Cole is your soulmate. So in retrospect, every moment of turmoil you’re facing with the acknowledgement of your fear and cowardice is their fault.

Now, here they are again, caught red-handed in yet another heist. The thief moves with an effortless grace, tossing a heavy bag into the jeep before turning back to the store. Even from this distance, you can sense the arrogance, the thrill they take in outsmarting everyone around them. Your hands clench into fists at your sides, a mix of anger and determination bubbling up.

What are the odds of running into them again? And why here, of all places? Your mind races, torn between the urge to call for help and the reckless impulse to intervene right then and there. 

As you edge closer, careful to avoid stepping on any glass shards and pressing your back to the wall, the thief’s head turns slightly, as if sensing your presence. You freeze, holding your breath, hoping to remain unnoticed.

The thief pauses, glancing around with narrowed eyes, but the robbers' loud banter covers any noise you might have made. Well, that is, until you get so caught up in the moment that you forget your phone isn’t on silent. 

“JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN-”

“Motherfucker-” You mutter, scrambling in a panic to silence Cole’s call. Your chest practically collapses from the shaky exhale after, before holding your breath in a sudden wave of panic. 

A quiet crunch echoes through the street, the sound unnaturally loud in the stillness. Slowly, you look up, eyes widening at the sight of the thief standing right outside the store, the other robbers gathered around. 

For a moment, you lock eyes—or at least, you think you do, through the mask. An awkward silence hangs in the air, thick and heavy. Your tongue darts out, licking your suddenly dry lips as you desperately try to find a way to escape from the situation.

“So…A great day for robbery, am I right?” The stuttered laughter that tumbles past your lips twists your insides into a nervous knot. Lifting your hand, you gesture to the group. “Carry on then, as you were.”

Silence continues to plague the next few seconds, already severely regretting even opening your mouth at all as the robbers behind the thief glance at each other with uncertainty. The thief studies you closely, their piercing gaze stopping when they widen their eyes. A spark of recognition flickers in the air, and you swear you see the thief's lips twitch into a smirk beneath the mask. 

The audacity of this bitch-

Just as you decide to drop your stuff and book it, a familiar voice cuts through the air. "Hey! What’s going on here?" You whip around to see Cole rounding the corner, eyes narrowing as he takes in the scene. 

Relief washes over you, knowing you’re not alone, but it’s quickly replaced by a renewed sense of urgency. The robbers have spotted him too, and you can see the tension in their stance from recognising the ninja, readying to fight or flee.

Cole, they’re armed!” you shout, moving to his side. “I think,” you add quickly, correcting yourself. The masked thief’s gaze lingers on you for a second longer, before they turn to the jeep, making a split-second decision.

He shoots you a quick glance, his voice low and steady. “Stay back,” he warns, already moving in front of you. His stance shifts, ready for a fight, his eyes locked on the thieves. “This isn't your lucky day,” he calls out to them, a hint of a smirk playing on his lips as he sizes up the situation.

“Let’s go!” the thief orders, their voice sharp and commanding through the distortion filter. The robbers scramble, abandoning the last of the loot in their haste to jump into the jeep. Engines roar to life, tyres screeching as the vehicle speeds off into the night, leaving behind the shattered jewellery store and a trail of broken glass.

“Wait, that’s not how it’s supposed to go-” 

“Shut up and go after them!” He yelps, caught off guard by your forceful grab of his wrist, practically dragging him to chase after the car. “Summon your dragon or something! I don’t know,” you say desperately through rapid pants, the jeep getting further away with each passing second. 

“I know what to do!” He retorts with a scoff, making the swift decision to tug you toward him, scooping you up in his arms before doing a front flip. His dragon materialises in an instant, roaring loudly as it flies after the jeep. You blink, the nausea catching up in an instant as you press yourself against his chest, his shirt gripped tightly in your hands.

Slow, deep breaths, you chant to yourself. The moment of weightlessness when he’d suddenly grabbed you was terrifying. It wasn’t the heights or motion that had your stomach churning, but more of the loss of control of your senses in that split moment. 

Either way, the musky bergamot scent on his collar mixed with the weird presence of vanilla icing helps calm your racing heart down. “Are you done sniffing me yet?” Your eyes snap open, shifting into an upright position in an instant as you shove him away. 

Clearing your throat, you focus your gaze on the jeep that’s a few feet ahead. “Can you go any faster?” 

It takes a second for him to respond. “Yeah.” Your clear refusal to turn around and reveal the mortifying shade of red that colours your entire face. You don’t even turn that red when you drink alcohol or exercise. 

“Really though?” 

His sudden question makes you turn, the offended tone in his voice making you momentarily forget about the heavy flush in your cheeks. “You just had to use that song?”

The moment when your phone rang loudly pops back into your mind, grinning widely with all embarrassment long gone at the reminder. “Can you blame me though? It was perfect. I don’t even have to tell who it is when I pick it up.”

“The band made an appreciation song once,” he sighs, shaking his head. “Whatever. What’s got you so worked up about them anyway? I can just let Kai know to take over.” He pauses at your furrowed brows and tightly drawn lips, taking the hint to fall silent and wait for your explanation.

“The one with the mask… They’re the thief I ran into at the museum. The one who stole the scroll and made a hole in the ground.” His eyes widen at your explanation, inhaling sharply through his teeth with a wince. “That’s why we have to catch them. Isn’t that your job, anyway?”

He shoots you a glance, rolling his eyes. “Yes, that is my job. One that I don’t get paid too well for, by the way.” You blink, the corner of your lips turned down into a sceptical frown.

“Don’t you get sponsorships and stuff? Zane told me about how you guys were models for this protein bar.” 

“Don’t even start,” he groans, tilting his head back with an exasperated huff. “I couldn’t go anywhere without seeing the posters.” The dragon swerves to make a hard right, and you almost fall off the saddle if not for his quick reflexes.

“If you wanted to get off, you could’ve just asked,” he states in a sassy manner. You’d love to smack the smug smirk off his face, but at what feels like twenty feet in the air, you're not about to take that risk. Instead, you settle for a grumpy scowl, letting his arm act as your seat belt.

Cole’s dragon swoops lower, bringing you both closer to the ground as the jeep speeds away with the stolen goods. You grip the dragon’s saddle tighter, frustration and determination swirling within you.

“Honestly, it’s like these guys want to get caught,” you mutter under your breath, your eyes locked on the jeep. The thief with the mask is leaning out of the vehicle, seemingly unfazed by the height of the dragon above them.

“They're probably professionals,” Cole replies, his tone light but focused. “But that’s what makes catching them all the more fun.”

“Fun?” you scoff, shooting him a look. “You call this fun?”

He grins, the wind tousling his hair as he manoeuvres the dragon with practised ease. “C’mon, you’ve gotta admit, there’s a thrill to it. Besides, you’re not exactly sitting back and watching.”

You roll your eyes, but you can’t deny the adrenaline pumping through your veins. “Fine, maybe a little,” you admit begrudgingly, though your mind is still on the thief.

As the jeep turns sharply down an alley, Cole’s gaze hardens. “C’mon Rocky,” he urges, the dragon barely acknowledging him with a soft growl. His arm tightens around your waist, pulling you closer as it descends. 

Unfortunately, he fails to mention one tiny detail—his plan to dematerialize the dragon upon landing. So, when you both hit the ground and the dragon vanishes, your hands flail, searching desperately for anything to grab onto. Fortunately, his arm is still securely around you.

Well, now it’s more like he’s carrying you by the waist, your legs and arms flailing helplessly in midair. You’re left with an expression of pure, unfiltered defeat as you dangle from his grasp like an oversized sack of potatoes.

“For your information, I’m not enjoying this ninja process.”

He barely acknowledges you with a hum, gently setting you back down onto solid ground. He takes a step back, the earlier warmth of his body heat gone in an instant. You dust yourself off, trying to play off the utter ridiculousness felt from earlier. 

The jeep is heading down the alley toward you both. He readies his stance, eyes narrowed from under his gi (when did he even put on the hood, anyway?). You copy him unsurely, knees bent and arms held up in a defensive stance. “Won’t they run us over?”

He snorts. “They wouldn’t dare. I’m the Earth Ninja! They know better than to do that!”

The jeep doesn’t slow down.

“You might know that,” the loud purring of its engine doesn’t decrease. In fact, it does the exact opposite as it speeds up. “But do they??”

With each millisecond that passes, the confidence in his eyes begins to waver. You take a deep breath, blood rushing through your veins in a roaring symphony. At the very last second, you push him out of the way and crash to the ground, landing squarely on top of him.

As you land on top of him, the thief at the wheel locks eyes with you through the open window. Their smug gaze practically beamed through their mask, even honking a couple times as they stick a gloved hand out the window in a mocking farewell.

Frustration bubbles up inside you, and before you can stop yourself, your fist connects with whatever’s beneath you. Unfortunately, that happens to be Cole’s abdomen. His pained hiss snaps you out of it, and you turn to see his grimace. Deciding not to give him an apology after almost getting the both of you run over, you ignore his outstretched hand in a request for help.

“You said they wouldn’t run us over!!”

He takes a deep breath. “Well,” he starts, looking from you to the jeep, “I was wrong.”

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

He groans as he sits up, the sting of your punch still lingering. “But in my defence, who actually tries to run over a ninja?” He gives you a lopsided grin, though you can sense the irritation bubbling beneath its surface.

You don’t give him a moment to recover. “Them, apparently.” Jittery annoyance fuels your pacing. “Can’t we go after them again? Where’s Rocky?”

“I’d love to, but,” he finally manages to stand. “Someone decided to punch me and leave me winded.”

"Don’t blame me for saving your life," you snap. The adrenaline is still thrumming through your veins, making your hands shake as you shove them into your pockets. "Besides, you’re the one who said they wouldn’t dare."

Cole rolls his eyes, his expression softening when he spots the slightest tremble that you try to hide. "Okay, fair point. But we’ve gotta figure out our next move before they get too far."

You stop pacing, turning to face him. "Right, so where’s Rocky? Or are we gonna jog after them like idiots?"

He glances around the alley, his brow furrowing. "Rocky needs time to recharge after dematerializing, so we’re on foot for now." He catches the look on your face and quickly adds, "But I’ve got an idea. There’s a shortcut through the market district. If we hustle, we might catch up before they get too far."

You let out an exasperated sigh, but you nod, already mentally preparing for the sprint. "Fine, lead the way. But if we end up lost, I’m blaming you."

Cole chuckles, already starting down the alley at a fast jog. "Trust me, you’re gonna love my shortcuts."

As you follow him, the banter between you eases some of the tension. Despite the annoyance simmering beneath the surface, there’s a strange comfort in the rhythm of your bickering. You might not be thrilled about this whole soulmate business, but in moments like this, you can almost see why fate would pair you two together.

Almost.

The roar of the jeep’s engine is familiar to your ears, practically sensing it coming down the last of the twists and turns he’s led you through. “C’mon!” You urge him quickly, sprinting the last few metres to see the jeep turn the corner.

You glare through the windshield at the thief whose eyes widen in pure shock, not having expected you to get there so quickly. Satisfaction makes your heart calm, spotting Cole’s narrowed eyes filled with determination.

He skids to a stop beside you, lifting his arms and slamming them into the ground. The earth rumbles, responding to his will. A crater forms instantly in the jeep’s path. The driver has no time to react, plummeting into it. The jeep flips violently, crashing into the far side. 

A plume of smoke is sent up from the impact, and you begin to approach it before flinching when it explodes right in front of your eyes. Instinctively shielding yourself from the debris, you turn to look at Cole in disbelief.

“That wasn’t me!” He denies vehemently, holding his hands up innocently and shaking his head as the jeep behind you is engulfed in flames. The smell of burnt rubber and gasoline fills the air, onlookers whispering to each other and taking out phones to record the scene.

You take a tentative step forward, sharing a glance with him as you approach the wreckage. You squint through the haze, expecting to see the robbers either unconscious or scrambling to escape.

The embers die down, someone having grabbed a fire extinguisher and extinguished the flames until all that’s left is smoke. But when it clears, you find the jeep completely empty, save for the stolen jewellery scattered in the backseat. The robbers have vanished, leaving behind only the glittering spoils of their heist.

“They’re gone,” you mutter, half in disbelief. Cole steps closer, examining the wreckage with a frown.

“Must’ve bailed right before the crash somehow,” he says, his tone laced with frustration. He turns to you, the remnants of the battle still lingering in his tense posture. “At least we got the jewellery back.”

You nod, though your eyes linger on the destroyed jeep, wondering just how close you were to catching them. The tension in the air slowly dissipates as the reality of the situation sinks in, but the mystery of the robbers’ disappearance only adds to the unease.

The aftermath of it all is pretty straightforward. The jewellery is returned to the store owner, though Cole gives you a stern glare when he catches you discreetly trying to negotiate for a reward. Frowning in defeat, you give up when he threatens to tell Master Wu.

“You’re still a snitch, y’know.” He takes a sip from the bubble tea in his hands. Your bubble tea, in fact. The ice had already melted a long time ago so the drink was already horribly diluted, but he still insisted on finishing it instead of throwing it away.

“Even if I am,” he exhales slowly, his slow strides matching your lazy walking pace. “At least we kind of got a look at them. Maybe Zane can draw a composite sketch. I’ll let Jay know to update the police stations, and for Kai to keep a lookout during his patrol.”

“Teamwork really does make the dream work.” 

“Yeah, I guess we do make a good team.” Your playful grin falters at his response, looking away from him to the buildings opposite. The words held no ulterior hidden meaning, yet the thrumming of your heartbeat distracts you from properly focusing on the conversation.

A moment of hesitation is all he needs to grab your wrist, steps slowing to a halt. Your eyes flit from his hand to his concerned eyes, barely able to breathe. He watches you carefully, lips parting and closing as he tries to organise his thoughts. Finally, he formulates a proper sentence, uttering the exact one you’ve been dreading to hear.

“I think we need to talk. About us.”

Shit.

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[sanjisblackasswife]

Calling Suguru Geto “BabyGirl” (Black Fem Reader)

He just doesn’t get you..he really doesn’t you are the one person to constantly keep him on his toes.

Out of all the people he has managed to read you still remain an unfinished case, you were unhinged like his best friend and always coming up with new ways to annoy your boyfriend, but he still loved you all the same.

“Y/n…” Suguru caught you at your rarest form: relaxed and on the couch reading. You were actually feeling so relaxed because you were on some medication from leaving the dentist so you were a bit more calmer than usual and Geto knew he had to take advantage of this and talk to you.

He sat at the other side of the couch, lifting your legs on top of his lap, and rubbed your thigh. “You feeling okay?”

“Never better, babygirlllll…” Geto squinted his eyes at you, he doesn’t remember when you started calling him that, but it always made his eye twitch. He wasn’t sure if he hated it or loved it considering you always had a cute crooked smile after saying it as if you were trying not to laugh. He sighed, “Why do you call me that?”

You nearly flinched at his question. He almost sounded annoyed and in all honesty you never wanted to make it awkward with you calling him the silly nickname. You’re eyes were the only thing peaking from out of your book look at him and he never broke eye contact. His hair was in a wet messy bun, coming straight out the shower, the cut short sleeved shirt he was wearing was a bit damp and the side of his body was exposed to show some of his tattoos, before you answered you just kept staring at him…and his features were so….

“Pretty.” You muttered, Geto cocked his eyebrow in confusion at you still rubbing your thigh. “You’re so pretty Suguru…and you have such good qualities about you…everything you do is like..so pretty…..you’re just…so…”

“Pretty.”

“Yes pretty!”

You had the cutest smile to him, he could swear that he sees you wagging your imaginary tail being so satisfied with your answer hoping he was too.

He turned his head down and then to his right not facing you to not expose his reddening face. You thought he was pretty? Geto always carried himself well and though he never cared that much about his looks or even how he acted hearing you make such a cute compliment really warmed him.

“Well…” Suguru sighed heavily and took your book gaining him a “Hey!” From you. He opened your legs and plopped his whole body weight on top of you so now your noses are so close they touch. “If I’m baby girl…then I’ll be it…but just know you’ll always be—-“

“YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BABBYYY DODODO UH DODODODOOD UH YEAAAHHHH!” You randomly busted out singing ruining the entire moment making Geto laugh in defeat. Well…at least he got an answer out of you.

Out of HIS baby girl.

A/N: ngl I firmly believe Geto would date a very unhinged, ADHD, weird, nerdy, idk…kinda girl…like a very chaotic good girl. Lowkey keeps him sane.

[misguidedasgardian]

hello! hope your day was well and the watching of the season finale was fun.

here is my rant for this episode lol. i always look forward to your commentary!!

> to start: not jace acting as if ulf and hugh were just regular everyday bastards like no bud, they are targaryen bastards (or at least i think ulf is, hugh confirmed he is). like had their moms been married and had them, they'd have a high claim than both him and his mom. and the projecting is crazy, like baela said, get it together and stand by your mom bro, you have uno jobs.

> daemon is literally a crazy man, like crazier than me on a normal everyday average day.

> also, if we went based on how the succession should've gone, plenty of people have a high claim to the throne like rhaenyra did (baela/rhaena through rhaenys). like many people have the means to challenge her, they just dont have the energy (thanks jaehaerys for not liking women??)

> aemond i swear is a woman beater. like if he is willing to lay a hand upon his sister...imagine if he had a wife and the way he talks down to his mom and helaena is oooo, i'd have him smacked silly. like im so glad alicent interceded for helaena because ... he just lost his damn mind.

> alicent is lowkey wishing she had to put up with aegon at this point (everyone is wishing the same lol)

> gwayne clocking cole was gold and criston cole's smartest line by far was something along the lines of: "perhaps all men are corrupt and perhaps honor blows away like mist in the morning." it kind of goes hand in hand with the quote from game of thrones that's something like "there's a beast in every man and he stirs when a sword is put in his face."

> didn't know we were wrestling in mud today and Tyland is as confused as me every episode.

> the acting kills me every time like no offense because i know i couldn't do better, but like the first episode of game of thrones had better acting like its good in this show but not the best like i swear sometimes they talk like robots or like theyre explaining the plot to us (which alicent did for no reason towards the end like just be evil to be evil. women can be evil too they don't always have to be kind and submissive.)

> these characters have become so unlikeable that i have to dig deep to find ones i like.

> ulf has no table manners and not everyone mentioning they aren't of noble birth but like technically, they are like they're as much royal as jace the only difference is his mom kept him and his grandfather allowed it so he should count his blessings.

> alys is carrying and she makes daemon more likeable and i rather watch them and their friendship than daemon and rhaenyra's weird codependency daddy issue relationship (they are making me hate targcest. matter of fact, all the targayens are making me hate everything about them.)

> helaena gets my cheers because she told aemond who was boss and stuck it to him and proved she has a voice and just chooses when to use it. like im betting she wishes aegon was better because at least he was moldable unlike aemond like you could manipulate aegon to do what you wanted. aemond is a lose cannon that needs to be put out.

> corlys without rhaenys is making me ill because he doesnt care that he abandoned his kids, alyn and addam to start a whole new family and left them to fend for themselves as kids like finish what you started. im sick of seeing bastards left and right and watching their families move on without them like finish what yous started if you can!!

> rhaena's safari quest is like watching an ad for something like if i see her quest again, i might cry.

> season 2= story with no plot

sorry for the essay friend, i feel bad every time you respond to it because its so long, but hey, its the last episode so the rants can become shorter now and less time consuming!!

p.s> otto being locked in a tower when everyone is trying to reach him is so funny.

It's fine, I feel like we all got so much to say, we are so confused, angry, sad, Idk what I'm feeling anymore

>You know what? I'm with Jace on this. Rhaenyra said it herself "they think we are closer to gods than to men, but they say that because of our dragons, without them we are like everyone else", then let's go to Jace, who realises he is a bastards on a very early age, think about the fact that the only way to comfort him, is Rhaenyra assuring him that "you are a Targaryen, that's all that matters", and the only "legitimization" he had was his blood, the fact that he (a bastard) could ride Dragons THAT ONE WAS HATCHED TO HIM ON HIS CRIB, then a war breaks out because of the usurpation, which one of its many "justifications", is that Rhenyra "has no true heirs", and his bastarcy had been called out MANY TIMES BY MANY IMPORTANT PEOPLE, and then.... AND THEN HE SEES THIS "COLLECTION" of bastards like him who can also ride dragons? So yeah, I'd be bitter too, and super insecure, because bastards get KILLED in this world, but I also see your point, but the fact that two of them had the white hair that he does not? dang

>Daemon... yesh, whatever makes you sleep at night dude, like, if you needed an Ayahuasca trip to come to the realisation that you need to support your wife... go for it my dude jejeje,whatever ticklled your fancy JAJAJA

>Yeah but that fizzles because of Viserys was made king... so... no point on resurfacing Rhaenys' claim

>I said it before... they DESTROYED their character, I thought his family was going to be what makes him a great villain, an antagonist even, I DO IT FOR MY FAMILY FOR MY MOTHER WHO DEFENDED ME AND MY SISTER WHO IS AN INNOCENT, why couldn't they keep that in? like in S1E9? it makes it much more attractive, and powerful AND LIKEABLE. I LIKED HIM IN SEASON ONE! i found him such an interesting character! where that was left, idk.

>Alicent is just... incoherent, madder then tripping Daemon

>I found that scene useless and boring, and??? like... why? why there? it was like, they filmed it, they made Criston say some "good" lines (?) and then they didn't know where to put the scene so they just threw it somewhere not to waste it? Why he is recriminating him about fucking his sister (IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? DUMB C*NT) NOW? now after like four chapters since we know him? (and he found out) no sense

>Like I said, they cut out two chapters, so m guess is that it was part of something THAT MADE MORE FUCKING SENSE? hahaha I found it weirdly likeable (more at the end)

>I have nothing to say about the actors actually, they are fine to watch I guess, they are victims on this

>They have nobody sacred, they destroyed Alicent, BUTCHERED Aemond, (because despite what TG has to say... TEAM GREENS ARE THE VILLAINS DUDE (in the books), and they manage in season one to actually have fans that are TG!!! and people who enjoyed their characters!!! I could get behind cult Alicent, because she had nothing else so she turned to the gods, so, I guess that's fine BUT ITS NOT FINE BECAUSE IT WAS FOR NOTHING???

They made TB boring and indecisive, butchering them too?? BORING, IDK, if I was Rhaenyra, Alicent would have been DEAD to me the second I realized what happened... specially after she tortured me, diminished me, bullied me, and put my BABIES in risk for all those years... BUT SHE IS WORTH A LIFE-RISKING TRIP FOR? the septa scene was just straight out of a PARODY (calling it fanfiction is an insult to us) and jsut not speak about this last encounter (GO NYRA, MOCK HER, SCOFF AT HER), but what the writters did to them both, is a crime punished by the gods

>Ulf, I don't even want to talk about that clown, I hate him, but Nyra c'mon, what did you expect?

>I have little thoughts about Alys... I really thought they were going to take her character in a complete different direction, Idk how to feel about her, I like that she could be like a "grey" character, like a Loki of some sorts, like "the end justifies the means", yes I'm going to mentally torture you for weeks, only to make you come to the realisation that you must protect and fight for your wife, like, thanks I guess? jejejeje I'm intrigued of what are they going to do with Aemond and Alys... those trips are going to be... DIABOLICAL hahahaha

>Yes I agree, if they had placed ONE scene with Helaena visiting Aegon... she would have been my top three favorite characters in the season, definitely, what Phia has done with her character (WITH SO LITTLE) makes her worthy of a FUCKING OSCAR, and GRRM said it himself, she is one of the characters who he liked more portrayed then in his own writting so, yeah, PUT HIM ON HIS PLACEEEEE, she was like "fuck around and find outttt" hahah

>Yeah, I thought Corlys was going to pull trough this as a decent man, but what he had done and will do? motherfucker, that's all I have to say, you did not deserve Rhaenys, nor those kids, and his house will collapse in front of hiseyes. (I hope they give Addam the place of his brother in the story taking the lead on House Velaryon) Corlys (like Otto) deserve everything that's coming their way, I wrote it on HOTW, he and Otto sank their teeth into a Targaryen of their choice, and they ripped them apart.

>Yeah, Daemon in Harrenhal all over again, It doesn't help that I don't like her at all, look, I'm not the prettiest doll in the store, but I don't like to "watch her", and thinking about what will happen in the Essos crossing, adding to the fact that she will claim a dragon, infuriates me and hasn't even happened yet, she is behaving like a spoiled brat and just... she bores me, Daemon I get it... (FOR SOCIAL REASONS I'M KIDDING), Baela is hanging by a thread, they must give her something to do besides having scenes with Jace. I enjoyed her scene in moondancer, but like the Rhaenys' scene... was for shock value, and not that important to the plot...

>This was all over the place, I just keep writing and writing this and something else always comes up

You know what? i was so fucking angry, about to go to bed angry, and this actually helped me to "put my idead in order", I really hope you can read this noonie! really, I was all over the place, and this somehow soothed me.

HAHAHA Otto! where is he? can't imagine where... he said he was going to the Tyrells? so I don't know who he could have crossed on his way there since they send Tyland to Essos (in the leaks they say it was gonna be him dealing with the triarchy). I enjoyed that part, they gave the triarchy faces, and that gives them a depth that... I weirdly liked.

MUAHAHA

[hyunglinesprincess]

BTS Dick Analysis

Hey y’all! So this is my first ever post and I’m lowkey nervous but it’s ok. I want to start writing various things but for now I’ll start with stories my dirty mind comes up with lol, once I get for comfortable I’ll start taking requests. So, for this first post I’ll do a BTS Dick Analysis (haha starting off strong). I’ve seen a lot of these and I’ve found them interesting so I thought I’d join in on the fun. So enjoy!💜

WARNINGS: Lewd words, descriptive words of male genitalia

I don’t own any of the gifs!!!! (I’m not that talented)

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Kim Seokjin

OF COURSE THIS MAN IS PACKING! Don’t you remember his only scandal. No but seriously Seokjin looks and acts like he would have a big dick. I would say he’s one of the biggest in the group. I think he’d be well above average when fully hard (around 8in don’t @ me) I also wholeheartedly believe he is really thick, like second thickest in the group thick. The general shape of his cock is straight, no obvious curve or big vein, just smooth and pretty even from base to tip. But his BALLS are a whole different story (bro wtf?) I feel like his balls are really big lol. Like in the pic below you’ll see his balls are literally begging to be free. 🫣

Anyways moving on

Min Yoongi

I believe 100% that this man has a THICK cock ok. He might not be the longest but whatever he lacks in length, he makes up for in girth. Also I’m a big believer that Yoongi has a slightly curved dick. Not curved to the side I mean curved upwards. So he’s just really digging in there lmao. I also think his cock is so soft and pretty, like I feel he would be very aesthetically pleasing naked.

Jung Hoseok

Hmmm where do I start with this man? THIS MAN IS A GROWER BRUH! He’s lowkey the type to pretend to have a small dick but when he pulls down his pants whew child good luck. I feel he’s like around Jin’s length maybe like 1 1/2 in shorter. But he isn’t as thick as some of the other members. I feel he’s pretty average in terms of thickness but BUT, he does have a veiny dick. I think he have a lot of veins everywhere and one big vein on the underside of his shaft with his cock is slightly curved to the side.

Kim Namjoon

Ok maybe I’m a little bias when it come to the hyung line because I 100% believe Namjoon has the fattest cock in BTS. I have multiple reasons ok. One, he is a big boy so that leads me to believe that everything about him big. And two, he just exudes that big d energy. He nice, funny, talented, kind, smart, and HUMBLE. That’s the recipe for big dick energy. Also he has at least 2 big veins on his cock when fully hard. I don’t think he has a very noticeable curve but I think it’s slightly curved downwards.

Park Jimin

(aww look at his smile🥺🤎)

I just know some of y’all are gonna hate me for saying this but I think Jimin is average🫣. Now average doesn’t always mean small ok, when I say average I mean like 5 or 6 inches. That’s not too bad tbh, some women and men can’t handle more than that so that’s perfect. But I do think he has a thicker than average cock. His cock isn’t even all the way, it’s slightly skinnier at the base and gets thicker as you reach the tip. Plus I think he’s super clean and soft so I think he’s really smooth and shaven down there (including his hole for you know, dessert).

Kim Taehyung

TAECONDA! This man is so big he competes with Jin. I thinks he maybe like half an inch shorter than Jin. But oml he’d most definitely be curved upwards so beautifully. Like he’d make a tummy bulge when he’s inside ahhh. Anyways, his dick would be pretty tan tbh, his skin is nicely tanned so why wouldn’t his dick be. I also think he prefers to let his pubic hair grow to an extent. Maybe just a little bush on top but not around his balls and hole (he’s lowkey a switch).

Jeon Jungkook

(awwww look at his smile and his adorable bunny teeth)

Plz don’t hate me when I say this but Jungkook is not as big as people make his seem ok. I think he around 7 1/2 inches and fairly thick. Nothing too drastic just a nice big wholesome dick (lmao what am I even saying). But I do think his tip his huge. Like that shit would need so much lube before going into whatever hole. Also he apart of the smooth boy club. He’s nice and waxed everywhere because he’s a SWITCH ok. I don’t want any of that “Jungkook is a dom daddy” nah bitch this man can take dick better than most girls ok. I SAID WHAT I SAID!

Okie guys I hoped you enjoyed my weird and perverted word vomit. I’ll try to get to another OT7 fic, soon but college and work are kicking my ass so it probably won’t be soon lmao. But anyways yeah I hope you enjoyed reading this, and I hope you guys will keep reading. Byeee

(AGAIN I DON’T OWN ANY GIFS, ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE OWNERS)

[stars-tonight]

hey, i'd like to request a long romantic matchup:)

i'm a demiboy, he/they, would like to be matched with a guy please

ideal partner: someone protective, maybe a tad bit jealous, someone who's always by my side. kind of "best friend" lover, where we have a lot of fun and make fun of each other lmao

about me: sarcastic, kinda lazy at times, likes to tease others, but kind, i dont ever want to be mean. i get comfortable with people very quickly, i adapt easily. usually gets called the funny one in the friend group (not only by myself i swear), kind of protective, i like to take care of others

hobbies: drawing (i'm terrible at it), exploring the town on my skateboard, creating playlists with questionable titles, slowly learning to play volleyball and getting better at it

love language: physical touch (giving), acts of service (receiving)

ideal date: something chill but fun, would love for them to teach me some volleyball and as an exchange i could teach them something about skateboarding. also let's grab ice cream or a pizza (or both) while we're at it

i like cats and hamsters, my mbti is entp, i hate majority of horror movies

that would be all i think, take your time and thanks in advance:)

could i be 🐮 anon??:))

headcanons

🥛 you can't tell me atsumu isn't the protective-jealous type

🥛 especially before you started dating

🥛 literally every time you talked to someone he deemed "threatening" (which is rare honestly because he doesn't think anyone can hold a candle to him) he'd stop whatever he was doing and glower at them

🥛 during the relationship if someone's ever hitting on you he'll just come up behind you, sling an arm around your shoulder, and just look at the person with a big smirk on his face

🥛 let's just say he can be very scary when he wants to be

🥛 deems himself your "protector" against all evil (things AND people)

🥛 i think atsumu could never date (at least long-term) someone he isn't also great friends with

🥛 (i personally think this is--as it should be--the case with all haikyū!! characters bc how you gonna date someone you can't be friends with)

🥛 he can also be sarcastic and snarky toward others

🥛 honestly finds it attractive (he'll call it "hot") when you take care of him

🥛 he's not used to being taken care of or babied so he'll probably think it's kind of weird at first but then he'll just call you cute

🥛 will challenge you to a drawing competition because he says you're not good at it so winning will be easy

🥛 but ACTUALLY he's even worse

🥛 atsumu does not have an artistic bone in his body and you can't change my mind on that

🥛 you'll probably compete to see who can create the weirdest playlist names

🥛 loves to teach you volleyball

🥛 will probably show off his skills and laugh about how cool he is

🥛 he'll want to learn how to skateboard so he'll look cool

🥛 but he'll definitely fall off and skin his knee (wear kneepads guys)

🥛 he'll get scraped somehow and then he'll probably just start crying

🥛 is it out of pain or embarrassment? he'll claim it's neither

🥛 lowkey melts any time you touch him

🥛 he'll probably try to do things for you like cook

🥛 because osamu can cook well so of course he can too!

🥛 (actually ends up almost burning the house down)

🥛 also good that you hate horror movies because can you imagine atsumu watching a horror movie?

🥛 that cool image just evaporates when he screams like a little girl at the slightest movement on screen

runner up for you was kuroo tetsurō!

A/N: there you go 🐮anon, i hope you liked it!

[unethicalmorals]

After chapter 22 I've been thinking of Domestic au Pink

He definitely wouldn't be as awful as he is in tsitd or leitd but he's still definitely. Something. That should probably visit a psychiatrist.

Also Pink teasing Bishop for his crush on Lucky introduces the possibility of Pink world's worst wingman AKDJ

I do think in domestic au Lucky would've caught feelings first (he lowkey stalked Bishop like- why do you know this man's schedule Lucky🤨🤨🤨 why do you know his favorite hang out spots he didn't tell you that🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 why do you know which apartment window is his🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 Lucky tries to excuse himself so bad- "Well you're bound to notice these things when jumping across buildings all day!!" Robin just goes "uh huh. Sure" all Lucky can do is go >:( at her) but he was at least a bit more subtle about his feelings (not applicable to Robin, Max, and Captain 1.0, who clocked him immediately) Bishop on the other hand- is so fucking obvious about how he feels and Pink is the FIRST person to point it out to him. Pink was ON HIS ASS the moment he noticed Bishop's eyes linger on Lucky a lil longer than what would be normal

Pink takes matters into his own hands once things aren't moving fast enough- he needs to support his bestie‼️‼️‼️‼️ (Bishop does not agree with the bestie statement, he does not HATE him in domestic au but Pink Freaks him out more than he'd like to admit) what better way to get them to confess than to lock them in small rooms together‼️‼️‼️ Trip Lucky so he falls into Bishop's arms‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Pour water on Bishop when he's wearing a white shirt so Lucky can get a glimpse of what he COULD have underneath‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ This plan will work efficiently he knows it‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

The worst thing I think Pink would do is just straight up send Bishop porn of actors who look like Lucky- Bishop will literally just be minding his buisness scrolling through.... whatever social media is relevant in the 2500's and he'll get a text from Pink that's like "Hey! Check this out!" And he opens the link and it's just "TINY BRUNETTE TWINK GETS RAWED UNTIL HE'S GAPING" and Bishop almost throws his phone across the room, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Bishop literally just screams at Pink the next day because what the fuck is his Problem. Do not fucking send shit like that to him. And Pinks like oh okay 😃👍🏽

And then the next day Pink sends him videos of people who look like Lucky AND Bishop and Bishop just. 👀 he had a very normal reaction to seeing someone who looks similar to him Pound someone who looks like Lucky into a mattress. He had a very normal reaction to someone who looks eerily similar to Lucky lock someone who looks eerily similar to himself into a mating press and cream pie them. He had a very normal reaction-

(Pink does point out.... Bishop COULD block his number at any point..... and yet.... he doesn't :3c)

Pink also starts doing the same to Lucky at some point but instead of just straight up porn he fucking scrounged his way through Male Whimpering audios on YouTube and sent Lucky and video that sounded even remotely similar to Bishop. Lucky is nowhere near as confrontational as Bishop but he did see Pink the next day and go "Hey. What. What the fuck😃" anyways uhm don't look through Lucky's private YouTube playlist 😁😁😁😁 there is nothing suspicious in there at all👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 Lucky does NOT listen to the audios and fantasize about what he could do to Bishop to make him whine like that. He DEFINITELY did not start looking for porn of people that look like Bishop and Pink DEFINITELY did not supply him with any of that (what Bishop doesn't know can't possibly hurt him right????? Yeah...... it's fine- definitely-)

Pink cannot help but have the most evil smug expression when he sees Lucky and Bishop walk into the coffee shop hand in hand one day, and his plan worked. He's a genius. Honestly, he should do this more often. This was an excellent experiment. Pink is so cool and smart UGH, he should try this with Captain (good luck trying to find porn actors that look similar to you Pink)

Anyways on a different note I like to think Bishop is just so fucking cringe about his crush on Lucky. He's not AS protective of him in domestic au but he absolutely has dumb knight in shining armor fantasies about him its so dumb Bishop is so dumb. He finds out about Lucky's parkour stunts and he's immediately in his head like OUGH. WHAT IF LUCKY FALLS FROM A BUILDING ONE DAY, BUT I'M THERE TO CATCH HIM IN MY ARMS AND I, HUSKILY, ASK HIM IF HE'S OKAY AND LUCKY SLOWLY NODS WITH HOODED EYES AND AS A REWARD WE MAKEOUT UGH. And then he like. Actually thinks about it for a bit and he's like hm. That's kinda cringe actually I'm not gonna think about that what is wrong with me-

Wrench fucking hates that he can tell whenever Bishop is having his savior fantasies because he'll look over from the counter while at work and will see Bishop sipping his coffee with the DUMBEST MOST DOPEY-ASS LOOK ON HIS FACE and then he will shake his head to snap himself out of it and bury his face in his arms out of embarrassment, as if there was someone in the coffee shop reading his mind in that moment. Wrench wants to fucking punch him stop being CRINGE in his DAMN SHOP. LEAVE. IF HE WANTS TO SUCK FACE WITH LUCKY SO BAD DO IT‼️‼️‼️ DONT SUBJECT HIM TO HIS STUPID FACE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ FUCK HE ALREADY HAS TO DEAL WITH PINK'S CAPTAIN FANTASIES HE'S NOT DEALING WITH BISHOPS AS WELL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ LOOK THERE'S LUCKY HE'S HEADING TO THE PARK SO HE CAN SIT IN HIS FAVORITE TREE GO FOLLOW HIM YOU PIECE OF SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ RAAAAAAAAAH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(Wrench has built up a habit of throwing cups at Bishop whenever he sees him fuckin fantasizing in the corner, he has had ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!)

Anyways :3333 I like to think Lucky is roommates with Robin, Max, and Captain 1.0 in domestic au- its easier to pay rent with 4 people!!!!! (Lucky cannot fucking have Bishop over ever they will tease him to no end the moment Bishop leaves)(Robin cannot have Wrench over either they will also bully her the moment Wrench leaves but this time it's more like. Why are you with him he sucks)

I like the thought of Wrench and Lucky just having unexplainable beef in domestic au too. Do not let them be in a room alone together they will tear each other apart. Don't even let Lucky look at Wrench because his first immediate instinct is to grab the nearest object and throw it at Wrench as hard as he can (objects have included, a large rock, his own coffee, a tea pot, an actual fucking Squirrel, a cooked fish, a fucking snake-) Lucky wants to hunt Wrench for sport so bad..... he wants to GET him so bad it's unreal and nobody knows why outside of Wrench is kinda annoying sometimes

Lucky being literally the nicest little guy ever (with little shit tendencies) until Wrench gets involved and he's like "I need to fucking attack this guy RIGHT NOW I need to beat him up I need to stuff him into a meat grinder kill him now" (Rabbit is fully on board, she helps Lucky bully Wrench its how they bond)

-Watcher

DOMESTIC AU PINK!! YEAHYEAHYEAH

(The only place where he's somewhat,,, normal and,,,,,, okay-ish,,)

I want to study Pink, he's so silly, what a funny guy :)

Watcher,, your mind is ginormous-- holy fuk!!

Pink being the worst wingman ever,, LIVING FOR THIS (and in the end Bishky still get together 🤭🤭 Pink is such a GREAT guy!!)

YESYESYES Bishop is absolutely going to make himself sick worrying over Lucky so much! He's gotta make himself feel better by making up little fantasies where he saves the day! 😌💚🧡

I would say poor Wrench but he doesn't really deserve it huh? 🤔 Having Pink chatting non-stop in his ear about Captain while watching Bishop fantasize over Lucky all day is the least we can do as punishment for his crimes in other AUs !!! 😊

YES!!! Roommates!! 🥺🥺 (Poor Lucky, can't bring Bishop over,, guess he's gotta either sneak him in or crawl on over to Bishop's place!! ^^) ((Robin puts up with so much,,, honestly 😔))

Okay,, I know you said domestic au for the Wrench & Lucky beef, HOWEVER ☝☝☝ consider the following 👇👇

(ft. a lovely movie from our magma canvas~!)

[weebsinstash]

consider; multiverse shenanigans with a spider!reader where they make some offhand comment about how their heat/rut is coming up soon and they'll need some volunteers to cover patrols while they're down and half the society is like 'o damn that sucks, yeah i can swing a tuesday' and the other half is like 'your WHAT is coming up???'

and it turns out that a decent chunk of the multiverse has no idea what a/b/o orientations even are and it somehow just got totally lost in translation until that very second that this was a thing. what do you mean omega???? what the fuck do you mean you just thought i was a really boring smelling beta?????????? y'all motherfuckers are SNIFFING PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

now consider a miguel that is not from an a/b/o verse hearing about this and doing a little research to figure out exactly what a heat/rut is and just getting sucked down a rabbit hole and going feral for the idea that you're going to be in a highly suggestible and vulnerable state for nearly a WEEK and he's going to miss it!!! he didn't get invited!!!! what the fuck!!! the man spends a solid 48 hrs immersed in really bad multiversal porn and comes out the other end hungover and weeping that he nearly missed out on this

so he takes it upon himself to do a little rearranging, some scheduling, some scheming, and lo and behold you find yourself stuck in this crappy half-built nest in nueva york with miguel, who has no real idea how he's supposed to actually perform for you while ur like this and is just making it up as he goes- and totally ignoring the cultural and consent issues he's digging up doing this bc its biology right? so its fine? people in ur universe do this all the time, he has no idea why ur complaining just let him help u out jeez-

Some rando Spiderperson intending to be transphobic: --and they want us to accept everyone as whatever they say they wanna be now, as if men can get pregnant!

Reader, without skipping a beat: what the actual fuck are you talking about, my father carried me and my siblings for 6 months

Miguel is just starting to know you and is actively trying to learn more about you and one day you just, I dunno, you two do a mission together and he gives you praise and you just look at him with a big smile 😊 and your ass straight up PURRS for a few moments and he's just like 🥺❤️ gatito... ❤️

The man sees you talking to Jess and Peter B one day and O'Hara is watching from a distance because he's, awkward and not sure how to approach you, and suddenly his super hearing can pick up someone in the room talking idly about you, or even explaining ABO stuff to another person. "Yeah, see em over there, holding Peter Bs kid? Those Omega always have nurturing instincts. It's cause they're wired to spit out tons of babies. They're the breeders. They even have natutal pheromones to calm down their mates and friends and children" and suddenly Miguel's ears are burning "youre tellin me my darling might wants lots of little babies running around? Fantastic."

Mexican/Irish and also Catholic Miguel who wants one of those STUPID HUGE families where people have at least 6 kids and it's like "oh a typical Omega pregnancy usually has at least two or three babies in one go and theyre shorter than normal human pregnancies huh? Interesting :)"

Some members of the Spider Society are like "why is Miguel kind of lowkey being a dick to me all the time now" oh well its very simple you see, Miguel read your file and found out you're an Alpha and you share this weird connection and also natural biological attraction to HIS lil honeybee and He Hates You Now. Fuck off out his house and don't let him see you talking to his baby or else

He gets really close to you one day, I mean like physically, or hey maybe emotionally too, and he's hugging you and he gets a whiff of your scent and it's something he can't even describe, something that has a carnal biological effect on his where he just wants to keep holding you and hearing your voice like a drug, like it's oxytocin on crack, and suddenly in true scientist fashion he's researching you, your universe, its history, its medicine, its culture.

Can't help but imagine a Miguel who goes full yandere and gives no fucks about doing what he wants for darling and splices his DNA with Alpha DNA so he can officially claim you as a mate, scenting, knotting, and everything. Lyla gives you instructions to meet him in a specific place and it turns out he's been experimenting on himself and he's deep in a rut and suddenly your knees are getting pushed into your chest and you're getting passionately knotted and filled up by a grunting growling purring Miguel who's leaving love bites and kisses all over your skin, just, his size alone would make him hard to get away from, you don't even need to add Alpha instincts and being able to track your pheromones on top of that 😳

Miguel "just let me 'help you as a friend'" O'Hara who tracked when your next heat was going to kick in and maybe even drugged you so it comes at a specific time and he makes it where the two of you are together or even trapped or something when it happens and, here he is, "oh just let me help you, isn't it hurting" but like. We all know it's because he wants to. Like could you even imagine he's, you know, using his fingers and he goes to remove his pants or free himself or whatever and you're just like "no I'll get pregnant" and he just kind of has a Microsoft error window in his brain because it's like. Oh you'll get almost DEFINITELY pregnant? Guaranteed? You're trying to tell the man you dont want to and instead at least internally he's like "promise? 👉👈"

[redheadlesbianfreak]

Am I fast enough to send you ToS before anyone else for the meme? ;)

You are always the one to send me ToS asks, which is why I love getting asks from you! <3

The first character I fell in love with: Probably Sheena

My ultimate favorite character: Kratos

Prettiest character: Definitely Raine, but even as a lesbian, I cannot deny that Kratos is very good-looking.

My most hated character: Kvar, and then Mithos is a character I love to hate because he's so fucked up.

My OTP: ToS is one of my gen fandoms, so I don't really like it for ship purposes. But my favorite ship is probably Kranna, thanks to all the awesome fan content that was made for this ship.

My NOTP: Once again, not too passionate about this one. But I'll go ahead and say Shelos. I DO ship them, but only unrequited Shelos because I think Sheena deserves better (and I want her to have a girlfriend, sue me). I also don't like Raine/Lloyd because I don't believe Raine would fall for him.

Favorite episode (moment): Oh my god, definitely Colette becoming an angel and Kratos betraying the party. What a way to raise the stakes and really gut the player. That part still gets to me.

Favorite season (act): I have a hard time choosing between acts 1 and 2. Act 1 is great because you have Kratos and you start to understand the horror of Colette's situation. Plus, I love Kratos and Lloyd's relationship. Act 2 is great because you know more about the world, the stakes are high, you get introduced to the rest of the main cast, and you get to explore Tethe'alla.

Least favorite season (act): Probably Act 3. I do like it, but the pacing gets out of control during the final act. So it is brought down.

Character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but I hate: Forcystus seems somewhat popular with the fandom, and I don't get it. Probably because we don't get enough time with him.

My 'you're a piece of trash, but you're still a fave' fave: Zelos, that's an easy one. Kratos also counts.

My 'beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this' fav: How could I not say Colette for this one? Hey game, can you please stop tormenting Colette FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

My 'they're kind of cute, and I lowkey ship them, but I'm not too invested' ship: Zelloyd. I get it, I really do. But I don't think that I can quite see it playing out. I'm also choosing Kratos, sorry Zelos. :/

Here are my takes that I couldn't fit:

Lloyd and Kratos are my favorite relationship; messy parent-child relationships are super interesting to me.

I'm not insanely passionate about Colloyd, but I do think it's cute. I can't see either of them being with anyone else, and I like the childhood friends-to-lovers angle a lot. They are adorkable all the way.

Sheena/Colette is awesome. People tearing down female characters to "prove" one of them is a better fit for the male lead pisses me off. And these arguments are almost always dripping with misogyny. That's one of the reasons why I ship Sheena and Colette (in addition to thinking they would be so cute together!).

[dark-night-star-light]

Spirit Animals: Blood Ties (Reread pt. 3)

DISCLAIMER: WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR BOOKS ONE THROUGH SEVEN.

Masterpost

Chapter 1

Okay, so Meilin was a stowaway on a boat and a caravan.

I wonder if Meilin could’ve tried to climb the bamboo stalks . . . 

Didn’t Jhi live in the forest as a Great Beast? Shouldn’t she know the way out?

Chapter 2

“Abeke was patient with people as well as animals . . . ” (7). There are so many ellipses in this book, like how the last one had so many italics. This is one example. 

“‘We’re going to try scaling the mast again, using Arax’s talisman . . . ’” (7). Why didn’t they use Arax’s talisman during the second mission? 

“‘I thought it was Abeke’s turn to go first,’ said Rollan” (8). Again, this is like how the others were to Abeke at the beginning of Hunted. This is just practice??? It’s just going to get him scolded.

. . . Although I guess it makes sense considering he's probably twelve.

“‘I am sure there will be news of one of the other Great Beasts when we get back to Greenhaven . . . ’” (8). They’re going to Greenhaven??? Why??? 

“They had been on a scouting mission for a week . . . ” (12). Oh okay, so that’s why they’re not at Greenhaven.

“‘What about shadow puppets?’ suggested Conor . . . ‘Sheep puppets!’ exclaimed Rollan, as though he’d never heard anything more ridiculous” (13). Hey, don’t knock Conor’s great idea. It’s actually a solid plan.

“‘I’ll do whatever it takes’” (14). Slay.

Chapter 3

“But at least he’d stopped thinking about Meilin” (17). Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Why couldn’t they have rowed to shore, again? Are they trying to be discreet?

Oh wait, it’s to avoid the fish traps, isn’t it.

Rollan can now see through Essix’s eyes. Slay.

“He wasn’t going to wait around for any more of Conor’s hopeless ideas” (20). Like the puppet one?

“‘Poison! Poison!’” (22). I don’t remember Rollan’s distraction in the slightest.

Chapter 4

“Tarik handed over three small silver coins, carefully chosen to be from Eura, Zhong, and Amaya” (24). Eura for Conor obviously . . . but Abeke and Tarik are both Niloan, right? Also, does that mean Erdas has universal currency? That’s pretty cool.

“Rollan made a rolling gesture with his hand, one way and then the other” (25). The only reason I remember this from my first time through is because we use this one where I’m from, too.

“They traded Amayan and Niloan hand signals as they wove through the crowd” (26). Rollan and Abeke and Conor and Abeke friendships are really taking off in this book.

“ . . . she recognized the look of hate in [the stall owner’s] eyes . . . ” (26). Aren’t they supposed to be avoiding attention?

“The whole place was an enemy camp!” (29). I see we’re back to the excessive use of exclamation points.

Chapter 5

“ . . . Conor felt a twinge of jealousy. The puppets were his idea” (31). He’s not wrong. Rollan knocked his idea, then hijacked it. That’s a bit hypocritical.

“‘I know what you meant’” (34). Conor’s all hey, that’s mean.

I don’t remember Rollan being this mean to Conor . . . 

Wow, Conor gets help from a tiny child. I didn’t remember that . . . 

Chapter 6

Meilin is finally listening to Jhi. 

“How long, she wondered in weary desperation, until they started considering her food?” (39). Can’t she just eat them instead?

“She had lost track of the days” (39). It can’t have been that long, or she would’ve died of thirst.

“There were so many of them, growing fat on the fallen flowers while she starved” (40). Is there a reason she can’t eat the flowers? I know she can't eat the bamboo itself, but the flowers . . . ?

“It was all she could do not to double over and fall piteously to true ground” (42). That lowkey would’ve been hilarious.

“‘My name is . . . You can call me Xue’” (43). Is that not her real name? This is kind of suspicious.

“‘Rat and bamboo shoots’” (43). So you can eat the rats!

Chapter 7

“‘With the enemy . . . ’ Conor started to say. ‘Yes,’ said Abeke quietly. ‘Though I didn’t know it’” (47). Aw, Conor’s still going on about that? I thought this was behind them.

“‘Stop being sorry!’ . . . Conor opened his mouth to say something, probably sorry again, then shut it and nodded firmly” (52). I believe in Abeke and Conor relationship supremacy.

Chapter 8

“‘They do not bond with spirit animals, with or without Nectar’” (54). How is that even possible? Isn't it random chance?

It is at this point that I realized I remember almost nothing from this book. 

The rhino riders seem like a cool concept, but it still makes no sense how they don’t have spirit animals.

TARIK RUNS INTO THE JUNGLE???

Chapter 9

“‘Jhi knows the way?’ asked Meilin. ‘I told her while you slept’” (63). It would’ve been interesting if they had just said that Jhi had her memory from her Great Beast years, because that's where she lived as a Great Beast.

“Other workers were dragging the fallen bamboo back to huge piles that were probably going to be burned” (64). Why aren’t the Conquerors just burning the maze? That would be faster and take less effort. 

“They carried whips as well as their weapons, and used them whenever the workers slowed down” (64). So the workers aren’t Conquerors? Are they slaves?

Jhi! Can! Weave!

“The corporal didn’t keep his anger in check” (69). This guy is hilarious.

Oof, Meilin gets sent away as soon as her father sees her.

“‘The enemy has found us too swiftly for it to be an accident’” (74). So does this mean Gerathon knows where Meilin is and somehow . . . alerted the Conquerors??? How did she alert them? Or maybe she just controlled them into attacking?

Also does that mean General Teng suspects that the Bile he gave to Meilin has negative consequences???

Chapter 10

“‘I am Conor,’ said Conor. ‘Of nowhere in particular’” (80). What about Trunswick? His shepherd home? Eura, maybe? Also, is this the first major sign that Conor doesn’t see Eura as a home anymore?

“Perhaps that would make up for the mess Conor was making” (81). Everyone’s so hard on Conor in this book. Also, the kids should definitely have been prepared for this kind of a situation.

Tarik somehow comes back pretending to be a rhino rider? I don’t remember this . . . also how??? Did he strip a defeated rhino rider down?

“‘I . . . made a mistake,’ said Meilin. ‘I shouldn’t have left, Conor’” (86). Meilin and Conor really should have more bonding moments where Conor isn’t too intimidated to talk to her.

Chapter 11 

“These are no spirit animals! thought Conor . . . ” (91). Then what are they? They wouldn’t attack unless they were being commanded to by a human, right?

“‘Is it just me, or are they having too much fun?’” (93). Someone should write a fic about Tarik and Lishay.

“What if Meilin’s return wasn’t enough to heal the breach between them?” (93). So this is about Meilin leaving, not the Iron Boar?

“‘Toward the sign of the Elephant’s Trunk, see?’” (94). I wonder if the Great Beasts’ locations have anything to do with the constellations . . . 

Chapter 12

“‘Blo doo hi’’ he whispered. It took her a moment to work out what he’d said, ‘So do I’” (98). The way they put quotes around the interpretation is so strange in terms of syntax.

“Sometimes he could be so annoying. . . . ” (99). Rollan and Meilin annoying each other once again reigns supreme.

Is there anything Xue doesn’t have in her pack?

“She hadn’t really ever had any friends before” (104). That kind of goes for all four of them.

Chapter 13

Funny how they slept almost directly under the banana gourd trees.

“‘The flock . . . there was a . . . ’ His eyes fell on Briggan, and he reached out to hug the wolf” (106). Conor’s still having nightmares about wolves???

“‘It’s going to slow us down for sure’” (107). So the snarevine bushes are in a maze around the gourd trees? Can’t they just hack through them, then? Jumping would be faster, though.

“Just thinking of him so far below made her falter” (110). New headcanon: Abeke is scared of heights.

Also, isn’t one of the Ram’s powers a light fall? So even if she falls, she should be okay, right? (I might be wrong.)

“ . . . and she was on her way, climbing back down . . . ” (112). Again, couldn’t she just jump down? The Ram would help her, wouldn’t it?

“ . . . she slipped it over her head and knotted the chain to shorten it” (112). I like that she learns from her mistake. It makes her seem older than she is, though. 

“‘I’ve got four!’ she shouted, tying them up in her shirt and buttoning her sailor’s jacket over the top” (113). This might seem nit-picky, but wouldn’t throwing them over the thorn bushes be better? That way, she doesn’t have to worry about losing them during her jump.

Chapter 14

“‘Hope!’ said Meilin. ‘Hoping won’t do anything’” (114). I agree with her, but it’s funny that Meilin was just willing to collect dung for Xue, but is now willing to cross her.

“If Xue was trying to talk her out of going by not talking her out of going, that simply wouldn’t work” (115). Meilin’s all Your reverse psychology won’t work on me!

Chapter 15

“Both Conor and Abeke simply couldn’t go any faster . . . ” (118). It’s funny how their animals can go faster, despite being on watch for the entire night.

“‘They don’t then bond with a human. They become enslaved monsters’” (120). Wow, I completely forgot what happened when the Bile was fed to animals.

Meilin is definitely having too much fun defeating these crocs.

Chapter 16

“Her throat felt full and tight with unexpected emotion” (126). *wiggles eyebrows*

ALL THE FOUR BONDING MOMENT CAN YOU HEAR ME HOLLERING???

Tarik and Lishay are late??? I can’t remember how they get reunited . . .

“‘I’m on holiday from the Greencloaks’” (131). Xue is iconic for not letting anybody cross her boundaries.

Oop, Tarik and Lishay are back.

Chapter 17

“Only Meilin rode silently. Rollan wondered if she was displaying less enthusiasm than the others in order to make him feel better” (136). Probably.

Rollan’s being passive-aggressive again.

Meilin FELL OFF A RHINO because she was ASLEEP???

“ . . . a snakehead lunged up out of the clear water . . . ” (139). I thought they couldn’t jump??? Lishay said they couldn't???

Chapter 18

I really don’t remember them shooting the elephant priests??? Huh.

“‘Serving Dinesh as a divine being. It has happened often with the Great Beasts, although they don’t encourage it, usually’” (147). Yeah, how come Dinesh is okay with this? Is it because he’s just lazy?

“‘We mean no harm!’” (148). Bro, you just shot three of them.

“ . . . Essix still calling out what sounded like falcon for bad words above his head” (150). Essix is cursing??? In a children's series??? No!

Chapter 19

“‘The Great Beasts and our talismans, we are two sides of one thing, fruit of the same tree . . . ’” (154). So their connection to their talismans is like the spirit animal bond???

“‘I will tell the people who have decided to be my priests to fight with you . . . ’” (154). I seriously don’t remember the priests being fighters.

I wonder if the elephant priests have spirit animals . . .

Ooooooh, Rollan didn’t take the talisman.

Chapter 20

“After their awkward start . . . ” (163). Definitely one way to describe shooting people in the leg.

I can’t remember if Xue appears in battle?

I don’t remember the elephant boulder either??? Well, I’ll add that to the list of things that I forgot about this book.

Meilin is back to her logical self. Slay.

“‘Together, right?’ . . . ‘Always’” (170). A truly sob-worthy moment.

“A huge man stood up on the crocodile’s back. He was armored in red mail, with a fanged helmet that hid his face” (171). How is he standing on the crocodile??? Also, pretty sure that’s not Shane, or maybe it is??? Can’t remember.

Okay, it really is Gar, Shane just appeared to save Abeke.

“The handsome boy who had blocked his own soldier’s attack to protect Abeke might be that reason” (173). Does Conor think Abeke has a crush on Shane???

Also Shane literally does not give two shits about his own soldiers, he protected Abeke, but that cost the soldier his life. 

Chapter 21

“Suddenly the giant crocodile and its rider raged through the line of retreating Conquerors, crushing them under clawed foot without care” (175). Shane and Gar literally do not give two shits about their own fighters and it shows.

“Rollan grabbed Meilin around the waist and yanked her away” (177). Could’ve sworn Meilin was stronger than Rollan?

Xue is here! And! I don't remember this at all!

“‘We will conquer!’ hissed the crocodile’s rider” (179). This is literally so cringe, but it’s okay. At least not every line is like this.

"'Should have told you . . . betrayed . . . the Bile'" (180). Should have told you: pretty obvious what he meant. Betrayed, as in "I betrayed you"? "You were betrayed"? Context isn't clear. And then the Bile is also pretty clear.

“It was not true that a Zhongese soldier never cried” (180). Literally such a powerful line.

“Conor and Abeke hesitated, then joined their hands too, and all four of them looked at each other” (182). What are the mechanics of this? Are all four of them clasping hands? Or is it in, like, a chain? 

Chapter 22

Jodoboda agreeing to fight with the Zhongese is also something I don’t remember.

“‘Just don’t give it away,’ said Conor” (185). HA.

“The left one was a white tiger, but it was faded, as if made by a ghost” (186). So if a spirit animal dies while its partner is still alive, it can still be brought into passive state in this ghost-ish form?

I still want to understand how you can get a dead someone else’s spirit animal. This isn’t ever explained any further, I think. That’d be a cool concept to explore, I figure.

Final thoughts and rating:

This one was a good one. Definitely enjoyed how everyone's backgrounds played into how quickly they forgave Conor. AND THE FIRST BONDING MOMENT BETWEEN ALL FOUR, I loved it, there's just so much healthy communication. I like the (tiny) character development that Jodoboda goes through after the battle, where he allows others to fight with the rhino riders. I like Xue's carefree personality. Also, the tiny show of how Gar and Shane don't care about their own soldiers at all really adds more bad qualities to their characters. Conor feeling negative emotions such as jealousy also help him feel more 3D.

I still think a more interesting way to go would've been to have Jhi retain some of her Great Beast memory. It would've made sense too, given that she lived there as a Great Beast. It would've been nice to get a concrete explanation for why the rhino riders never have spirit animals. Lishay says it's probably because they are all raised with a rhino, but Conor grew up with sheep and sheepdogs, and he still got a spirit animal??? That whole situation feels pretty strange.

Rating: 8/10

[velvett-tearss]

Not To Make Ya Cry — Osamu Miya

summary: You suck at science. Osamu doesn’t. But that never meant you wanted his help.

warnings: gn!reader, cursing, friends-to-strangers-to-friends-to-idk at this point

genre: fluff

word count: 1.3k

a/n: hey… how y’all doing? 😀 lowkey feel bad for disappearing and then dropping this on ya lmfao but I have decided that I simply do not have it in me to do anything at all anymore, hope you enjoy it <3

Most people who've met The Miya brothers could argue that Osamu is quiet and uninteresting, simply because he isn't as loud or as bold as Atsumu.

But, most people don't know Osamu like you do.

Most people haven't seen him the way you have. In fact, most people haven't see him at all.

"Don't be stupid. Why’re ya acting stupid?”

     "Don't call me stupid!" you hiss back, brows furrowed at the boy in front of you. He's standing in front of your desk, towering over where you erase another part your science homework. "I'm trying my best here, alright?"

     "Well, yer best is pretty shit to me." Osamu tells you with a scoff, crossing his arms over his chest. You're too frustrated to think about his response, so you save your reaction for later.

"No one asked you to help me." you admit, scowling as you rewrite the problem. You glance up at him to gauge his reaction. You find it most surprising that once you meet his silvery eyes, he doesn't hold your gaze.

He looks away.

     You swallow down your frustration.

      You don't even know why he's here right now. Osamu's barely spoken to you since middle school, since after he grew up and started gaining attention from playing volleyball. It kind of pisses you off, how he's acting like the two of you are friends.

     "Nobody asked," he admits, shrugging. "But ya looked like ya needed it." His voice is soft, as if to not to rattle you again. You repress the urge to scowl at his words. "'s not a bad thing to ask for help, ya know."

     "I didn't need your help." you tell him, lying through your teeth. The truth is that if it weren't for him, you'd be nowhere near being finished with your assignment. But, you would never admit it out loud.

      Not to him at least.

     "Look, if my lack of interest and skill in science really bothers you this much, maybe you should be at practice." you say, running a hand through your hair.

     He sighs and sits on the seat across you.

     "Or take a seat, I guess." you mumble.

     "Why do you act like that?" Osamu snaps suddenly.

     "Like what?" you ask, trying to focus on the problem in front of you. It's hard to do focus on anything other than him when he's gazing at you so intensely you think there's a hole forming on the side of your head.

     "Like ya don't like me."

      Your eyes jump to his. "What?"

     "Ya heard me." Osamu says, leaning against the table. "Ya've treated me like I'm some annoyin' piece of gum on the bottom of yer shoe ever since I decided to stay and help yer smartass."

     You gape at him, visibly shocked at the question. You toss your pencil on the desk and push aside your homework. There's no use in doing it — you're definitely failing anyway.

"Osamu," you say finally, disbelief wearing off rather quickly. You narrow your eyes at him. "I don't even know you. Why would I hate someone I don't even know?"

      You stare at each other for a moment.

     He's quite ballsy, you decide, to confront you like this after ignoring your existence for so long. It's not that him forgetting about you all together bothers you so much anymore, it's just hard for you to find the reason why he's suddenly decided to speak to you.

     Osamu is a key component in Inarizaki's success. And, if being part of a powerhouse school's amazing volleyball team means nothing to social status, then his vanity is sure to save him.

     You may not be the best at science, but you know a pretty face when you see one. You're certain he's got a list of people who are dying to get a chance with him. It makes you wonder why he's here with you.

And not out there with them.

     "Don't lie." Osamu says coolly.

     You snap your book shut. "'Samu, we haven't talked in years. We haven't been friends since we were in junior high. And the last time you spoke to me was when you asked me for a pencil last year and never gave it back.

     "Why do you care if I like you or not?" you ask, keeping your voice void of any emotion. "I don't even know why you're here. And, it's not the I'm upset, alright? I'm just confused."

     "Look, I'm sorry about all that. I really am." Osamu says, shifting in his chair. "I didn't think it had been this long since I last spoke to ya. I mean, a part of me thought ya'd still be there, with me. And one day I realized ya weren't there anymore."

     Your eyes flicker down in hopes it'll stop the heat spreading across your face.

"And I think I'm a dumbass for it." Osamu adds. "For not noticing ya were gone in the first place. For not runnin' after ya when I did."

He watches as you keep your eyes trained on your lap. It makes him nervous. You make him nervous. After all, it's big leap of faith — him doing this. Even Atsumu, who's a bit more impulsive than his brother, said that talking to you would be a bad idea.

     "She'd want nothin' to do with a scrub like ya." Atsumu had said, bending down to grab a volleyball off the gym's floor. "Ya neglected her for too long. There's no point in pickin' with the past, someone’s bound to… get hurt."

But, Osamu knew it wasn't true because he remembers the way his brother couldn't seem to meet his eye.

     Even if you do think he's a scrub, a jerk, a clown, Osamu doesn't care. He thinks you're worth it. You've always been worth it.

      Your gaze finally meets his. "I... I could've called, too. Checked up on you and stuff." you admit, shrugging. "But I didn't. All the popularity and fans and cameras intimidated me. So I guess... it's not entirely your fault."

"Yeah. I guess that makes two dumbasses." Osamu mumbles almost sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck.

You weren't expecting this from him. At all. "So — just to be clear — you saw me struggling with this stupid shit and decided to speak to me again?" you question.

Osamu scoffs, yet there's no heat to it. "I saw ya sitting there like a dumbass, an it made me wonder if that's what I look like. Made me wonder if my stupid pride is more important than never speaking to ya again."

"And?" you ask, twiddling your thumbs. "What did you decide?"

"I know yer crappy at science, but, shit, I did it know ya were this dumb.” Osamu laughs softly. It's a sound you hadn't realized you missed so dearly until you hear it again.

You can't stop yourself from laughing along with him. "Alright, alright. A normal response would've sufficed, but when have you ever been normal, right?"

He gasps, a grin on his face. "I think I'm startin' to remember why we stopped talking."

     A hand finds its way to where your heart is as you scoff dramatically. And Osamu laughs at you, and then you laugh with him, and suddenly you've forgotten about your awful grade in science and why the two of you ever stopped speaking in the first place.

     Suddenly, it's just how it used to be. You and Osamu laughing at something that won't even be funny tomorrow... only this time it's different.

    Because this time his heart is racing and his palms are clammy. And it scares the fuck out of him, but the way you’re smiling at him and laughing at his jokes makes him forget all about his fears.

note: surprise im back from the dead… how r yall? :-)