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hoe-for-henry · 2 years

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NSFW Mafia II alphabet:

Okay so this is my first time writing ever. Smut of course, there are too many warnings lmao. 18+ only

Inspiration: @callmemythicalminx & @lustheavens

A - Aftercare

Vito: He’s definitely a cuddler, after sex this man wants a cuddle, not much talking, but just to feel safe in the arms of his lover after a tough day at work.

Joe: We know Joe isn’t the most lovey dovey type from how we see him treat the hookers he (frequently) has over at his apartment, *insert: don’t let the door hit you in your ass on the way out* but if he really likes you, i think he’d have a huge soft side & loves to cuddle you & pull you into his chest.

Henry: After a hard session i just know henry would need to take a minute time out cause of the amazing sex you’d just had, but soon after he’s recovered he’s definitely inviting you into the shower with him clean up the mess you’ve both made

B - body part

Vito:

His favourite part of himself: Vito loves his eyes, he knows he’s seen some hellbent things with them (from being in the army, to prison, to being in the mafia in general), but he knows how piercing they are & he shows a lot of emotion through them even if the rest of his face doesn’t.

His favourite part of your body: Vito loves your legs, whether they’re on his shoulders, wrapped around his waist, gripping his head, he loves them & can’t get enough of them. When his eyes travel down your body, they always seem to linger on your legs a little longer than anywhere else.

Joe:

His favourite part of himself: Joe’s hands have killed a lot of men & done a lot of bad things. But he loves that those same hands can be so gentle & bring you so much pleasure.

His favourite part of your body: Joe Barbaro is a boobs man, he doesn’t care if they’re small, medium, large, whatever - he will lie on them, play with them, dream about them; he’s just obsessed with them. When you’re out in public he’ll happily gawk over them as though he’s never seen them before, you’re used to it by now & so is everyone else so at least it’s not as awkward anymore.

Henry:

His favourite part of himself: This man takes pride in his hair, there’s never one hair out of place & you just know he stands in front of the mirror in the bathroom in a morning & spends a good, solid 10 minutes on it, carefully making sure it looks just as good as it did the day before.

Yours: Henry’s an ass man, what can I say? He loves the way it just curves, he loves seeing it from the side - and the back - and once he starts thinking about it when you’re out in public he might have to sneak you away for a quickie

C - cum

Vito: When Vito cums he wants to do it inside of you, he just thinks there’s something so sexy about staying inside you post-orgasm, plus he loves the feelings of your legs wrapped around his waist stopping him from pulling out - not that he’d want to anyway.

Joe: Joe’s not afraid to get messy with cum, he loves to see you covered in his. More often than not, he’ll pull out and cum all over your boobs & just admire the masterpiece he’s just created.

Henry: Henry absolutely gets off on the sight of making you cum, he makes sure you get more than your fair share of please & once he’s done making you cum, his body just ruins yours, then when you’ve had some of the most intense sex of your life, he loves to see his cum leaking out of you.

D - dirty secret

Vito: After seeing you mess around once & try on part of his Amry uniform, he didn’t realise how crazy it’d drive him seeing you in something like that, he didn’t have to tell you that he liked it either, you could tell from his face alone & the slight flush on his cheeks that he was loving the sight of you in his jacket with nothing undeneath

Joe: Joe is a sucker for traditional Italian music, he loves his roots, when you’re both alone in car he’ll usually try to romantically serenade you but one or both of you usually end up blurting out with laughter because neither of you can take how seriously when he’s out of time to the song

Henry: Before you both officially got together, Henry used to ask you out but cancel last minute, he didn’t tell you why, but it was because he was so nervous. In the end you got so tired of waiting around for him to not show up, one day you gave him a piece of your mind & told him he’s just a puzzle head who’s playing with your heart & you weren’t gonna stand for it anymore, anyway he found this so hot & feisty that he just knew you were the one, but he’d never tell you that he found his courage just because you turned him on.

E - experience

Vito: I feel like out of the 3 of them, Vito has the least experience just because of being in the army & his time in the can, but just because he’s not as experienced doesn’t mean he isn’t gonna give you the time of your life, this man has a lot of pent up energy to get rid of.

Joe: I would say Joe has a fair amount of experience from the amount of hookers & random bras there are lying around in his room, all of them totally being removed once you became a part of his life, but this man definitely knows how to make a lady very happy.

Henry: Although Henry doesn’t mention his enthusiasm for broads as much as Joe likes to, I think Henry is experienced in the sex department. He just gives off big dick energy and i’m willing to bet he knows just how to use it too.

F - favourite position

Vito: Vito’s favourite position is definitely a classic: Missionary. As previously mentioned, he loves when you wrap your legs around his waist so he can get deeper inside you, the thought of this endlessly gets him off.

Joe: I like to think Joe doesn’t have one single favourite position, i think he has many, i’m talking standing up, cow girl, reverse cowgirl, sex whilst spooning, basically if you can name it, Joe will love it.

Henry: Henry’s already an ass man right? So what better position than to see his pelvis snapping against your ass as he’s pulling on your hair? Two words: Doggy style, to him there’s nothing better in this world.

G - goofy

Vito: Sex with Vito would be more serious and in the moment 75% of the time i’d say, but the other 25% we’ve seen how he can be sarcastic and crack a couple jokes, so i think the possibility of humour in sex is very real, although i think a lot of the humour could relate to how he’s fumble around sometimes.

Joe: Okay so Joe is hilarious, arguably the most funny character of the whole mafia trilogy, so sex with him will include a lot of goofiness, if he’s your first as well, expect him to make a few jokes to make you more comfortable so you know you’re in good hands.

Henry: Henry rarely jokes and i think he’d carry this through to his sex life as well, rather than cracking a couple jokes here and there, i think he’d prefer more rough, passionate sex than joking around with you. He would definitely have gentle sex with you too, just a lot of passion.

H - hair

They’re Italian so expect hair. When I say expect hair i don’t mean mounds of it, but they’d definitely be more hairy than the average man - i think they’d be well tailored in the downstairs department. (Although in the prison shower cutscene we see Vito doesn’t really have any hair on his chest, but i would think he has at least a little)

I - intimacy

Vito: Vito is gonna be passionate during the moment, so i’d honestly say he’s 50% giver & 50% receiver, he wants you to both equally feel as good in the moment.

Joe: As much as Joe seems like the kind of guy to want to receive more, he gets off on giving his partner pleasure and that results in him being at least 60% giver & 40% receiver.

Henry: Henry’s dominant, i’d say he gives 30% and receives 70%, but just because he receives more than he gives doesn’t mean he’s selfish, he’ll definitely make you cum at least a few times before fucking you.

J - jack off

Vito: I think it would’ve been hard for Vito to jack off before he met you just because of his time in the army and prison where he wouldn’t have got lots of privacy, plus when he’s out of there he’s straight back to business with Joe where he doesn’t seem to have much of a break from the busy mafia life.

Joe: Before you, Joe had hookers right, left & centre, so he wouldn’t have really had to jack off because he could’ve just called one of his girl’s up to his apartment.

Henry: Henry isn’t the type to have hookers round like Joe, but he also doesn’t serve anytime in the army or prison like Vito, so before you i’d say he would’ve done from time to time when he needed to relieve some extra tension.

K - kinks

Vito: As previously mentioned, Vito secretly loves the idea of you wearing his military uniform, to him there’s something about it that makes you look so sexy and domineering, he definitely wouldn’t mind if you were more dominant from time to time & take the reins.

Joe: Hair pulling. Joe loves to be able to tug on your hair and let you know that you’re his, whether that he from behind or when he’s just warming you both up for a long night of good, hard sex. Also choking, he likes that a lot. And edging if you squint

Henry: Henry… oh my god is this man one kinky fuck, his favourite thing to do is when a man tries to flirt with you, he goes up to them & knock them out first, then he takes them back to yours & his place, ties them up & makes them watch him fuck you & you scream out his name until you’re leaking with his cum & that you are his & his only. shortly after henry will take them out into the country & kill them & bury them.

L - location

Vito: Vito feels most safe when he’s at home with you, so he likes to feel safe when you’re about to have sex because he knows that in moments like that, he can be vulnerable, especially because you make him feel so comfortable.

Joe: Joe gives zero fucks. Bedroom? Check. Bathroom? Done it. In the car? You bet. In public? Absolutely. This man will fuck you anytime, any place, you just have the effect on him that brings about his animalistic instincts.

Henry: I feel like Henry’s a mixed bag when it comes to location, whilst I think he’d much prefer to be at his or your place where he can more intimate with you, I think if you were out together, sometimes he’d find it so irresistible that he needs to whisk you away for a quickie.

M - motivation

Vito: What turns Vito on the most is when you’re out in public with his friends, you go to bathroom and when you come back you slip your panties into his pocket as a way of letting him know you’ve got nothing on underneat

Joe: Joe loves it when you have sex in front of a mirror when he’s taking you from the back, the sight of seeing the faces you make while he ploughs into you is enough alone to make him cum. He loves it when you suggest getting a mirror for the bedroom too because that lets him know how much you love it as well.

Henry: It really gets Henry off when you play into his dominance & fully submit yourself to him, he loves the fact that you feel safe enough to let him do what he wants to you. His perfect scenario would be walking through the door after a hard day to see you laying there in some skimpy lingerie waiting for him.

N - no

I think the guys would be up for anything as long as it didn’t involve hurting you, they’re all tough mafia men but when they’re around you they’re big softies really, so as long as it doesn’t include physically hurting you, they’re gonna wanna try it out.

O - oral

Vito: Vito loves to go down on you just as much as he loves you going down on him, when he’s going down on you though it sparks something in him to keep going until you’ve cum before he even touches you with his hands or dick. He feels just the same about when you go down on him, when he sees you trying to relax as his cock slides down your throat when he involuntarily bucks his hips makes him wanna cum there and then, but he wants to save that for when you’re screaming his name.

Joe: Joe loves when his head is buried between your legs, the thought of him being able to bring you to orgasm with his tongue makes him incredibly excited to be able to give you his full package. He of course loves receiving head from you, especially when you swirl your tongue up and down his shaft, but there’s something about being able to make you moan with pleasure that gets him off.

Henry: This man lives and breathes to receive head from you, he loves when you take your time and slowly tease the tip of his cock with your tongue, making direct eye contact with him whilst you’re doing it & then just swallowing his length. But, just because he prefers to receive it though doesn’t mean he won’t go down on you, one of his favourite things to do before sex is to edge you with his tongue until you’re almost crying out of sexual frustration & once you’re at that stage, then he’ll finally give you what you want the most.

P - pace

I think depending on the mood that they’re in correlates to their pace. For example, if they’ve had a really tough day and they’re tired, they just want gentle, more loving sex; if they’re wound up, however, they aren’t gonna be in the mood to be gentle, they’re gonna want to get rid of their pent up adrenaline & they know just the person who won’t mind helping them out;)

Q- quickie

I think both Vito & Joe would enjoy quickies; they’d sneak you away for a bit whilst you’re out with your friends, or quickly have some goodbye sex before heading out in the morning for a job that Eddie’s found for them. On the other hand, I think Henry’s a man who will much prefer being able to spend the time with you and draw the session out so that you both feel as much pleasure as possible.

R- risk

Vito: I think Vito would take the most risk in terms of doing it in public because of the motivation (see M) you sometimes give him, but the thrill of being heard or discovered in public makes things so much more sexy.

Joe: I think Joe’s risks would lie in his feelings, he used to be a player, always at the cat house, but now he’s settling down with you, he feels a lot more vulnerable & he knows how to show you that through body language, so when he’s gentle with you, you know he’s risking his true feelings being shown & is a bit scared in case you reject him, you always know how to reassure him that you’re always gonna be his though.

Henry: I think Henry would take risks as in learning each other’s boundaries, things you both love, things you both like & things that either one of you might not be up for. But i’m saying this, sometimes Henry will do something without warning to see your raw reactions, of course if it’s something you don’t like he’ll stop immediately, but for the most part you really don’t mind experimenting with him.

S- stamina

Our Mafia men are more than used to running around & fights so i they speak for themselves in terms of stamina & that they have a lot of it. This means you’re very lucky, because you won’t just have one round of sex, they’ll make your screams last all night.

T- toys

Since sex toys weren’t openly outed as sex toys at this point in time, our boys probably wouldn’t have used them. But if they did have the chance, i think they’d all want to experiment at least a few times, but ultimately they’d be able to give you more pleasure than any toy ever could.

U- unfair

Vito: Vito thinks he’s very fair, but by the way he teases you, you wouldn’t agree. Granted, he’s not as bad as Joe or Henry, but he’ll still tease you enough until you’re begging for him to just fuck you. Similar to Joe, he’ll try to get you all flustered in public, he loves seeing how much he can turn you on without it even being know you anyone else.

Joe: Joe loves to tease you, he likes to tease you a lot in public and sneak you away to some hidden corner & whisper dirty things in your ears about what he’s gonna do to you once he’s got you alone, & then he’ll walk away & return to the conversation he was previously having with his friends, but he’ll look up every now & then at you with an all knowing smirk plastered across his face.

Henry: Oh boy is he gonna tease the ever living fuck out of you, but it’s so subtle that if you’re out in public, no one but you would even notice. I’m talking things like slowly rubbing his fingers up and down your inner thighs under the table watching you fight the urge to react in some way, but even when you’re not in public he’s just as bad of not worse, he’ll have you begging for him for hours.

V- volume

Vito: Vito saves his moans for your ears & your ears only, he loves to almost growl them out in low tones just so you can hear them, you try & do the same back for him but he makes you feel so good that you can’t quite contain yourself & if the neighbours are in, you’ll definitely have yourselves an audience.

Joe: We know Joe’s loud, his cleaner usually hears whatever he’s up to on a night & your sex with him would be exactly the same, Joe knows how to make you scream & you know exactly what you’re doing to make him cum over & over again.

Henry: The volume in this man’s bedroom can be heard from outside the building, so Henry’s voice in general is *chef’s kiss* but imagine him groaning in your ear in that husky deep voice saying “ now cum for me like a good girl” or “that’s it babygirl, say my name like you mean it”??? That just results in pure screams of ecstasy.

W- wild card (random head cannon for each character) i chose this one to be more of a AU! Modern day T (toys)

Vito: Vito really enjoys those finger vibrators, he loves to make you feel good, so he gets one one each hand & moves them all over your body in places he knows feels good for you, then he’ll whisper things like ‘that feel good for you baby?’ or ‘such a good girl for me’, he’ll make you come at least two times over before fucking you.

Joe: I think Joe would 100% use a cock ring, it gives him pleasure & it gives you pleasure so there’s not much else he could ask for right? imagine after a busy day at work & you both just wanna release all that tension & suddenly you head a dull buzzing & you see Joe so excited to use your new toy, then he just fucks you good & proper the whole night.

Henry: You know that this fucker would think he’s so cocky, he’d buy you a portable vibrator that he’d be controlling whilst you’re out with all your friends having drinks & just sitting down to watch as you squirm around trying not to let on that he was making you orgasm over & over again, then once you thought he was done, he’d surprise you every now & then with a buzz just so you knew you were in for a world of pleasure when you both finally get home.

X- x-ray

BDE: all of these men radiate big dick energy, i wouldn’t say any of them are less than 6 inches.

Vito: I think for Vito his bde scene is when he just beats the shit out of Eric for how he treats Francesca. 6.5 inches.

Joe: For Joe his bde scene is where he shoots someone from a rival gang when he and Vito are trying to sell smokes. 6 inches.

Henry: His bde scene is in Joe’s adventures where he cuts Joe from speaking on the phone & tells him to ditch town for a while, bde comes in when he tells Joe that he can’t just be a tough guy cause he’ll get killed. 6.5 pushing to 7 inches.

Y- yearning

They’ve all got a high sex drive, they have hard jobs so they’re gonna have a lot of lent up energy & they know you’re always more than willing to help them out in that department;)

Z - zzz

Vito: Vito tends to cuddle with you after cleaning each other up until one of you drift to sleep in the others arms, knowing you’re completely safe & protected.

Joe: Joe definitely falls asleep with his cock still in you, he loves the intimate, warm feeling & it just starts the next session a lot faster anyway, he loves to take a long nap after sex.

Henry: After a hard, long session, Henry likes to take a shower with you (which usually ends up with him fucking you again) & then you’ll both lay down on the bed with his arm wrapped around you & you’ll both doze off to sleep.

Thank you so much for reading! I hope you all enjoyed :)

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