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[jaskierx]

like i know we already know this but they’re best friends. yes they’re in love and wildly attracted to each other and are probably having weird sex (affectionate) right now but before all of that existed and after all of that is gone they are and always will be best friends who just want to talk and play together

[jaskierx]

hi david zaslav do you have any plans for tomorrow hun? you up to much this weekend? oh nice me too, no plans, just chilling. hey if you’re free tomorrow do you want to renew my show? 👉👈

[jaskierx]

where’s that post that’s like ‘the dentist is always filling my mouth with delicious water and tricking me into thinking i’m getting a nice drink before sucking it back out with their wretched little tube. dishonest behaviour’

that’s an ed teach post now. i’ve decided

[jaskierx]

good news: not diagnosed with anything scary

bad news: not diagnosed with anything at all

[jaskierx]

‘oscar nomination for ryan gosling but not for margot robbie or greta gerwig’ satire is dead and so is god

[jaskierx]

i dunno man it’s kind of fucked up that the new year starts straight after this one finishes. can’t we have a break. why does it have to be so relentless

[jaskierx]

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

[jaskierx]

how am i meant to be normal about those old men when that old man isn’t even normal about that other old man

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🕯 get well soon ao3 🕯

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[jaskierx]

how is anyone meant to tell an original story these days

you make a season of television. nobody watches it because they're scared to get attached in case it gets cancelled. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the first part of a multi-season story. people complain that it feels unfinished. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the first part of a multi-season story. you sacrifice the storytelling so that it at least has an ending in case it doesn't get renewed. people complain that it feels like it was forced towards an endpoint for the sake of it. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the 19th reboot this decade of franchise xyz. the execs won't let you do anything new with it. it's soulless and predictable and relies entirely on self-referential humour and nostalgia. half of the people watching are hatewatching it and will slate you for ruining their favourite childhood show, but all publicity is good publicity. so it gets renewed for 6 seasons and a movie.

[jaskierx]

lost for words tbh.

if amassing a major cult following and selling merch and being in the #1 streaming spot and having hundreds of people clamouring for s3 on social media isn’t enough

then what fucking is

[jaskierx]

like ofmd really came into my house and cupped my face in its hands and said 'what if there was a guy who felt so fundamentally unloveable that he pushed everybody away and wanted to be dead and what if he was in fact loved so much that it literally saved his life'

[jaskierx]

NEW BOYFRIENDS PHOTO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[jaskierx]

nice 😎

[jaskierx]

anyway hi if you’re worried you’re a bad person bc you’ve read one too many posts claiming you’re complicit in atrocities if you don’t watch a graphic video or share a particular post or stop enjoying something you love, please know that you’re doing fine and you’ve done nothing wrong and i love you