#maebe funke

[heyitsxnylorac]

I honestly want one more episode just to hear Maebe, Oscar and Busters chicken dance.

[dankmunchkin]

boy update i told him i was working alone all day and he texted me a big list of his favorite albums that he thought i might not have heard yet and i actually listened to them and they were good and he actually listened to mine

[adamsdice]

Requests! [ CURRENTLY CLOSED send in via the ASK BOX when open!]

First and foremost, I will NOT write

Smut/ Sexual Content

Non-con / Dubcon

Kink-based stuff

Incest

Adult x Minor relationships

Anything that makes me personally uncomfortable

I also reserve the right to decline requests when I see it fit.

So with that out of the way, feel free to send in :-

Unprompted requests

Requests based on things I reblog

Requests of any format ( Word prompts, " Person A, Person B and Person C do [thing]", Quote, song/poem-based . . . and so on and so forth )

Very specific scenarios/ dynamics

I'm most likely to write about:

Iasip

BBC's Merlin

Will & Grace

Community

Arrested Development

M*A*S*H

Friends

Mythic Quest

My favorite pairings ( be it platonic, romantic, familial or otherwise ) are under the cut

*The ones marked an all-caps trope can only be within bounds of said trope. ( aka it ain't gonna be romantic folks )

Jeff Winger / Dean Pelton

TroBed

Margaret Houlihan / Trapper John McIntyre

PiercIntyre

CharDen

CharMac

CharMacDen

Charlie Kelly / The Lawyer ( Especially as "rivals" )

DeeTress

DeeArtemis

PLATONIC Dee Reynolds & Mac McDonald

Blunder

Maebe interacting with literally any other member of the bluth family ( OBVIOUSLY FAMILIAL)

Michael & Gob being brothers ( AGAIN, FAMILIAL/ BROTHERLY )

Gob Bluth & Tobias Funke ( Preferably platonic )

Michael Bluth & Tobias Funke ( Preferably platonic with the show-typical innuendos because they crack me up. )

MerWaine

MerCelot

MerWaineCelot

GwainCelot

Gwencelot ( Preferably Queer-Platonic )

Mergana ( preferably platonic )

PLATONIC/ BROTHERLY Mordred & Merlin

PLATONIC Will Truman & Karen Walker

PLATONIC Jack McFarland & Karen Walker

Will Truman & Jack McFarland ( Preferably Platonic/ Queer-platonic but I'm open to other stuff )

Will Truman / McCoy Whitman

Chanoey

Rachel Green / Phoebe Buffet

Rachel Green / Monica Geller

Brad Bakshi / David Brittlesbee

But please feel free to ask for any other pairings, characters or dynamics ( could even be more than 2/3 per fic i LOVE MANAGING GROUP INTERACTIONS ), so long as you see me post about their show on here ( can't write what idk about ! ). Just make sure I'm open for requests at the time!

[holedyke]

im just like maebe funke but nonbinary

[spidey-rooz]

I was tagged by @spideymybabe !

Rules: tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better

Nickname: Ki like “key” 
Zodiac sign: Pisces 
Height: 5"3/5"4 honestly I might be 5"5 I haven’t measured myself in years???? 
Last Thing You Googled: amazon cos my card got declined lmao 
Favourite music artist: I love so many I can’t choose but here’s a few: 1975, Rihanna, fleetwood mac, Rolling Stones, kehlani, ty dolla sign, Simon and garfunkel, Elvis Presley, drake, tom misch, Michael buble, Ella fitzgerald.. also my favourite music decade is 70s okay my music taste is all over the place 
Song stuck in my head: hurt you first- Niia 
Last Movie you watched: moana 
What are you wearing right now: my boyfriends shirt and leggings 
Why did you choose your URL: I wanted something spidey related!! 
Do you have any other blogs: I do but I keep it separate from this one 
What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You: my last one taught me to not put up with other people’s shit and don’t think you can fix/save someone and the best thing you can do for someone who’s messed up is just let them go 
Religious Or Spiritual: I guess I believe in god but I’m not a good catholic at all lmao

Favourite Colour: red or mustard yellow
 Average Hours Of Sleep: i aim for 8 hours but my sleep is fucked lately 
Lucky Number : it used to be 8 but I don’t really think about it anymore 
Favorite characters: Peter Parker, Captain Raymond Holt, Deandra Reynolds, Andy Dwyer, Rick Grimes, Michonne, Lux Lisbon, Korben Dallas, Monica Rambeau, honestly Maebe Funke lmao 
How Many Blankets Do you Sleep With: one thick quilt 
Dream Job: film director, screen writer, something in film/artsy???

I tag @spideycentral @spiderwho @tomhollanddaily @gounderoos @punkslapped @misshollander1 @brianabreeze @spidweeb @admiretom @what-ifsimagines @spideyimagines @magikspidey @osterfield @takemespidey @hollandstarks @daddyosterfield @tomholland-trash @spideyboii @tomlovelyholland @curlytomholland @parkerpete @parkersprincessxo @intheheartoftomholland @sobasicaly sorry if I missed anyone im terrible at remembering urls ✨

[enternetics]

Tobias F?nke: I want my family back. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I want to reunite the band. Michael: Oh, no. Narrator: Oh, no was right. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

[idkgoaskyourdad]

when yer texting yer boo and you had forgotten to propose the other day

[colleenwngs]

[outofcontextarresteddevelop-blog]

[lokgifsandmusings]

[arrusteddevelupment]

[whycantibeawalrus]

I wouldn't say its *all* about the freckles with Alia... but damn girl they are awesome!

[enternetics]

Lindsay Funke: I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. You need to learn a little discipline. Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Hmm. Nope. That doesn't feel right. Lindsay Funke: No, no, no. I am telling you. You are now punished. I punish thee. Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Are you serious? What could you possibly come up with that would punish me? Lindsay Funke: Oh, I have to come up with another thing?

[popularvirus]

Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution.

[secretgingerconspiracy]

My driving test is on Wednesday...

I think this may be my only option for passing...

So if you see a driving instructor like this around the place you know whats happening...