#luba headcanons

[faxxmodem]

thinkin about the amanda's law post all morning and going nuts about the state of prosecution in sawtown, usa

so by the laws of the states most often headcanoned as sawtown locations someone prosecuted for killing another person in a saw trap would probably be looking at a charge of involuntary manslaughter - there's a lot of language in these laws about 'reasonable provocation' and 'extreme emotional disturbance' that can be interpreted many different ways, all of which would likely include being kidnapped and put into a death game

now while there might be a distinction between allowing someone to die out of necessity and actively killing them in a trap (simone in pound of flesh versus brit stabbing luba), it would hinge on there being evidence of malice beyond the provocation/disturbance standard--difficult if not impossible to get in most cases due to lack of evidence and the fact that an individuals state of mind is very hard to prove in court

and though we know full well how sawtown metro PD feels about evidence, i think the sawtown prosecutors office might hesitate to go after survivors when they've got nothing to show for the jigsaw investigation except a pile of dead bodies and horror stories on the evening news... not to mention the potential threat of being tested yourself for targeting someone who's been 'fixed'

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

Luba x Reader Headcanons (SFW and NSFW)

A/N: I’m a simp for Luba in the best and worst ways possible. Like, they really could’ve been talking and smoking the whole movie and I would pay money to watch it. This is how I find my peace. Enjoy.

Warnings: smut, angst, spoilers to Mute, food mention

Luba is one of the most sarcastic people out there. They doesn’t give a shit who hears what they have to say.

That’s exactly why when you ran into them at the clerb, you were blushing furiously at his words.

“Honey, what are you doing in a place like this when you could simply be eating my ass? Or sucking my dick. Letting me eat your pussy. Or just fucking you raw.” they asked, leaning against your booth.

Yeah, um, you were hooked from the start to say the least.

Luba isn’t lazy per se, but don’t let this fucker in your kitchen, alright.

“Honey, I smell something burning, LUBA WHAT IS THAT?”

“Dinner, but the pasta isn’t cooking too well, maybe I should’ve added water.”

Yeah, you’ve had to throw out quite a few pots and pans (hehe) due to their lack of cooking skills.

Luba’s very sensitive, even though they seem to tough on the outside.

When they found out Naadirah died, you found them on the ground, sobbing, just in shambles.

Even though they split on a pretty rocky start, they blame themselves for her death, and every year as the anniversary passes, they take the day off to cry on the couch for the most part.

Luba sleeps starkers and there’s nothing you can do to change it.

The first time you slept over at their place, of course he put on boxers barely covering anything, but that’s not the point. You showed up at night once and they were wiping their eyes, and you had to keep your eyes from drifting down.

“Wait, you sleep naked, Lubie?” you ask, coming into their house, staring at your feet.

“Of fucking course, it’s a habit. Come on in, I’ll try not to let any of my pubes get on your robe.

Luba has to work late most nights due to the parlor, and the club. They come home close to 12 most times, worse days are 2 in the morning. You wake up every now and then to them starting a shower, clothes shed in the corner, gone straight into the wash.

They cuddle up to you, hips pressed against yours, hair washed out, blonde curls brushing against your shoulders.

Now, Luba’s a very expressive character, especially when it comes to sex. Whenever they have a new idea, or are horny, they’ll let you know, and it’s not subtle.

You were once sitting on the couch when he stormed through the door and made a simple, but lustful request.

“I need you to get the strap-on and fuck me until I can’t fucking walk, you know the drill.” they purred, stripping their pants off, feet pattering to your bedroom.

Luba’s also quite loud, no matter how much they try. You once had them right under you, purely squirming from your touch. Their dick fell from your mouth, and right as you gargled him, a shot of cum fell across your eyes, their feet crossed behind your back.

Screams echoed across the apartment when you bit their thigh, as the one rule for the night was to keep it in. No matter what. Not even the ball gag, harness, or wrist restraints could keep them quiet. But no matter, more fun for you. You kissed up their thigh, each rewarded by a beautiful whimper, their legs brushing up your shoulders. You hopped on top ( I wanna ride-) and with spit as lubrication, quite unsafe, you slid down, ass brushing right against their knees.

Their eyes rolled back, and as you went back up, leaning over to kiss their chest, their balls clenched again, and the next thing you knew, your pussy was dripping above their face, waiting for the cum to be eaten out of it.

If Luba gets horny enough, they’ll sit right in front of you, no matter where you are, and sit on your lap, grinding against your pussy. You grabbed their chest, fake as it may be, and you kissed their neck, sliding the red dress straps over their strong shoulders.

On more than one occasion, Luba’ll wake up and just eat you out, simply because they want to, not even a thought before that. If they want pussy, they’ll get it. However, unfortunately, they’ve found blood in their wake, having to wake several more days before they get their fix. You just stare at them, giggling at their disappointed expression. He lets you make it up though, as he was fixing you tea, and you snuck up behind him, grinding against their ass, almost spilling both the chamomile and their seed in the process.

As well as that, way more than one time, you’ve found Luba masturbating on your side of the bed, a pair of your panties stuffed in their mouth, moans slipping, even through the fabric.

“God, you’re so wet for me.” Luba said, fingers sliding between your folds.

“Lube, that’s not arousal, that’s discharge, learn the difference before you’re eating clam chowder.” you said, giggling at their confused expression, but gasping as their mouth met your clitoris, licking above the source of your wetness.

Oh, Luba gives fucking amazing head. If it’s not their fingers in your pussy, their head is resting on it, nose swiping back and forth, trying to get you aroused for him.

Luba’s a massive switch, it’s not even funny sometimes, they can be grinding against you in the parlor, hidden from everyone, but as soon as your hand caresses their ass, it’s a wrap. They’ll wiggle against your touch, hitching your leg on their thigh, letting you get off on them.

When you wake up in the morning, and not to Luba’s private kisses or cuddles, you head to the kitchen, and throw together breakfast. It’s something you can do for the both of you, the simple things. He sneaks from behind you, wearing one of your skirts, arms wrapping around your waist, head tucking into your neck, nose cold against your skin. you giggle, and eventually finish the meal, and Luba was being extra clingy, as per usual when they had a rough night.

After you two ate, and you placed the dishes in the dishwasher, now working, it hadn’t been since The Incident (tm). You threw a bath together for them, and let them soak in it. You washed their hair, making sure to get the rest of the hairspray and gel out. You scratched against their scalp, and they moaned out a quiet one, and you smiled at their reaction. They slumped against the tub, and you had to keep them from falling back asleep.

You finished, and had to practically carry them to bed, and they began snoring almost immediately, but made grabby hands as you left. You smiled once again, and slid under the covers with them, sleeping the day away, nowhere better to be.

They’re a very loving partner, and are always there for you, as you for them

[miss-kittys-magical-library]

*ahem* luba likes partaking in *adult activities* in the morning (rough or otherwise) because he has to prepare for work (and also may sleep in). also *sunlight*

God that beautiful platinum hair in the sunlight? And those eyes looking up at you through those eyelashes from under the covers as he's 😳😳

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

What's a Ryne and why have their ring privileges been revoked?

Hahaha! 😅

So this is in reference to my tags on this post?

Ryne is an OC of mine who is the basis for the reader in two stories over on my writing blog: a post-canon Mute fic and my new canon-divergent Bad Samaritan fic.

She has a bit of a temper problem, especially the Mute version of her, mostly toward people that deserve it. So if she had a spring-loaded knife hidden in a ring...so many people would get stabbed. So no matter how neat it would be she's Not Allowed. I feel in my soul that she found one at like a pawn shop or antique shop or something and brought it home and went "hey Luba look at this super cool thing I--" and he'd just "Nope!" and yoink it away. Maybe he'd keep it for himself, just in case though...

[angst-fairygodmother]

*pops head onto desk* hi yes on average how much time does ryne spend with luba and also who cooks. (brain is half cooked egg atm im sleeby)

If brain is egg, go to sleep 💙

I feel like the fact that they live together should mean they spend a lot of time together. Especially since Ryne owns her studio and should be able to set her own hours.

But I imagine her working more daytime, and he still works at Foreign Dreams and, more rarely, the parlor. So it ends up being a few hours of overlap where her day has ended and his hasn't started.

But they also find ways to make other time, like him dropping by to visit while she's working, or her going to the club for a few hours (the only thing she never does is book an appointment at the parlor. That feels like crossing a boundary somehow).

And when they both have a day off, you need a crowbar to keep them apart. (No, not like that. But also yes like that...)

As far as cooking, neither of them is very good at it. They can follow the instructions on something like a frozen pizza, but that's about it. They basically live on resturaunt food, or care packages from Josie's grandma (she sends them stuff on major holidays and important events after realizing that no matter how hard she tries, they're not going to come visit).

[firinniee]

So @hpnonsense has given me permission to use her quotes in my arts so here is the result. (Based on one of her newer post).

Btw my headcanon is tall Rolf and short Ginny and genes are genes. And book robes!

[masc-reader-insertss]

hometown - luba x male reader

(for the movie mute)

y/n and luba both come from traditional families. they were childhood best friends, almost never apart. they were each other's first everything, crushes, kisses, but they had to hide from it all from their conservative families. when luba grows tired of having to hide, they beg y/n to come out and leave with them, but y/n, too scared of the outside world from what he'd been taught his whole life, refused. luba was heartbroken, but they left anyway, and for years the two never saw each other. it wasn't until y/n had no choice but to come out, that he finally began to realise that luba had been right about the outside world. they meet again only by chance when y/n finds himself in the club where luba works, and as soon as they see each other, all the feelings they left behind all those years ago come flooding back.

tw for: homophobia, transphobia, internalised homophobia, violence

i refer to luba with they/them pronouns because that is my personal headcanon

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y/n had always been a timid child. he always listened to his parents, he believed them when they told him about the evils that the modern world tried to push on everyone who dared to enter it, and he always promised he would never their traditional path. his best friend luba, however, was a different story. luba was always a 'problem child' and at first y/n's parents had worried they would influence their child, but y/n still remained his same timid self no matter how much time he spent with his friend, as far as they knew at least. for y/n and luba however, it was a completely different story. while y/n was still the god fearing child his parents had raised him to be, he would always come out of his shell around them. luba was always there for him, and over the years the two grew exceptionally close.

when they were both ten, they both had their first crush, on each other of course. they knew it was wrong, their parents told them so, everyone around them did, though it never actually /felt/ wrong. when they were thirteen, luba confessed to y/n, and y/n tried his hardest to deny he felt anything back for his friend, tried to say it was wrong and disgusting, but he couldn't even get out a full sentence before he broke down in his friends arms and confessed right back, begging them to keep it all a secret. of course luba promised they would, and they both sat their, clinging to each other for comfort.

they were fourteen when they first kissed. they had been laying under the starts on the roof of y/n's house playing truth or dare, when y/n dared luba to tell him their biggest secret, of course y/n was sure he already knew what it was being how close they were, but when luba responded with "i think i love you, but i've been too scared to tell you", y/n froze. luba was never scared. they were always the one to tell y/n to stop being a pussy and just do whatever stupid idea they'd dragged him in to, so y/n was shocked. luba took the silence as a bad sign and sat up, pulling their knees to their chest. "i'm sorry.. i shouldn't have-" for the first time since they'd know each other, y/n was finally the one to initiate something as he sat up and pulled his best friend into a kiss, closing his eyes as they shared their first kiss together. when they finally pulled away for air y/n looked back at luba, reaching out to hold their hands. "you know we can't tell anyone about this. we'd be exiled.." he murmured. luba reached a hand out and cupped the side of y/n's face, stroking his cheek gently. "one day we won't have to hide anymore" and as much as he wanted to, y/n just didn't believe it.

when they were seventeen, they'd been dating in secret for three years. in that time, luba has come out to y/n as nonbinary, and while at first y/n didn't quite understand, he supported them from the moment they'd told him. it was only a few weeks out from their birthdays, they'd only been born a week apart, when luba suggested they run off together. "we wouldn't have to hide anymore, out there they embrace people like us" they had reasoned, but y/n wasn't convinced, while he loved luba more than anything, his parents had always taught him to fear the outside world, and it still stuck with him. "i just don't think it's safe out there.. you know what everyone says. all that technology, you have hide away just to get some peace.." he looked down at his lap and began to play with his hands before luba spoke again, and what they said made y/n freeze. "isn't that exactly what we're doing here?". they were right, y/n knew that, but he was still so scared. "i'm sorry, i love you but.. i can't move there. i just can't" luba knelt down in front of y/n, taking his hands in theirs. "aren't you tired of having to live in the shadows like this?" they motioned to the barn they were currently stowed away in, and y/n shrugged, staying silent. "we wouldn't have to hide who we are anymore, isn't that what you want? you can't seriously tell me you actually enjoy having to come here just so we won't get lynched, right? if we leave, we'll never have to do this again. we can go out on dates, like normal people do-" y/n abruptly pulled his hands away and stood up, tears filling his eyes. it was all so overwhelming, he wanted to go, but he was so scared. everything he'd ever known was here, and if he left he'd never be allowed back. "but we're not normal- we never will be.. we- we're wrong. that's what everyone says about people like us. we're disgusting" he stepped back when luba tried to grab his hand again, beginning to shake as he grew more and more upset. he didn't really mean what he said, he was just so scared he didn't know what else to do. "you're wrong, people like you.. they're sinners, they're disgusting- you're disgusting, my parents were right, you tried to turn me- make me think this was okay, boys kissing other boys, boys like you pretending to be something they're not" y/n was nearly sobbing at this point, and when he saw the tears in his friends eyes he couldn't take it anymore. "leave if you want, but don't come and see me again" he whispered shakily, rushing out of the barn in tears. he felt disgusted with himself, not because of who he was, but because of all of the disgusting hatred he'd shown the person he was in love with. he wanted to scream, he wanted run back and tell luba how sorry he was, and that he was just so terrified at the idea of leaving behind everything he knew, but all he did was lay there, sobbing into his pillow that still smelt like luba from the nights they were able to slip in through the window and lay with him.

when it was luba's birthday the next day, y/n woke up to his parents frantically asking if he'd seen them anywhere, and he broke down again. they were gone, y/n knew that, and they left thinking he hated them, when it couldn't have been anything further from the truth. luba had left letters, one for their parents and one for y/n. in their letter to their parents they came out, and explained that they wouldn't ever be back, y/n was grateful they hadn't left in any details about their relationship, though at this point he began to wonder of it would be better for them to know, he wouldn't have had to debate leaving with luba if he didn't have a choice. the letter they had left to him was short, and y/n couldn't get through it without bursting into tears.

dear y/n

part of me wants the believe you didn't actually mean any of those things you said yesterday, but i know how good these people are at making you believe whatever they want. i have to believe deep down you don't mean it, i don't know what i would do if you actually did feel that way. if you ever change your mind, you can always try and find me, but i don't know how long i can make myself wait for you, i know if i never see you again i have to let you go or i'll end up coming back, and i can't ever do that. i'll always love you, and i'll never forget about you, even if i have to move on.

love, luba

y/n kept that letter with him everywhere he went, for years he held onto it even when it became tattered at the edges and rain water had made a few of the words bleed off the page. he could never let luba go no matter how hard he tried. he still always thought about them, and more than once he'd planned to run away, though he'd always ended up backing out when he became too nervous. when he was twenty five, he didn't have to worry about making the choice anymore. he still loved luba, but he'd tried his hardest to move on. josef, someone y/n had known since they were boys, though they'd never gotten close, was like him. he'd discovered one night when they were out in the fields, tending to sheep. it was dark out, only a candle giving off a small glow as they sat on the hill and watched over the sheep to make sure nothing came out to get them. they'd been talking when all of a sudden josef lent over and kissed him. y/n was stunned at first, but he quickly relaxed into the kiss, and that night they made love on that very hill.

that was the start of their secret relationship, and for months it went by unnoticed, until the night y/n's whole world was changed. josef was a married man, a family man, though he would take off his ring whenever he and y/n would make love. this night had started out like any other they spent together, both of them wrapped in each other's loving embrace after the passion that had been shared between them. y/n was still only half dressed when they both heard footsteps coming up the hill, someone coming to tell josef his wife was in labour, and before they could ever break their kiss there was a loud gasp. josef pushed y/n away, and y/n fell back, looking up with wide eyes as josef stood and began to spew hatred at him, claiming that y/n had forced himself on him and that josef wanted no part in it. of course, everyone had believed him, he was married and a father after all, and within days, y/n had been kicked out with nothing but a suitcase and the clothes on his back.

with the little money he got from selling anything of his that he could, y/n was just able to find himself the cheapest apartment possible in berlin, and without even a bed to sleep on, y/n spent his first night in the city curled up and sobbing on the floor. work was nearly impossible to get when he was so new to all of this technology, and y/n was slowly becoming more and more worried he'd end up on the street. it was a last resort, but y/n knew he was running out of options. he'd seen an ad for a bartender at some bright flashy club, the name of which he never could remember, and he walked in to apply. it was instantly overwhelming, people everywhere, bright flashing lights, half naked people dancing up on stage, and music so loud he could hardly hear himself think.

y/n looked around aimlessly as he took everything in, and a sudden voice behind him startled him out of his trance. "you look lost, you're new out here aren't you" y/n froze, he'd never thought he would ever hear that voice again, and part of him thought his mind was simply playing tricks on him, but when he turned around and saw that he had not been imagining it, he nearly fainted. standing right in front of him, the person he'd never stopped loving. he could see luba was more than surprised to see him too from the way they paused and looked at him like they'd seen a ghost. y/n finally broke the silence as he said "you look different", motioning up to their highly styled white hair. luba laughed, y/n could see tears in their eyes as they grabbed his hand and motioned for him to follow them.

as soon as they were outside luba threw their arms around him, and y/n hugged back, resting his chin on their shoulder as they clung to each other just like they had the night they first confessed to each other. "i never thought i'd see you again" they whispered, pulling back from the hug only to cup y/n's face and kiss him so hard y/n lost his breath. when they both pulled back, y/n just looked at luba with such adoration in his eyes, even as he finally spoke up. "i'm so sorry. i never should have said what i said all this years ago, i swear i didn't mean it. i was just- so scared. everything i'd ever know was back there. i should have just ran away with you, i should have stayed with you" luba shook their head, stroking y/n's cheek while they took his hands with their free hand. "i know you didn't mean it.." they whispered, and y/n let his head hang as he spoke up again. "they kicked me out.. i have nothing" he spoke with such sadness in his voice that it broke luba's heart to hear it, and they shook their head, pulling him close. "that's not true, you have me, and i promise i'll never leave you again" they pressed a kiss to the top of y/n's head as they both stood there clinging to each other. they'd spent so long apart now that being together was a dream come true. it had taken him loosing everything, but y/n had gained back the most important thing he'd ever lost, and he'd go through it all again just to be with them.

[the-pherenike]

🎵 𝟓 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞

Hi there guys!! I thought I’d propose to all of you this Challenge called 5 Songs Challenge 😎🎵

𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩?

This challenge is focused on selection of one or more favorite Anime-Manga/Cartoons/TV Series Characters or about yourself too.

Once you did your choice, you should select 5 Songs, inspiring you to their/your personality, their/your background or even your music taste.

An example?

I’ve chosen Codename: Kids Next Door’s Member of Sector Z and each song I selected for them is focused on their personalities and my Headcanons about them (you can find my personal Headcanons regarding Sector Z here).

Anyway... here we go! 😎

𝙱𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚎 (𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟶.𝟷)

Falco - Der Kommissar

The Knife - The Captain

Billy Idol - Rebel Yell

Gary Glitter - Rock & Roll (Part 1 and 2)

Miss Luba - Sanctus

𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 (𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟶.𝟸)

Loreena McKennitt - Samain Night

Adrian Von Ziegler - A Celtic Tale

Giorgio Moroder - Chase

The Chemical Brothers - Galvanize

I’m Sill Here (Jim’s Theme)

𝙰𝚜𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚢 (𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟶.𝟹)

Limp Bizkit - Take a Look Around

No Doubt - Hella Good

Garbage - I Think I’m Paranoid

Skin - Faithfulness

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚢 (𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟶.𝟺)

Adamski - Space Jungle

The Chemical Brothers - Got Glint

Alan Price - O Lucky Man!

Alan Petty & The Heartbreakers - Runnin’ Down a Dream

Daft Punk - Around The World

𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 (𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟶.𝟻)

Erykah Baduh - The Healer

Fugees - Ready or Not

P.O.D. - Youth of The Nation

Kelis - Milkshake

Dr. Alban - Look Who’s Talking Now

So... have a good challenge to Everyone!!

✨💜🎵🎶💜✨

#5SongsChallenge

[robertsheehanownsmyass]

Sheehanoween!

Hello my wonderful fellow Robert Sheehan stans. Here are all the results from my 400 follower Sheehanoween event, including the short multi-chapter story, The Mists of Culloden.

The event has ended. Thank you all for your submissions!

Gif Prompts list

* smut, **really smutty, ***filthy smut

Nathan Young

Thanks a Lot, Kelly (Nathan Young x Reader angst)

Breaking Eggs*** (Nathan Young x Fem!Reader smut) 

Tip your Bartender (Nathan Young x Reader steamy)

Fireball** (Nathan Young x Fem!Reader smut)

Rend Me in Two*** (Nathan Young x Fem!Reader smut & angst)

Stealth Fucker*** (Nathan Young x Fem!Reader smut)

Happy Birthday’oween (Nathan Young x Fem!Reader fluff)

Champagne Buzz*** (Nathan Young x Fem!Reader smut)

Loose Threads (Nathan Young x Fem!Reader silly)

Klaus Hargreeves

Into the Woods** (Klaus Hargreeves x Reader smut)

Homeward Bound** (Klaus Hargreeves x Fem!Reader smut)

Vladek Klimov

Vakker Sorg (Vladek Klimov x Fem!Reader angst)

Sacred Sites*** (Vladek Kilmov x Fem!Reader smut)

Seized (Vladek Klimov x Reader violence/conflict)

Sean Falco

Wake Up Call** (Sean Falco x Reader smut)

Breakfast* (Sean Falco x Fem!Reader steam)

Thunderclouds (Sean Falco x Reader angsty fluff)

Darren Treacy

Mo Shíorghrá (Darren Treacy x Reader fluff)

Jack (The Messenger)

Distorted Verses (Jack x Fem!Reader angst & fluff)

I Spy (Jack Fem!Reader (kinda fluffy, teensy bit of angst)

Snowed In (Jack x Reader angst and fluff)

Luba (Mute)

Ethereal Creatures (Luba x Fem!Reader steam)

Five Times*** (Luba x Fem!Reader smut)

Tom Natsworthy

Not Today (Tom Natsworthy x Reader violent/conflict fluff)

Spice is Nice (Tom Natsworthy x Reader fluff)

Quickening (Tom Natsworthy x Reader fluff)

AU!Rob (AN: I don’t do RPF smut anymore; only fluff or PG headcanons)

Cast it Off (AU!Robert Sheehan x Reader fluff)

The Mists of Culloden

A four-part ghost story with AU Rob. A bit spooky with some steam and some fluff, but no smut.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four (Finale)

I hope you enjoy it as I’ve put a ton of love into it, so if you do enjoy it, please consider reblogging.

As always, thank you for following my weird little blog and I hope you have fun when you visit. Cheers!

© Robert Sheehan Owns My Ass

[misskittysmagicportal]

a lot of characters are on the quickly growing list of spicy headcanons, so let me egg on with the fact that luba still in fact pole dances, and he will gladly join in on the peach ring (or any fun food item) train. circus peanuts suck

I don't know if I have ever seen a dude pole dance, but he's got the fucking body for it because it's slim. Or I like to always refer to it as "lithe." 👀 But to A-YO or Dancin in Circles

[inessencedevided]

Once you're done with the entire show, could you maybe do sorting for all the characters? I usually know the house for each character, but I have literally no idea with The Untamed. WWX for example I can equally see him as a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff and my brain hurts trying to decide.

First of all: I'm so so sorry anon! This took ages to answer! I hope you're still out there to read this! I started answering ages ago and then trailed off because I had to think about it. So here goes:

Thank you so much for this opening! I LOVE sorting non-HP characters into Hogwarts houses!! And for some of these, I’ve already done so in my head ages ago :D

Disclaimer: I’m mostly going off live action canon here, but will make some comments about the novel from time to time.

Disclaimer 2: Obviously, these are extremely subjective. If anyone disagrees, I would love to hear your counter arguments! I love discussing these things!

Wei Wuxian

GRYFFINDOR!

I know you said you weren’t sure but in my book, he’s a textbook Gryffindor. I’m not saying he doesn’t have Hufflepuff or Raveclaw traits (his sense of justice and his “out of the box thinking” kinda genius come to mind), but those aren’t the main drive of his actions imo. WWX follows his confiction and he often does so without even considering a second option or a compromise, especially before his death. And he is not afraid of deviating from the law or societal expectations to do so. This alone could also make him a Slytherin. The reason I wouldn’t place him there is the way he acts very much in the open. He doesn’t try to bring about change by quietly working in the background. He openly calls people out on their bullshit, even when it is clearly to his disadvantage and might just come back to bite him in the ass. Imo, WWX is a brilliant example of how a gryffindor might be driven to doing some very questionable shit given the "right" circumstances.

Lan Wangji

Now, he’s a different story. I have a lot more problems sorting him, maybe because he is not our point of view character. And he's the reason why it took me so long to answer this ask. My conclusion might be controversial, so let me work up to it. Slytherin? His most slytherin trait, imo, is his determination and drive, which I think stems, among other things, from a desire to prove himself. However, I believe his main reasons for this were family loyalty and (somewhat headcanon territory) the rejection he must have felt at his parents absence. And I don't see him as cunning either, as that always carries a certain level of deceitful intent, even if it's not malicious. And deceitful? That's one thing lwj certainly isn't. So, Slytherin is not a good fit for him. Ravenclaw maybe? He is certainly very intelligent, but that intelligence is more due to his studious nature and his focus, imo. And wisdom and out-of-the-box-thinking are not traits I would associate him with, especially in his younger years. So gryffindor then? He is certainly brave in many ways. He is enduring and stubborn, both gryffindor traits. But he also someone who takes his time to arrive at decisions, unless he is under extreme emotional duress (losing his mother or the love of his live). His bravery, to me, seems to be deeply rooted in his deep deep devotion. He goes through extreme, long lasting pain for the few people he holds close to his heart. In the end it all comes down to his heart, his loyalties, his devotion. Ironically, even more so in the book than in cql. And that loyalty, that steadfastness, that devotion is extremely hufflepuff.

So here you go:

HUFFLEPUFF! (There is no yellow:/)

(And now I really wanna write that AU :D on first glance, lwj would make such an unusual hufflepuff, with his cold and aloof behaviour. I want to play with this idea now!)

Lan Xichen

HUFFLEPUFF!

Aaaahhh! Now I really like the idea of the twin jades of hufflepuff. :D and Lan Xichen is a bit more obvious right? He certainly has the intelligence of a ravenclaw, but his defining characteristics are his devotion to his duty, his kindness, his fairness and his willingness to carefully consider all sides. A hufflepuff to boot. No wonder, I love him so much.

(And now I can't help but imagine lan Xichen, welcoming his little brother at the hufflepuff table, beaming with pride. And later, making sure that they eat at least 1 meal per day together because he knows his brother doesn't make friends easily, even in a house as theirs. Until there's a certain rebellious and bright eyed gryffindor, with a penchant for DADA ...)

Jiang Cheng

He, too, gave me a hard time sorting him. Ravenclaw, I discarded immediately. Gryffindor came next. He's definitely brave in his own way. Going on after the devastating loss of his entire family is brave beyond anything I can imagine, but his motivation why he did it, I believe, was a mixture of family loyalty and his competitiveness and drive to prove himself worthy. Thise are hufflepuff and Slytherin traits, respectively. I would tip the scale towards the latter, simply because his inner conflict is so defined by his feelings of inferiority, his feelings of never living up to his parents expectations. He's in that weird place of being both extremely privileged and emotionally neglected. It reminds me of Draco, come to think of it. So, my favourite angry grape, I'll place in ...

SLYTHERIN!

(He's even rockin' the snake aesthetic already :D)

Jiang Yanli

With her association with cooking and motherly love she seems to be a rather obvious hufflepuff. She is certainly brave, too, enduring her family's near destruction and moving on, or standing in front of her adoptive brother and defending his place in her family and in society. But again, it's very much tied to the people she loves. So yeah,

HUFFLEPUFF!

Nie Mingjue

The jock to end all jocks and still he's got a heart of gold. He's kinda the cliche gryffindor and I can't find a reason to not place him there. So *head barely touches him*

GRYFFINDOR!

Nie Huaisang

SLYTHERIN!

If the twist at the end didn't happen, I'd have placed him in Ravenclaw, as it is, he is such a quintessential Slytherin and also, just ... my favourite kind, especially in cql, where he just fuvjs off to paint his fans and leaves others to do the heavy lifting. He got what he wanted, revenge for his beloved older brother. It reminds me a bit of Horace Slughorn (minus the people collecting). He doesn't want to be at the top. He just wants a comfortable enough life and the possibility to reach his very specific and not at all mainstream goals. A legend. (In mdzs, where he becomes chief cultivator, he's still a Slytherin, albeit a slightly less interesting one.)

Wen Qing

Now, she is another hard one. Another fiercely loyal person (although that's a common trait in mdzs/cql), she also had to show incredible resourcefulness to survive and still stick to her principles throughout her life. But to mention that she invented and su subsequently performed the first core transfer in history. (In the book, it is specifically mentioned that the essay on this subject was written by her). In short, this woman is s genius in her field and forward thinking and incentive. All of those are textbook Ravenclaw traits. So, with her we have ...

RAVENCLAW!

Wen Ning

Puh, he is hard. I know, with his timid behaviour and gentle nature, hufflepuff comes to mind BUT ... he strikes me as a neville. As in, his bravery lies in the fact that his own insecurities hinder him constantly and yet he overcomes them every day in a hundred small ways. He is brave precisely because he is afraid of so many things. And, like Neville, when his sense if right and wrong demands it, he takes a stand. His rescue of wwx and jc extremely dangerous circumstances and the core reveal come to mind. So, even though he probably argues with the hat to place him in hufflepuff, I'll place him in ...

GRYFFINDOR!

Jin Guangyao

SLYTHERIN!

Do I have to explain this?

Luo Qingyang

I know, she's a much more minor character than the others but I love her and this is my post, so she's in it. Do i have to say it? I hate to be the "Gryffindors ftw!!!"-one (as a proud snake), but yeah, Nie Mingjue was goddamn right when he said that she's got more backbone than half the cultivation world combined. My queen snapped and removed herself from the narrative and I love her for it!

GRYFFINDOR!

Let's get to the juniors:

Lan Sizhui

Now, maybe the hufflepuff does run in his family because I do think he belongs there, too. His defining characteristics are shown to be kindness, fairness and filial piety, even though he also has a mischievous streak and does not shy away from confrontation when he thinks his warranted (politely defending "Mo Xuanyu" in front of the Mo clan comes to mind). So yeah

HUFFLEPUFF!

Lan Jingyi

His brash and outgoing nature would make him a good gryffindor fit, certainly. However, the trait I associate with him the most is his nonconformity and that in a sect where that is highly unusual. He might not be as much of a social butterfly as Luba, but he still reminds me more of the kind of eccentricity associated with ...

RAVENCLAW!

Jin Ling

Now he's hard. Maybe because he postures a lot though that's something that's true for a lot of these characters. He tries to imitate his uncle but has non of the trauma to back it up, though he is an orphan and,in his position, probably pretty lonely which leads to the kind of breakdown we see him having over his confrontation with the person who killed his parents and he can't even really blame and so he just... crumbles. And non of that really helps me in my search for a house for him. I don't really see him as a Slytherin because while he loves to posture and play his privileges, he mostly crumbles under pressure and I don't think there's conviction behind it. He's certainly not sly either. Rabenclaw? Nah. I see neither outstanding amounts of eccentricity or wisdom. Gryffindor? Maybe. He's certainly impulsive. And he displayed bravery both in Yi City and even more so in the Guanyin temple where he had to face the fact that one of his uncles, the men who raised him, would kill him to achieve his goals. Still, what left the biggest impression on me was how, after his own world had just completely changed, he send his dog away because wwx would fear him. And how he then tried to get his uncle to talk to wwx. So I'd tentatively go with

HUFFLEPUFF!

Ouyang Zizhen

Another hard one because we don't know him very well in canon. But what we do know is that he is very emotional (passionate one might say) and has no qualms going against his father in a fit of teenage rebellion. I love him for it but that's not that much to go on. Both of these point to gryffindor however, so that's where he goes. :D

GRYFFINDOR!

So ... that's where I'll leave it. I know I missed the Yi city arc but it's getting late and I'm tired. 😅 If anyone wants to add them, feel free!

Congrats of you've made it this far down! :D

Please, do come and discuss these with me!

[seanfalco]

SFW headcanons for Luba: A, H, T?

A - Affection (how affectionate are they in day to day life? Do they show affection publicly or keep that more in private?)

Surprisingly affectionate.  He loves giving and receiving simple gestures of affection and nonsexual intimacy in his domestic life like hugs from behind, massages, and just cuddling/gentle intimate caresses; anything that makes him feel loved and wanted for more than just the sex.  He’s also not afraid to show affection in public.  With his lover he’s usually got his arm wrapped around their waist or draped over their shoulder and he isn’t afraid to pull them into his lap or kiss them, not caring who sees.

H - Hugs (do they like hugs? What kind of hugs do they give?)

He doesn’t like hugs from just anyone, only people he’s really close with.  When he hugs he folds you into his arms, and it’s gentle and warm.  He also likes giving hugs from behind, resting his chin on your head or shoulder.

T - Together (how clingy are they? How long do you two spend together per day on average)

Luba’s not really all that clingy, he’s often busy with work and knows you have your own stuff going on, so he’s pretty independent during the day, but when you both get off of work for the evening or have a day off together that time is sacred to him and he doesn’t want any distractions, so be prepared for him to demand your full attention.

[ sfw alphabet list ]

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

Masterlist

DISCLAIMER PLEASE READ: MOST OF MY SMUT WAS WRITTEN WHEN I WAS UNDERAGED. IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, DO NOT READ MY WORKS. 

This is my full masterlist, and it will of course be subject to change as I move on with each of my works. Feedback is greatly appreciated, and my requests are always open!!

A Fanfiction Rant I Would Like Ye’ All to Read

Something I Had to Say

A Bit o’ Craic

Summary of Our Group

My Brain on Evangelion

suck my dick gendo ikari

Me at My Absolute Feral-ist

im on my hazbin bullshit (AKA what you’ll hear if you talk to me right now)

Mitsuki I was Rooting for You WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU

this but with a lot more anger towards bkg bc i was upset at him more than i am now (kinda a mess)

aka why bkg’s anger is partially caused by his mom (where i go into more organized depth)

Fulgur Ovid x Reader

Fu the Family Friend (spicy)

Thoughts on The Last Bus

luba, I found your cousin~

Victor Van Dort x Reader

Victor Van Dort NSFW HC’s (spicy)

Vincent Van Dort Mutual Masturbation HC’s (spicy)

Victor Van Dort Turn On’s & Kinks (spicy)

Victor Van Dort Comfort HC’s (mild)

Victor Van Dort Angst HC’s (mild)

Victor Van Dort Horny HC’s (spicy)

(more) Victor Van Dort Comfort/Fluff HC’s (mild)

A Tease? No Thank You. (mild)

Victor Van Dort Rough Sex HC’s (spicy)

Ah, A (Dom)inos (sweet ‘n spicy)

Ur Stunning (mild)

Warm Hugs (for Victor bc he deserves them all) (mild)

Take It Off (spicy)

The Cold Shoulder (sweet)

Klaus x Luba x Reader

Sensual Soliloquies (spicy)

Leon x Luba x Reader

Quickies With Luba (spicy)

Robert Sheehan x Reader

Midnight Snack (spicy)

Alternative Conditioner (spicy)

Feather Boas and Hors’ D’oeuvres (mild)

Good Things End (Not This Time) pt.1 (spicy)

Good Things End (Not This Time) pt. 2 (mild with some spice)

Strip Tease (spicy)

Nathan Young x Reader

Don’t Disturb This Groove (spicy)

Jealousy Be Gone (mild)

Costume Party (mild)

Brand New Eyes (mild)

Snores of Calm (very, very mild)

First Christmas (mild)

(Not So) Quiet Night (very, very, very mild)

I, M, O, and U from the NSFW Alphabet (spicy)

Luba x Reader

Make Me Feel (spicy)

Nails, Hair, Hips, Teeth pt.1 (spicy)

Nails, Hair, Hips, Teeth, pt. 2 (spicy)

Luba Headcanons (spicy)

Exposed (spicy)

I Want You (She’s So Heavy) (spicy)

Darling Nikki (spicy)

A, B, F, O, and U NSFW Alphabet (spicy)

The Power of Searching (spicy)

Comfort Crowd (mild)

Don’t (spicy)

More SFW AND NSFW HC’s For Luba (spicy)

Sweaty Coitus (spicy)

Luba NSFW Alphabet (spicy)

Such A Tease (mild with some spice)

Walk With a Limp (ay) (spicy)

The Hot Seat (sweet n’ spicy)

Cruisin’ (mild with like a toe of a kick)

Klaus Hargreeves x Reader

Costume Conundrum (mild)

Rough Winters (mild)

Helping Out (mild)

Klaus Hargreeves x OC (Topazi Marshall)

*sings* The Family REUNION

K, M, and O NSFW Alphabet (spicy)

Wash and Not Go (spicy)

A, D, L, and N NSFW Alphabet (spicy)

Soft Caresses (mild)

Title In Progress lmao (spicy n sad)

Dew Covered Rose (mild)

I’m So Baked (says the pie) (mild)

Cormac Mcnamara x Reader

Cormac Mcnamara Fluff HC’s (mild)

Code Glasses (mild)

Leon x Reader

Leon NSFW HC’s (spicy)

Look At Me (short n spicy)

Not Now, I’m Dying hmu later tho (mild)

Simon Lewis x Reader

Vampire Vibes (mild)

Taste (spicy)

What Are You Dressed As? *scowls*(mild)

Cuddles, yet No Coffee (mild, lots of angst tho)

Oh Nooo. My Daytime Routine. It’s Broken. (mild)

Venus (Kanamori) x Reader

Nectar (spicy)

Neptune (Unabara) x Reader

It’s Okay (mild)

Mat Sella x Reader

its gonna be an oolong night (spicy)

Lucien Bloodmarch x Reader

i never told you what i do....in general (mild, a lil suggestive towards the end)

JJ’s Not Bizarre Adventures

Just Holiday Tingz With Class 1-A (mild)

Couch Chats (mild)

[miss-kittys-magical-library]

The Library Is Open For Requests

I'll be linking some prompts below. The general rules/does and don'ts (Thanks @seanfalco!) will also be attached as well.

The Library Staff would like to hopefully grow their readership in 2021 beyond just the few of you. Feeling challenged and continuing to keep those creative juices flowing would be a wonderful start to hopefully a better year for is all

Will Accept Prompts For:

** denotes new characters

Nathan Young (Misfits)

Darren Treacy (Love/Hate)

Klaus Hargreeves (TUA)

Billy Delaney (Me. & Mrs. Jones)

Luba (Mute)

Sean Falco (Bad Samaritan)

Luke (Cherrybomb)

Leon (Moonwalkers)

Roland (Three Summers)

Jack (The Messenger)

Vladek (Fortitude)

Cormac Mcnamara (Foreign Exchange)

Nikolai (Song of Sway Lake)

Vincent Rhodes (The Road Within)

Spiller (The Borrowers)**

Ivan Mccormick (Killing Bono)**

Archie Eden (Demons Never Die)**

Simon Lewis (Mortal Instruments: City of Bones)**

Prompt Lists:

List One

NSFW Prompt List 

Rules of the Library (Thank you @Seanfalco for these too.  Pretty similar to what the Library is willing to or not willing to do. Tweaked them to fit us)

1. Requests are considered.

I will usually make a post when requests are open 

I am not obligated to fill every request that I receive.

I write what inspires me at the time, they will be fulfilled as the muse hits in no specific order

If I find myself uncomfortable, I probably won’t be handling that request

I prefer sentence starters when receiving request, though sometimes super specific is ok if it is a gift.  But dont abuse that idea of a gift

Also please don’t spam requests. 

I write fem!reader or fem!OC.  It’s just what I’m most comfortable with.

To request anonymously do so through “Ask the Library Staff” and with your open Tumblr through the submissions and “Open Requests”

2. I don’t have a strict update schedule.

I work full time.  I try to write whenever I can.  I just wrote for two consecutive weeks straight and right now Im a bit burnt out.  Im attempted to finish two WIPs as well as challenge myself

I usually post whenever I finish.  It could be morning, afternoon or even middle of the evening.  I will reblog and have specific tags such as “Klaus x request” or “Darren x request” etc.

3. Things I won’t write:

canon x canon or slash – I only write x reader or x oc, I don’t mind including fem slash or threesomes with two male characters and a female character or two females and a male.  Im not above including ace representation

noncon – Im an assault survivor.  I just won’t do it.  I need to be better about mentioning protection

real person fic/rpf

Five smut - even aged up

incest- I know theyre fictional.  I know theyre adopted.  I just won’t do it.

coming out fics - it’s delicate

if you’re unsure if there’s a topic I will or won’t write, feel free to ask

A Caveat: I am not opposed to mixing my OCs with other characters at your request, nor do I have an issue mixing Robert’s characters with one another.  Even, dare I say, sexually.  To me that isn’t incest or twincest it’s.. more like masturbation LOL  

4. On headcanons:

When I post headcanons, I don’t mind if you reblog them, please do! If you want to brainstorm ideas you can ALWAYS message the Librarian or my other account Miss Kittys Magic Portal and we can share ideas or feelings :)

5. Tag List:

if you would like to be added to my taglist just send me a message or an ask and specify which types of fics you’d like to be tagged in (if its a specific series, or character, or fandom)

6. My Personal Tumblr Ask Box is always open if you want to chat, about Robert, his characters, anything!  I also have anonymous turned on, so please don’t be shy!  It makes my day to interact with y'all.  For here please use it (Open or anon) to request or answer or respond to Thirsty Thursday 

[irmacornelia]

30 Days of WITCHversary - 19-27

Heres another dump of days!

Day 19 - Something small but unforgettable

The way they handled Cornelia and Caleb breaking up in the comic.

Ignoring later arc nonsense about Elyon/Caleb, I really like the way the fated soulmates trope gets subverted. They had passion, oh yes, they had so very much passion, but that is all they had, their relationship, upon reaching even ground and time to talk and actually spend non-working time together, destabilized. Caleb thought he was flirting with someone far older and became uncomfortable when he realized Cornelia’s age, Cornelia thought she’d have a Prince Charming who’d live on Earth with her in a happily ever after, Caleb loved Meridian and was too used to the way of the blade to ever be happy elsewhere, and Cornelia couldn’t ever be happy away from her home either. They tied it up well, and while I enjoy Cartoon!C/C, it was for the best.

Day 20 - Something you’d always come back to

WITCH in general? But if I had to choose, the 2nd season of the cartoon. It just... Speaks to me because of how cohesive the worldbuilding is. Its comfortable and well animated and I spent a frankly embarrassing amount of time rewatching the home-recorded vhs tapes of that season throughout my childhood. I can recite lines. Fear my power.

Day 21 - A memorable architectural design

Kandrakar. Its a classic, very WITCH-like. I actually tried to build it in minecraft once. I didn’t finish, but I really like how its all white and cloudy and on the surface looks like some stereotypical heaven but oh, how it isnt with any kind of analysis(See, the problem of Evil). The spikes on the tower show off that it has its darker side under the fluff.

Also I have a soft spot for indoor pools, runes, and marble. So theres that.

Day 22 - A wonderful pet

Napoleon! Both comic and cartoon Napoleon are good. Im a sucker for cats.

Have a doodle of a few Napoleons Ft. the probable design for tDoK!Napoleon

Day 23 - A magical item

So I think ill talk about the Seal Of Phobos. Just. What the shit?

In the cartoon, it opened portals- allowing people access to worlds that were closed off from the rest by a Veil. Then the Heart vored it and they got that power but heres the question- Why didn’t the guardians already have the power to do that? They are supposed to fix things considered dangerous enough for intervention by Kandrakar, why can’t they get into quarantined spaces where all the particularly dangerous things are? The plot hole eats at me.

In the comics its even more shaky and poorly elaborated but at least you can just say the Heart already had the power to let them Travel and when it ate it it just purified it instead of giving it a power it should already have.

Day 24 - A group shot

Heres a sketchy shot of the Four Dragons and Xin Jing

Day 25 - A minor character

Luba!!

I love angry cat grandma.

Day 26 - A fantasy people/race/species

WEs species has a whole lotta potential, I drew em a bunch, both the tDoK version and a more canon version

Heres a bunch of my ocs for that species

Day 27 - A personal headcanon

Just choose one? I have a lot

Ill go with the headcanon/small AU that Basalites have tails so Luba and her canonical tail can make more sense. 

[angst-fairygodmother]

WINTER FICS Community Masterlist

A collection of fics to curl up by the fire (or around a nice candle?) with a cup of cocoa and a blanket and read the day away.

*Includes both a section of my fics and fics by friends, compatriots, and others (I tried to find anything that used the Winter Prompts I wrote last year, if you know of someone/something I missed, or anything seems to be on the list in error, please let me know!)

Recommended Fics by Others:

@miss-kittys-magical-library

Love/Hate: The Trouble with Love Is - Darren Treacy x Jeanie Turner (oc), 2021, Drawing in the Window Frost, and “I’ve been waiting in this cafe for twenty minutes and am fully prepared to fight you over that peppermint latte. “

The Messenger: Auld Lang Syne - Jack x Rin Davies (oc), 2020, New Year’s Kiss

Moonwalkers: Baby It’s Cold Outside - Leon x Honey (oc), 2020, Snow Angels

@seanfalco

Bad Samaritan: Baby It’s Cold Outside - Sean Falco x Reader, 2020, Snowed In and Cuddling by the Fire

Geostorm: Where’s Your Holiday Spirit? - Duncan Taylor x Reader, 2020, Mistletoe

Love/Hate: A Distraction - Darren Treacy x Reader, 2020, Snowball Fight

Mute: Ugh, Snow - Luba x Reader, 2020, First Snow

@cloveroctobers

Good Trouble: December Headcanons - Gael Martinez x reader, Stranded at the Airport

@crazymcustan

Outer Banks: Christmas With a Kook - Rafe Cameron x reader

My Fics: https://angst-fairygodmother.tumblr.com/post/671340686349647872/winter-fics-sublist