#madacascar

[ancientorigins]

The bridge in the forest of stone, Madagascar

[minijenn]

Jen Tortures Herself With Every Dreamworks Animated Movie Ever: Shark Tale

See now this is the part where the word "torture" really becomes accurate because oh my fucking god that's exactly what this hell movie is.

So uh yeah. Shark Tale. It sucks. Do I really need to go on? It's insufferably annoying with ugly ass characters who are incredibly unlikable, with a paper thin plot that beats you over the head with its message right from the very start. But I suppose if I have to break it down....

The movie stars Will Smith Fish I mean Oscar, who's a self-centered clout chaser who wants to become a "somebody" and a cliche misunderstanding succenly launches him into the status of a hero known as the Sharkslayer. This happens after the son of some shark mob boss (yes there's a shark mob shut up I hate it too) dies in an accident, and his other son, Lenny (who's a vegetarian, idk how that's possible, just roll with it) befriends Oscar and the two stage another shark slaying to keep Oscar in the limelight. Inset a stupid ass love triangle with Lola, the blatant gold digger, and Angie, Oscar's best friend who spends the entire movie pathetically simping over this piece of shit, and well... you have the cinematic mess that is Shark Tale.

So the plot sucks, the whole messages of "tell the truth" and "status and wealth aren't everything" are so beaten into you the movie barely gives you a chance to think about them for yourself. But even worse than that plot are the characters. Oscar is just so damn unlikeable man, he's a lying asshole who only really cares about upward mobility and is willing to screw the few people who do care about him over to get it. Angie is just as bad, a bitchy, jealous simp who more or less gaslights Oscar into loving her by the end imo. The other characters are all one-note and lame, but I guess if any of them are mildly amusing, Lenny is the best of the bunch, if only because he's not an utterly miserable tool like everyone else in this movie is.

The music is the typical early 2000s Dreamworks pop nonsense, it wasn't too insufferable given the vibe of the movie, but still, it wasn't anything standout. The animation is... ok, but god these fugly ass character designs. Why oh WHY did they decide to putt Will Smith's face on a fucking FISH? Who looked at this and thought THIS WAS OK????

I will say the backgrounds and environments are genuinely nice to look at though, probably one of the very few redeeming qualities this film has to offer. As for everything else, well, there's a reason this movie lives in infamy as one of the worst things Dreamworks has ever put out. It sinks to scrub the bottom of the barrel (get it? Ok I'll shut up) in just about every way there is. It's riddled with lame puns, unfunny jokes, blatant product placements, and just about every stupid cliche you can think of for a kids movie. Save yourself the trouble and leave this one for the fishes (goddammit now the stupid ass movie has me doing it too).

Overall Rating: 2/10

Verdict: Send these ugly ass fish to the toxic waste dump where they belong

Previous Review (Shrek 2)

Next Review (Madacascar)

[creature-wizard]

what’s lemuria? I’ve really only heard of it in the context of fantasy video games

Lemura was a hypothetical island proposed to explain lemur fossil distribution! Before plate tectonics and continental drift were discovered, it was noticed that there were lemur fossils on Madacascar and India, but none in Africa or the rest of Asia! It was proposed that there used to be a land bridge between those places that eventually sunk.

But then we discovered that continental drift is a thing, and the land bridge hypothesis was rendered entirely unnecessary.

Unfortunately, people had already begun to work Lemuria into their spiritual beliefs alongside Atlantis, and these people just couldn't acknowledge that Lemuria was actually never a thing. So we still have people claiming that it really existed.

[twofacedtrickery]

emnds ARE starts though!! it's like finishins a movee and starting on the next one!!! or like finishingf first movee in a series!! there's more there!!! my favrit movie is penguins frokm madacascar!!!! do you have a movee you like?? :DD

- timme

Contact.

[sonjuponju]

the most mind-blowing things a language nerd like me can experience is watching a movie from my childhood in english the first time and hearing the accents. im finnish and the films dont usually really go for accents (the only exceptions i can think of rn are dubois from madacascar 3 and funnily enough also the tiger from that same movie) so when i hear the accents in the english dubs im just completely blown away. i didnt even know shrek had a scottish accent for crying out loud! so yeah

(now that i think more about it, king julien always had an accent in the finnish dubs but im not exactly sure what kind of accent it is.. damn why are all the accents i can remember in the madacascar movies? strange)

[re-loa-d]

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[frankpenna83]

Game For Fun & GloboGioco

[au-royaume-du-timbre-poste]

LE BRACHYPTÉROLLE À LONGUE QUEUE, URATELORNIS CHIMAERA. TIMBRE VINTAGE SUR MONTAGE PHOTO UNIQUE. unique représentant du genre Uratelornis, Madagascar 1954, surchargé en rouge

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Cet article sur un grand Marché ☞

https://www.ungrandmarche.fr/boutiques/p/art-numerique/le-brachypterolle-a-longue-queue-uratelornis-chimaera/1777888

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La boutique sur un grand Marché ☞

https://www.ungrandmarche.fr/boutique/au-royaume-du-timbre

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C'est un mignon petit oiseau qui vous est présenté :

de taille moyenne avec une silhouette dodue et une longue queue. Les parties supérieures sont brun foncé avec des stries noires tandis que les parties inférieures sont gris clair. La gorge blanche est bordée de traits malaires noirs et d'une bande noire sur la poitrine, et une bande blanche s'étale un peu en dessous de l'œil.

Ce timbre émis par Madagascar en 1954, surchargé en rouge par les TAAF en 1955 ; il porte le N° 1 et c'est un exemplaire vintage.

La vue No 1 vous présente le produit fini, après impression et collage du sachet protecteur où le timbre a été mis. L'impression est faite sur du papier photo de grande qualité (280 g au m2) et à séchage immédiat. Le tout sera mis dans une pochette plastique, puis dans une enveloppe en carton rigide pour vous être envoyé sous pli recommandé avec remise contre signature.

La vue suivante vous propose l'étape qui précède l'impression avec un repère pour le positionnement du timbre.

Les autres vues mettent en valeur le timbre, son verso et le sachet dans lequel il sera protégé. Pour toute information complémentaire, vous pouvez bien sûr me contacter.

Quelques détails :

Timbre neuf avec gomme d'origine

Qualité : neuf luxe

Très bon état.

Côté 22 € dans le catalogue 2018

[deliziedilisa]

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[mayatara]

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[iamtopdrawer]

You've heard of the Himbo;

Now get ready for the Slimbo.

Kind of heart, dumb of ass, and unlike the Himbo, a slim or small dude.

Prominent examples:

Sora from Kingdom hearts

Shaggy from Scooby Doo

Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

Private from The Penguins of Madagascar

[agentxpoe]

I really wish that they’d used the TPOM voice actors for Kowalski, Private, and Rico in the POM movie. You can really tell that Tom McGrath is so comfortable in his role as Skipper and I would’ve loved to see the dynamic from the show in the movie.

[lovingexotics]

Madagascar Day Gecko Phelsuma madagascariensis madagascariensis Source: Here

[puzzlingfrost]

The two greatest cartoon shows about talking animals, I had growing up

Penguins of Madagascar the tv show. (Before the so so movie)

And Back at the Barnyard. Two shows that made me laugh through both good and bad times.

[deborah-madagascar]

[re-loa-d]

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